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  • That was harsh.

  • Stop Toby 2012!

  • My name is Toby and I'm offended. No, seriously. It really is.

  • OMG!!! I love these guys!!

  • lmfao!

  • @Tobunshi, shut up choad

  • @QuikDJ your retarded

  • @L33Tkitten97

    YOU'RE retarded. YOU'RE means YOU ARE. YOUR is possessive. Learn the difference if you're going to call someone stupid.

    That being said, I agree. QuikDJ is indeed a moron.

  • lol i thought this was so funny

  • epic XD

  • WELL NOW YOU CAN CAUSE OSAMA IS FUCKING DEAD HAHA MOTHER FUCKER!... did i go too far?

  • I love episodes when Michael says GOD!! Haha

  • Michael Scott, I will never forget you, and the laughs you made me laugh when i was feeling like shit!

    Thank you, Steve Carell

  • OK geniuses, how would you do it?

  • LOL! I love how it's Dwight telling him he went to far.

  • I would have laughed

  • "You were being funny then you went too far."

  • If I had two bullets I would shoot Jim and Pam,their getting more and more annoying with their boring sappy relationship,so I'm with Todd Packer.

  • You’re kidding me? God! You say Radon is silent but deadly, and then you expect me not make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?

  • Even Dwight said he went too far...and he almost shot Andy one time.

  • was stanley laughing in the back??? lol to one of micheals jokes?

  • I would shoot Toby twice too. The other two are dead already.

  • *disapproval from everyone*

  • Michael Scott hates Toby alot lol

  • Toby needs to drink some really strong coffee and maybe snort some coke. He needs to wake up.

  • Hitler and Bin Laden are better than Bush and Obama

  • @QuikDJ Really? Neither Bush or Obama comitted genoicde

  • @Liberaldemocrat2014

    Bush and Obama killed more innocent civilians in the time that they occupied (and still are) Afghanistan and Iraq than both Hitler and Bin Laden.

    The holocaust also never happened

  • @QuikDJ I have never had such a hard time telling if somebody's serious, joking, or trolling. Maybe it's because I just woke up. Regardless, good job for that.

  • @QuikDJ Whoa, oh, oooh, ahh, ey, Geez..... Noooooo.

  • hahaha

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  • Hitler Bin Laden? aww poor Toby. he is an awkward fart tho.

  • I always feel so bad for Toby...

  • gahh i love the office

  • Michael hates toby cuz he's from human resources and so michael thinks hes lame cuz he never lets them have fun

  • @RichoRosai Thanks, asshole.

  • You know you went too far when Dwight tells you that you went too far.

  • @cmotherwell It's because he's german,like Hitler.

  • My theory is that Toby represents perhaps his dad, who always stifled his "creativity" somehow.....

  • Wow, Toby sucks.

  • WHAT ISS THISS?!?!

  • whaaaat? why wouldnt you just line them all up and shoot them with one bullet.

  • @EverythingRS thats exactly what Dwight tells him he should do. line them up and shoot them all in the jugular lol

  • The show isn't nearly has good without M.S.

  • the show isnt funny anymore at this point

  • If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would run out of the room and shoot George Bush twice.

  • He didn't went to far toby deserves it xD

  • Why are you the way that you are?

  • If i had a gun with 2 bullets, I would just through it away, take an axe and brutally murder Robert California.

  • What episode is this?

  • @MrBrianBusy

    Season 6, Episode 25, The Chump

  • @longrangeshooter Thanks!

  • If I were in in a room with Brad and Angelina,I would shoot myself twice.

  • Gabe is the new Toby.

  • wheres the full scene where they all agree how to kill all three of em

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • BEST LINE IN THE SHOW EVER! I can't see anything ever beating that.

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  • lol reason i think dwight saids u went too far cuz hitler is german so is dwight :P

  • what Season and Episode is this

  • if i was a adventurer with a bow with 2 arrows i would shoot toby in the knee twice

  • lmfaoo. poor toby. i love him. he is subtly bad ass. lmfao

  • if dwight says you went too far, that means you really did go too far!

  • "You were really funny and then you went too far" LOL

  • @binayasha It's so much more funnier because it's Dwight who's saying that!

  • It was funny when toby got his head shot off in michaels movie, "threat level midnight"

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  • @NoobKittehz coz Toby is the only one who has the balls to tell Michael to stop being so rediculously stupid, Michael is funny and all but sometimes he just needs to stop with some of his little plans

  • POOR TOBY! But this is hilarious.

  • Brutal, but a great reply. Haha!

  • Honestly there needs to be bosses like michael scott everyone would just love coming to work

  • this is literally my favourite event in the office, ever

  • I feel the same way about Justin Bieber.

  • I love Andy's laugh after Michael's first joke

  • Dwight saying a joke has gone too far? Then you really know your joke was out of line.

  • I never understood why Michael hates Toby so much. Lol.

  • @NoobKittehz Its cuz the HR guy always has to blow the whistle on all the stupid shit Michael either does or attempts to do cuz its his job. Even thought Toby's probably the sweetest guy ever <3

  • @infinitedreams56 the sweetest guy yes but also he can be annoying jim knows

  • @NoobKittehz Because Toby is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.

  • @NoobKittehz Thats why its hilarious lol

  • @NoobKittehz He's a killjoy for the party animal that is Michael Scott.

  • @GanaLaMana @Visserizor Very true lmao

  • @NoobKittehz because hes in HR so technically hes not part of the dunder mifflin family

  • @NoobKittehz because he's the ani-Michael. he has to set the rules as to what is appropriate and what is not in the office, and unfortunately, Michael usually breaks those rules, and doesn't like it when Toby gets in the way of the rules being broken

  • @NoobKittehz He's the only one michael can't fire.

  • @NoobKittehz Hes not part of the "Office" because Toby Works in Human Resources

  • @NoobKittehz Because he is a lifeless sourpuss. From a viewer's P.O.V. he did try to use his HR position to try to separate Pam and Jim didn't he?

  • @NoobKittehz ughhh because Tobi reports to David Walace/Corperate and not MIcheal...MIcheal has no authority over him and that makes him mad

  • @NoobKittehz I think it's because Michael wanted to be Tobys daughters godfather but he didn't let him. lmao.

  • @NoobKittehz He's From HR....everyone hates that person in one way or another

  • @NoobKittehz "Toby is in H.R., which means he technically works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family".- Michael Gary Scott

  • @macarthur19 This should be the top comment.

  • @macarthur19 lmfaoo

  • @macarthur19 hahahahahaha this has always been one of my favorite quotes. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

  • @macarthur19 Always count on Michael to do these kinda jokes.

  • @NoobKittehz He always stops Micheal from his crazy stunts.

  • @NoobKittehz yea technically Michael can't tell toby what to do

  • @NoobKittehz I think it's because he realises that Toby is the guy he wishes he could be-the guy everyone likes, without him making any special kind of effort to make them feel this way, whereas Michael spends all of his time TRYING to be liked, and never quite succceeds. He wishes he could be Toby, more than he hates him, I think

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3 not at all...toby is just there no one hates him but no one is particularly that fond of him...its because he's from corporate and he controls michael from doing all his crazy stuff

  • @longhorns13192 Granted, he's not the most popular guy in the office, but he's the kind of guy who goes un-noticed, people are neutral towards him. He's not chocolate, he's not mint, he's vanilla. He doesn't have any irritating attributes, like Michael does. And tbf, he does socialise with the other staff, none of whom has ever stated a dislike for him iirc, other than Dwight, maybe, but he hates everybody. And he controls SOME of the crazy stuff-but something crazy happens every episode

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3 no its because his voice is so damn quiet and raspy like "an evil snail" (michael scott) and his presence is just so fucking gloomy

  • @NoobKittehz That's the point of the joke you unfunny faggot.

  • well this is awkward because with both hitler and bin laden dead, michael could actually shoot toby twice! xD

  • I would shoot Toby twice because the other two already were shot.

  • what the name of the series?

  • @romulosba The Office. It is one the best shows I have ever watched, if not the best.

  • if you're a true michael scott fan, you've seen all his movies after he left the office.

  • @TheOfficeVidz

    No. That would make you a Steve Carell fan.

  • press 8 it says ice

  • I would like to personally thank Dwight for that excellent summary 0:24

  • Never go full Michael.

  • classic over the top michael

  • I said this to a kid in school I got suspended.

  • @unicorneye u killed me.

  • lol

  • Press 8 for Michael Scott's house of techno..

  • If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would let Bin Laden and Hitler shoot Toby once each.

  • The closed captioning for this is hilarious.

  • I would shoot Bin Laden and Hitler both in the head, because they would both have been zombies.

  • thats an old joke, but still funny.

  • press 5 repeatedly for creepy Andy

  • press 7 repeatedly

  • "no description available" no description needed.

  • just mentioning hitler and bin laden in the same sentence deserves a paddlin

  • If I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Gabe once in the head and then in the balls. Then I would teabag him.

  • @TheAtlasPrime No you wouldn't, there's not even any proof Gabe has any balls to begin with.

  • @Rosvolainen Well, he did fuck Erin. :\

  • @TheChriscrowder I haven't seen any proof of that yet. And they will hardly show it since it's on network television. If Gabe has any balls I bet it will be the balls of an 80-year-old anyway. lol

  • @TheAtlasPrime See your gayness it showing. You just want to teabag him. I would go for shooting him but my balls would never go near him.

  • @TheAtlasPrime balls and then head more pain that way

  • @TheAtlasPrime gabe needs to go away forever.

  • hey the dislike bar is as long is Kim Kardashian's marriage!

  • I feel so bad for Toby!!

  • one of the funniest shows ever on t.v..i have a web series directly influenced by this on my channel..its called "Population 94,000"..check it out! :)

  • I would shoot him twice and throw the gun at him!!!!! Brilliant show:)))

  • This is actually my favourite ever scene from The Office. Like, out of 7 and a half seasons so far. BEST.SCENE.EVER!!!

  • 0:15

  • the original The Office is better.

  • @Pawnbroker00

    Thanks for that valuable insight,

    I go to videos of shows I don't like either to say I like something else.

  • Well, I thought it was funny.

  • I’d shoot toby twice, even though he is nice, because Hitler and Bin Laden are dead already.

  • You were being really funny, and then you went too far. LMAO

  • This is my favorite moment of the show.

  • jim "stanley this is serious"

  • wow even dwight said he went to far. thats saying something. i hate Michael now.

  • LOL its funny because their both dead :P

  • Lol

  • The best

  • when he talks fast and tryina be serious he ofently talk like a kid " and then u expect me nhot tho make fharting noises withhh my maouth"

  • I would shoot him twice too. Remember when andy and dwight were jamming and he stopped it? he ruins everything fun

  • press 5 for evil laugh

  • IDIOT never you never write the joke in the title

  • that awkward moment when the video isnt disliked twice anymore..

  • He wasn't dead at that time though

  • well hitler and bin laden are dead, so actually, its not that bad

  • freakin toby i hate that jerk

  • You know you messed up when DWIGHT tells you that you went too far

  • @SRSLYlolWTF It's scary, actually. 

  • @SRSLYlolWTF Actually Its because he supports Hitler and michael doesn't.

  • hahaha dwight

  • He was on a roll until he mentioned about shooting Toby Twice

  • lol he is so fucked up to Toby haha :)

  • The Office was naturally funny with Carell in it...

  • what episode is this? please tell me!