Australia's not "earthy or grounded", it's basically like South Africa in that beer, barbecues, sport and the exploitation of natural resources are the main hobbies.
But the difference is they succeeded in that they only had a tiny indigenous population to subjugate as opposed to millions of Africans.
Let's just say Crocodile Dundee did them a lot of favours.
Yeah it's a minority of Melburnians who are like this. Seriously, 4 million people, and you think all of them are artsy pretenders? Dude, he's being the bigot, saying that all of Melbourne is like that.
You're the bigot - fancy waffling about fellow Australians like that - I've been to Perth you people have a lot to answer for to. Rudest bastards I've ever met.
@raff23 fuckkk off thats bullshit and u know it.. even junkie scum from melbourne are artsy and pretentious.. Im a junkie ill admit it and go to narcotics annoynomous meetings and there was a chick from melbourne who was in rehab in sydney who was coming to the one of the meetings i go to with a group from the rehab.. when she was back in melbourne i was one the phone 2 her to see how she was going and she was like great and started going on........
@raff23 about how its so good to be back in melbourne and how much better the na crowd was over there and how sydneys na meeting are full of dirty street scum and jailbirds and how the ppl in melbournes meetings are much more smarter and not as many crims and how much more artsy and creative.. Goin on about how melbourne is so much cleaner and way better art and cafe culture etc.. stuck up softcock pretentious snobby un-australian cunts is wat u are.. Wnna be europeans!!
@Thagros hahaha only SOME of them. But it's mostly just the Victorian media competing with New South Wales media, thinking that anyone actually gives a fuck who has the better cafes/art/tourist hot spots etc etc.
We still have abo's... we just keep them in healesville.
KevKMaC 2 months ago
haha fuck this guy, i love coffee and i live in melbourne so i'm pretentious. what a cuntttt
prafty 3 months ago
Australia's not "earthy or grounded", it's basically like South Africa in that beer, barbecues, sport and the exploitation of natural resources are the main hobbies.
But the difference is they succeeded in that they only had a tiny indigenous population to subjugate as opposed to millions of Africans.
Let's just say Crocodile Dundee did them a lot of favours.
battleofalma1 3 months ago
@matmuintheuk
watch his show " so you think this is offensive " its on youtube
echoplextic 3 months ago
He's so true about people caring so much about where they are born. can't stand it when people get anal about it.
jackobcooper 4 months ago 3
Yeah it's a minority of Melburnians who are like this. Seriously, 4 million people, and you think all of them are artsy pretenders? Dude, he's being the bigot, saying that all of Melbourne is like that.
FriedRiceGalore 4 months ago
@FriedRiceGalore ...he's a comedian........does that mean NOTHING anymore?
crazyrebelliouschick 4 months ago
You're the bigot - fancy waffling about fellow Australians like that - I've been to Perth you people have a lot to answer for to. Rudest bastards I've ever met.
lag1946 4 months ago
I am so glad this wanker is not a Melburnian.
Enricolobianco 5 months ago
yep, he's fucken bang on
brettmac89 6 months ago
@Thagros
Yeah, that's a pretty big stereotype Australia-wide that Melbournians are arty and pretentious.
ilikevines 9 months ago 4
@ilikevines sydneysiders are far more pretentious than melburnians, probably needs to spend more time in sydney.
raff23 5 months ago
@raff23 fuckkk off thats bullshit and u know it.. even junkie scum from melbourne are artsy and pretentious.. Im a junkie ill admit it and go to narcotics annoynomous meetings and there was a chick from melbourne who was in rehab in sydney who was coming to the one of the meetings i go to with a group from the rehab.. when she was back in melbourne i was one the phone 2 her to see how she was going and she was like great and started going on........
2smoothbra 1 month ago
@raff23 about how its so good to be back in melbourne and how much better the na crowd was over there and how sydneys na meeting are full of dirty street scum and jailbirds and how the ppl in melbournes meetings are much more smarter and not as many crims and how much more artsy and creative.. Goin on about how melbourne is so much cleaner and way better art and cafe culture etc.. stuck up softcock pretentious snobby un-australian cunts is wat u are.. Wnna be europeans!!
2smoothbra 1 month ago
Any Australians watching this? Please let me know - is Burns right on with this one? I can tell you from the UK he nailed Liverpool.
Thagros 9 months ago
@Thagros speaking as a "Melburnian", yes he's spot on
Jinda89 7 months ago
@Thagros hahaha only SOME of them. But it's mostly just the Victorian media competing with New South Wales media, thinking that anyone actually gives a fuck who has the better cafes/art/tourist hot spots etc etc.
crazyrebelliouschick 4 months ago
Old mate just hit the nail on the head, fuck 'em!
DeadPoet233 10 months ago
Legend!!!
Beastsorohan 11 months ago
Funniest Guy ever !
live4dagamez 1 year ago