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  • Bonjouuuuuuurgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrr­rr

  • I'm a cheese eating surrender monkey, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FRENCH

  • I'm French and I don't find this offensive

  • Well, la di da Mr. Frenchman

  • HELP! Willie's Speakin' in fancy!

  • French people aren't a race.

  • Lol at all of the racism! I bet all of you are all about equality in real life, but the moment you see a message board you just revert into racism. What the hell is wrong with you?

  • We hate the french because they extorted us after WWII and on into Vietnam

  • Hahaha fucking french Cheese-eating surrender monkeys , they racist and dry people they have no humor , the vietnamis kicked your ass in dan bien fu , and the Algerien too and hitler entered paris on carpets of flowers

    Cheese-eating surrender monkeys lol this is good fucking french !

  • òmellet du fromage

  • Cheese-eating surrender monkeys are the best friend of the fat hamburger-eating pigs ;)

  • DAMN SCOTS!!! THEY RUINED SCOTLAND

  • @TheRyanshort I don't understand how the Scots ruined Scotland. What the heck?

  • @Thecrazyeditor And it is the Simpson's being posted here. I would be annoyed with the comments including my own. Thanks for the video.

  • @Thecrazyeditor Oh no it\s just a joke on the simpsons that willie made

  • I'm french and I agree with the persons who say that we surrender too quickly, it's true. But we aren't cowards, it were our politicians like Pétain ! 

  • @RealDzns Without Pétain, Verdun would have fallen and France could have lost the Great War. You might be speaking German now if it wasn't for him, so don't be too hard on him.

    Ils ne passeront pas!

  • @RealDzns No offence though but most of the people gave up to Nazi ways when france surrendered eventually some group had some balls and fought them

  • Generally speaking poop smells like poop.

  • Generally speaking poop smells like poop.

  • AND A MEME WAS BORN!

    I'm part French and even i like this scene:D

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  • *Video makes no direct reference to WW2

    *Comments contain arguments about WW2

  • french don't roll "r"

  • @olivierlar He is Scottish, and they do

  • @SuperLamarrio64DS By "they" do you mean French or Scottish?

  • @olivierlar I speak French so I know what you meant and by ''they'' I meant Scottish lol

  • @olivierlar But the cute Scots do. FUCK LYBIA:

  • @johyle that just sounds like uncalled racism

  • Just because of what happened in Lockerbie.

  • I swear this is the last one of these I’m going to watch oh look at that one.

  • mmmm Willie could teach Russian xD

  • For Darwin's sake (yes Darwin's sake), the Second World War has absolutely nothing to do with this!! But now when we are at it: THE SOVIETS KICKED ASS!!!

  • @Keichwoud357 They had the most casualties and without the support of americans , the british and french they would have lost. How on earth did you get an idea that they kicked ass? They were the most inefficient as they could be and stalin even had a deal with hitler. Get back to history class

  • @PauliuzzzLT From 1941 to 1945 they were constantly fighting around 3/4 of the German army. Or at least I think so. I'm just tied of Americans and their "We kicked/saved everyone's ass in WWII!!!

  • @Keichwoud357 The Soviets are fucking Blood Eating Communist Pigs.

    VIVE LA FRANCE!

  • @Keichwoud357 The Soviets got their asses kicked almost the entire war. Their entire strategy was comprised of throwing wave after wave of soldiers at the Germans until they ran out of ammunition.

  • @TytusTolshemLives Look, I don't know shit about WWII. This is a Simpsons clip on YouTube damn it! The comments are not supposed to be taken seriously!

  • @TytusTolshemLives The Soviets didn't do that horribly (they didn't do great, no question), but by their other strategy falling back over and over they trapped the Nazis in Russia during the winter which thinned out the German ranks a bit.

  • @MrCrazyCanuk I'll agree on that. I won't discount the important role the Russians played in WW2, but I'm just sick unto death of people running their mouths about how the Americans contributed little to the war. It's quality of time not quantity.

  • @Nationalist1912 Gosh answering a three month old comment...

    Well, since when do Ultra Conservatives like you call liberals "degenerate"??

    If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have YouTube, and all the technology you use everyday, LIBERALS are the INTELLECTUAL ELITE of the world, Scientists, Doctors, Engineers and the rest,... without us, uneducated morons like you would be living in a Middle Age like Theocracy...you should be thankful we tolerate you...

  • @Varoonmg That was actually the dumbest comment I've ever heard in my life. Democratic Germany suffered from poverty, disease, crime, corruption and lack of innovation. Nazi Germany went from poverty to the first economy out the recession, from lack of innovation to the world's most innovative state, from crime and corruption to decency and morale. So liberals are not the reason for advancement, the human mind is. Liberalism is a way of life, not a way of technology but you're an inbred, its ok.

  • Comes to video with Willie speaking French, finds comments about who played most important role in WW2...shouldn't expect logic with a drunken Scottish groundskeeper teaching French class

  • Saw a doc on TV about world war 2 the other day, changed my mind on americans in the war. Used to think they did nothing too, it's just ignorance though really.

    A damn large percentage of fighters storming the beaches of normandy to get back onto the mainland (a suicidal necessity) were american, and when they finally committed their troops to europe, japan was like fuck yeah and sent a huge number of planes at their weakened coastline.

    Probably innacurate here and there, but thats the gist.

  • @Enigmonkey why are you talking about the role of Americans during ww2 in a video about willie teaching french?

  • @firestarter320 shrug. someone said the americans did nothing. They didn't. Not to mention the threads getting all war themed anyway.

  • @Enigmonkey The US was the game-changer in WW2. Asia and the Pacific seemed doomed if it were not for Marine intervention at Midway and eventually the Phillippines, China, and Japan. Europe was on the verge of toppling and become nearly entirely Nazi-controlled if it weren't for US troops landing in France, Belgium, and Germany and pulling the Germans away from the Eastern front. (US troops were the first in Pilsen, Prague, and Berlin - but let the Soviet's have it for "glory").

  • Kirkland approves.

  • Got here from Qi?

  • @turnbats same

  • Demoman talking about the spy.

  • How about we end this. You lost the war in 8 weeks. Chew on that you cheese eating surrender monkey. The polish lasted longer than you guys did and they had horses!!! Horses vs Tanks and they fought harder. No Maginot line either. Lmfao!! Now shut the fuck up pussy. We didn't see any of you on your own beaches dying to save a country that wasn't ours.

  • @o5socalsrt, you from the US?

  • @o5socalsrt You're an American.. What did your country do during the war except think *Hmm.. Britain and the USSR are starting to get things under control.. Let's quickly send every soldier we have to the war and claim we saved the day!* The French fought as hard as they could, they even built a fake Paris to trick Hitler, The French did a LOT more for the war than you guys..

  • @COMSOV *facepalm* America was neutral for a lot of the war that's why and was more fighting in the Pacific! There was two wars you know!

  • @COMSOV that's because it wasn't the US's war to begin with. They were fighting the Japs.

    "The French did a LOT" doesn't change the fact that they surrendered too quickly.

  • @etakspaehceht I think COMSOV was talking about the Resistance and not the war in 1940. And he's right, french resistants did a lot, they gave their lifes for France. The fact is even if the nazis won in 1940 there were still people to fight for the country. Honestly, i don't think the French had surrendered too quickly, the situation was desesperate. The French had been totally surrounded by the nazis, they had no choice.

  • @AnaTheme6 surrendering in less than 2 months. that's too quickly. that's the point of this clip. saying they did a lot afterward doesn't justify how quickly they surrendered.

  • @etakspaehceht Well yes, two months it's very short, but French had just been defeated and there was no other solution. Hitler used a very effective strategie, the "Blitzkrieg", and French had build a wall between France and Germany "la Ligne Maginot" but Germans by passed it and French were trapped. The way you talk about the Resistance make me feel that you minimize it. No offense, but what do you know about it ?

  • @AnaTheme6 True, also, to to be honest, if you had the choice between sacrifying a lot of innocent lives because of unnecessary honor(suicide battle) or save the majority, the choice is pretty easy. (I'm not fully aware of the whole situation, but I remember that France was pretty fucked if they didn't surrender)

  • @olivierlar We see it the same way. (sorry about my bad english.)

  • @AnaTheme6 you're missing the point of the initial topic. the point is they surrendered in record time. that's where the joke for this clip comes from. you should notice that i don't belittle the french resistance, i just don't want to get into it. whatever they did after surrendering is irrelevant to the topic.

    i know how they lost to the german. blaming this and that doesn't change the fact that they surrendered almost immediately.

  • @etakspaehceht Forget about it, i feel like there is no way to talk about it with you.

  • @AnaTheme6 yeah that's the point, i don't want to talk about it.

  • @COMSOV That is the funniest fucking thing I read. The french doing more to beat Hitler. That's rich.

  • @COMSOV your an idiot the English and French most certainly did not have things "under control" when the Americans arrived how in gods name fighting for 5 years in a war that lasted 7 coming in at the end. we were giving the british and french weapons and planes before we started to fight god you idiots just frustrate me with your lack of actual historical knowledge

  • @ting9395 No the british gave the americans weapons, and then the americans tried to sell them back after part of the war and screwed them over. Saying someone doesn't have historical knowledge when you clearly are missing knowledge on points is laughable.

  • @MrCherubhair1 you are either Very dence or have the wars mixed up because the United states gave American made weapons aircraft and ships to england through the lend lease act before the war the only time we took weapons from the british and french was in ww1 look it up

  • @ting9395 Of course they had there own, but look this up. Britain gave america extra weapons because we are allies of corse, but when america sold it back they put way to much money on it, thats what caused britain to loose so much money after the war.

  • The cheese eatin' surrender monkey bit just got me.

  • What the hell is a cheese-eatin' surrender monkey?

  • @TheSonicGod A frenchman.

  • @TheSonicGod

    thats how the english and american call frenchmen in their language

  • BONJOUGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Keep growling those R's Willie.

  • SCOTCH EATIN WHAT-A-WHATS?

  • oh god. the "R" is all wrong, and don't get me started on the "J". but for entertainment puposes, this is brilliant!

  • Here are two events so shameful that nobody talk about them. 1812, the USA tried to invade Canada: 1) Gen. William Hull (US army) was so afraid that he surrendered his entire army without any shot being fired. 2) Gen. Smythe was so scared during an attack that he decided to retreat after having crossed the Niagara. England won the war. See? Having shitheads as leaders doesn't mean the whole nation are cowards. Btw, I'm french and this episode of the simpson really makes me laugh!

  • *cough* Demoman *cough* Domination *cough*

  • lolz his scottish

  • For sale french firearms. dropped only once

  • @ting9395 You can then pick them up and shovel them up your arse, fuckhead!

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  • @Aepullo68 is your own self confidence so low that if someone makes fun of your country you take it personally. I live in the United States i see images of my countries flag being burned on a daily basis i hear jokes of American idiocy and self centered lifestyles all the time Ive heard us called murderers war hungry greedy monsters but you know what i love my country country i respect our allied countries and i joke about them just like they poke fun at us

  • @ting9395 Dude, I'm french and I live in the UK, so I hear jokes about the french all day long and I'm fine with that and have a laugh. However, the 1940-surrender jokes just piss me off because they're always said by uneducated douchebags who dont know what happened and it's never meant to be funny but just offensive. Like anyone in any country, I get seriously pissed off when so "fuckhead" offends my country.

  • @Aepullo68 Do you have any comment on the Frensh retreat from Moscow in 1812 and the subsequent humanitarian disaster that followed?

  • @thekenster2002 Yep... when you want to play silly, you always end up at the hospital... Same story for Hitler in the 40's... History repeats itself strangely enough.

  • @Aepullo68 , c'est vraiment des gros tas de merdes, ces roastbeefs et ces ricains. Comment je suis content qu'ils se soient pris dérouiller en Irak ces fils de pute. Prochaine fois qu'on t'insulte sur la guerre de 40, dit leur que les français se sont sacrifier pour sauver le cul des roastbeefs à Dunkerque.

  • @230987fr Wow - c'est trop mal. How can you say such things.  Still, what else did I expect - guess the British should have left you to it if this is the disrespect you show

  • @230987fr Je ne serais pas aussi categorique sur les Anglais. Il y a une rivalite entre nous et eux, mais une rivalite amicale. Les Anglais plaisantent souvent sur nous, mais ce n'est jamais mechant - et je sais de quoi je parle, je vis en Angleterre. Les Amerloques en revanche, sont profondement des sales cons. Encore que ce n'est pas de leur faute, ils n'ont aucune education. Ils ne connaissent que deux choses: les fusils et la bible.

  • @230987fr D'un autre cote, on ne peut pas attendre des merveilles de descendants de criminels, fanatiques religieux et prostituees...

  • @ting9395 Imagine, if I said: "I love the American flag, especially on a coffin coming from Iraq or Afghanistan". Would you say it's funny? Would you laugh? Or would you simply say it's offensive? I hope you see my point now, and if not, well... you can fuck off!

  • @Aepullo68 if the surrender jokes piss you off so much then why did you come to a video making fun of that surrender. maybe i wasn't talking about the 1940 surrender lets look at Vietnam the French were the first ones fighting there the Americans went in to help them and then they through the whole mess on the Americans leaving us to fight the hopeless war France started while the french pulled out. your joke about the American flag mocks dead soldiers my joke mocks those french

  • @ting9395 The USA came to help in in Vietnam??? We pulled out in 1954, you arrived in 1959. Exactly what I said: uneducated douchebag! Actually, it's not in 1940 that the french army should have surrendered but in 1781 and let you lot stay English!

  • @Aepullo68 you know what your country surrendered they surrendered and complied they sent millions to their deaths. the french resistance was a tiny and insignificant Nat in Germany's face you talk about pulling out in 1781 well maybe the U.S should have stayed out of the second world war leave whatever portion of your population that wasn't ethnically cleansed under the boot of the Nazis that sound good ya cheese eating surrender monkey.

  • @ting9395 "they sent millions to their deaths", "population ethnically cleansed"... once again, you prove that you're an uneducated douchebag. Three kinds of ppl were deported: 1) resistants (seen as terrorists), 2) soldiers (war prisonners), and 3) jews (98% of which were foreign jews who came to france to flee german occupation in other countries). Follow my advice: read books, moron!

  • @ting9395

    Actually considering the losses herr Göring suffered in France it might have saved Britain. Weak argument but the Luftwaffe lost ALOT of planes in a time they were needed the most.

  • @BENNYSIEGEL90 im not sure i understand. sorry im a bit flustered from dealing with the french Putz down there

  • @Aepullo68 we did go into Vietnam when they turned communist do you know why they turned communist because their former empire was cruel to them the french empire should have died along with the British empire after WW1. I don't hate French people i hate you i made a joke and you bitched and moaned about it go whine somewhere else and leave the Simpsons videos alone

  • @ting9395 Look bitch, i stopped reading your comments. You're an uneducated working-class scum, the kind of american douchebag I fucking hate. Now, pack your shit and hit the trail.

  • @Aepullo68 fine i win

  • @ting9395 (continue) By the way, the Vietnam war was not started by France but by independantist vietnamese (Ho-Chi-Minh), who only later became communists to gain China's support. And in the beginning, these independentists were fighting with US weapons, so US our great ally... fuck you!

  • @Aepullo68 they were probably used to fight the japanese... shit happens brah

  • @Aepullo68 continued... people who refused to fight out of fear those french who refused to fight for their own freedom. I do not mean all French people the French have been a key allied power to the U.S for as long as we've had a country.

  • @Aepullo68 now that joke you made about the American flag now my joke said "French guns for sale dropped only once" implying that French soldiers came upon a threat dropped their guns and ran. your joke "I love the American flag, especially on a coffin coming from Iraq or Afghanistan" makes fun of Our servicemen who died for their country implying albeit indirectly that they were willing to do so yes I love seeing our brave men and women honored in such a way I hate that they died

  • @ting9395 One last thing, your fellow countrymen did not die for their country, they just died so that motherfucking wall-street bankers can steal Iraqi natural ressources. The owners of your country provide you with shit education and debilitating patriotic idealism so that you go die to make them even richer. If you're lucky enough to survive, u come back to learn that the local factory where u used to work has been delocalised in the very same country u just "freed".

  • @ting9395 (continued) because u r new mates can do the same job as you (even better maybe) for 1/10th of the salary you would want. Us, french, we refused this shit altogether and refused to go at war to enrich wall-street bankers. That's why you came up with "cheese-eating surrender monkeys". The more the system fucks you in the ass, the more you ask for it mate.

  • @Aepullo68 continued...I hate that their families grieve and they died but i can think of no better way for them to be honored than having their flag a symbol of what they dedicated and gave their lives for draped across their casket for all to see but like George Patton said "do not mourn that those men have died. rather Praise god that such men existed" my joke mocks your countries poor leadership in times of crisis. yours mocks the men who were actually willing to give their lives

  • @Aepullo68 (Continued) so the next time you think that you have the right to call me a "fuckhead" think about whatever jokes you've told of any other country and its people

  • This is from season 6.

    I should know, I own it.

  • all you retards talking about ww2.. get your head out of your fucking asses and enjoy the clip..

  • Vive la France, Vive la grande Russie

    Fuck USA, country of fat PIGS

  • @230987fr Screw you, typical French snootiness.. the person that offended you is European NOT American go look at his page ass-hole. Also enough with your nationalism no country is greater than another. We're all created equal

  • @230987fr lol you know over here we call the french french poppers cus they cant keep there head down in war :] POP there goes another french and the Russians are just a bunch of bears on unicycles

  • @itchyandscratchyass

    Hey! he is no bear on Unicyle, get the American Shpie!

  • scottish impersonating french, that's a paddlin'

  • hahaha - I also hate the French

  • @thekenster2002 , fuck you bitch. Viens en france fils de pute je te pète les dents, enculé.

    American fat PIGS !!!!!

  • @230987fr helloe and thanks for your intelligent comment. Unfortunately I am not American. The French always surrender, have no back bone and pander to anyone with power (even doing it now with Miss Merkle) . This has always been the case throughout history. For these reasons, the French have never been successful and always are defeated. And yes, I do count WW2 as a defeat - you surrended to the germans and needed everyone else to save you. What a dishonourable people.

  • @thekenster2002 , you are english, you are WASP, it's the same !!!!

  • @230987fr hello...again you are incorrect. I am not English

  • i like how people are talking about WWII on a simpsons video

  • @ninjakurtis Talking about WWII on a simpsons video???Well thats a paddlin

  • Mah Willie's speakin' in Fancy!

  • This will make no sence in france.

  • @simonBlake Who cares? It's france

  • @simonBlake

    Nothing makes sense in france.

    Except surrender...

  • @Feherlofia85 ahaha oh surrender they will

  • @simonBlake or in any english speaking country

  • peoples speaks too much right here ..what are you talking about ?? wars ?? are you serious ?? just because in the simpsons willie is teaching french ?? you're stupid --'

  • Mmm...cheese (drools)

  • 68 cheese eating surrender monkeys watched this LOL

  • The English - French rivalry is like any rivalry. One side (the inferior) gets angry about the other side and complains a lot, one side (the superior) laughs at the other side and takes the piss out of them a lot. Have a guess who's who in this one, every French politician in their country bitching about us at the moment should be a good pointer.

  • @blueandwhite01

    1066.

    Just saying ;)

  • thanks for the subtitles!

  • I love how the English women threw away their cowardly English husbands to bend over to the French master race at 1066. The same happened again when the French again conquered England in 1154 with the French lord future Henry II

    This French master race ELIMINATED the English nobility. You can't really talk about English noblemen after 1066, they were replaced. And as the supreme lords these Frenchmen ravaged the English women at their will.

    English blood what?

  • @hyurgy125 Dare I mention The Napoleonic Wars? There is no point in saying one race is better than the other based on who has bested who in war in the past. One, it is war - that does not make you better, it makes you more of a twat and more likely to ruin/end the human race. Two, it is the past - YOU did not do anything, none of the people who are currently French did anything, what is there to be proud of? It is disappointing that this is what you admire the French for.

  • @jackamatyus

    Dare I say the Brits were less than one quarter of the coalition army at Waterloo.

    Dare I say it was Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher and his Prussians who won the battle of Waterloo and not Wellington

    Dare I say the Brits without allies can't fight a war as shown when in 1942 100 000 Brits surrendered to a much smaller force of 30 000 Japs

    Yes.

    You limeys are always calling the French cowards but you don't like to get the real facts in your face son ;)

    Bad mentality.

  • @hyurgy125 The French at some point my have been cowards. French people in general might be cowards today, they might not be, I do not know every French person. You need to grow up and learn that these stereotypes are jokes, subject to be used in humour, like on The Simpsons. Wanna know a fun fact? Not all British people ate limes, and we do not all drink tea and eat crumpets. Shocking, I know, to think that people JOKE about these things.

  • @jackamatyus

    What has this to do with the fact that you Brits did jack shit at Waterloo and surrendered to a much smaller Japanese force of 30 000 men when you were 100 000 at the Battle of Singapore in 1942.

    British limey filth.

  • @hyurgy125 Right, so what if I were to list every French defeat? We would be here a while. You are obviously a frustrated and troubled man, to hold a hatred of an entire race of people for no real apparent reason, and to criticise them for what their ancestors did.

    It should be mentioned, that I actually feel a slight pride when you call me a limey. Yes, the British physician James Lind DID discover that scurvy could be prevented with citrus fruits such as limes. Your point is...?

  • @jackamatyus

    Listing British defeats would take longer. The Brits are not even a unified people. Sean Connery refuses to go back to Scotland until it gets its independence lol.

    40% of all "English" vocabulary comes from French, the word language is French.

    We envy you Brits and your self glorification & universally known British mob living life via telly, soccer, beer & dissing the French as well as being the lapdog of the US.

    No wonder the Brits emigrate to France en masse ;)

  • @hyurgy125 But do not reply to this. I am getting bored of you, you are quite obviously flaming because you hate us for some reason (one can only assume it is jealousy). It should also be pointed out that you are currently typing in English. You might want to stop that, lest you poison your brain to our ways.

    Anyway, haters will hate. Goodbye.

  • @jackamatyus

    NB The world has adopted the American way of speaking English. The Brits themselves are adopting the American way of speaking English.

    You're even adopting their obesity, surpassing them.

    We Canadians travel unlike the British filth who think traveling is about going to Spain and get drunk. The French have nothing to envy you for. They have a way larger country, better weather, food, lifestyle.

    No wonder you diss the French all the time

    Haters will hate

  • @hyurgy125 Please just jump in a furnace.

  • @hyurgy125 Norse more like.

  • @elanxx When you look at the family tree of William the Conqueror you see him descent from the Frankish nobility in 6 generations with Rollo the Norwegian as the only Norse in his ancestry. Norse? The Normans were a result of 150 years of mixing and you say Norse more like, how convenient. Oh you do know that half of the Norman army in 1066 were men from other regions of France and not Normandy. Were they Norse perhaps as well?

    Or when the French conquered England again in 1154, Norse?

  • It is just a simpsons vid but why does most peoples military memories only go back to WW2 quite a few people were very afraid of the Grande Armée and rightly so, eventually only defeated by the Russian winter, the good old English Channel and its changeable winds and an alliance containing every other european power, the most successful army using a strategy of retreat or tactical withdrawl would without a doubt be the Russian, thats a paddlin.

  • Americans travel 10,000 miles to kill bunch of innocent people = government is to blame.

    France surrenders to Germany = French are pussies.

    Just make up your minds.

  • Obviously no one took the ww history seriously lol I read a few books that talked about French people being held by the Germans. Good to see some of you have the decency to say The Germans instead of The Nazis.. Nazi it too old and it's used harshly nowdays.

  • French have one of the best special forces groups in the world, suck on that bietches

  • French are racist pussies

  • @Has1b

    Everyone is a racist.

  • HELL NO I REFUSE TO LET YOU BE TOP COMMENT. I REFUSE TO GO FUCKING LOOK THROUGH ALL THESE COMMENTS TO FIND HIGHPOKER NO NO NO.

  • I can understand that the outnumbered French surrendered to a much more advanced German army who took the combined force of the USSR, USA, Canada and others to finally defeat.

    But I can't understand how the Brits could surrender to the Japanese at the battle of Singapore. The Brits were 100 000 against 30 000 Japs.

    But then again the Brits surrendered at Hastings in 1066, again against France in 1154, again in the 100 Years War. At the Siege of Yorktown where the French saved the Americans etc

  • @hyurgy125 They actually surrendered a long time before that as well... to Rome. Neither the Picts of Scotland or the Scots of Ireland were beaten by the Romans... those two Celtic people terrified the Romans. To be fair, the Gauls surrendered too.

  • @TheThreeHeadedDragon

    Well the Picts surrendered to the Scots from Ireland but the Scots never were conquered by the Normans like the English but mixed with them. Robert De Bruce was of Norman-Scottish origins.

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  • BONJUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR!YE CHEESE EATIN SURRENDIES!

  • Bonjour Willie !! xDDD

  • @HigherPoker Willie didn't call the French cowards.... he called them "surrender monkeys". I mean the only war I can remember the French winning was the French revolution, primarily because the opponent was also French.

  • @precisi0n86

    Not even WWI ? You really should work your History then...

    France is an old country, USA is barely 4 centuries. Numerically, we won more battle than you. By the way, you should check the losses and compares with the other countries.

  • @precisi0n86 The French being cowardly is an American joke the British probably don't mind repeating. It really has no baring on history or common sentiment around the world.

    Americans have a number of internal view points that have been allowed to grow unchallenged throughout the years. Some of my Favourites:

    Nazi's = Communists

    Jesus is real.

    Evolution is only a 'theory' & it's hotly debated.

    There is something called 'Darwinism'

    3.0L is a small engine

    $4/US.gal is expensive for 'Gas'

    .etc.

  • @precisi0n86 errr .... WW1, American independence, 100 year war, all have something in common, the french were on the winning side! the list goes on further, but I'm haven't studied history since I was 16, and I don't want to make a mistake that some other nitpicker can pick on.

    also, If France didn't win any wars, it would never have made an empire, would it?

  • @precisi0n86

    That must be why the French won the English at Hastings in 1066. Or why the French conquered England again in 1154 under Henry II. Or why the French won the Hundred Years War. Or why it was because of the French that the Americans got their independence after the siege of Yorktown. Or why the French army under Napoleon conquered the whole of modern say Germany, Austria, Spain, Portugal, Italy etc.

    You must be really good in history.

  • i like the part when he said "bonjour"

  • Cheese eating surrender monkies! i loled so hard

  • @HigherPoker That was less because the US had cowards in it and more because there was a lot of public anger from us joining WW1.

    Also that was like 70 years ago and I doubt any modern americans throwing insults had anything to do with it.

  • @HigherPoker

    Uhm... You know what france did to the jews right?

    Check your facts bro

  • @bravocmdr First, it did not only happen in France but everywhere in Europe. Then, blaming a nation because of the deeds of some of its people is stupid. And finally, why do we always have to get back to the Jews???

  • The French joined WW2 because they didn't have any choice. Neither France nor any of it's allies ever initiated any invasion or conflict against Germany until the Battle of France a full year later. And that was Germany's invasion not France's. France's response to the German invasion? Retreat and immediate surrender. Their ended up being more French Nazis than German ones at a time, until the liberation of France when the French switched sides again when they realized who was winning. The US.

  • @GloryZombie

    Yes, ask the population if they enjoyed the rapes and the plunders. Are you stupid or do you sincerely think that people developed a great patriotism against the invader and "switched side" then ? As an occupied country, the population hated germans.

    They surrender because they did not prepared the war. Indeed France feel reluctant, WWI killed half of the young men and destroyed the territory. On the other hand, Germany wanted its revenge.

    That is called History...

  • @GloryZombie What revisionist nonsense.

  • Not surprising actually. Willie is supposed to be from Scotland, and Scotland had a long standing alliance with France. The longest in history I think, but I'm not sure. So it is possible for Willie to speak french and be rather good at it.