Demetri Martin Point System (Taken from if I parts 4 & 5)

[tinest998]

1. Pause at 0:00

2. Hold left arrow button

3. Press up button

4. have fun playing snake

5. thumbs up if it worked

[MrUtubesux]

@tinest998 lol pathetic

[keetonbob]

And he's limiting himself to Comedy Central why?

[babaloga139]

i want to brush his hair

[RuxLexi1109]

with his in-depth thoughts and rediculous but obvious humor, a comedian is the best career choice for him

[jayhawksrock1]

Someone should recreate this and send it to me xD

[EIectricEmotions]

@jayhawksrock1 i'm making myself a self improvment sheet =P

[ShroudedInVeilz]

he did an analysis of the analysis of himself.

[soramic]

I wish he would write a book.

[RTJPodcast]

@soramic "This is a Book" by Demetri Martin.

Pree sure he wrote it just under a year ago, haha.

[liiaaa3]

I absolutely love this idea.

[MrXxxilikepiexxx]

"If I" should be a TED talk.

[StardustBeatle1039]

@MrXxxilikepiexxx OMG it totally should!

[kiddingme01]

Only 4 points on a system self-created? Wow, this is genius and not at once = 1 point for amazing creativity

[TheGreatHamSammich]

"I did this is word, this is very difficult"

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Demetri needs to give a talk on TED. Doesn't matter what he'd talk about, but you know that it'd be interesting and awesome, just like this.

[xion237]

demetri sounds like the name of a pteradactyl

[colleenmonster]

holy shit he's smart. O_O

[SerinBryce112211]

someone missed the like button!

[meltedhippie7]

@SerinBryce112211 Yep, and they thought they had to double click.

[Kohltonc]

where can i print this point system chart thing? i want to try lol i guess i could add a box for "creat a point system chart" theres one point right there. just delete the jen part too, or create box for "find and go out with a jen, *jennifer, jennie accepted*" lol

[WarfareTartaros]

@Kohltonc Yeah and a point for live 2 days in a row. ;)

A point for sleep for 10 hours.

Man i wil get alot of points :P

[yumyumcooliocool]

@nizepart0519 yeah ! he is really motivating. he's cool (:

[poopinmolly]

amazing! he is brilliant!

[kawaiitoboe]

Thought I was the only one who did this...

[Thewolf878]

cool :)