TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 12 - Jesse is bad at Seduction

[itay223]

Gold!?!?!?!



[guard13007]

Wood background with stone walls? I am one of the OCD peoples and that looks nice. Try doing whatever Jesse does if you want to annoy us.

[jurnag12]

08:13

Wait what? SInce when does being a Pratchett fan mean that you have to hate Rowling? They're both good writers (Pratchett is miles better, obviously, but both are good) who have their own niche that they excel in. It's perfectly possible to like both. I mean, I do.

[RuffaDuffa]

I'M UP TO SERIES 2. FTW! 10 episodes and your best weapon is a silver or iron (I can't remember) broadsword? Really? Pathetic absolutely pathetic. PATHETICNESS IS WHAT WE LOVE TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP IT UP!

[Guardsmen100]

For i was old when the world was young.... x.x

[Valoseu]

I love that! "Dude, you brought the chandelier?" *BAM* "& a table ;)"

[MrEmbersDembers]

there is like 2 diamonds per map



[thetacojoe123]

ugh TB put the golden candles on the table unevenly!!!!! my OCD rage is off tha charts i cant write anymore becuase im going to smash my DAMN KEYBOARD BECAUSE TB IS UNEVEN!!!! mffn2xCDXSrglkpw3.uibmghn oikv[w2cu8ibh 05nmgf,cd serp94u2vcig [rjwqn2iog

[DaRealHananas]

someone pass the mindbleech xD

[Aisee27insignia]

51 people have Major OCD

[Procomputergamer]

Every new world that they create Jesse loses a bit of his intelligence, Totalbiscuit loses a bit of his sanity, there is more treasure in the world, the more Totalbiscuit hates Jesse and the worse the jokes get. Although this series' popularity of ever-rising!

[Camelsarecool24]

Ahhhh I hate that make the walls stone

[xxrenderinggamerxx]

wow... ironicaly.. i have ocd and i like that combination of stone structure with wood walls so... mission failed totalbiscuit...

[lulkuthoofd]

Happy 300th Bday Jesse!!!

[DarkDragon1889]

20:55 the beginning of the best part. XD

[DeathlordMiopic]

Terry pratchet all the way oh and go mort favorite terry pratchet book (i know i spelled pratchet wrong so grammer police go away)

[ly0n3ss]

"That's not a house! It's a cake!" lol

[Zenfoxable]

"This isn't 'Castle Von Jessenstien'. This is 'Castle Von Health Hazard'." XD

[AXharoth]

ye tb like to annoy OCD guys but when it comes to FOV his whining xD

[BinarySoul42]

Go Terry Pratchett!

[chimpcraft66]

terry pratchett ftw

[skayloss]

I never had that much fun watching a let's play. This is a very important part of human history now.

[ktaswell]

TERRY PRATCHET IS AMAZING. thumbs up so he can see.

[DarkStoneMiner]

oh my....

[sircraigis90]

build up were u found that gold there is usally allwas a floting island upbove it

[ShadeWolf09]

Wow, guys the door is "broken" because the furnace is holding it shut. Face away from the door, and then right click it. It does make TB's house much better defense wise during blood moon compared to Jesse's.

[nactan]

you read terrible fantasy?

[Izakthegrim]

Terry Pratchett you say.....good man tb...good man...

[MrObviousJester]

Is anybody else tired of the Ron Paul ad? Everytime I click on a video I hear that dumbass music and that idiot saying "Please listen to this 10 minute long video in its entirety" NO! Do they not get that the majority of the people using youtube don't GIVE A SHIT?!

[nightdeathbringer]

@xXRohan16Xx avtually that one fan made 50 different accounts and disliked this vid.

[kijakoga1]

Activating green thumb!!!

That would be hilarious if all the sunflowers simltaniusly died when he said that

[CapitalFish]

3:00 Jesse has a hoover face.

[AnngryTurtleNinja47]

Jesse, its funny because the huffle puff is known as the lowest ranking of the houses in Harry Potter and you just assume that they are the head of wizards!

[timid999]

I now have a new found respect for 'tb' after finding out he is a pratchett fan.

[TheColster101]

totalbiscuit he should not bag about his 6inch house with furnace right in front door lol

[twinshk2]

My castle is MUCH better.*scoffs*(jk) but it is though. However luckily you guys found dynamite. Not fair.

[drizzt7dourden7]

well TB you can be a fan of terry pretchett AND like HP. ^^

adn you can be a minecraft AND a Terraria Fanboy ^^

(i am all of this )

[PopeKurt]

lol at the *slow mo* "oh my..." *video ends*

[roundtree97]

you cant open a door when there is something in the way

[JackAttack6six6]

The video keeps buffeirng while it's playing, and TBs avatar is always in the center of the little circle.

[MagicF0rBiggeners]

how do u make a glass?

[Wowillion]

@MagicF0rBiggeners 2 sand at the forge makes 1 glass

[Swordkirby9999]

At 16:32, take a look at how may walls he needs and how many he has in his inventory!

Somebody tell me they notice it too XD

[bulletproofblouse]

Using a wood background with stone walls does not twitch my OCD. Jesse's shoddy, colour-out-of-the-lines building philosophy though? *grind* *grind* *grind* D:

[MrCelestar]

Terry Pratchet fan means victory! xD

[moomootree123]

love terry pratchett

[xMetalayerx]

15:07 FAVORITED!!! That was so funny I almost cried.

[Enigma2Me]

21:40 You can't open the door if there is something blocking it!

[chadzombiehunter]

y u so crap at building :'(

[fbomb7117]

The sound at the end is so bad ass

[RedJester93]

Someone please do a remix of all the times jessie says, "Son of a Bitch" and all other forms of the statement.

[Shikamaru747]

Terry.. Pratchett fan? I LOVE YOU TB

[randomstuffz2]

Terry Pratchet FTW!...just saying...

[EpicSteamer]

To tell you the truth, I actually love TB's new house. It's proportional, and has a lovely wood wall. :D

[billybob9115]

you are So FUNNY



[usmilitarysoldier]

Gold means that there's a sky island above

[GenericGrey]

Actually, I think the wood walls are kinda pretty...

[Agnotio]

Quit it? Don't you mean Quidditch?

[mic2000100]

Whait whait whait, this is a glitch, somehow, the second world you spawn is always, ALWAYS amazing.

Proof: PC, world 1 sucked, world 2, Terra Hac Pedra (Little Land Of Loot)

Laptop: World 1 Snow and F***, world 2 GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD BY THE TRUCK LOAD!

[mic2000100]

Ohh... Just waiting for Nurse / Mecanic to move in with TB.

[mic2000100]

5:05

GRRR!!! WHY U MAKE WOOD WALLS!

Thumbs up if you agree, and I don't have to much OCD.

[TheLonewolf626]

you know, you can dig under sunflowers and move them.

[ProffesorGrizwald]

Terry Pratchett FTW!

[lawlor7100]

i have OCD but i like stone houses with wooden walls so that doesnt annoy me TB

[MRLOYALTHEROYAL]

113 blazing saddles reference look it up guys

[tripp1123]

I have a dig bick.

[KababKnife]

OMG terry prachett FTW!(Rincewind and vimes AND vetinari BEST CHARACTERS EVER!)

[altobenji]

my ocd got raped when i went on this



[MasterLuxuz]

It's kinda sad that they did not know that gold on the surface indicates a close Sky Island at that time.

[MaxPwnageIII]

@MasterLuxuz They already got it in the next episode.

[jruler93]

to MasterLuxuz: They still don't know that, even though they've been told that about fifty trillion times, they've probably seen it 1.5 million times, and they've even mentioned it two ot three times!

[lulkuthoofd]

@MasterLuxuz They did find out later on:P

[SnipSnapSnout]

YES THERE IS DIAMONDS

no really

[TheTwtichy]

stone with wood isn't an "OCD bait" (not really OCD either). You need to continue wasting blocks with inefficient placement, that is how you get them.

[Verviness]

When TB said "Quit It!" after bringing up Harry Potter, I thought he was saying QUIDDITCH... lol.. lol oh lord.

[Zoombedoom]

Jesses house looks like a birthday cake

[magykm]

@Zoombedoom Maybe for the man who invented fire or something, like 500 candles!

[HELLBROTHER888]

@Zoombedoom no half cake cuese i ATE IT LOLOLOL

[TheArtjom2033]

Ending was great! XD

[Angstikana]

gotta love Terry Pratchett

[Jamnesty]

I looked at the title, thought of the nurse and just facepalmed

[Shooshy162]

I like Terry Pratchet and J.K. Rowling....

[Dorsai12]

+500 red for being a Terry Pratchet fan for TB, also you might like The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher

[kartoonistgirl]

ahhhh....... this is more entertaining than slyfox's playthrough of terraria

[ziky984ever]

Theese two hills looks like boobies :)

[MisterSVimes]

Terry Pratchett! My respect for TB just tripled.

[iamnuff1992]

@MisterSVimes

its not so unusual, Sir terry has a LOT of fans over the worlds, i read on one of the dust covers that his books have been translated in to about 30 different languages,

can you even NAME 30 different languages? (without getting a atlas) i know i cant.

that's the difference between a incredible storyteller, and a mildly entertaining children's book writer like JKR

[Rocker19999]

TB Gets the top hat and the nurse Epic WIN

[Eiskralle1]

i didn't know there are other terry pratchett fans out there

[xXRohan16Xx]

49 dislikes from minecraft fanboys who were insulted about punching wood. 1 dislike from the fan of TB who hates Jesse.

[minichambre]

@xXRohan16Xx I'm curious as too which of TBs fans hate Jesse so much

[xXRohan16Xx]

@minichambre well it looks like TB is a fan off himself.... enough said

[NintenbroV1]

@xXRohan16Xx i always thought that terraria was created by mojang, but it apparently isn't, and why would minecraft fans be insulted by the mention of puncthing wood, it IS retarded, thats why minecraft is awesome, but terraria is awesome too

[dzello]

13:57 Wtf, back in wood? REALLY? WHY NOT STONE?

[TheOliver99000]

Before u Watch the video just hear this part åt 8:30 i laughd

[Yaguacho]

"Only i can live forever" Voldy much?

[asparagusoffice]

I like how Jesse claims TB is the wizard, yet TB uses a mechanical grappling hook and Jesse uses a magic balloon and cloud bottle

[Deathlord557]

i think stone walls look weird for houses

[Khakhanable]

I am also a Terry Pratchett fan but I enjoyed the Harry Potter books too...TB I am disappoint in your elitism....

[NoOtherEpicNames]

02:39 If you needed more inventory space, you should have just stacked the 2 fallen stars to the 3 fallen stars..

[Wowimobile]

Spam 7 and hear something naughty from @TotalHalibut

[DaVince21]

How do you manage to come short exactly ONE piece of wood at 16:28?

[BrynThom15]

+100 internets to you TB for being a Pratchett fan.

[massimo48300]

I actaully have a minor case of OCD but his house looks ok -.- .

[Wibble199]

This has probably been asked a gazillion times before, but what is the end music for these videos?

[Irishandproud20]

im a terry prathcet and a jk rowling fan :D

[T0MW0ZZER]

@Irishandproud20 fag :L

[Irishandproud20]

@T0MW0ZZER yeah and your a dickhead tom

[T0MW0ZZER]

@Irishandproud20 yes but admit it, yu always loved that dik on my head :L

[JustCallMeMichie]

"Expecto Patronum!" I died laughing xD

[deutscherjoel]

Disappointed that TB didn't make four candles. I'm sure Ronnie Corbett is too.

[Tewg34]

Does anyone know what TB uses for recording?

[MUHKehrin]

@Tewg34 He uses Fraos,

[Tewg34]

@MUHKehrin Fraps?

[MUHKehrin]

@Tewg34 Fraps is an Audio and Video record program, Google it ;) 

[Tewg34]

@MUHKehrin thanks man!

[KirbyBackslash]

3:50 Jesse sounds like Pops from Regular Show =_=

[Luxai]

Muscletroll in plate glasses and tophat? Hey... Hell.

[Luxai]

TB, your logic is 100% flawed. I dig both Terry Pratchet and JK.Rowling. After all, both write fantasy and got the humorous flavor =P

[raspymorten]

21:00 the best part of the ep

[Johann14213]

Terry Pratchett fan?

I actually guessed that after finishing the books.

[nifty13100]

lol TB found gold and above the gold theres a sky island

[FredeGredde]

Who's OCD?

[nifty13100]

@FredeGredde OCD is not a person it is somebody who needs to get things right

[MarkD87dk]

@nifty13100 Worst description ever :P

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Mostly manisfesting itself in repitionion of certain tasks such as washing your hands four half an hour, breathing out while setting down your right food on the ground, having the need to not have certain foods on the same plate and so on and so forth.

Michael J Fox plays a character in Scrubs with OCD which explains it to a certain degree. Same with Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it gets" ^^

[TheSmashbro64]

@mrD518 Proud of yourself?

[mrD518]

Idiot. Hufflepuff's one of the 4 houses along with Slytherin , Gryffindor, and Ravenclaw.

[mrD518]

IM BATMAN

[telluwhat1]

Oswald Cobblebott was correct i'm batfan

[totallyunimportant]

Terry Pratchett fan!

[gigbits]

homescilit biscuit

[allymfc0212]

All the.... slime ? :)

[unnamedplayerful]

give me a green thumb :3

[Johnrocker237]

When Jesse said "I.E. my nurse" i thought he said "I eat my nurse" Lol

[TGiHoskins]

"This is what happens when you keep mentioning Harry Potter...Quidditch" (Quit it) ZING! ;)

[HazzazThazzaabana]

Terry Pratchett, fuck yeah!

[EtienneLuu]

THERES A DAMN FLOATING ISLAND ON TOP YOU FOOLS lol

[chuggaacaprisunify]

Cool! Right now, TotalHalibut has 1,337 videos!

[kennyh1935]

jesse cox is a creep and weird

[tMalfunction]

Trees are for squirrels.

[ruffus910]

"I'm not a materialistic person."- TotalBiscuit, aka the guy who killed Jesse 3 times to get a top hat.

[GodKillage]

@ruffus910 The hat is his symbol of power

[lawlor7100]

@ruffus910

a hop hat is his trade mark isnt it?

[QWOPisHARD]

i dislike HARRY POTTER and i am British and my name is harry and im ginger so i am Harry and Ron mixed into 1so not all Brits like harry potter

[EonanCathal]

All hail Terry Pratchett!

[AcidCH]

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KEEP MENTIONING HARRY POTTER."

"QUIDDITCH"

[TheMauso88]

Forgotten how to go out of doors? That'll happen with Terraria. :>

[joleanchrunch]

wait tb said he is usefull

[030412BT]

Is guy below me a brony?

[hentaispyder]

"grey-moon guardian?" = "night-mare moon?"

[meowmeowkittykatpbj]

@hentaispyder Brohoof? '-'/)

[aroneo3]

@meowmeowkittykatpbj il brohoof you [\

[meowmeowkittykatpbj]

@aroneo3 ^-^/][\^_^ brohoof!

[KillerSnowballz]

Could made a gold pickaxe.

Could speed up the tedious digging in these videos.

No, lets make 3 candles... >:(

[towndrunk23]

Just for you guys, I made a button in my house that connects to the guides room, where the guide is locked in and gets shot when you press the button.

[GeneralHappyPie]

Did anyone else have a minor fit when he made the two golden candles, which if he hadn't he could've made the Golden Pickaxe?

[MrKirner]

Terry Pratchett = The Best

[oddrox]

TB: "I'm just doing it to freak out the OCD people."

Me: "Eh, it looks ok I guess."

TB: *begins to make second floor out of wood."

Me: *bites knuckle*

[zereth97]

@oddrox i feel with u...except im about to do suicide every time he builds walls outside of the house XD

[TheS0V13T]

When TB said 'This is what keeps happenin when you keep mentioning harry potter! Quit It! '(pronounced Quiddit), who was like *trollface* its pronounced Quidditch.

[zombieemperor]

tp is actually a 16 year old cali girl

this is just what she sounds like high

[ShutinSmith]

finding out tb likes terry pratchett made my day

[benc334]

"it actually looks like a giant whale" I was thinking it looks more like a knob...

[XoETERNALoX]

jesse is the guy u just love to hate...

[Blackwiz555]

@XoETERNALoX or hate to love, what ever comes first.

[WinggedBear]

I spoke to soon literally crying

[WinggedBear]

thank you my OCD was making me go INSANE!!!