ALF episode 5: The Facts of Life

[DoJaenin]

This is so incredibly depressing.

[lonelygnome1]

My WIFE is in the garage...

[HisEmptyHouse]

In the future all our sitcoms will be spliced together episodes of old sitcoms that have been cut together to either be funny, weird, or terrifying.

[4illegalalien]

Sometimes I think ALF is real.

[futureproof84]

@adiostraitorobama 11 months ago..

[Totema1]

Why are all your ALF edits so depressing, AH?

[futureproof84]

Why'd you guys stop making videos ?

[MegaAdam1000]

ALF rules! XP

[TheCottonTop]

TNG ones are funnier.

[butsnif]

@TheCottonTop what are you on? this is amazing

[KenoshiAkai]

Sounds like music from Hellraiser in the background.

[rycal1]

I sense some serious shit's gonna go down in Episode 6. You do NOT deny Willie, unless you want Mr. Meatloaf to pay a visit.

[FunkhouserMemorial]

WOW!

Substitute ALF with my wife and replace "teenage boys" with "teenage girls" and this entire scene is an exact copy of a typical conversation in my household.

[skjamog]

these clips are so uniquely terrifying :) I have no idea how I feel after watching them

[UnanimousDelivers]

"Embedding disabled by request

Watch on YouTube"

[franciscojavierm]

This lost episodes are really obscure... ha ha ha, His daughter seems to try to save Alf form all that forced butt abuse.

[AlienRandall]

I hope I'll be able to watch the original show after this...

[MedleyCrew]

Willie not only rapes alf, he rapes teenage boys too . ___ .

There are no brakes on the rape train!

[marsneedstowels]

Willy reminds me so much of Christopher Walken..

[DeadSilence2009]

I think it was

[sillygramcracker]

Has anyone else noticed that Alf doesn't speak at all in these edits?

[dice4death]

I'm laughing, alright, but it's how my terror manifests. My wife doesn't understand.

[Casanuda]

I am now genuinely afraid of the father from Alf. I may have nightmares.

[steveb78]

At the start does he say... "Get it off my face... who does he think his is?"

[thepeter]

get off my case

[Conchobhar]

I love that Alf doesn't say a word in these.

[EssThree]

Alf is much more funny when he's quiet and hesitant.

[chapaev36]

MOAR!

[Coffeebeard]

Man, these have some good editing. Oh, and they're extensively disturbing, btw. Good stuff.

[dogfarts888]

I can't stop watching these. I love them all.

I don't know how you did it with the "I love to f... DATE teenage boys" thing. The placement of Willie's hand is exactly where it should be even though it's obvious that the conversation on the show didn't exactly go that way.

And it's great at the end how frustrated Willie gets when he doesn't get his daily dose of Alf rape :)

[rycal1]

Good, but it's hard to top Mr. Meatloaf, the gold standard of Alf mini-horror films.

[yoshatayoshi0]

The fade-in of Willie at the end is quite disturbing.

[betweentwoislands]

I really like to f... date, teenage boys.

[Popcultureguy3000]

You should try editing Spacecats, its done by the creater of Alf and you'd probably be able to pull of something even more gallows humor-riffic

[Boonehams]

Willie is going to fill ALF with his evil.

[Chriskey83]

"I'd really like to finish this thing"

[DropBassNotBombs]

I wish they'd never end.

[lbcyber]

Data's painting is making me dizzy

[fahbs]

If you had asked me before how many times an ALF re-edit could make Willie come off as an alien rapist, I would have guessed one or two times TOPS.

[betweenlakes]

This is the funniest one since "Mister Meatloaf". I didn't really understand much of what "Dad" was saying, so I think it must be the music....

[futureproof84]

I love the laugh track. Don't take them out.

Though, i guess the reason at times the dialog is inaudible is because the laugh track was part of the actual scene you edited from and can't edit it out (?).

anyways, lolerz. can't wait for the next!

[kilderok]

THANK YOU. The tarnished portrait at the end is CHILLING. Very "David Lynch" as I am in agreement with the people below me.

[dogfarts888]

Excellent work. I love how whenever Willy alludes to a forthcoming rape the laugh track kicks in.

Also great: I really like to f... DATE teenage boys.

[elenluv]

I hope David Lynch sees these. I think he would love it!

[Barojutter]

sometimes the music and laugh track make hearing your excellent dialogue very hard to hear, but otherwise great.

[Hatikvahh]

laughs should be removed

[bcmrcool]

yeah i agree

[gibbisassburger]

These are strangely arousing

[sidgallup]

That was creepy... but let's be honest, Willy really looks like a child molester...

[genutalia]

SOMEONE out there needs to document the chilling interspecies behavior that passed for comedy...not even a few decades back. Keep spreading the knowledge.

[Nimnoms]

Looks like he's been caught. I prefer it without the laugh track.

[SpectralSpiral]

The original show had a laugh track, or maybe an audience, so you can't get dialog off without mixing in laughter and have it sound natural.

[bcmrcool]

yeah i know

[snarfweasle]

These are just so unsettling

[enigma343]

Great work. As usual, the most disturbing part is the laugh track  The intensity and duration seems to match the creepiness very effectively.

[eldritchwizard]

I am not enjoying these as much as the Star Trek edits.

[mancourt]

can u link to the star trek edits?

[eldritchwizard]

channel name is Gazorra

[FagOx]

A little bit less cohesive then the others, best to keep it short and sweet I think.

[Magik57]

i know it's weird to say, but i'm kind of sad that Alf wasn't raped in this one. :(

[dnlhern2]

Another genius work.