funniest thing about that video was the writing on the wall at the end "just let me put the tip in" LMAO, I'm sure every guy has said that more than once to a chick....that or "let me go in and out a few times, just a few times, thats it ..I promise"
Real life situation #29 You make a drunk dial to your ex-girlfriend and then your phone starts mugging you. It wants your money to buy crack. First thing you wanna do, get phone control. See that, I can kinda control the phone's movements, Next, you wanna pull out your gun.
DrunkGuard is the all-in-one Iphone App. with BAC calculator, Drunk Dial & Text Lockdown, Sobriety games, Party Planner & auto taxi call if you need a safe ride home
When you're drunk you get these ridiculous ideas that you feel you have to convey to someone and it has to be done at that precise moment; I speak from experience and that's one of many reasons why I do not own a cell phone. lol
@TalesFromTheKeyboard That's like doing a word search, and looking at the bottom of it for the upside down answers, and then flipping them right side up, and then complaining that it was spoiled for you. Just... don't read the comments.
Yeah, this is too funny!!!...well, I went to see a man about a dog, it's the cat's meow i'll tell ya, what, hitting the sauce too hard, sez you,..my rag-time girl...LOL.
just let me put the tip in
psychogorilla 3 weeks ago 2
Sexism = funny
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jeklefretan 1 month ago
omg. AT LEAST I CAN VOTE ahahahahhaha
SupSarahxx 1 month ago
mmm... got mah chocolate milk
MrAcuriteOf1337 2 months ago
i really want some chocolate milk right now
MrAcuriteOf1337 2 months ago
the name of this video is: History of the Drunk Dial
Jimmymoneymoney 2 months ago
just the tip
dj2fine1000 4 months ago
I had that phone for the longest time. Loved it.
ASol09 6 months ago
If you are drinking shots, DO NOT BE NEAR A PHONE!
EWil313 6 months ago
At least I can vote!
tman12358 7 months ago 2
funniest thing about that video was the writing on the wall at the end "just let me put the tip in" LMAO, I'm sure every guy has said that more than once to a chick....that or "let me go in and out a few times, just a few times, thats it ..I promise"
ndaguiluz 7 months ago 2
@ndaguiluz Shut the fuck up, we JUST got done watching it 10 seconds ago. Trust me, we fucking know, we don't need you telling us.
Zergling29 6 months ago
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@Zergling29 fuck you homo
ndaguiluz 6 months ago
Well at least I can VOTE!! Man that must of been a huge burn in 1918.
Suni253 7 months ago 27
Damn he was drunk...
He asked a girl to go back out with her lol
12soysauce1 7 months ago
Real life situation #29 You make a drunk dial to your ex-girlfriend and then your phone starts mugging you. It wants your money to buy crack. First thing you wanna do, get phone control. See that, I can kinda control the phone's movements, Next, you wanna pull out your gun.
nelsonr12 8 months ago
yea sure ive been hittin the sauce but...WELL ATLEAST I CAN VOTE
KINGKIER7 8 months ago 2
the 1865 one sounds like Bill from True Blood o.O
kimmygalea 8 months ago 2
why does it advertise for collegehumour..
b03y 9 months ago
Why does he kinda look like jesse eisenberg?
Lawlite26 9 months ago
i laughed at the end but i think donald glover should stay with community
gorftran43 9 months ago
@gorftran43 This is the reason he's even on Community
wwe2dragon 9 months ago
813 people didn't get to put the tip in.
gorefest31 9 months ago
@gorefest31 812 now?
Arguingwithmyself1 8 months ago
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I didn't even crack a smile, not funny.
IalleyoopI 10 months ago
@IalleyoopI I laughed at "Well, at least I can vote!" Does that make me a bad person?
troubleincorporated 9 months ago
Well at least i can vote!!!
OnItDPearl320 10 months ago 8
Derrick,
DrunkGuard is the all-in-one Iphone App. with BAC calculator, Drunk Dial & Text Lockdown, Sobriety games, Party Planner & auto taxi call if you need a safe ride home
BRKNOTT 10 months ago
Well at least I can VOTE!
Wingx0 11 months ago
lmao "just let me put the tip in"
LushisToxic 11 months ago 2
"At least I can vote!!" Lmao
BigxSleepxoriganal 11 months ago
811 people have made an ass out of themselves during a drunk dial
Ceas16 11 months ago
whats that song in the back round in the beginning i could chill to that shit please tell me :D
DucheNiZZle 11 months ago
@DucheNiZZle dude im also into it.. i wanna knwo this song.. sounds so frekaing awsome if u find out plz let me know
peruanoxsiempre 11 months ago
@peruanoxsiempre fasho :)
DucheNiZZle 11 months ago
Well at least I can vote! Roflmo
mkastraba 1 year ago 4
1:09 lol! facial expression.
QuestNGuidesOfficial 1 year ago
@QuestNGuidesOfficial can u tell me the song in teh bigginning plz?
peruanoxsiempre 11 months ago
did he say 'Genital Lee' ?
PSUn0oB 1 year ago
@PSUn0oB lmao yea i think he did
danny1982johnson 1 year ago
@PSUn0oB "General Lee"- Southern General of Civil War.
Bjgemini524 1 year ago
'just let me put the tip in" Lol XD
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petorsoyya 1 year ago
thats the first cell phone i ever got!
CrastinusMusic 1 year ago
jsut let me come overwer, we dont even have to do anything, well just talk, i SWEAR
TheRoflol38 1 year ago
How MANY petticoats??
TheAchilles66 1 year ago 150
@TheAchilles66 many
baronbrixiusDIE 1 year ago
fondest regards, i am too drunk to remember my name
joemommasllama 1 year ago 2
Good video
coolguyace 1 year ago
Just let me put the tip in.
Artgod911 1 year ago 8
Haha i love the 1918 one
ReDX2345 1 year ago
i love how so many people comment by saying, "i love how people comment with quotes, like i didn't just watch the video myself "
riseagainstthis 1 year ago 5
@riseagainstthis I love how people love how people... You know where I'm going with this.
I'm gonna go get wasted so I can drunk dial someone
dustbusta 1 year ago
@dustbusta damn,`i was drinking last night and didnt take advantage of my intoxicated state and call up a bitch
riseagainstthis 1 year ago
lmao
gingerjewdaywalker 1 year ago
"the tip in" i never thought of that!
heyzeus39 1 year ago
Well at least I can VOTE.
smartoonkid02 1 year ago 3
When you're drunk you get these ridiculous ideas that you feel you have to convey to someone and it has to be done at that precise moment; I speak from experience and that's one of many reasons why I do not own a cell phone. lol
theQuestion626 1 year ago 6
lol i couldn't agree more
greenchavez13 1 year ago
epic awesome and whatnot.
Lyunatis 1 year ago
well at least i can vote! lmao
Nndankn 1 year ago
lmaooo @ "just let me put the tip in."
lamafiosaaa 1 year ago
subliminal messages!!!
studmuffin45678 1 year ago
boring
mimsical1 1 year ago
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the last 2 are the funniest
dontmes6 1 year ago
heh
DamnJacky 1 year ago
Look....just let me come over. We do not even have to do anything! Thats what everyone says until you end up dead the next morning
SRExx727835xx66 1 year ago
Don't comment with god damn spoilers you fucking imbeciles.
TalesFromTheKeyboard 1 year ago
@TalesFromTheKeyboard Don't read the comments before you watch the video...?
Osminiscool 1 year ago
@TalesFromTheKeyboard That's like doing a word search, and looking at the bottom of it for the upside down answers, and then flipping them right side up, and then complaining that it was spoiled for you. Just... don't read the comments.
donphonica 1 year ago
at least I can VOTE!
viacong 1 year ago
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TheBawbag88 1 year ago
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You guys are not funny. At all.
ridersland 1 year ago
You guys love the garageband jingles dont you?! Oh well, it works, only about 20 percent of the people who watch this will notice it.
lennycloudant 1 year ago
HAHAHA!! Well done, loved it.
Bazzbonerbum 1 year ago
why is the end college humor? xD lmfaao
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whose the girl at the end?
686forwear 1 year ago
whose the girl at the end?
686forwear 1 year ago
@686forwear the girl at the end in his derrickcomedys video called "Blowjob Girl"
Kend3ll 1 year ago
@686forwear that's the girl from the blowjob video
andre9723 1 year ago
hahahaha omg...>.>...i have a bad case of dialing drunk.......i need help hahahahah
x3kaulana 1 year ago
Well at least I can vote! Hahaha
ICPReallySucks 1 year ago 3
back to the good old days!
crasher182 1 year ago
Lol
dinoskootz 1 year ago
just let me put the tip in LOL
TheBestestMedicine 1 year ago 2
the drunk dial seems like such a good idea when your doing it
GUCCImontana420 1 year ago 424
@GUCCImontana420
Well at least I can VOTE!
smilininthe3rd 1 year ago
@GUCCImontana420 It's a good idea, regardless.
himynameiskeo 1 year ago
Fondest regaurds.... Just let me put the tip in!
beyonce75 1 year ago 4
haha who hasnt done that being drunk xDD
Chrisfloh 1 year ago
Too drunk to remember my name
Lol
guitarSGman 1 year ago 4
The dangers of 14-year-old alcohol abuse.
SparkTiger 1 year ago
"at least i can vote"
HAHAHA LMFAO
FlippinraNdom 1 year ago 7
i like derrick comedy but tjis one wasnt very funny
maskedzero1 1 year ago
Anyone know the song in the very beginning?
maroda333 1 year ago
daylight by coldplay
whisperperfectlies 1 year ago 2
no thats not correct. crap wish i knew what it was.
maroda333 1 year ago
wtf r u talkin about? prohabition wasnt effective untul 1920. read a book.
blackshadow610 1 year ago
geez calm down
TheHidingLegends 1 year ago
lol the only amendment that got re-amended (god bless america)
llllXeallll 1 year ago
hahaha...'at least i can vote!'
srhh92 2 years ago 4
sometimes i have to hide my phone! really
viketaker 2 years ago 7
Lol, "Well at-least I can vote!" Made my day ^_^
Nlrvana99 2 years ago 4
"Just let me put the tip in"
LOL!!!!
who hasn't said that one....
DeliciousMike 2 years ago 5
The morse code cracked me the fuck up =]
x7Deucex 2 years ago
how MANY petticoats?? lmao
MDMAnarchist 2 years ago
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anyone who likes this has a short dick
poopiefart101 2 years ago
Anyone who doesnt like this is obviously a virgin
x7Deucex 2 years ago
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maybe some one doesnt like this cause its not funny at all .
but i doo like when your mom swallows my jizz my son.
poopiefart101 2 years ago
Good one man.
x7Deucex 2 years ago 2
at least i can vote haha
pastadam 2 years ago 5
how many petticoats?
scootsogle 2 years ago 6
my favourite
CrayzayButAwesome 2 years ago
Awesome!
VadimCC 2 years ago
Fondest Regards, ..I am too drunk to remember my name.
L, mfao.
Funniest thing i have heard in a long while.
soldierfront03050 2 years ago 6
1:43 wtf?
RamenxXxNoodles 2 years ago
What do you mean by wtf.
Rhetorical, or an actual question?
soldierfront03050 2 years ago 3
its called a jump cut they didn't edit properly
blaizer123 2 years ago
1:44 wtf?
RamenxXxNoodles 2 years ago
yeah buddy!
EliminatorRED 2 years ago
i concurr
TheZCrew 2 years ago
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i love how people comment with quotes, like i didn't just wantch the video myself
timmymcfunn 2 years ago 91
"how people comment with"
Hahahaha, I love how he spelled that. TOO FUNNY! XD
SimVik91 2 years ago
well, i did misspell watch, but none of the words you quoted...
timmymcfunn 2 years ago
I AM A KANGAROO!
Can you spell S-E-A-M-O-N-K-E-Y ? I sure can :D
SimVik91 2 years ago
@timmymcfunn people quote it because they're putting the parts they LIKE ABOUT IT. Dick.
blazemodde 1 year ago
Well at least I can vote
KoriandSini 2 years ago 2
"Fondest regards, ...I am too drunk to remember my name"
:L :L
Plokia66 2 years ago
WELL AT LEAST I CAN VOTE! >.>
XDashleylee 2 years ago 2
XD That is FUNNY
taytwakka 2 years ago
ROFL 35,000 B.C. xD 'JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN'
chamcham101 2 years ago 6
fuck I've done the 1865. Don't drink and write!
HoyleShite 2 years ago 6
THE 1898 LOOKS COOL I WANNA TRY IT HAHA
671rojas 2 years ago
Anyone know the name of the piece of music at the start of this?
iwearajumper 2 years ago
AT LEAST I CAN VOTE!
dninjal 2 years ago 58
jest let me at least put the tip in. =)
xplayfang4 2 years ago 4
I am too drunk to remember my name..
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imissbrett 2 years ago
lol
bnltheninja 2 years ago
the song from the 1865 one.. could someone please tell me what song that is cause i know ive heard it
SRCHDSTRY 2 years ago
obviously u have heard it if u watched this video :o
ZhaoYun15233 2 years ago
wow
california882 2 years ago
lmaoo just let me put the tip in!!!! roflll
rawkrXbabee 2 years ago 5
i dont get it what does it mean?
jacobforbes 2 years ago
WELL AT LEAST I CAN VOTE!
iDislikeNames 2 years ago 24
LOL. Just let me put the tip in
RoketJose 2 years ago 4
The call in 1918 was the best for me.
cyberneticchaos 2 years ago 10
Yeah, this is too funny!!!...well, I went to see a man about a dog, it's the cat's meow i'll tell ya, what, hitting the sauce too hard, sez you,..my rag-time girl...LOL.
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who is that at 1:43
southparkvids23 2 years ago
Your mom. jk
ethanhuntersmith 2 years ago
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southparkvids23 2 years ago
ROFLsaurus!!!!!!!!
incrowdcynic 2 years ago 4
YES! lol the end with the put the tip is simply classic. haha ive been drunk and with ex's and said or as thinking the same damn thing.. hilarious!
BODeUnToUcHaBLE 2 years ago 5
HOW MANY PETTICOATS? (STOP)
spudman100 2 years ago 10
while at least i can vote
egbduf 2 years ago
Just let me put the tip in. roflmao
Wedgewick 2 years ago 2
Im sorry for my lack of corispondance!!! LOLZ
frogheart95 2 years ago
AT LEAST I CAN VOTE! Pwned.
PoptartCyberNazi 2 years ago 18
dominic is so CUTE! <3
cinephilist 2 years ago
Whos Dominic?
AntagenVictim 2 years ago
celular phone lol
BDoTGFx 2 years ago 3
Really? How MANY petticoats?
VitallyYoung 2 years ago
its funny when a guy says just come over and lay there l just wanna see you and then you go over and lay they and talk
tinypuppies3 2 years ago
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Yforzayo02 2 years ago
stupid
246hungry 2 years ago
1865...definitely similar accent as Bill on True Blood...HA.
bluessoul 2 years ago
thats what i was thinking!
killercool45 2 years ago
the 1918 part cracks me up! :D
mattimus00matt 2 years ago
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Ok that was the dumbest thing I've seen
Anarkick1 2 years ago
the drunk text
urbenhungle44 2 years ago
ohh man
LastHopeOmid 2 years ago
[insert favorite line here]
I love not contributing anything to the comment section and writing what everyone just heard a few minutes ago!
TopdollarStudio 2 years ago
LOL, i love it
spiderpigkilledme 2 years ago
whats the song from the begining?0:03-0:25
Gogetatheultimatessj 2 years ago
It's a Garageband demo song that comes bundled with the program. I think it's called Glide or something...
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illijah 2 years ago
lmao
chinkfacexkills 2 years ago
screw it, nowadays im too wasted for drunk-dialling. i drunk-text!
arcosanti 2 years ago 2
ahaha im with ya!
kinggod654 2 years ago
Really how do you make out the numbers, lmao. xD
darkangle111 2 years ago