Rauss's Read-Along SuperDeluxe

[SalvationMetal]

wow... I cannot unhear it... need moar brainbleach

[XxSpyyx]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[fpsminer1]

Why the fuck am I able to impersonate the Lyle version of Rauss Blackdragon voice perfectly! Is this a curse?

[Theincrediblemrtim]

DAMN IT ROSS

[imegachocohalic]

note to self: look out for pit pussies

[whaohdoublerainbow]

I memorized this... Dont ask why im not sure either

[panda0death]

Well...... That happened

[FlamesBurning13]

Ummmmmm.... Yep, this is better than "Friday"

[iugk]

OH BOY!

[mrkhrules]

OH BOY!

[TheMaddFragger]

OH BOY, this is hilarious

[Skoadload]

OH BOY!

[haloprime360]

No wonder lyle and dex want to kill this guy.

[MisterBlack215]

.........should I read this before bed?

[MrRodinhas84]

well that....am i the only one.....you know what? forget it im gonna watch porn

[Baker13Dozen]

Better that Stephanie Meyer's Twilight Saga.

[TSFBman]

@Baker13Dozen lol thats true

[rotcafk]

still better than twilight

[xthat1337guyx]

You know how cartoons usually have a character similar to this, and they all exaggerate how bad the story is? That is not the case on this one...and this is only a chapter. Still, Rauss Blackdragons novel, over twilight.

[dragonxyz6]

I read this aloud on XBOX Live and then everyone quit the lobby.

MAKE MORE!!!

[dimomarg]

@dragonxyz6 ragequit? no this is rapequit.

[Puppy21346]

I lost my shit at bukkake tsunami

[Linkueigman]

Still a better love story then Twilight.

[BillTehLlama]

@Linkueigman, Look out guys, we've got a badass over here<3

[WolfieboyMachi]

@Linkueigman

What do you mean "still better than twilight"?

This is AWESOME!

[Geckodood]

is it weird that this video gave me a...

[5hane9ro]

I'd buy that novel

[TheChris1179]

Not even sure what im watching XD

[garranto]

Im sure this was said already...but I'll say it anyway. This was a better love story than twilight.

[whaohdoublerainbow]

i showed a girl this on facebook

[whaohdoublerainbow]

I am nearing the very center of the weird part of youtube this video proved quite a chllange but I managed to watch it without going insane. I wonder what is at the very center of the most fucked part of youtube

[123LDJ123]

I am not going to lie , I got a boner.

[cheekybuttful]

today my friend said to me "why are you so insane?" I replied with BECAUSE SANITY IS NOT INCLUDED! and while I ran at him I screamed FOR LYLE AND DEEEEEEEXX!!!!

haha scared the fuck out of him.

[Hiddentiger4]

Am i the only one that would enjoy this if i was at the prison? well....look at the good side if you hate this. its better then twilight right?

[gergs2point0]

oh god no >_<

[Arbiter30450]

Holy shit under the category it says Education XD check it out

[Mezchano]

I well... *ahem*

*zip*

[MegaBLARP]

PULITZER!!!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE THIS SHIT A PRIZE!!!!!!!!

[MasterCheif248]

I.... for once i'm at lost with words.... and not in a good way.

[WhiteTwilightWolf]

Why is this so wrong yet so funny at the same damn time?

[jonathanlevary]

make it stop!!!!!!!!!

[Izzygadi]

I was fucking eating during this

[grnfgg4]

nazi uniform?

[Mistrelia]

1338 people are the men Rauss has been dreaming about since he was a little boy.

[Arbiter30450]

This is fucking hilarious I want more and more sanity not included too XD pitt pussies OH BOY!!!!

[metaloidx]

Seems legit.

[RadioactiveModder]

1337 likes as of this moment. We must rejoice.

[cheekybuttful]

why... do... I... have... a... BONER?????

[Superduperpyjamatime]

He nos a bit to much about this i think he is actually rauuss

[guidedogs1]

XD

[WolfieboyMachi]

Please bring Rauss back in future material. He is so awesome. :D

[bobtimn]

why do i keep watching this???

[Fadedheroes]

this is just awkward...........

[ghekko5]

Oh boy

[44SilverFire]

what.....the fuck....did i just...fucking hear.

[flamingwolfz]

Of his PePe.

[cowonafarm4126]

This is hilarious

[FuzzyLittleWolf123]

I can't believe I'm saying this... I want more....

[SacredLatern]

im in that weird part of youtube again

[ricov888]

Send this to egoraptor and make him animate it or something

[whaohdoublerainbow]

@ricov888 that sounds so horrible yet hilarious

[therainbowgeyser]

@ricov888 but then they would have to animate porn......

[remmy100]

..........i got a boner.

[lionheart9682]

Now I remember why I keep that gun so close.

[moviemaster8510]

At least we know one thing: Rauss Blackdragon is a much more competent writer than whoever writes Rebecca Black's songs.

[Arkayify]

OH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[DeathGod091]

i.....i...i dont even.......WHAT LOL

[Madvillane]

need more of this, so disturbing yet so funny

[Madvillane]

LOLLLLLLLL

[jamesgrose510]

This is worse than that scary image from The Impossible Game.

[Soluzz]

Who the fuck wrote this ?

[blackdeadtree1]

RAUSS YOU BASRARD!! lol this is fucking disturbing

[theballisanurf]

actually thos was in the finale in the back ground

[666Shinedown]

Pitpussy...now that's a new one!

[grnfgg4]

why the fuck am i LMFAOing

[BSP9009]

SOME ONE QUICK GET A TEAM OF WRITERS TO FINNISH THIS MASTERPIECE!

[Drei57]

.......*barf*.......

[kickass2557]

oh boy

[archangle674]

WHAT THE HELL, I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD LIKE OR DISLIKE!?!

[max15946]

I shot myself as soon as I started the video

[TheSMan996]

That gave me nightmares

[pumapro13]

i gotta tell you...i am now scared for the rest of my life.

[ownal]

MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR­

[iugk]

hahahahahahaha

[McReSpawn008]

this is the best thing i have ever heard in my shitty life...

[lightningblade1632]

Is it normal to want more of this?

[Konosuke7]

This is basically audio porn

[WhiteCobra1994]

Who needs sex education, when you have the power of NOVELS! :D

[kozzy18]

Still better then Twilight.

[MrStickmansam1000]

i listen to this everyday.

[DAK075]

Who even came up with this stuff?!

[WasteOfAmmunition]

If Rauss is gay, why would he write a heterosexual romance novel?

[whaohdoublerainbow]

@WasteOfAmmunition no erica has a penis

[TeaForOne1]

more please.

[TheTyleroni]

D: ............ DD: oh god lol

[CBlye]

so much better than porn...oh yaaaaaaaa

[xXLoneWolfZz]

make another one, but this time read the chapter where Terry ejaculates tabasco sauce

[MrStickmansam1000]

@xXLoneWolfZz OH BOY!

[silveruke88]

Anybody notice the LBP2 piano music? I love that song!

[gordofredito]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL

[hortons1967]

oh Boy



[theonlymrisbell]

I want the whole damn book.

[ShadowScythe12]

I showed this to my teacher.

I'm no longer in that school..

[KillerMantis783]

am I the only one who thinks this is still a better love story than twilight?

[AlienArtifice]

@KillerMantis783 No, someone always posts that same comment every week and it always ends up being one of the top comments. Rest assured, you are not alone.

[Nougat341]

I listened to this while doing my science homework.

[halflife103]

You sick fuck XD

[Strieter12]

It says wiped she sperm from her eyes typo

[Cartera464]

OH BOY!!!!!!

[Cartera464]

OH BOY!!!!!!

[DrPie0licious]

I have filled my ears with bleach

[dooman429]

there needs to be another

[lylatfox4]

oh god

[spritelymuse]

If you look in what category it's under you'll see that it's education

[Averaz92]

How could she tell that Terry was a beautiful man if she had jizz in here eyes???

[thatguy21STcentury]

@Averaz92 It says that she wipes it from her eyes... -_-

[natesvideogamehelp]

xnxx.com

[BlasianRamen]

The next time some kid asks me how babies are made.....

[whaohdoublerainbow]

@BlasianRamen my thoughts exactly

[ruedyn1]

I have to go wash the gay off me. Be back soon.

[neonbreak1]

its so beautifull (sniff)

[bvant6]

Ohhh boii i need to tell you the part about the hairy bush

[randomizer117]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[DeltaFlare987]

Lyle, you are a brave soul for doing this voice over of a completely corny story. Thank you!

[HitmanAssassin11]

Tags:Rauss Sanity not included finale full novel the magic of novels reading rainbow nigga swag shit eating read supergood on my Kindle

[Headsetphobias]

Well... That's different...

[Leo3oproductionsK]

Ironic that Spazkid is your animator,since he's the only one I could think of to make an adaptation out of this...

[bozilla1996]

scariest thing fucking ever

[ImAwes0meLikeThat]

I laughed soo hard i cried

[AbergVonQuack]

skittles is gay. thumbs up

[AReyes583]

Where can I get the Audio Book from?

[SquidVisi0n]

I thought Dex did the voice. Like slag song.

[ScoutSecurity]

@SquidVisi0n They both do the voice

[EzioAuditore1459]

I'm reading this in my college composition class.

[DGibbas]

Vagoo with a louse comb "Hahaha"

[JibbyJoeby]

Somebody needs to make an animation of the story...

[LethalMuffinGaming]

@JibbyJoeby On PornHub? XD

[therainbowgeyser]

@JibbyJoeby nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooonvmgtvgvmjtvtvjuvgvktvf­kutfvkgvttuvktuvtvktuv

[joeypie96]

i am so going to show this to my dad



[DeadByAnime]

WHAT A HANDJOB!!

[Joraglove]

Who makes the voice of Raust?

[TheThomas0204]

@Joraglove lyle

[Asylumboy99]

Am I the only one waiting for the sequel?

[BlueSpirit2100]

Who wrote this masterpiece!

[EasyTargetLP]

There comes a moment in a man's life when he has to ask questions on the situation at hand.

This is one of those times.

So I ask... WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT? (I added in periods to add dramatic effect. Aren't I just the coolest kid on the block?... I thought it was cool.)

[xSt3aLtHxSnIpEz]

why does my mun walk in as i watch this 1 word

fuck!

[TheCelt93]

17 people don't appreciate good literature

[sihtdeartnacuoy]

"Oh terry, you beautiful man you!" She replied, wiping she sperm from her eyes, "I love you"

[TNinja0]

Yeah, I was about to fap for the night, and then I saw this. Greatly enhanced my plan.

[lurviQ]

"She then raised her armpits"

[Dylemus]

@360lateflip Me too

[bane541]

Oh Boy! will there be another!

[TheD4rKO1]

and now i regret listening to the rest

[TheD4rKO1]

oh god i paused it 8 secs in and im not sure i want to listen to the rest.

[Jakex203]

I laughed throughout the whole fucking thing

[happy00slappy]

my reaction to the story: ∑(O_O；)

[360lateflip]

I have this playing on my ipod every night before bed, like my bed time story.

[nolixxus]

@360lateflip should the world be worried about you?

[BrownLogMan]

"Were there an author to my life I would totally not be a projection of him!"

OBJECTION!

I saw Phoenix Wright: Bullshit Evolved episode 4! Straight from Rauss' lips: "You see, TERRY... is based off me." Somethin' ain't right here.

[Nikolai301000]

Pit pussies

[khfan316]

I came.

[5432shadow]

this needs to be published then ull never have to read it again and we can, Oh Boy!

[tonymx1000]

magic Callcium.... lol

[sertanwow]

i was just bout sick during that what the fuck :(

[rwgay1]

she but fuck hem

[rwgay1]

jesus stop

[spidermonkeymomomo]

its not that bad

[hamburgerman8712]

HOT DIGGITY!!!

[ScottishEnt]

didnt this book make an appearance in south park