Murphy's Law Sucks

[anothrony]

You made me giggle in my mouth hole

[keysaysassah]

ML is whatever can go wrong will go wrong AND whatever can go right will go right :)

[BelieveSteed]

I laughed all up in my mouthhole. You're my new favorite youtuber. Possibly ever.

[MyMurphysLaw]

I find the philosophy interesting

[xoxolivia1617]

DRAMATIZATION

[Velvetdusk09]

"eat them in your mouth", "see with our eyeballs" XD

[KyletheMeep]

i think the mouth thing means fuck you... not sure

[KyletheMeep]

laugh and giggle in your mouth hole

lawls

[MrChocoPocky]

Why does all your failure always happen with Kareen? xD

[Ingrrd321]

...do you suck? I got 8x6 that needs it daily ;)

[mikkidixxi]

thank God i don't have to deal with roll roads.

[Comeon713]

tack on the new fail ^^

[momochankb]

My cat is watching your video. I'm serious. She is watching the screen. She never does this. ... *subscribe*

[NobodyOfTheTardis]

And it bloody rules my life

[NobodyOfTheTardis]

We call it Sod's Law over here in Britain

[itsgagafan123]

When you said 'mouth-hole' I shuddered with utter hornyness.

[nani201]

"Eat them in your mouth" = my new saying

[KappaDee10]

my grandmother almost died, my boyfriend of two and a half years decided to break up with me, and then my favorite eyeshadow broke. fail train, sort of.

[Randdumb]

that nature guy is kinda terrifying...

[shannonlorimer]

now i have an awkward sticky note on my laptop that says eat them in your mouth. people are now concerned as to if it's sexual. haaa.

[rianrobot]

omg i want onyxman's flower crown..

[facebooker121]

Wow I'm from Houston, and its amazing to see that much foot of snow O.o

[j2theordanboy177]

"delicious, eat them in your mouth" <---win

[flyushkifly]

i love salad pretz! the msg makes them nummy.

[ipodgirl95]

"Eat them in your mouth." Unless you're that girl from "Teeth."

[MrTrinifather]

OMG Encore is in my town its amazing!!!!!

[Psychoseek]

I'm meeting so much Fails i don't even know where to start.

basicly its allways the Same, if a day starts with a fail it'll be a day filled with Fails for me :/

[imaraver17]

can he please just be the apprentice? no one else deserves it more

[XXwhoknowsXX81]

omg i love that vid response .......onyxman 8 LUL....

(this continues the fail chain)

[jsrfman]

LMAO 'it's not her fault' 'no it's 'cause she's old'

that made me laugh so hard XD

[ShotokekiChi]

Eat them in your mouth xD

[MelanieCG05]

@ShotokekiChi Hate It When The Top Comments Are The Same =| Fuck You!

[mandayingyangdragon]

yeah that was the right sign, no fail!!

[Wonderfullcrazy]

I looks like the sign for you're straight in sign language lls

[punkybruiser84]

delicious. eat them in your mouth!

lolz

[spidey707]

My last name is Murphy.. legit

[KajePanik]

AUGH. I love Pretz.

[ProgressiveBoink]

LMAO the commercials for those Pretz are amazing.

[britsluver]

laugh and giggle from your mouth hole, love it x

[benamber728]

So I was giggling until you said giggle in your mouth hole. Exit giggle, enter laugh.

[vikkisayso]

Pocky!?

[BB415]

Agggh, looove Asian supermarkets, they are truly God's gift to the world.

[toShoutAloud]

"are we in perth amboy?"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO *DIES OF LAUGHTER* FROM DITLO LMFAOOO

[princessheartsX]

LMAO

[MorikoKitsune]

I totally buy Pretz when I go to anime conventions. I love them. You should also try Pandas...they are like the koala yummies of our childhood.

[axtbyu]

make 3 u turns at the sidewalk, arrive at the window to see people eating. look disappointed go in...

[hp1peaceout3hp]

SUCCESS! I finally recognize somewhere you've been. I pass by that place almost every time I go to the mall and I've always wondered if it was any good (was it?). ahaha yeah =)

[PurpleRem]

Don't say Gods name in vain :3

[sarahkirky]

Your fail is contagious...during watching this video I somehow managed to fall off my chair, hid my head and spill nail polish remover all over my new top. Damn you!

[bluettebelle]

D&D druid... fuxin hippehs.

[JLCammack]

There's not enough space for all my fails. Really.

[MeLiSsALuNdEbY2009]

K I'm confused... how else would I eat deliciousness... I need to know... And..... Two words: I'm Blond.... My life is a fail...

[BadMentalImage789]

I really want to "bong" one of your curls. Sooo nice!

[MsLenaKay]

YOUR HAIR IS MY NEW FETISH:)

[WellitsJustMeXD]

You remind me of an english teacher I used to have, no one liked him.... but I did

soo I guess im saying I like you?

[saruhrawr]

I hope you realize people only like you 'cuz you're cute. (Not meant to be bitchy, but hey.) Dear Garden Fairy at the end did EXACTLY what you do in every video but no one liked him 'cuz he was ugly.

& You should make a Fail In The Life Of... Diary. Fails are always fun.

[bigbzon]

I got a man crush.

[alicia123abc1]

black swan

[emilyappreciation]

that does mean thank you in sign language

(the few phrases that I know how to sign)

[lulipeke7]

You know, this is still awesome.

[msducklyn]

A real FML so sorry

[saruhrawr]

I hope to one day be so entirely disinhibited so I, too, can post a YouTube video looking like I just stepped out of the Garden of Eden.

[TmakesV]

"and im black" sent me into a rofl :D

[dreamelatte]

bird sounds surround my whole room

[Bonnetryne]

Heey, ure a friend of RWJ =) Saw u in breaking NYC

[bellacullen123100]

yay!! you got the " holding the random thing up" again :D

my life is complete xD

[vickimist]

Epic garden man is epic.

[HoiAnandi]

you know, you look kinda greek-ish with those curls :p

like Caesar's hairdo lol

[tibbytwo12]

i love the way you say delicious... 

[electrictoaster]

I'll be honest, that garden guy freaked me out just a bit.

[ViceVenom]

SPLENDID!!!! :P

[guilherme20021997]

and im black so you definitely can't see me.HAHA.

[aprilgenet]

i'm afraid to comment because it may start a fail chain....

[23gible]

I break Murphy's law all the time. People should try it, you'll live a fail free life ;)

[airheadevfd]

Murphy's Law in action here. my sis hurts her back bending over to get a spoon. yes a spoon. then finds out she need sugery on her back. as we are goin to the docs she falls down the stairs. hurts her back more and now her ankle. now i have to carry her everywhere. then we get a flat tire in her car... hope nothin else happens to her.

[Tookyfes]

hm.... I find you immensely attractive... NBD

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

I spent the entire video trying to figure out where else I'd eat them besides my mouth...

[lovesick15firehazard]

Where else would you eat them? oh yeah.. on the couch. don't do that though, crumbs in your cushions..

[staceyroxmysox94]

Jpmetz has told me to unsubscribe to you. I must obey.

[soundlyawake]

@staceyroxmysox94 I think you meant *from. Go ahead.

[staceyroxmysox94]

@soundlyawake excuse my incorrect grammar.

[aSnakeWithGunz]

@soundlyawake Hey, my name is Nick as well.. and I am also a king of failures myself. I'd like to be able to tell you my fail story because although your failure may seem very much fail, I take this video as a challenge pending to be accepted.

I ride my bike to Walgreens to buy shampoo. After I buy shampoo I ride my bike back home but I realize that I don't know where I can put the plastic bag because I didn't bring a back pack.

[aSnakeWithGunz]

@soundlyawake So I put the bag on my handlebar; however it kept rubbing against the tire as I was riding.. a hole rips underneath the bag. The shampoo falls on the nasty floor.. so I put it back in the bag.. and it falls yet again. This is when I realized there was a hole in the bag. So now I try to ride my bike with bag around my arm but I can't so I am forced to walk home, with my bike in my right hand and the shampoo in my left.

[aSnakeWithGunz]

@soundlyawake And as I think that this can't get any worse; I begin to think "now I have to walk home in this heat and it is terribly hot." and as soon as I think this the sprinklers of the field next to the sidewalk flip on and wash down my entire body.. what is sad enough is that as soon as I felt the water hit me I just didn't even bother avoiding it. So I ignore everything that is happening right now and act casual about it.

[aSnakeWithGunz]

@soundlyawake Once I got home I really wanted to write a status about this but every time I wrote it--in some magical way--the status would always get deleted before I could post it.. who knew that Ctrl+! is a magical way to refresh your page. So I was bound to tell anyone about this failure of a day because the universe is a fagot who needs therapy. And in the end the shampoo I bought was a piece of shit.

So with this, I say "F#*! Murphy.

[goldenxninjaxchick]

I want you guys' vagina cake....and I'm a girl

[ItsDaRonBitch]

It's so funny, in PA we say the same thing about Jersey "oh no wonder, they're from jersey" LOL I remember I got the regular flavour Pretz... not as bad as Pocky, but wasn't feeling it.

[mariya12321]

how can you eat Pretz? They keep that stuff by the Pocky, when I see Pocky I automatically know i will not have any money left to spend on anything else

[TheresNoHappyEnd]

this video made me thirsty. but i am too hungry to eat anything. so i'll probably just put some water in my mouth and then spit it out.

but if i do that then i might laugh and choke on the water.

if i choke on the water i might laugh even more so then it will sound like i'm a pig. my sister will probably walk into the room and throw water at me to bring me back to my senses.

but i might slip on the water.

and die.

I hate murphey's law too.

[druexxx]

"Laugh and giggle in your mouth hole" sounds dirty

[silverarrow379]

Fail chains are so much more common than win chains. Why is that?

[dubcarchick]

awww man... that sucks soooo bad.lol did you at least have fun?

[badgerfullife]

Fail chain = exams. All of them.

[MRaeshow]

when he said "lets talk about fails" then a BP ad came up. THAT SAYS A LOT

[aquatix]

As for fail chain...I woke up at 5 to the sound of rain on the roof. At 6, I was still awake due to the sound. Then, woosh, water started pouring in on the one side of the room. fml. Thankfully the school I work at is closed due to weather. I would be cranky all day.

[aquatix]

If you like certain asian treats try Hello Panda strawberry cream crackers. They're so friggin' tasty!

[wazzuppeoplefans]

Onyxman8, because he seems to be high.

[Janegrl808]

lol "It's not her fault it's Pennsylvania" haha 

[tootsieroll369]

:}D> SEXY.

[Zimonias]

Love your vids, i subbed, check me out too, please

i make art photography!!

Sub me too, if you like it,

Thank you!!

[SpazKitten08]

Maybe that's why the band 'Dropkick Murphy's' was made?!

[Emmers1983]

Nick, I totally feel your fail pain. I've lived many a fail day in my life as well;-)

[raw00L]

"Eat them in your mouth"

I'm gonna try that one

[Jacklynuh]

This has nothing to do with the video but you and Alejandro Manzano, (from Boyce Avenue here on Youtube) look like brothers! Same features, eyes, nose, lips, freckles... EVERYTHING. Ya'll some sexy men. :P

[StarryEyedStina]

EZpass homie! Lol Wayne is an annoying highway area. I lol-ed in my mouth hole during this video. Thanks for sharing!

[zerohundredlol]

OH man, that was a huge frustrating line of fails. I'm sorry you had to live through that.

[bobefff]

I miss dailyFML.

[HedgehogsRule101]

 Awh.... My name's Murphy :(.

LOL JKZ.

[crystal1251]

i giggled in my mouth hole

[Galaxyboy21]

rofl eat them in your mouth not down your pants!

[xxbeautybabesxx]

yes that's the sign for "good" :) and your fails made me laugh.. i have those kinda days too!

[blue1eyed1thespian]

I gave this a thumbs up solely because of the garden man.

[buppy4evr]

I love your hair! It's so cute!

[crazylatingirl94]

as bad as roads are in jersey, i doubt its worse than fl. each road has about ten names. the road a block away is arthur st, 13th st and garfield, depending on where you are. i swear, the architects where drunk and has no communication with one another.

[tiannUH]

My ex-boyfriend's name is Murphy.

I do not think he would approve of tip #172.

[skinnierskater]

Dat hair

[nriqueog]

more funny fails

[puppysfurme]

omg your hair is so curly!!

[Jadeikens]

OMG yes i finnaly made it in one of you video aha well through my other channel

My dreams are now acomplished ahaha i love you<33

[jennadancer7]

that guy at the end of the video with the flower on his head and no attempt at a shirt whatsoever was unsettling.

This is not good.

[MrsDavidiot]

dude that guy just scared the poops out of me.

[PoeticPoppa]

You know you have to make three rights to make a left in New Jersey

[brit102790]

got food poisoning

driving to the doctor and got a flat

poor bf had to change the tire in the rain while i was puking my brains out =/

ultimate fail

[glitch232]

For a moment I thought you said "Merkin's Law"! 0_0

[MrHerbaceous]

i laughed and giggled all over my mouthhole

[ZeCassaTales]

"laugh and giggle in your mouth hole". *Preggo-teenaged mind gets stuck in gutter* :P

[krisisnkaos]

justin timberlake circa 1998 wants his hair back.

[HeavyMetalPriincess]

lmao the end.... double rainbow guy's brother?!

[ert69]

I laughed... ooooh how i lulzed... Definitely not a fail!

[ZaneUchiha666]

life

[Adidaz07]

so let me get this straight... you decided to upload your footage last minute to take your camera to the event.. which was the start of your string of 'lateness'... only to get to the party to NOT be able to record the footage you hoped to get.. perfect..

[soundlyawake]

@Adidaz07 precisely.

[vikkkky123]

Way to make a natural boring story, UNboring! Props to you!(:

[prplprincess12]

8 people didnt laugh :(

[CaMstErr]

It's good to see that someone can fail as hard as I do on a daily basis. Murphy's law sure keeps life interesting lol.

[lovableasshole]

Awkward Eyes should have been called Awkward Eyeliner.

[vikkkky123]

@lovableasshole Hell yea. lol

[kayore611]

onyxman8 is a for sure shoe in.

[MsBean02]

@soundlyawake oh good! I can sleep tonight! 

[StrangeGirl484]

In the words of GIR "SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUG!!!"

sorry random Invader Zim Moment

[AussieCoco10]

right before i watched this video, i read an article about the Chinese Fleeceflower or the "Fo-ti root".....a naturally occurring plant that grows in the shape of a naked little man.

^if thats not awkward, i'm not sure what is.....

[soundlyawake]

@AussieCoco10 apparently it's great for your hair too!

[00RaraAvis00]

Your laugh made me laugh. Awesome!

[TheYearsWasted]

hair.

[Nessa5651]

"eat them in your mouth" lol

[talia2038]

latest fail string...my life...

[BabiiFahita]

yes! apporved comment! Win! I think I just got too excited

[fishyguygoswim]

yeah its thank you

[monkeyybuttxd]

my fails in one week: my bird of 10 years died, my boyfriend dumped me, & my mom kicked me out! YIPPPPEEE

[SabrinaKirb]

murphys law..is the meaning of my life!!! when something good happens,,im always like OK now something bad has to happen

[Changchey]

My surnames Murphy. What did I do wrong?

[NessaCook]

Eat them in your mouth. I love you an yo silly ass

[kerrsteena]

"And I'm black, you definitely can't see me."

Lmfaooo I love Kareen.

[danceiskool94]

"eat them in your mouth"...as opposed to where else?

....oh god, dirty thoughts.

[misshogwarts]

@danceiskool94 I was going to comment exactly that.

[Hrovitnir]

Go Onyxman8, I approve! :D

[ConjPronVi]

haha i know this is kinda weird, but i live in NJ kinda close to you in NJ and i was wondering where that asian supermarket is because i have to do a project on China for my international foods class. =)

[erinblackburn805]

when you said giggle in your mouthhole i almost died.

[SparklesGoddess]

...It took us three hours to get to a party that was 20 minutes away. We didn't realize the GPS didn't recognize the Marietta address, so we almost went to Abequerque....fun new year's eve.

[traveler1938]

you are the cutest vloger ever!

[boredomfood]

I'm so happy I live in a place where there are no tolls lol

[cyberninja2291]

you and Kareen need to stop going to food places alone lmao

[ChaeChaeChalupas]

FAIL CHAIN!!!......and then NAKED GUY IN GARDEN WIG O_O

....I was scared.

[HeySar]

"eat them in your mouth"...as opposed to what?

[jayjarell]

You so need a GPS, wish I could give you one

[CaileeMarie3]

you look like King Leonidas from the movie '300' <3!

[Jinkun2702]

That guy is SO hilarious!!

[kittycatcarley]

onyxman WIN

[Hoshi0792]

you should have filmed with ur mouth hole..

[Queen0fDaW0rld]

you are delicious.

[kaylaandtwilight]

laugh and giggle with your mouth hole... lol!!!