MST3K Best of Vol 3

[HeartFarts]

"It's the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

[fishgul69]

@HeartFarts I sing that line to this day.

[MrComoncur]

PIG STICKER!

[MovieGirlFreak]

OH MY GOSH I MISS THIS SHOW!! i cannot stop laughing!! lol oh my childhood!!

[KyleTheGassMan]

ROWSDOWER!

[kyphoscoliosis]

I'm... HUSKY!

Omg I died hahaha

[akje93]

Well time chasers got the leggings and cell phones right!

[horsie890]

Oh! Well, thank you, movie!

[pnutbutrncrackers]

Some LOL gems:

"and 3 and 4 and jazz hands"

"We need both horse powers on this thing."

"Open file on ... Blitzen."

"This is like NFL graphics: budda-dup budda-dup budda-dup pa pa"

(and of course ...) the countdown (classic!)

[adamdeangelo]

When he kept repeating the countdown I could not stop laughing.

[MegaTaylor12345]

Mike: pigsticker is that what there singing? kid snickers

Crow:iced chicken?

Servo:swiss knickers

All: no its fisherpicker woooooooooo fish picker lol

[VampirePostalService]

"Let me tell you about our drink specials toniiight!"

[jennkearbey82]

"So in the future, kids become gay agents?"

[GODincarnet]

cant believe they cut out the and butch hard cheese heroically toasts the disabled guy from the space mutiny clips. xD Although thanks for the upload i couldnt remember the film name

[CertifiedGooner729]

I miss this show so much.

[bevyk777]

"we need both horse powers on this thing"

[ShitMyCatsOnFire]

Why was crow bald in the 2nd to the last one?

[Onearmdude]

5:40

"Does that bug you? Does that bug you?"

[MickQuick07]

Space Mutiny may possibly be my favorite MST3k episode lol

[corntorteeya86]

@MickQuick07 POD PEOPLE!

[sexyglexy]

10 ppl did not vote for Ronald Regan...

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 very clever young one, you think of that all by yourself? good job...and tomorrow we will teach you how to wipe your own ass!!

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 yes i can see you are very smart.....oh btw im being sarcastic you piece of shit!!

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 wow really? this is what todays society is filled with? immature pricks like you. dude seriously be a grown man (if you really are one) and just tell me straight "I dont like this comment." and I would have responded with a simple "ok sorry. couldnt think of a better one." Now you are being a little bitch child and talking shit to a random person cuz of your immaturity. Grow up and be a man.

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 no i wouldnt have been snide. i would have been a grown man and said "ok its not funny. couldnt think of a better one". but now you again being a little immature child. its unbelievable that someone like you is around. stop being a rude shit to people. just cuz someone makes a dumb remark on something does not mean someone like you should be rude, unleass you are rude in real life which in my opinion is just sad if you are!

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 haha really? you think im trying to make you feel bad? i doubt you have any feelings at all. Im just pointing out a fact that people like you should just stop being immature bitches and be grown ups about stuff. Oh yeah i did check your page and you are 21? haha dude you need to be mature than that kid. Ima be 24 and cannot believe someone like you are being so rude. good luck in life kid!!

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 hey man you are not the first person to attack me on here...its just getting a little annoying...i cant even leave a comment on any video...even if it is stupid or just straight up honest or opinion.

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 ok first off i never said i was better than you...secondly, i was trying to be mature but you wont let it go and that is why this is going back and forth. so try being a little less rude and maybe we wouldnt be going back and forth like this. just be a fucking grown up! Im done with it!!

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 ok this is my final word on this: i hate it, real world or internet, when people make rude comments. its just how i am man. if i would have seen you make a comment on my post saying "not funny" or "that was stupid" I would have laughed it off and been like "yeah that wasnt that good" but the fact that you attacked me at the same time, it pisses me off. thats all im saying.

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 hey its all good man. matter is at rest.

[MichRockHop81108]

@sexyglexy aight

[MichRockHop81108]

@sexyglexy HAHAHA. wow. yeah. And it's not that IM offended or even pissed when I read them. But there is one of these comments on like EVERY page!! And the only thing I can think is WHY WHY WHY WHY does everyone leave them? I havent gotten an answer to that question yet but yeah Im not trying to troll, just get to the bottom of this blasphemy. "I should really just relax"

[sexyglexy]

@MichRockHop81108 hey man happens to us all sometimes.

[spaceyourface420]

sounds like someone owns themselves a DX-7 keyboard

[Amashkitotamoes]

I heard 'Edd picker", "ass kicker", "kid kicker", "eye picker"

[SexyGreekBaby89]

"finally christmas comes to santa" LMAO!!

[thedom101]

and 3 and 4 and JAZZ HANDS

[singrdave]

Hey, I've been to the Days Inn in Columbia Heights!

[Zoomer30]

You know a movie (Space Munity) is pushing the limits of computer technology when the opening credits get choppy.

[Crossroadsinc]

PIG STICKERS!!!

FISH PISSERS!!!

KID SNICKERS!!!

ICED CHICKENS!!!

SWISS KNICKERS!!

[MattiasXL]

1:52 LMAO! "RYDER! It doesn't have to be this way!" ['I love you!"}

[jackrabbit112]

No chinderwear?

[CliftonPhotographer]

The countdown at 3:22 is one of my favorites. Out of 10 seconds it lasted for 24 seconds! 

[wenger1972]

"Shake it Ralph Macchio!"

[GunsmythFrog]

10 peoples buns of steel videos got lost in the fire...

[rockysid92]

lmao @ the poorly done countdown 3:27 - 3:47

[IMOLDGREGGABLE]

Open fire upon...Blitzen

[rosstaitano]

"My Buns of Steel videos are in there!"

[ant1ph0n]

why isn't "rockin!" here from time chasers? =]

[CliftonPhotographer]

@ant1ph0n What about the end of Time Chasers? Where a couple of floppy disks contain the entire schematics for a time machine! LOL

[Fahstudios13579]

"hah grounded-" punch

"and its all over"

[frogrock89]

3 and 4 and jazz hands!

[9416Andrew]

9 people didn't want to do alot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

[suzycreamcheesez]

I love you!

[jigbuilda]

"open file on..blitzen!" lolz

[SethPascal]

Did you know you are all just characters in my dream?

Lucid  the novel . com

[screaminghellion]

OK GRAB A RAKE LETS GO! >=O

[PunchSydeiron]

Why is the aspect ratio so wide? All MST3K episodes are supposed to have a 4:3.

[GriffithAMPS]

i miss these guys!:(

[mrcydonia]

Well, "Time Chasers" did successfully predict the ubiquitousness of cell phones. You gotta give them that.

[GriffithAMPS]

@mrcydonia hey, i never thought that about, but you're right!!!

[TaraKyugga]

Really, what was that song they were trying to figure out!?

[ralfieralf]

@TaraKyugga The name of the song is Kiss Kicker. It says so in the end credits of the movie.  And I have a habit of remembering random details.

[TaraKyugga]

@ralfieralf Thank you!

[purpleshamrock17]

"it doesn't have to be this way!...i love you!"

[egdeltur666]

0:15 is that the fucking Atragon?

What the hell IS this movie?

[devospud]

remember kids... films should only be made by filmMAKERS.

[ChuckHardslab100]

my buns of steel vieos are in there

[mercuryrulz]

IM DOING LOTSA COKE AND VOTING FOR RONALD REAGAN!!!!!!!

[mrdaym]

"Death guaranteed upto fifty thousand DIE!" Must be my absolute favorite MST3k quote after the Da nang clip.

[sillyputty49]

I remember that Hobgoblins one was really retarded XD

[aaronjwilson84]

Time Chasers is one of tha best! Thx for tha post :)

[BatmanFanGirl]

LOL Hobgoblins is the worst movie EVER. It's so bad I couldn't even watch it for the MST3K jokes. I just had to turn it off. LOL

[throbbin87]

@BatmanFanGirl.....you think that's bad, see Platoon of the Dead....made hobgoblins look like gone with the wind....

[Bobzeaux]

FISH-PICKER!!!!

[HaileyVerge]

All their suggestions of what they were singing were funny.

[DKFShredder]

LMFAO at 2:34

[tacodude1231]

ooooooooooooooh you forgot the best part of zombie nightmare, "Heya Tony, Ima being robbed again, Whoa!"

[RobMetalCheese]

Watching this, doesn't Doug Walker use this as an inspiration for the Nostalgia Critic?

[SniperStorm7]

I wish they did TMNT 1,2 and 3, Mortal Kombat the movie, Pokemon, all of those bad ones

[LocaLaura3000]

... four.. ZERO... th-three...

[AL52Dragon]

"Sounds like someone owns themselves a DX-7 keyboard."

[Zoomer30]

Yep the "coke" makes the "vote for Ronald Regan" part make some sense XD

[wenger1972]

"Its the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan".

LOL

[WildWelshWitch]

"Kid Snickers?"

"Iced Chicken?"

"...Swiss Knickers"

"Lint Kicker"

"No! Fish Picker!"

"Fish Picker!"

[AL52Dragon]

"Open fire on, Blitzen."

"Huh. Well, thank you movie."

"Hey, the end credits! Well, it was a terrible movie, at least it was short!' 'These are the beginning credits!' 'Oh, well then kill me, please?"

"Pig stickers?

[punwin]

open file.

[pdlbean]

I think it's a tie between Prince of Space and Night of the Blood Beast for my favorite MST3K epsiode.

[AL52Dragon]

"It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan."

[m2frogger]

@AL52Dragon Lmao!!

[gothtigger92]

2:09 it's Lando Clause

[DelusionalSyko]

That countdown on the plane was so fucking funny...

[tastychips1]

IMMMM HUSKY!

[typacsk]

"Well--thank you, movie."

My thoughts exactly.

[perplacymp]

"We need BOTH horsepowers on this thing!"

[zerodragon9]

Ready, and...mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince, mince...

[PyrozPlayground]

108 to 120 LOL!

[VegetoStevieD]

"Ever since dad got murdered, things have been great!"

[miketheman876]

I love it how tom servo kept counting after the plane crash.

[RocknRage]

"finally christmas comes to santa"

[Morrinn3]

"It's the eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan!"

[fishgul69]

@Morrinn3 till this day I still use that reference, lol.

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: "Sounds like someone owns himself a DX-7 keyboard, eh?"

Servo: "Featuring music normally heard at the Days Inn Lounge in Columbia Heights!"

Kalgan: "Go!"

Mike: "Let's see what this Lark can do!"

Crow: "Put the top up, PUT THE TOP UP!!!"

MacPhearson: "Ryder! It doesn't have to be this way!"

Crow: "I love you!!"

Servo: "Ho ho, HO."

Mike: "Finally, Christmas comes to Santa!"

Bryon

[babzc]

hands of manos!! most bestest.

[wbonfig]

WONDER WOMAN!

[ev8d8]

LYLE WAGNER!!!

[CrowServo3000]

prince of space is the best one they did....well....a lot were

[JetJockey87]

this is crank whore exploration force!

[Wribbet]

Mince, mince, mince, mince!

[DanielECarroll]

My Buns of Steel videos are in there!

[DanielECarroll]

"MY BUNS OF STEEL VIDEOS ARE IN THERE!"

[bgfilms]

*ninja sets off smoke bomb*

"Does that bug you?"

[theteddybear123]

"Ryder! It doesn't have to be this way!"

Crow: "I love you!"

still cracking up about it XD

[SpunkyLamb]

*Ninja throws smoke bomb*

"Does that bug you?"

[theteddybear123]

you seem familiar :P

[BryonYoungblood]

"We filled our pants, SIR!!"

Bryon

[SpunkyLamb]

It's the 80's...Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan!

lmao XD

[Adamgontierfan19]

What happened to Crow's head during the Master Ninja bit?

(a lasso is thrown around a man)

Mike and Servo: Wonder Woman!

[myknucklehurts]

mike's little ditty at 4:30 has me laughing my ass off every time i hear it.

[kaptenkrazy]

"Hey the end credits well it was a terrible movie.."

"These are the beginning credits"

"oh well kill me now please?..... please?"

[WoundedWolfgirl]

A wandering ninja I!

[mafiaz187]

I''ll have a scotch with a Time Chaser...

[sexyglexy]

(guy punches another guy in the face)

Crow: ah and its all over good!

[Screwattacker]

ROLL FIZZLEBEEF!!!!!

[Zoomer30]

You gotta wonder if the guys in the ISS ever get board and float a camera down the keel as the doors open.

[sexyglexy]

"ryder, it doesnt have to be this way."

Crow: I LOVE YOU!!

[GBart]

Where's part 4?? waaahhhh

[jcore0429]

Got deleted. WAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

[godlydaddy]

@jcore0429

Part 4? Hell, what happened to vol. 4 thru 9!! The next one I see after vol. 3 is vol. 10!!

[jcore0429]

@godlydaddy Ya. I really dont know how its still here myself. I guess I picked JUST the right movies.

[renegadeofunk]

@jcore0429 Please upload the missing ones! We hunger for more!

[seanThree16]

"Passed from editor to editor in a desprate atempt to save it!"

"Shake it Ralph Macchio!"

"So in the future kids become gay agents?"

"I'd rather get a table dance from Trent Lott."

Damn, this is hilarious. I'm not gonna lie though, I would probrably do that old lady from Space Mutiny.

[Sch0nk]

" Finally Christmas comes to Santa."

[TechNinja]

"Open file on Blitzen"

[munkyinvasion]

Oh, thank you movie!

[1swede1]

Its the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

[desertrose777]

"you're grounded!"

*PUNCH*

"And it's all over, good"

lol

[BryonYoungblood]

"Look out, it's gonna blow!!"

"The first 10 minutes indicate that this movie's gonna blow!!"

Bryon

[prettysplash5bell]

"ever since dad was murdered things have been great"

[gamecubeclock]

THREE TWO ONE TWO *CRASH*

....ONE!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"What a powerful beam he must have!"

Thank you!

And completely BUTCHED by David Winters!

"Sir"

I think it was very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance!

"It doesn't have to be this way!"

I love you!

[DMCdawg]

That's our one song, goodnight everybody! Fish Picker!

[zmoore83]

Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it!

[MystikMST]

Iced Chicken? lol

[xLaserLifex]

Haha, I loved Hobgoblins. Especially the rake fight scene, WTF was that? xD

[goverjkg]

It's the 80's... do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.... LOL!!!!!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Hmm, putting 1 in the title of your first movie (as in Master Ninja 1) is kinda counting your chickens. It's like telling the studio "You're gonna bankroll eight more of these, right?"

[warplayer]

Fish pickers.

[Usyra]

Swiss knickers?

[Lion117]

hobgoblins was relatively not so bad

[typacsk]

Two words: rake fight.

[capthavic]

Not so bad? Compared to what the plague?

[Arkhigoul]

"put the top up!"

[meathead891]

0:59 knocked down by the wind of his fist

[BlueKyne]

Swiss Nickers? LOL

[nosirrahx]

My kids came up with licked blisters and miss Hitler for the fish picker scene .

[garys737]

Regan was the best president the world ever had....

[aircooledvw62]

he also said that marijuanna is the worst substance known to mankind. LOL

[heliumtrophy]

Swiss knickers? NO Fish Picker

[prettysplash5bell]

"in the first ten minutes our indication is this movies gonna blow!"

[SMDBC]

"Ho HO hoe...

Finally, Christmas comes to Santa."

[markvol]

we need both horsepowers on this thing!

[unagiporn]

4...3...2...1.....3!!!

[NarutoM]

you forgot to mention hobgoblins in the author notes (although many people have probably already said this)

[99jo99jo99]

Fish Picker, the concert for herpes.

[softcelltainted22]

"passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it"

[razbizzle]

that "blitzen" comment

made me lose it.

omg im gonna laugh my ass off xD

go mst3k!