Helpdesk eng sub.

[slaidification]

grandma and the computer

"Does microsoft word comes with internet exploere built in?"

Paid $1399 at best buy, only plays solitaire.

"GMAIL? No, this here says I need to sign up for EMAIL."

"Hot single women looking for me? Maybe they need my lasagne recipe."

"Lemon party? That sounds like fun."

Sees fuck in a post, "Are you allowed to say that on the internet?"

Computer has a virus, puts computer to sleep for the night.

[xasiankid92x]

I was sent here for CPS !

[cramst3r]

genious my history teacher told me to seek for it and i found it and it is genious because there is a peace that is historical correct

[awesomeastrid]

Luv this!

[h0rnytoad1]

its missing a whole bunch of subtitles for the end after the monk closes the book 1st time.

[Bloomengns]

hahah awesome :D

[danhardisty1]

Reminds me of Monty Python! Very funny.

[jennielf]

This pretty much sums up the level of understanding of 99% of people that come into our computer repair shop.

[NicolasUrena1]

it sucked really bad

[songsterhiragana]

This video is wonderful and reminds of "The Hogwash Statement" by Danny Bloom, as well as his creation of a new reading device he has patented called The Bindle. Google it at "zippy1300" to see photo of The Bindle. Very much like this video's humour.

[mazterarius]

Terrible translation!

[koivu1155]

not that great

[kuTgo619]

jajaja very funny this thing always happen

[n7c7m7p8]

kjempe flott filmen. :)

[worotan]

There are subtitles...

[MathiasNorway]

What? Neither of these two were ever part of KLM.

[cornflakes311]

hahaha, that was actually pretty funny!

[shuga635]

that is hilarious!!

[x684867]

This is EXACLTLY what I have to deal with in IT... It is this sort of experience that lead me to create a bumper sticker that reads

"User - A person with no clue and the inability to listen."

GOOD JOB!

[superluser]

Actually, the user in the video listens very well.

He just has no common sense.

[XflamingX]

LOL wat the hell he doesnt even know how to open a book, it so hilarious!

[Holstboy]

Hahaha ! ;D

It's joke numb nuts ;p

[XflamingX]

i know dumb fck, im just saying it hilarious

[Holstboy]

Relax. You really are flaming.. LOOK OUT EVERYONE !!

This guy is amazing, but not very smart ,Haha ! ;D

[XflamingX]

im not smart, but at least im not a dumb ass like u -.-

[blip789]

Now now children.....calm down.

This is how wars start!!

[SheerC]

Lidt for grineren. Top nice!

[izzabombellah218]

we're learning about communication at school, & as a task we had 2 watch this video & type down points on how 2 use a book LOL!!!

[reodorfelgen]

Hilarious!!

[Freerslevmc]

He-he...Det er sku sjovt det der...

[sednaocean]

cute!

[QueenBotu]

LMAO

Perfect!!XXD

[mopvsbucket]

haha, that's not bad!

[Griffiny93]

haha, dette er jo helt genialt. Tror ikke jeg hadde tenkt på den bruksanvisningen jeg heller. Det er jo samme problem! xD

[LillyBites]

åååh, så himla, underbar XD

[MAChesal]

Please peopl,e this is NORWEGIAN. Believe me. Danish is closely related, but not the same!

[MAChesal]

Bladre, bladre. HILARIOUS (in any language)

It sounds so completely funny. I speak Dutch myself so I kan understand a lot of it and compare it to my language.

I don't know these people, actually. Is this a Norwegian show or something?

I'd like to see more of these actors!

I gave it five stars and thats what it deserves!

*****

Max

[FrkFloyd]

HAHAHAHAHA, åå, så genialt!

[AndersAunan]

Swedish, Danish and Norwegianis is very similar to eachother but this is NORWEGIAN! :D..i know cus im norwegian my selfh

[Suburp212]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. AWESOME!!! And the Scandinavian, omg!!!

Hilarious

[windweaker]

The Subtitles are faulty.

[XBOXrock]

ROFL, clever, great actor. With other words: usability is a matter of very few programmers.

Bob Axx

[Maiiikell]

i was almost at the floor laughin xD So darn funny ^^

[soundstationband]

ROTF LMAO

[grammarpolicegrrl]

the grammar on the subtitles of this video is atrocious. terrible. Horrific.

[johnthefinn]

It's by a non-native English speaker. Be grateful.

[LeMonkehUX]

Still, it reflects how ridiculous it is here in Norway. The Norwegian language is not only semi-closely related to the English language (both have Germanic roots), but the Norwegian culture is constantly bombarded with American and other English-language material.

You'd expect people from one of the richest countries (per person) to grasp the English language a little better, but the truth is that people here really ARE that bad.

[nicandandy]

does it hurt you that any country has success? any other than yours?

[0n0s0]

When one country/culture completely dominates and partly destroys other existing cultures, then yes, it becomes a problem.

Besides, americanism has nothing to do with culture, more a lack of culture...

[Halgrim]

lol.  hater!

[qkn30989]

lol. Ignorant!

(@Halgrim)

[sonofashrub]

hahaha

[robhillier]

That is some funny shit. Thanks for posting it!

[Thena91]

Haha:D Kjempe bra! God gammeldags norsk humor!^^

[hugoauthen]

dette er norsk

this is norwegian

[bildemaleri]

Den hva XD

[Priceless21]

I watch this one over and over... don't ever take it down tumle1978! Ta.

[sjukjohn]

the language is Norwegian. Im from norway

[davidfuchs]

i love how the subtitles are misspelled... it makes it even better...

[tumle1978]

eeerhh... thanks wasn't on purpose used spellcheck for most of it :)

[UltimaThule8888]

Did you text in the subtitles from your cell phone?

[tumle1978]

naah i just used windows movie maker :)

[rberding]

I'am Dutch. In my opinion the language is Danish. Great country with kind and nice people with a lot of humor.

I enjoyed it!!!

[tumle1978]

nope its norwegian, i know couse i'm Danish. but thanks for the kind words. have never been to holland, but would realy like to go :)

[sqmuth]

When you do, be sure to use the word "Dutch", rather than the word for a tasty flaky jelly-covered breakfast dessert.  ;-)

[ogloc1dk]

@rberding its not danish im from denmark :)

[rofloladin]

last bit text:

ok.

Have you read the manual?

Manual?

Its supposed to come with a user help book.

okay, that one

ok but there i

[cash461]

damn boring

[ANGELEYESEL]

My UOP teacher made me watch this! What a dilwad he is! HAHAHA

[yuriteixeira]

Hey people, that kind of humour doesn't appeal to anyone, just like the opinions about Robin Williams, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence or SNL are not unanimous.

But for those - like myself - who enjoy that pythonesque school I would say that this sketch is universal, regardless of language. I'm from Brazil, and I got it! Appreciated as well..

[ThunderHead1]

Aí cara, é bom encontrar um conterrâneo no youtube. Em que estado você mora? Puxa, é realmente bom encontrar um brasileiro por aqui, me responda para a gente trocar uma idéia. Abração.

[DarthFlabbe]

Buenos Dias !! This demonstrates a reality that has lasted by the times. Have a nice day !!!

[ThunderHead1]

GO TO HELL DUMBASS, WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE IN BRAZIL, NOT SPANISH. I've had enough of you americans who think the whole latin america speaks spanish. LEARN GEOGRAPHY.

[nastykermit]

lol

[aaamaadi1aaa]

guten morgen jet,just like you!

[whatthesamhell]

I don't know what is more amusing- the video itself or all of the debate whether it is actually amusing.

[abelbendel]

well.. im a Dane and i still got the message - the mimmic/the acting make the point clear - i do understand norwegians and yes.. it makes it a litle more funny, but i think ppl understand.

[JonasHostrup]

Det er nok det sjoveste jeg længe har set. Og jeg ser ik ret mange sjove ting :D HAHAHAHAHAH... Awesome, very funny.

[MrCaleb]

Anyone who doesn't think this is funny is one of those people who gets mad when they "can't get their e-mail" and it's because they forgot to turn their computer on.

[maplegirl75]

I think it's funny. And I have a life, and a job. Maybe you shoud broaden your horizons, and learn to appreciate various types of humour. It would give you more of an opportunity to laugh, unless that clashes with your cinical image. In any case, I find, "photonphreak", taking out your inability to find this video amusing on others by insulting their intelligence and job skills is not only a waste of time, but irrelevant to your opinion on the video. But, like, whatever.

[jjbari]

absolutely funny and true

[jogbjogb]

I don't think it's funny :(

[kipluck]

THIS is fantastic! I need to send it to my mom because she uses me as her "tech support" all the time and she would totally get a kick out of it.

[TrikStain]

It's not a matter of age, just sense of humor. Both my littlebrother (16) and I (19) finds this funny. It's not about making fun of monks, Norwegians or one type of people, but us humans. Haven't we all tried helping someone with something we ourselves thought was blatantly obvious?

-Kris, entertained Dane

[pkentropy]

Judging from the surprisingly negative comments and 'cutsie' screen names, I'm forced to conclude that this joke is far too culturally and emotionally sophisticated--and resonant--to reach the unseasoned minds of the young. We must be patient with them; they will 'make it', but later. The existentially solid truth about the Help-Desk video-skit is this: it's so deeply funny that it's beyond reproach as top-notch humor. "Javel, jeg fortaar det naa!" What a video!

[KhassBV]

Most probably, and it probably helps to know what Helpdesk is - I've seen some other videos with it linked here - because I've never heard of it.

[sf57198]

Or maybe because some people get the joke, like me, but don't find it funny at all. Leno makes jokes that everyone gets but is hardly funny. But hey, how is it up there on that horse?

[allimac]

*LMAO*

[KhassBV]

I second the 'not funny' remark. It really isn't ... maybe hilarious for those who work in the technical help business, but otherwise no.

[andrewh1112]

You have to have self insight to understand this joke, or work in the help business (any kind). It also helps being a little bit older (adult). The joke was produced by a TV humor show in Norway, and it appealed to all people.

[photonphreak]

Oh my God... This is not funny at all? You'd have to be the type of person that finds binary alarm clocks amusing, to dig this shit! Get a life, people -or even better; get a job :P

[coxysailor]

not funny??? - It is VERY FUNNY :-D = WORLD CLASS

Wonder what kind of humor - if any - you fancy.

[andrewh1112]

Actually I think it's funny for people *with* a job. And maybe not so funny for youngish people without the experience to understand other people. It takes some self insight to have empathy and understand human nature.

[insenid]

Life - college

Job - computer repair lab at college

and just so you know, I'm not even a math/it major.

[singfarm]

For helvede fjeldaberne er jo morsomme, jeg skreg af grin.

[LeMonkehUX]

lol, fjellaper

Den var ny :3

[skridtprygl]

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[firewood777]

kanon goj

sådan med pc og bøker

[HitItBaby]

Den er jo totalt grineren! :D

This is soo funny ^^

[DOLIFaroes]

LOL kul!

[rosdu56]

Ah ah ! The first time I see norwegian humour... I like it a lot. Very Funny ! Some french humour about windows : "windows eggs" : search "groland". The translation is in the comments.

[ericcartman89]

1. verdens rikeste land, men gjør ikke en dritt for å hjelpe folket. Hever skatten 99% hvert år og tvinger folket til å betale hundrevis av avgifter hver månnede

2. Stolt av en sport ingen bryr seg om (ski)

3. Feige mennesker som ibsen sier. Lover å hjelpe Danmark når de ble angrepet av tyskerne, men da det skjedde oppførte norge seg som franskmenn

4. Norske landslaget i fotball suger kølle....

Verden LER av Norge

[oyvind1079]

Tror kanskje du burde fulgt med litt mer i nyere historie timene, og norsktimene også (det staves "måned", ikke "månned").

Du burde også ta deg et lite år eller to i utlandet, for da vil du nok innse at gresset er ikke alltid grønnere på den andre siden av gjerdet. ;o)

[katrine89norway]

1. Vi hjelper folket. Skatter går til trygd.

2. Viktig del av vår kultur. Hvorfor undertrykke den og kun bry seg om "det alle andre" bryr seg om; fotball?

[katrine89norway]

3. Lite land, lite makt.

4. Hva så? Hvor viktig er det om vi ikke kan spille fotball? Hvis vi hadde kunnet ville jo alle verdensproblemer ha blitt løst, vi ville fått anerkjennelse for å være god i sporten "alle" liker. Hvorfor være like til alle? Vi er nordmenn og bryr oss om ski. Hvorfor ikke være stolte av det? Vi må ha en personlighet!

[Yngve1972]

Nå må du se å rulle inn, din ekle liberalistiske foræder! Er det flere enn meg som gjerne ser ericcartman89 plassert foran en eksekusjonspelotong på Akershus festning?

[draugen87]

Først av alt, du er ikke mest sansynlig ikke en nordmann, men bare enda en patetisk innvandrer. 1-Er du tett i pappen eller?? hva tror du skatten går til?2-Fotballspillere er noen av de dårligst trente toppidretsutøverne som finnes, i motsettning til skiløperne.3-Feig? hva gjor vi under WW2 da?Og hvorfor i helvette skulle vi hjelpe Danmark etter at de undertrykte Norge i 300 år da ? 4,Gjør nok ikke det, Norge er vell egentlig selve definisjonen på en idrettsnasjon

[windweaker]

haha, den var god.

[Tordenguden]

@ericcartman89 Hør her, Norge lovte ikke å hjelpe danskene under de slesvig holsteinske krigene. Norge var i union med Sverige, hvor Sverige sto for utenrikspolitikken. Kong Oscar sa han ville hjelpe, men grep aldri inn i selve krigen. Derimot kjempet mange på danskenes side, blandt annet en av de største heltene under krigen var norsk, Olav Rye. Når du uttaler deg om historie, bør du vite hva du snakker om, ellers kan du like gjerne holde kjeft.

[ivimoen]

Denne e jo bare skam bra !!.. sinnsykt bra !!.. hehehe

[mariyoweb]

love this video :)

[vardebo]

The conversation ends like this...

- Have you read the instructions?

- The instructions??

- Yes, it's added to all books...here it is

- Aah yeah, that one...but hey - now it's happening again, I can't open this one either!!

- Well..I see..maybe we should have thought of that.

[joshimoro]

in the end, the the "guider" gives the manual (!) to the munk (?), but same issue appears! lol!!

[MadsKirkegaard]

Oohh that sooo funny, replay :)

Danish: og så siger man ofte i Danmark at normænd ikke har humor tsk. tsk. kæft det er klasse det her.

[helgagrim]

Really funny. Too bad not the last thing was subbed though. Could use some better subtitles but, oh well. =P

[vardebo]

The conversation ends like this...

- Have you read the instructions?

- The instructions??

- Yes, it's added to all books...here it is

- Aah yeah, that one...but hey - now it's happening again, I can't open this one either!!

- Well..I see..maybe we should have thought of that.

[Jeldtoft]

I think i missed the funny part

[zifoxx89]

hahaha fy faen så jæævli bra ass;o

[warclooown]

hahahahahaha so fuckin crazed funny :P

[EvilLouie]

Too bad it was translated too well... Very funny sketsj, though! Nrk må bjynna å senda Øystein og Meg i reprise nå syns eg, savne d sykt....

[naqweb]

well I think it's brilliant....

[tanoeda]

ha ha cool

[kettsjupp]

with other words, you dont have any sence of humour..

I`m sorry, but it is true..

Norsk

[MissNelly]

very very funny wish alle the news were like that

[ericcartman89]

I'm from Norway... This is what norwegian people call funny. As you Americans and british can see, this is SHIT. This is not funny at all, norwegian humour sucks ass, just like their national soccer team... I'm sorry but it is true...

[ebusdk]

I guess you have to know how it is to work with a helpdesk function them. I laughed hard - its SO true to what happends to every IT service personal around the world

[karaokekongen]

denne var jo helt rå. hva snakker du egentlig om? prøver du å være morsom og drite ut norsk humor? norsk humor er helt konge. sjekk ut wesensteen, klm eller åpen post. helt rått. hvorfor er dette shit? fordi du ikke skjønte sketsjen? begrunn litt bedre neste gang da;D

[ericcartman89]

Jeg sier Norsk humor suger ballestein. Se f.eks på Rikets Røst, ren kopi av Jon Stewart, bare mye mye mye mye dårligere. Jeg bor i Norge og anser meg selv som en "nordmann". Men når det kommer til norsk humor kan de faen meg ikke måle seg med amerikansk humor som COnan O'brien eller Ricky Gervais. Åpen Post er så syk morsom fordi en 40 år gammel mann løper rundt i en kylling drakt.

[halvmyk]

Ricky Gervais er forresten engelsk! Ikke så lett når man er tjukk i huet selv!!

[nastykermit]

Åhhh din idiot. alle veit at rikets røst er ræva, men dette er faktisk ORGINALT. Din APE.

[Tordenguden]

@ericcartman89 Humor er subjektivt. Spør du meg er amrikansk humor totalt hjernedødt. Selv liker jeg britisk.

[User992998]

Generalisering er en fin bil/generalisation is a nice car :)

And my english suck i guess :p

[preciouspete]

du er kanskje bosatt i Norge men du er ingen NORDMANN, gå og skam deg. - "I eat fat kids".

[jaguarnoelle]

What kind of humor do you prefer?

[sundvor]

denne var morsom :D

[ttg1988]

(in norwegian) hahaha...så sinnsykt løye.

(in english) hahaha...very very funny.

[seltersss]

Grusom teksting, men bra snutt.

[tumle1978]

yea thaks i know, my english is not the best but i think i did an ok job :) also it was 2 in the morning and i was dead tired, and i'm Danish. So hey what can i say:)

[Guinnessian]

IMHO the 'plot' is lost for 'non-Norwegians' as the last bit where the users manual is presented isnt subtitled.

Being Norwegian I was laughing out loud wathcing this :)

[jaguarnoelle]

Uh, okay your a not a non Norwegian, so really how can you know how non Norwigians would see it?

Anyway, I don't speak Norwegian, I was born and raised in the US and it's still funny even without the last bit. The last bit is just icing and it can be found subtitled on another one of the videos here on youtube.

[Lynn15]

Haha,Norwegian humour^^ quite amusing...morsomt!

[sagenering]

Ha, this is a norwegian comedy, and this is class.

[AustinPray]

heh, that one monk must be a retard...books are kind of self explainitory if you know how to read. pretty funny.

[kfh74]

AustinPray: I see u totally got the point here, nice work, very nice....good to see you know how to read books...man!

[newrow1]

Heh, yeah dude. And it's explanatory, not explainitory, if you know how to write.

[Henriksen87]

why dont you learn norwegian then

[fruitysudz]

I think what they should have done was after the tech guy left, have him open the book and all the text is suddenly gone. ha!

[Priceless21]

This is hilarious.

It reminds me of my computer classes with 8 years olds. Whoever says young kids are whizzes need to come and teach my class sometime. This clip saves my sanity! Every lesson now, instead of tearing my hair out in frustration, I think of these 2 monks.

[wemble]

Holy crap. Working the library ref. desk is like this EVERY DAY. Too funny.

[bugglemuggle]

this is so retarded. a total waste of my time.

[ralph5407]

No it's not, it's a brilliant bit of micky taking. It's a shame that you cannot understand the message that it gives.

[plast87]

it's not the video that is retarded.

[pinksword1]

Lol typical norwegians lol you gotta love em.

[JulianRio79]

Best video on YouTube for a very long time!

[Marcydalmatian]

Funny.

[pedrodocampo]

I laughed knowingly the whole way through. Thanks.

[LibrarianWoes]

I'm glad this is back, it was pulled under the name "Introducing the Book." Nice! I know a few library patrons like this...

[ichbinkeinberliner]

That video was hilarious! hehe. Thanks

[yatahae]

It is absolutely hilarious but just one little mistake. Just like we have a book now to tell us how to use the computer. The manual for the book would have been written on a scroll.

[dantepfer]

Actually -- the days of the printed manual are pretty much over. Most help nowadays is either on the computer's hard drive or even worse, online. Have you ever tried getting help with your internet connection when the internet connection doesn't work and all the help is online?..

[lyinhart2]

Me thinks thou missed the point of this "JOKE".

[atxcats]

The last part is something like, "Did you look at the user's manual?" and of course, it's a book, too, and he has the same problem.

[MadMonk67]

Great stuff, but I wish I knew what they said at the end.

[dischler]

helpguy: Have you read the user manual?

Ansgar: Manual??

helpguy:: There should be a user maunal that comes with it. It must be this.

Ansgar: Oh yes. That one. But see, there you have the same problem again. Can't open it.

[dischler]

helpguy: Oh. We should perhaps have thought of that.

[MadMonk67]

Thanks for the translation!

[thesittingduck2]

A rough translation would be...after the first monk has complained about not being able to open the manual the second monk says:

"hmmm... I guess we should have thought of this problem..."

[beelaker]

thanks for the yuks

[elsaidst]

too much, excellent

[mailjen]

absolutely funny!!!