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  • The expression on her face makes me lol

  • ahahahaha dude if she's walkin away from you she aint into it

  • It sounds like my grandma and grandpa ever since my grandma bought stripper heels lace leggings thongs and condoms.........

  • i cant tell if that's his tail...or boner....

  • They must take SO long to finish

  • 48 people wish that they were the bottom turtle -_-

  • Am I watching porn on youtube? ><

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapist

  • Hey, stop that! "Urrrhh!" means "Urrrhh!"

  • Law & Order: TVU

  • Sounds like my parents O_O

  • TURTLE RAPE!

  • why did i click this?!

  • That sounded like he said heey babe

  • She (the female tortoise) was trying to run away, so technically she was being raped. Moral of the story:

    There is no fucking rest for the weary, on the rape train.

  • I should really start my homework....

  • Did anyone else notice some weird shit going on in his tail?

  • Take it BITCH!!!

  • Take it all bitch!

  • change the speed to 1/4 for the real action.

  • RAPE

  • old man fucking a teen lol

  • This is sick, just sick. Wow. Wow. Really? Awesome. Ooooooooooooooooook. Wow. 

  • nice

  • Did anyone else notice that the tortoise on the top was like 70-years-old and the other one is like 13?

  • sounds like YOUR drunk mom

  • he sounds old

    lol

  • when will youtube stop recommending these videos

  • LOL!

  • dont worry kids their just.......uhh......piggy back ride

  • turn her over and you can have all the fun you want with little resistance lol.

  • from that day on master splinter took their children and trained them to fight the evil of the world

  • Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

    Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

  • This is depressing.

  • What's weirder is the little tortoises... they sound like little girls when they do it.

  • red: lets find that (deep voice) fucking(normal voice) HAT!!

  • He sounds like an old man!!! LOLLOLLOLLOL

  • UUGGGHHHHHH

    lol

  • LMFAO shes definitely trying to reject him

  • He making that dumb ass noice ugh LOL

  • The female is clearly trying to get away. THIS IS TURTLE RAPE! CALL THE TURTLE AUTHORITIES!

  • How many weird parts does YouTube have

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  • LOL HIS HEAD IS ALSO HAS A BONER

  • world slowest game of leapfrog!

  • @NeonFurryGurl He definitely did. What you are seeing is the tail. Tortoises penises (peni?) come out of their cloaca at the end of their tail.

  • @gandar54 after a while, if you know too much about turtle penis', it gets weird

  • This is what it sounds like. When doves cry.

  • I am on the wierd side of youtube again

    

  • more like rapist giant turtle

  • AHAHAHAHAH only the sexiest thing i've ever seen nuff nuff sugarpuff

  • MOM:WTF!

    ME:I CANT EXPLAIN

  • Wtf!

  • Wtf!

  • Why?

  • :39 does he have two penises???WTFF

  • I like turtles....

  • id love so much to take an axe and chop its ugly head of

  • so disgusting... i hate turtles... disgusting, ugly and shitty creatures. only good for food

  • Thats my indian name two turtles fukin :(...

  • i love how you can hear the little kids in the background hahahahaha

  • This is horrifying, oh my God.

  • Help im gettin raped run!!!

  • Turtle rape x)

  • … what? XY = GEN of ISIS

  • DOMINATION

  • "Stop struggling and get over here"

  • "If only i didnt have this fucking shell..."

  • funnyjunk sent me.

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  • Kinky

  • lol he is making noise

  • Master Oogway, is that you?????? :O

  • BIGG ASS COCK

  • "Get the fuck outta here"

  • há! magyarok :D:D:D

    Man I don't exactly know why I searched for this in google...I guess I was just wondering how it goes. But this doesn't seem like it went well lol

  • theyre so similar to us

  • i just bought a turtle necklace. >.<

    

  • slow and steady wins the rape.

  • Old Man Assassin: Hurrrrrrrr

    Bottom: Help me!! Stop raping me!!

    Old Man Assassin: Hurrrrrrrr

    Bottom: I'm a male...

    Old Man Assassin: Hurrrrrrrr

  • i wish i was fucken that turtle

  • i find this easy to masturbate to

  • the Slowsky's porn video

  • I wonder how the fuck i did get here LOLOLOL xd

  • shes like get him off me

  • thats going to give me fucking nightmares

  • the noises disturb me

  • Imao he is just like "Uhh"

  • poor turtle we humans have it good

  • aaa AAA aaa lol

  • They're tortoises not turtles

  • omg his neck is fucking long

  • Did anyone else hear the kids in the background?

  • at first I was watching documentary on Apollo mission ...WTF !!!! how do I ended watching on mating animals ??????

  • sounds like mark hoppus

  • Why did I get an erection every time I watch it? -.-

  • Turtles fuck like Private Pyle climbs obstacles.

  • HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Wow I think that these people misconstrued this entertainment, it's turtle rape muthafuckas!

  • lol...jó videó xDD kurvabrutális hangokat adnak ki ^^' Üdvözlet Sopronból !

  • Rape

  • Is his head his dick or what?

  • Female: ... ... ...

    Male: EHHHH EHHH EHHHHHH

  • @SlaterNater100 LMAO!!!

  • PORNO!!!!1

    

  • Why the fuck am I watching this?

  • Did he even achieve [enetration?

  • I make the same noises when I have sex. Might explain why the girls never come back for round 2

  • this looks very difficult to do.....

  • Lmao she's like are you done yet? Ah fuck it I'll just leave with you on me.

  • Ok i love turtles but this is just fucked up

  • OhShiet, Im In The Weird Part Of Youtube Again O.o

  • if my dick got pinched every thrust i'd go ugggh also

  • lol the girl is just all "-.- get it over with@

  • lol cracked

  • Imagine getting fucked up from a turtlte

  • ewww is that ther penis

  • class case of rape

  • The sound hes making lol

  • @mya2535

    sounds like the male turtle smokes 3 packs a day ... at 142 years of age

  • whats wrong cant get it up

  • unnnngh!

  • Female turtle: GTFO BITCH!!!!! -:OOOO

  • I guess she doesn't like doggy style. 

  • female turtle : I dont feel it!

    Male Turtle: I do! -wink- ;D 

  • 3rd LEGGGG!

  • weres the penis at ?

  • should have tried the ever reliable "hey love, does this sodden rag smell of chlorophorm to you?". works like a chaaaaarm

  • Anyone else jerking off?!

  • sounds like my first time.

  • His dick is coming out of his tell, Totally natural -_-....

  • @DaneishaLashell Tail* :l

  • Is that really that turtle making those grunting noises o.0?

  • I can just see a little girl in the background. MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

  • go go ninja turtle!!!

  • I feel bad for the one at the bottom

  • She's trying to get away. Someone file rape?

  • Ewwwwwww haha at the last few seconds you can see cum on his foot!!!

  • How the hell do any turtles get born?

  • HELP !!! I'M BEING RAPED!!!!!!!

  • Are those kids I hear? Good job Grandpa you've exposed something that they should'nt know about for another 15 years.

  • Fuck....Im in the wacky side of youtube....

  • Next time I give the high hard one,i'm makin that noise!!! heeheehee!

  • Did u see it cum at the very end?

  • wheres the rape whistle when you need it?

  • Help her! She's been being raped for the last five days!

  • Lol, I didn't know tortoises made noises.

  • tortoises

    not turtles

  • They're tortoises, not turtles.

  • It's tail is its dick?

  • That tortoise penis has 2 fang like things coming out of it. I don't blame the lady for trying to get away!

  • look at 0:37 at the male's tale!:O there is something coming out!

  • he is all like "TAKE IT BITCH! UHH!" and shes like "niggah,get off off me"

  • she doesn't look like she cares....RAPEING TURTLE!

  • I never tortoises could talk!!!

  • No means no!

  • why am i watching this???????

  • it doesnt have to be rape :)

    of you just co-operate we can work together...

  • They look suspiciously like tortoises......

  • I find this hard to masturbait too.

  • They're telling each other secrets.

  • the turtles are having an EDUCATIONAL moment

  • No means no

  • why is rick ross raping that turtle

  • Lmao the fuck?

  • it sounds so retarded lol

  • this is hot

    

  • dude wtf. youtube thinks i watch turtle porn. why is this video recccccommmended to me -_-

  • Did I just fucking watch a turtle raping another one while having multiple orgasms?

  • Thats how old people get raped in nursing homes

  • this video has wayyyy too many views,,,,lmao!

    ya'll are sick!!

  • Lmao rape

  • He's faking! its not even in most of the time.

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