Dude, cause quantum collapse, it is a sure-fire way to stop it being thursday. Just measure the time. Ok, that was a paradox. DAMN, I thought I was smart.
forcing them to simply respond to stimuli instead of how they are used to living. Unfortunately, it's not a very productive way to live or safe way to live either.
Our senses and sensory reality are on a linear scale that is experienced in the moment, however, our brains can travel forwards or backwards in time in short bursts thru memory and prediction. We are normally not "in the moment" mentally but instead thinking of the day ahead, the next hour, and usually at least 10 minutes ahead of time to work thru various tasks. Oddly, when people take psychodelic drugs even on a small scale it does put people in the moment,
First, It needs to be EXACTLY 0:00 (military time)which will create a paradox, and because it's Thursday, it will go to Friday, but IMMEDIATELY go back to Thursday. Before that happens, you need to fall asleep, which will let the time paradox to reverse itself somehow, and it WILL be Friday. But you have to sleep for EXACTLY 24 hours, or else you go into an eternity of limbo, and trust me, the Devil cheats and gets the holders to raise the bar.
I know that time only goes back so far and that spacetime is bent. I also know that shaking at half the speed of light makes time go by 70% of the normal rate. I know that time and numbers actually exist and aren't just imaginary figures used to work out things that obviously exist.
Time travel movies confuse me. The basic plot of such a movie is that something bad happens, and the main character goes back in time to change it. If he went back in time to change it in the first place, the bad thing never happened. But we clearly see that it DID happen, which is why he went back in time. The bad thing the main character fears both happens, and NEVER happens, and thus, the entire plot of the movie both exists, and doesn't exist.
Well you could check the flux capacitor, or you could go at the speed of light pausing time forever hopefully contradicting the every day Thursday paradox and rusuming your time to normal. Oh and x=1.
Flip the corn dog upside-down, hook 2 iron wires to it, one into the corn bread, touching the hot dog, the other on the end of the stick. Everything shough pretty much even out.
@2minutestomammoth "I am giving you guys control of every one of my videos." This is the gateway to D3PO, which is MUCh better now than it was. This was different, and I really liked this, but I like D3PO too, and it IS an experiment, after all.
Dan its simple to get out of your time loop where you infinitely in Thursday all you have to do is reach 50 percent of the speed of light then find a way to enter a wormhole. Once in the wormhole you will either end up in a parallel universe or travel through time. Which ever one you will still escape your Thursday problem.
@CueCappa It depends, there are a lot of different theories. He might be in a universe ALMOST exactly similar to ours, or he could end up time traveling forward/backward to a parallel universe. Practically all paradoxes are eliminated (such as the grandfather paradox) because you Dan would time travel to a parallel universe. Me and my brother have theorized this really and are not sure if anyone else has thought about this (someone probably has) so yeah.
Time travel might be possible corndog, but lightspeed is not so we either have two ways around this. 1 we could have a big solar generator corndog around a star for a billion gillion years, or we could move the distance infront of us. Aka if we want to make it to the other side of a pizza we cut out the middle and pull us to the edge. I hope this helped.
I was expecting einsteins theories ...Laws ..worm holes ,black holes ...near light speed travelling (ie.time traveling related )..BUt none of that is here..seriously why did you make this video
@RenegadeXavier whatever man ..whatever I said is my OPINION ..if you like it or not I stand by it ..and I wasnt trying to depreciate dan ..i like his vlogs .
And besides educated ppl will call this constructive criticism..
Instead of ppl like who are nothing but "dummies"..who watch stuff and mindlessly go about it
time travel is easy, multiply x times the amount of corn dogs in the flux capacitor to get the square root of y times z z being equal to the number of days you want to travel times 8,675,309 divided by your age witch is equivalent to x
If you want to go forward. First: build a spaceship that can travel the speed of light. Second: pack all the supplies you will need to go to a distant galaxy at light speed. Third: fly to that distant galaxy. Fourth: fly back. Fifth and final: get out and explain to the people crowding around you what the shirt just happened.
of all the comments i read it seems time travel would be inane to the point of wasting time and money on to do something that is pointless. So even if you could travel back in time you would always accomplish nothing at all, so why try to do it even if it is truly a impossibility.
Time and movement are relevant, You can't go at full speed for both the faster you move through space the slower you travel through time. Since the Earth is rotating while orbiting the sun and the sun is orbiting the black hole at the center of the universe we are already traveling at a great speed. Logically we should be experiencing time much slower than it actually occurs. So in a sense time travel is possible seeing the relationship between time and space. If you were to go fast enough.
wELL YOU KNOW THAT IF U WANA GO INTO THE FUTURE YOU HAVE TO BE IN A SUPER FAST CAR OR SUM so time slows down in the car ... now if u wana go back in time... lets say u r the super fast human in a slowing down car... i really dont know what im saying lol
The only way to prove time traveling exists is to tell yourself " if i can ever travel through time and space i will teleport here and tell myself time traveling exists."
- society. The best way to solve this problem is to find a way to travel between parallel universes and to come to ours and post your vids here (How to get connection to our Internet from your universe.
-re in the next post. In that divergence, Time travel must have been invented. Some total idiot with a corn dog may have gone to, say, Mesopotamia in its glory days, and shown the serfs there corn dogs. Corn dogs mave have killed (obesity) the great-grandmother of the person who invented the concept of days of the week, therefore someone else had the idea of one day of the week, that day being Thursday. The end result is that the only day of the week is Thursady, and corn dogs are the gods of -
Now I am by far no expert on time travel or quantum mechanics (i'm only tewlve), but the way I see it, there are billions of quintillions of decadillians (sp?) of parallel universes, and every oone is different. in Dan Brown's universe, There was probably a corn dog-related divergence from our reality, society, opinions on corn dogs, everything was changed. Based on the fact that Dan still speaks English and gets humor, the divergence probably happened about, say, ten years ago. I will post mo-
Time travel isn't possible, and for one reason: Paradox. Say you travel back in time to reverse the effect of something that you don't like, you can't do that because it would already be reversed before you get the opportunity to do so. it makes time travel a total waste of time. Scientifically, time travel is always in a constant loop. Say you go back in time and run into yourself, when you go back into your own time period, the past you will follow your actions and go back in time, thus a loop
@seinfeldfan7898 Your right and wrong at the same time. You CAN travel through time, just not backwards. You can travel forward in time (but not in the conventional instantaneous sense) any matter accelerated to the speed of light (or close to it) experiences time at a much slower rate. So if you travel extremely fast (say 99.99 percent the speed of light) you would be experiencing time 1/7000th as quickly as someone who's standing still. So technically your traveling forward in time.
@Jhackpwns2 But it's impossible for Humans to travel that fast. Some scientists have studied the principle of chronically freezing people, but that wont work because your skin cells will swell up.
@seinfeldfan7898 Not necisarrily impossible. We can accelerate electrons to 99.99 percent the speed of light. Which means nothing for the time being but is useful knowledge for the future. (By the way time travel is possible the laws of physics allow it. Of course I didn't specify exactly when we'd be able to travel into time, which certainly isn't soon.)
@seinfeldfan7898 Actually there's more too it than that you would still need to go back in time just you might not have a choice whether you want to or not but then what if the man knows he will go back in time but doesn't like what he'll do and commit suicide will that undo time or will the entire cycle of time and space collapse?
At the comment below, you have it backwards, dude. You can go to the past because it's already happened, but can't go into the future because it hasn't happened yet.
You can't time travel and change something FOR A REASON. For example if you go back to kill an enemy of yours when he was a baby; in the present, that enemy will no longer exist, meaning you never met to begin with, and meaning that he was never your enemy, meaning you DONT go back in time to kill him, and that in turn means he exist. To shorten that down: Even if you had the technology to go back in time, if you went back and changed something, you would most likely create a temporal paradox.
you can't travel time ,, time is just something we made up so we can predict what will happen after a while.. even if we would travel to the exact same spot with everything being exactly the same as it was one hour ago then this would mean we changed dimensions not the time ,, it still took us a X number of seconds to get back to that spot
a way to time travel would be to travel nearly the speed of light, if you do so time slows down because light always has to move away from you at 300,000 m/s this has been recorded in mines and satalites
This comment is travelling through time. By the end of me typing it, it will no longer be 2.32 AM, but it will in fact be 2.33 AM. At least where I am.
It has been proven that you cannot travel backwards in time (for this causes many paradoxes), but you can travel forward (if you have a shuttle going near the speed of light).
i think time travel isnt possible but if it was it would already have been invented in the future parralel to our present,
I also do have this theory that the greatest inventors ever actually havent been born yet and were sent back in time in the year 2349 to invent what they were meant to, and using futuristic brain manipulating technology they made everybody beleive that they had always belonged where they time travelled back to
When this was posted it honestly convinced me that it was thursday (yes, really) , I was confused for the rest of the week. I'm naturally a blonde, so yeah....
Time travel is only possible in one way without destroying the cosmos. Because time is very different to everybody, I may be argued. Time is a linear stream of events never to go back only to go forward, one by one. Nothing can EVER happen at the EXACT SAME TIME, time is split down to the super-duper millisecond and cut into pieces constantly stopping and going. You cannot go back in time because you would destroy dark matter erupting in a huge-ass black hole. To time travel just go fast, (LISP)
@Bogspot. Time travel is not possible.It will never be.The speeds involved are far greater than man can withstand,its just not possible.Man should not even attempt it.
@EagleTalon1970 Time travel is more possible then toaster strudels, it will happen and it does happen. All around us small worm-holes that air cannot pass through are forming and closing. To time travel without destroying the world and creating a paradox for radiation to re-create itself just go fast then the speed of light. Which is impossible, time will slow down just enough so that you don't reach the speed of light.
Going forward in time is far more simple. The universe's speed limit is the speed of light. you cannot break it. if you go faster, you won't explode. theoretically the universe will just make you going slower relative to the people who can see you so you do not break that limit. time travel forward is also possible this way, and this is a more practical than using an extremely large gravity well as i mention below.
Going forward in time is far more simple. The universe's speed limit is the speed of light. you cannot break it. if you go faster, you won't explode. theoretically the universe will just make you going slower relative to the people who can see you so you do not break that limit. time travel forward is also possible this way, and this is a more practical than using an extremely large gravity well as i mention below.
just like every object in three dimensions has holes (like holes in cloth or between molecules), the 4th dimension (time) has holes in it as well (as this is a basic theory in physics). These holes in the 4 dimension are called "wormholes". These wormholes are two small to travel in, but by bending the curvature in space-time in a negative direction (via exotic matter / antimatter), it is possible to make stable, large wormholes which can let you jump around in space AND time.
@dumbassbogobot,You cant go back in Time because its allready Happened.You cant go Forward because it hasent Happened yet.Time is constent,it does Not stop,mathmatics proves it can Only slow down the faster you go.
@EagleTalon1970 you can easily go "forward" faster than other people. this is because gravity has an effect on spacetime. The closer you are to a singularity, the slower time will move for you (relative to people farther away). Now, this does not have a great affect on EARTH. but a supermassive blackhole can double the time you spend near the event horizon (if your careful enough to stay ON the event horizon).
Here is how you fix your corn dog time travel thing. What you do is find what part of the corn dog gives the energy, then plug chords into that part of the corn dog and plug the other side of the wire into the computer and change the computers time, then it will take you to whenever you want, but make sure its a mac and is plugged in or is a desktop and make sure you turn off everything in your house because it takes a lot of power, and don't drop and break your corndog next time.
I wouldn't call what i am about to say time travel but rather the perception of time. If you could get up to the maximum amount of speed that is physically possible, which is 99.9 percent light speed, and just kept going that speed in space then one year on Earth would be percieved to be equivalent to one day on the whatever you had travelling at near the speed of light
@romerojoshua32 yes it would be slow to the people travelling on the object but the object does not slow down and they do not notice the slowing of time either, on earth time remains the same to the people there, but to the people on the object, to them 1 day on the object is equal to one year on earth, even if they are in a slow state if they came back to earth in 20 days after they departed it would be 20 years later and to them it had only been 20 days, so time did speed up for them
Time travel is full of paradoxes, but it may be possible in some way or another. Imagine space-time as the surface of a trampoline. As objects have mass (speeding up makes something gain mass too), they press down on this trampoline and distort space-time. You can literally see objects that should be blocked by the sun during an eclipse to test this theory. If you press hard enough on the trampoline (black hole), it's possible that the fabric will bend back on itself causing "time travel."
In theory, we are time traveling right now.... for example, i just traveled a second. And the special theory of relativity. I could go more hardcore theoretical physics, but I don't feel lke typing all of that.
Well being able to time travel is a difficult thing. To go forward in time, would require you to go faster than time it's self, and the result would have you burn to death by friction. To go back in time would require you to go slower than time, which is impossible, and which you would freeze to death by the sudden change of friction as well.
very simple are galaxy is currently and always has been falling threw space and as we are spinning round the sun we are falling in a spiral, so if we were to move back in time we would just end up in empty space with the milky way x about of space above are heads, so you would have to be able to travel threw time and space, so we need to be able to teleport which we cant do,
T.A.R.D.I.S. That's all.
RitaTheSkeeter 1 month ago
Actually where I am, it IS Thursday.
TheLemonMD 2 months ago
Awesome.....you also taught me how to solve a rubiks cube :D
run2623 2 months ago
Ksksm
TheEvilCommenter 2 months ago
Curran
TheEvilCommenter 2 months ago
Dude, cause quantum collapse, it is a sure-fire way to stop it being thursday. Just measure the time. Ok, that was a paradox. DAMN, I thought I was smart.
J0hnnyH4ck3r 5 months ago
Corndog.
colourfulwithaU 6 months ago
forcing them to simply respond to stimuli instead of how they are used to living. Unfortunately, it's not a very productive way to live or safe way to live either.
starcrafter13terran 10 months ago
Our senses and sensory reality are on a linear scale that is experienced in the moment, however, our brains can travel forwards or backwards in time in short bursts thru memory and prediction. We are normally not "in the moment" mentally but instead thinking of the day ahead, the next hour, and usually at least 10 minutes ahead of time to work thru various tasks. Oddly, when people take psychodelic drugs even on a small scale it does put people in the moment,
starcrafter13terran 10 months ago
I watched this on a thursday
poppinsdebo 10 months ago
how do we solve for x
popawheelie12 11 months ago
@popawheelie12 How do you not solve for x?
GomirofWRA 6 months ago
I a planet was 70 light-years away, and they used a telescope that could see 70 light-years away and they looked at Earth, they would see WW11.
DERKINSHNOFF 11 months ago
"i broke it, i broke it" hahahahahaa !!! ahh the hilarity.
RockinSmiley77 11 months ago
my brain hurts..,.
sarniagerry 11 months ago
This is how you do it:
First, It needs to be EXACTLY 0:00 (military time)which will create a paradox, and because it's Thursday, it will go to Friday, but IMMEDIATELY go back to Thursday. Before that happens, you need to fall asleep, which will let the time paradox to reverse itself somehow, and it WILL be Friday. But you have to sleep for EXACTLY 24 hours, or else you go into an eternity of limbo, and trust me, the Devil cheats and gets the holders to raise the bar.
darkwater1928 1 year ago 2
To time travel: go on drugs
evilasever 1 year ago
lsd.
DIGGYSPLASH 1 year ago
Wiki the grandfather paradox.
GleekItsOlly 1 year ago
time travel tip: meet the Doctor. He has a Tardis. the TIME and relative dimensions in space machine. :)
hollyhmg3333 1 year ago 11
it is thursday
Mrsocceraddict123 1 year ago
haha it is thursday
TheEmpoleonfan123 1 year ago
I know that time only goes back so far and that spacetime is bent. I also know that shaking at half the speed of light makes time go by 70% of the normal rate. I know that time and numbers actually exist and aren't just imaginary figures used to work out things that obviously exist.
anticorncob6 1 year ago
Slaughterhouse Five, Read it.
number1canuck 1 year ago
00:57 funniest part!! lmao
fycnikka 1 year ago
You sound like bl00dblitz, but this was a great video.
gkchvh 1 year ago
D3P0 beta
revi5555 1 year ago
actually it is Thursday
TheVarietyGuy 1 year ago
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Time travel movies confuse me. The basic plot of such a movie is that something bad happens, and the main character goes back in time to change it. If he went back in time to change it in the first place, the bad thing never happened. But we clearly see that it DID happen, which is why he went back in time. The bad thing the main character fears both happens, and NEVER happens, and thus, the entire plot of the movie both exists, and doesn't exist.
MadeofAwesome4ever 1 year ago
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MadeofAwesome4ever 1 year ago
money shot............. lol :D
Zryan7681 1 year ago
Well you could check the flux capacitor, or you could go at the speed of light pausing time forever hopefully contradicting the every day Thursday paradox and rusuming your time to normal. Oh and x=1.
66CrtS 1 year ago
get a delorean...
jacktheripperrules 1 year ago
E=MC^2
MGApcPro 1 year ago
im watching this vid on a thursday :D
megashimoda 1 year ago
just wait 6 to 25 years
dakotaseas1 1 year ago
0:41-0:48 made my day
masterkh2 1 year ago
x, equals to zero
Ratoscruvy 1 year ago
i watch every videos dan brown but i liked
googles2640 1 year ago
You should watch Doctor Who. :)
DramaFreak77 1 year ago
What's with the corn dog, and what is a corn dog like? (I'm from England :s)
lennic95 1 year ago
Flip the corn dog upside-down, hook 2 iron wires to it, one into the corn bread, touching the hot dog, the other on the end of the stick. Everything shough pretty much even out.
KarmeloJones 1 year ago
I am actually watching this on a Thursday. It's October, but still Thursday.
It would be so cool if time travel was possible within the next year....
I know this is sort of off topic, but maybe time travel has something to do with 2012...the 13 crystal skulls...crop circles...
Kraekcae 1 year ago
masturbate ;)
jamzii1994 1 year ago
You need a flux capacitor
FFVIIBOY 1 year ago 3
This was so much better than D3PO!
2minutestomammoth 1 year ago 53
@2minutestomammoth "I am giving you guys control of every one of my videos." This is the gateway to D3PO, which is MUCh better now than it was. This was different, and I really liked this, but I like D3PO too, and it IS an experiment, after all.
jkid1134 11 months ago
I like your shit dude. You will go far... or maybe not very far but many years away... Is that right?
graybarnes 1 year ago
I like your shit dude. You will go far... Well maybe not far- but many years away... Is that right?
graybarnes 1 year ago
If you eat the corndog thingy (never heard of them before) in the past, then the corndog in the future will never exist. And bad stuff will happen.
jimmythebiguke 1 year ago
wow... itsseem someone need some sleep.
MarkuPro 1 year ago
Dan its simple to get out of your time loop where you infinitely in Thursday all you have to do is reach 50 percent of the speed of light then find a way to enter a wormhole. Once in the wormhole you will either end up in a parallel universe or travel through time. Which ever one you will still escape your Thursday problem.
TheInfammous 1 year ago
@TheInfammous but if he ends up in a parallel universe won't he end up in the universe thats exact to this? or will there be only monday there?
CueCappa 1 year ago
@CueCappa It depends, there are a lot of different theories. He might be in a universe ALMOST exactly similar to ours, or he could end up time traveling forward/backward to a parallel universe. Practically all paradoxes are eliminated (such as the grandfather paradox) because you Dan would time travel to a parallel universe. Me and my brother have theorized this really and are not sure if anyone else has thought about this (someone probably has) so yeah.
TheInfammous 1 year ago
2 words david wolcock
ferisqueer 1 year ago
lol "anything that feels a sensation of touch" XD
HiddenNinjaInTheSky 1 year ago
Time travel might be possible corndog, but lightspeed is not so we either have two ways around this. 1 we could have a big solar generator corndog around a star for a billion gillion years, or we could move the distance infront of us. Aka if we want to make it to the other side of a pizza we cut out the middle and pull us to the edge. I hope this helped.
cincinnatibearcat9 1 year ago
Dan isn't a human.
ActualGaming 1 year ago
TIme is actually a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff...
SetThisBallroomAglow 1 year ago 2
@SetThisBallroomAglow Oh and don't BLINK! :)))))
BrutalBlood 1 year ago
@SetThisBallroomAglow I love you.
kyui13 1 year ago
Talk to WheezyWaiter
He seems to be very... timetravely :D
AliceCullenIsMyHero 1 year ago
simply put the corndog in the microwave for 5Q minutes with tinfoil. It worked for me. now I can go back to any day but thursday.
fromaninseminary 1 year ago
@fromaninseminary lol
simpleplanrocks12100 1 year ago
Corndog is bigger on the inside.
TokoGT 1 year ago
I was expecting einsteins theories ...Laws ..worm holes ,black holes ...near light speed travelling (ie.time traveling related )..BUt none of that is here..seriously why did you make this video
paulthecoolest 1 year ago
@paulthecoolest u suck
simpleplanrocks12100 1 year ago
@simpleplanrocks12100 paulthecoolest sucks for having an opinion?
shad0wdawg 1 year ago
@shad0wdawg yes he does dan brown is awesome dam it and you know it plus if you dont have any thing nice to say dont say it at all
weloveobamanotreally 1 year ago
@weloveobamanotreally well that dude wasn't even bitching about it :P and I sort of agree with him, but it's not like I hate Dan.
shad0wdawg 1 year ago
@paulthecoolest I suppose you fill the "For Dummies" area? You have to because he talks about Time Travel, and you are the only dummie to watch.
RenegadeXavier 1 year ago
@RenegadeXavier whatever man ..whatever I said is my OPINION ..if you like it or not I stand by it ..and I wasnt trying to depreciate dan ..i like his vlogs .
And besides educated ppl will call this constructive criticism..
Instead of ppl like who are nothing but "dummies"..who watch stuff and mindlessly go about it
paulthecoolest 1 year ago
I broke it. LOL
543210Sarah012345 1 year ago
Where did he get his sunglasses?
doublea422 1 year ago
time travel is easy, multiply x times the amount of corn dogs in the flux capacitor to get the square root of y times z z being equal to the number of days you want to travel times 8,675,309 divided by your age witch is equivalent to x
connorpanhead 1 year ago
Eat the corndog
TheSethBoom 1 year ago
einstein said that if u go faster than the speed of light you could could go back in time
siscoandbaker 1 year ago
Just buy a TARDIS.
helenjames23 1 year ago
@helenjames23 I've found that it works better to steal them...
TheNathanielConverse 1 year ago
If you want to go forward. First: build a spaceship that can travel the speed of light. Second: pack all the supplies you will need to go to a distant galaxy at light speed. Third: fly to that distant galaxy. Fourth: fly back. Fifth and final: get out and explain to the people crowding around you what the shirt just happened.
NerdfightariaSoldier 1 year ago
of all the comments i read it seems time travel would be inane to the point of wasting time and money on to do something that is pointless. So even if you could travel back in time you would always accomplish nothing at all, so why try to do it even if it is truly a impossibility.
unknowndude112 1 year ago
Time and movement are relevant, You can't go at full speed for both the faster you move through space the slower you travel through time. Since the Earth is rotating while orbiting the sun and the sun is orbiting the black hole at the center of the universe we are already traveling at a great speed. Logically we should be experiencing time much slower than it actually occurs. So in a sense time travel is possible seeing the relationship between time and space. If you were to go fast enough.
DirePack 1 year ago
just watch back to the future
uniforchrist 1 year ago 55
@uniforchrist @buchanproductions
you two watch a lot of movies
TMGrassi 1 year ago
I(What) II(is) III(my) IV(secret) V(project?) I(I'm) II(Putting) III(ewe) IV(in) V(charge) hahahah his project unveiled.
perfectinsanity18 1 year ago
but who knows how many times we have gone back to the past... we would never know lol
washingtonclaypictur 1 year ago
wELL YOU KNOW THAT IF U WANA GO INTO THE FUTURE YOU HAVE TO BE IN A SUPER FAST CAR OR SUM so time slows down in the car ... now if u wana go back in time... lets say u r the super fast human in a slowing down car... i really dont know what im saying lol
washingtonclaypictur 1 year ago
How to time travel:
Divide by Zero.
Successfully.
DefinitelyNotNoah 1 year ago
@DefinitelyNotNoah 0/0=0
ThatKidKnows 1 year ago
@ThatKidKnows actually 0/0=undefined...
Sp0nA 1 year ago
I always thought goose was equal to sheep.
veedawggg 1 year ago
Dans secret project!!!!
Look at tags i(I'm) ii(putting) iii(ewe) {us} v(charge) iv(in)
semaj1119 1 year ago
The only way to prove time traveling exists is to tell yourself " if i can ever travel through time and space i will teleport here and tell myself time traveling exists."
kestecin2 1 year ago
- society. The best way to solve this problem is to find a way to travel between parallel universes and to come to ours and post your vids here (How to get connection to our Internet from your universe.
GOSH LONG EXPLAINATION!
blobberberries 1 year ago
-re in the next post. In that divergence, Time travel must have been invented. Some total idiot with a corn dog may have gone to, say, Mesopotamia in its glory days, and shown the serfs there corn dogs. Corn dogs mave have killed (obesity) the great-grandmother of the person who invented the concept of days of the week, therefore someone else had the idea of one day of the week, that day being Thursday. The end result is that the only day of the week is Thursady, and corn dogs are the gods of -
blobberberries 1 year ago
@blobberberries Oops no serfs in Mesopotamia.
blobberberries 1 year ago
Now I am by far no expert on time travel or quantum mechanics (i'm only tewlve), but the way I see it, there are billions of quintillions of decadillians (sp?) of parallel universes, and every oone is different. in Dan Brown's universe, There was probably a corn dog-related divergence from our reality, society, opinions on corn dogs, everything was changed. Based on the fact that Dan still speaks English and gets humor, the divergence probably happened about, say, ten years ago. I will post mo-
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go into space
Ragnil12 1 year ago
Time travel isn't possible, and for one reason: Paradox. Say you travel back in time to reverse the effect of something that you don't like, you can't do that because it would already be reversed before you get the opportunity to do so. it makes time travel a total waste of time. Scientifically, time travel is always in a constant loop. Say you go back in time and run into yourself, when you go back into your own time period, the past you will follow your actions and go back in time, thus a loop
seinfeldfan7898 1 year ago
@seinfeldfan7898 Your right and wrong at the same time. You CAN travel through time, just not backwards. You can travel forward in time (but not in the conventional instantaneous sense) any matter accelerated to the speed of light (or close to it) experiences time at a much slower rate. So if you travel extremely fast (say 99.99 percent the speed of light) you would be experiencing time 1/7000th as quickly as someone who's standing still. So technically your traveling forward in time.
Jhackpwns2 1 year ago
@Jhackpwns2 But it's impossible for Humans to travel that fast. Some scientists have studied the principle of chronically freezing people, but that wont work because your skin cells will swell up.
seinfeldfan7898 1 year ago
@seinfeldfan7898 Not necisarrily impossible. We can accelerate electrons to 99.99 percent the speed of light. Which means nothing for the time being but is useful knowledge for the future. (By the way time travel is possible the laws of physics allow it. Of course I didn't specify exactly when we'd be able to travel into time, which certainly isn't soon.)
Jhackpwns2 1 year ago
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blobberberries 1 year ago
@seinfeldfan7898 Actually there's more too it than that you would still need to go back in time just you might not have a choice whether you want to or not but then what if the man knows he will go back in time but doesn't like what he'll do and commit suicide will that undo time or will the entire cycle of time and space collapse?
DirePack 1 year ago
Check the tabs"i(I'm) ii(putting) iii(ewe) v(charge) iv(in)" in!? in what!?
AIphaDog 1 year ago
At the comment below, you have it backwards, dude. You can go to the past because it's already happened, but can't go into the future because it hasn't happened yet.
GamerG0d1337 1 year ago
its impossible to travel back in time, back you can travel into the future.
52EN 1 year ago
well Dan time travel is easy... all you got to do is go to the cen..... CORNDOG!
ThatsJeremy4U 1 year ago
You can't time travel and change something FOR A REASON. For example if you go back to kill an enemy of yours when he was a baby; in the present, that enemy will no longer exist, meaning you never met to begin with, and meaning that he was never your enemy, meaning you DONT go back in time to kill him, and that in turn means he exist. To shorten that down: Even if you had the technology to go back in time, if you went back and changed something, you would most likely create a temporal paradox.
ericsimaginaryfriend 1 year ago
you can't travel time ,, time is just something we made up so we can predict what will happen after a while.. even if we would travel to the exact same spot with everything being exactly the same as it was one hour ago then this would mean we changed dimensions not the time ,, it still took us a X number of seconds to get back to that spot
GuitarJK1988 1 year ago
a way to time travel would be to travel nearly the speed of light, if you do so time slows down because light always has to move away from you at 300,000 m/s this has been recorded in mines and satalites
MrRawrabear 1 year ago
the awnser is 42
buchanproductions 1 year ago 72
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foullump 1 year ago
@buchanproductions Ha... I was just the 42nd thumbs up
heydjplaythtsong 1 year ago
@heydjplaythtsong when? that had to be shortly after the video was put up. if you mean right now, thats not possible
Slazzy 1 year ago
@Slazzy No man... thumbs up to buchanproductions' comment. Come on now haha
heydjplaythtsong 1 year ago
@buchanproductions answer
HarryIsTheGamingGeek 1 year ago
time travel is possible in the future dan. but the future never wants to come back here to our time. no history was made in the 2k
thecheeseback 1 year ago
the answer is ketchup
Mrxemoxx 1 year ago
This comment is travelling through time. By the end of me typing it, it will no longer be 2.32 AM, but it will in fact be 2.33 AM. At least where I am.
Nannirk 1 year ago
It has been proven that you cannot travel backwards in time (for this causes many paradoxes), but you can travel forward (if you have a shuttle going near the speed of light).
WatchMyStarz 1 year ago
time travel was already invented you travel 1 second into to future every day
newwrestling120 1 year ago
EAT IT O__O
lonex360 1 year ago 2
lol
i think time travel isnt possible but if it was it would already have been invented in the future parralel to our present,
I also do have this theory that the greatest inventors ever actually havent been born yet and were sent back in time in the year 2349 to invent what they were meant to, and using futuristic brain manipulating technology they made everybody beleive that they had always belonged where they time travelled back to
Disasterfulful 1 year ago
well you quite obviously need to conect your corn dog time machiene to a delorian
AngryHabadasher 1 year ago
When this was posted it honestly convinced me that it was thursday (yes, really) , I was confused for the rest of the week. I'm naturally a blonde, so yeah....
hannahmontanafann81 1 year ago 2
Well to be simple, all you have to do for time travel is just go fast.........
RogueLeafShinobi 1 year ago
it's thursday here in malaysia right now =D
sofiya120 1 year ago
and to teleport without defying physics would be to create a copy of yourself and kill you and let your copy live . . . teleporting will never hapen
Fre3ZinRain 1 year ago
Omg he broke the corndog!!!!! What's gonna happen?!?!?!?!
beautifulbobo 1 year ago
Time travel is only possible in one way without destroying the cosmos. Because time is very different to everybody, I may be argued. Time is a linear stream of events never to go back only to go forward, one by one. Nothing can EVER happen at the EXACT SAME TIME, time is split down to the super-duper millisecond and cut into pieces constantly stopping and going. You cannot go back in time because you would destroy dark matter erupting in a huge-ass black hole. To time travel just go fast, (LISP)
VaultTecLegends 1 year ago
@VaultTecLegends in boring Newtonian physics time is a linear model. however quantum physics is far more liberal :P
vaati13 1 year ago
@VaultTecLegends Actually it doesn't need to be that fast, especially in a delorian.
AngryHabadasher 1 year ago
@Bogspot. Time travel is not possible.It will never be.The speeds involved are far greater than man can withstand,its just not possible.Man should not even attempt it.
EagleTalon1970 1 year ago
@EagleTalon1970 Time travel is more possible then toaster strudels, it will happen and it does happen. All around us small worm-holes that air cannot pass through are forming and closing. To time travel without destroying the world and creating a paradox for radiation to re-create itself just go fast then the speed of light. Which is impossible, time will slow down just enough so that you don't reach the speed of light.
VaultTecLegends 1 year ago
watch star trek and it will tell u
pantolamon 1 year ago
... are you a genius ?
maria95cheese 1 year ago
@maria95cheese dan brown? of course he is. he solved a rubix cube XD
vaati13 1 year ago
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Going forward in time is far more simple. The universe's speed limit is the speed of light. you cannot break it. if you go faster, you won't explode. theoretically the universe will just make you going slower relative to the people who can see you so you do not break that limit. time travel forward is also possible this way, and this is a more practical than using an extremely large gravity well as i mention below.
vaati13 1 year ago
Going forward in time is far more simple. The universe's speed limit is the speed of light. you cannot break it. if you go faster, you won't explode. theoretically the universe will just make you going slower relative to the people who can see you so you do not break that limit. time travel forward is also possible this way, and this is a more practical than using an extremely large gravity well as i mention below.
vaati13 1 year ago
just like every object in three dimensions has holes (like holes in cloth or between molecules), the 4th dimension (time) has holes in it as well (as this is a basic theory in physics). These holes in the 4 dimension are called "wormholes". These wormholes are two small to travel in, but by bending the curvature in space-time in a negative direction (via exotic matter / antimatter), it is possible to make stable, large wormholes which can let you jump around in space AND time.
vaati13 1 year ago
"Riddle me this ancient Egypt, pharaoh just died, building the pyramids, aliens visit whatdibludabladibla...." HILARIOUS XD
aml17cms 1 year ago
They rely on messengers like your eyes ears nose mouth and...... penis.
Gthib14 1 year ago
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You have to play in the Doctor Who! :)))
BrutalBlood 1 year ago
wormhole
magister94 1 year ago
I am ocuping every single point in the unverse at the same time. I just use quanmum machanics.... and a corndog.
Checkerz300 1 year ago
@dumbassbogobot,You cant go back in Time because its allready Happened.You cant go Forward because it hasent Happened yet.Time is constent,it does Not stop,mathmatics proves it can Only slow down the faster you go.
EagleTalon1970 1 year ago
@EagleTalon1970 you can easily go "forward" faster than other people. this is because gravity has an effect on spacetime. The closer you are to a singularity, the slower time will move for you (relative to people farther away). Now, this does not have a great affect on EARTH. but a supermassive blackhole can double the time you spend near the event horizon (if your careful enough to stay ON the event horizon).
vaati13 1 year ago
Here is how you fix your corn dog time travel thing. What you do is find what part of the corn dog gives the energy, then plug chords into that part of the corn dog and plug the other side of the wire into the computer and change the computers time, then it will take you to whenever you want, but make sure its a mac and is plugged in or is a desktop and make sure you turn off everything in your house because it takes a lot of power, and don't drop and break your corndog next time.
romerojoshua32 1 year ago
hahhaahhahah i ate brownies and now dan brown said CORNDOG!!!
allwecreateandestroy 1 year ago
I wouldn't call what i am about to say time travel but rather the perception of time. If you could get up to the maximum amount of speed that is physically possible, which is 99.9 percent light speed, and just kept going that speed in space then one year on Earth would be percieved to be equivalent to one day on the whatever you had travelling at near the speed of light
ethan3403 1 year ago
@ethan3403 Wrong. The closer to the speed of light you go, the SLOWER you age, so all that happens is time slows down.
romerojoshua32 1 year ago
@romerojoshua32 yes it would be slow to the people travelling on the object but the object does not slow down and they do not notice the slowing of time either, on earth time remains the same to the people there, but to the people on the object, to them 1 day on the object is equal to one year on earth, even if they are in a slow state if they came back to earth in 20 days after they departed it would be 20 years later and to them it had only been 20 days, so time did speed up for them
ethan3403 1 year ago
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake and gaaaaaaaaay
admaestro1 1 year ago
Time travel=worm hole
Hero4221 1 year ago
i what huh who why
CORNDOG
12345mo1 1 year ago
Time travel is full of paradoxes, but it may be possible in some way or another. Imagine space-time as the surface of a trampoline. As objects have mass (speeding up makes something gain mass too), they press down on this trampoline and distort space-time. You can literally see objects that should be blocked by the sun during an eclipse to test this theory. If you press hard enough on the trampoline (black hole), it's possible that the fabric will bend back on itself causing "time travel."
AlbatrossNecktie 1 year ago
My anti-matter resistor on my continuum transfunctioner just went out. Damn!!! Lol
DJFU999 1 year ago
@DJFU999 I was just thinking the same thing!
axoholic1 1 year ago
if u go back in time, whatever you did then was already done, so all that u can change by traveling back in time is the future.
PeaceLoveCandy77 1 year ago
if time travel wer real, i believe by knowing the future, 7 wen u try 2 alter that future u will intern cause it
lukassnakeman 1 year ago
@lukassnakeman Are you retarded?
felido 1 year ago
@felido dude time travel wont ever exist so u cant prove me wrong or wright
lukassnakeman 1 year ago
In theory, we are time traveling right now.... for example, i just traveled a second. And the special theory of relativity. I could go more hardcore theoretical physics, but I don't feel lke typing all of that.
meimyself55 1 year ago
Theoretical physics ftw.
meimyself55 1 year ago
Well being able to time travel is a difficult thing. To go forward in time, would require you to go faster than time it's self, and the result would have you burn to death by friction. To go back in time would require you to go slower than time, which is impossible, and which you would freeze to death by the sudden change of friction as well.
Picks1212Pics 1 year ago
@Picks1212Pics Special relativity, I'm going faster than you.
meimyself55 1 year ago
Oh lord.. I tried to explain the twin paradox to my parents the other day :S That didn't go very well
Numse88 1 year ago
I use mac and cheese to time travel but I can only go to Wednesday. Luckily, I love Wednesdays!
starnikki 1 year ago
I figured it out.
goose=x=7.
colourfulwithaU 1 year ago
ok why time travel is not possible
very simple are galaxy is currently and always has been falling threw space and as we are spinning round the sun we are falling in a spiral, so if we were to move back in time we would just end up in empty space with the milky way x about of space above are heads, so you would have to be able to travel threw time and space, so we need to be able to teleport which we cant do,
nurseyjon 1 year ago
time travel is easy, just drive against the time zone.
jayhawk184 1 year ago 35