@QuikDJ I have never had such a hard time telling if somebody's serious, joking, or trolling. Maybe it's because I just woke up. Regardless, good job for that.
If I two bullets in the room with Hitler and Bin Laden,I would shoot Karen's tits off and then I would bang her head with my gun repeatedly until she cries because I'm a sick bastard.
does anyone know the episode where Michael is sad or something and Dwight (i think) calls him into office and lies, so Michael said he has look it up on computer?
@NoobKittehz coz Toby is the only one who has the balls to tell Michael to stop being so rediculously stupid, Michael is funny and all but sometimes he just needs to stop with some of his little plans
@NoobKittehz Its cuz the HR guy always has to blow the whistle on all the stupid shit Michael either does or attempts to do cuz its his job. Even thought Toby's probably the sweetest guy ever <3
@NoobKittehz because he's the ani-Michael. he has to set the rules as to what is appropriate and what is not in the office, and unfortunately, Michael usually breaks those rules, and doesn't like it when Toby gets in the way of the rules being broken
@NoobKittehz "Toby is in H.R., which means he technically works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family".- Michael Gary Scott
@NoobKittehz I think it's because he realises that Toby is the guy he wishes he could be-the guy everyone likes, without him making any special kind of effort to make them feel this way, whereas Michael spends all of his time TRYING to be liked, and never quite succceeds. He wishes he could be Toby, more than he hates him, I think
@warriorofwrestlingv3 not at all...toby is just there no one hates him but no one is particularly that fond of him...its because he's from corporate and he controls michael from doing all his crazy stuff
@longhorns13192 Granted, he's not the most popular guy in the office, but he's the kind of guy who goes un-noticed, people are neutral towards him. He's not chocolate, he's not mint, he's vanilla. He doesn't have any irritating attributes, like Michael does. And tbf, he does socialise with the other staff, none of whom has ever stated a dislike for him iirc, other than Dwight, maybe, but he hates everybody. And he controls SOME of the crazy stuff-but something crazy happens every episode
@warriorofwrestlingv3 no its because his voice is so damn quiet and raspy like "an evil snail" (michael scott) and his presence is just so fucking gloomy
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@TheChriscrowder I haven't seen any proof of that yet. And they will hardly show it since it's on network television. If Gabe has any balls I bet it will be the balls of an 80-year-old anyway. lol
one of the funniest shows ever on t.v..i have a web series directly influenced by this on my channel..its called "Population 94,000"..check it out! :)
ok, so I bet nobody is going to read this but I'll give it a shot:
My sisters friend is a huge office fan and so is my sister... between the 3 of us we could recite the whole show... jk on that but we know a lot of lines...
anywho, I had just met her friend ryan and she was just kidding around and was like how much do you hate him? I said this only replaced his name with toby and she showed it to him and they thought I was serious...
That was harsh.
SonicGrizzlycrystal 21 hours ago
Stop Toby 2012!
citeriorcf 1 day ago
My name is Toby and I'm offended. No, seriously. It really is.
SonyTheHedgehog8 3 days ago
OMG!!! I love these guys!!
raymond25ish 4 days ago
lmfao!
ErikJVideos 6 days ago
@Tobunshi, shut up choad
L33Tkitten97 6 days ago
@QuikDJ your retarded
L33Tkitten97 1 week ago
@L33Tkitten97
YOU'RE retarded. YOU'RE means YOU ARE. YOUR is possessive. Learn the difference if you're going to call someone stupid.
That being said, I agree. QuikDJ is indeed a moron.
Tobunshi 1 week ago
lol i thought this was so funny
Slinkywheel 1 week ago
epic XD
TheChristianDrummer3 1 week ago
WELL NOW YOU CAN CAUSE OSAMA IS FUCKING DEAD HAHA MOTHER FUCKER!... did i go too far?
jacketnipple 1 week ago
I love episodes when Michael says GOD!! Haha
MadMike52O 2 weeks ago
Michael Scott, I will never forget you, and the laughs you made me laugh when i was feeling like shit!
Thank you, Steve Carell
perfect1oNN 2 weeks ago
OK geniuses, how would you do it?
MJFreak10 2 weeks ago 4
LOL! I love how it's Dwight telling him he went to far.
123beaky 3 weeks ago 9
I would have laughed
Sough 3 weeks ago
"You were being funny then you went too far."
mantyke6677o 3 weeks ago
If I had two bullets I would shoot Jim and Pam,their getting more and more annoying with their boring sappy relationship,so I'm with Todd Packer.
AlexCohen33 3 weeks ago
You’re kidding me? God! You say Radon is silent but deadly, and then you expect me not make farting noises with my mouth? What is this?
mantyke6677o 3 weeks ago
Even Dwight said he went too far...and he almost shot Andy one time.
94dfk1 3 weeks ago
was stanley laughing in the back??? lol to one of micheals jokes?
ballwizard6 3 weeks ago
I would shoot Toby twice too. The other two are dead already.
Canuka 3 weeks ago
*disapproval from everyone*
mantyke6677o 4 weeks ago
Michael Scott hates Toby alot lol
mantyke6677o 4 weeks ago
Toby needs to drink some really strong coffee and maybe snort some coke. He needs to wake up.
HonkIfYouLoveHonking 1 month ago
Hitler and Bin Laden are better than Bush and Obama
QuikDJ 1 month ago
@QuikDJ Really? Neither Bush or Obama comitted genoicde
Liberaldemocrat2014 1 month ago
@Liberaldemocrat2014
Bush and Obama killed more innocent civilians in the time that they occupied (and still are) Afghanistan and Iraq than both Hitler and Bin Laden.
The holocaust also never happened
QuikDJ 4 weeks ago
@QuikDJ I have never had such a hard time telling if somebody's serious, joking, or trolling. Maybe it's because I just woke up. Regardless, good job for that.
MezaseMaster 4 weeks ago
@QuikDJ Whoa, oh, oooh, ahh, ey, Geez..... Noooooo.
mahavishnuxc 4 weeks ago
hahaha
ichcon 1 month ago
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HonkIfYouLoveHonking 1 month ago
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MrCojue 1 month ago
Hitler Bin Laden? aww poor Toby. he is an awkward fart tho.
Sacred649 1 month ago
I always feel so bad for Toby...
dinoboy501 1 month ago
gahh i love the office
SchrutesBeetFarm11 1 month ago
Michael hates toby cuz he's from human resources and so michael thinks hes lame cuz he never lets them have fun
joviedojr 1 month ago
@RichoRosai Thanks, asshole.
NoobKittehz 1 month ago
You know you went too far when Dwight tells you that you went too far.
cmotherwell 1 month ago 185
@cmotherwell It's because he's german,like Hitler.
AlexCohen33 3 weeks ago
My theory is that Toby represents perhaps his dad, who always stifled his "creativity" somehow.....
winrx 1 month ago
Wow, Toby sucks.
spacitydrummer4JC 1 month ago
WHAT ISS THISS?!?!
Carmiquez 1 month ago
whaaaat? why wouldnt you just line them all up and shoot them with one bullet.
EverythingRS 1 month ago
@EverythingRS thats exactly what Dwight tells him he should do. line them up and shoot them all in the jugular lol
GilbertCash 1 month ago
The show isn't nearly has good without M.S.
sube34 1 month ago
the show isnt funny anymore at this point
GibsonMolosser 1 month ago
If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would run out of the room and shoot George Bush twice.
Jvizzlezz 1 month ago
He didn't went to far toby deserves it xD
anoniemepokermon 1 month ago
Why are you the way that you are?
wrestler06x3 1 month ago 2
If i had a gun with 2 bullets, I would just through it away, take an axe and brutally murder Robert California.
iriskinz0r 1 month ago 3
What episode is this?
MrBrianBusy 1 month ago
@MrBrianBusy
Season 6, Episode 25, The Chump
longrangeshooter 1 month ago
@longrangeshooter Thanks!
MrBrianBusy 1 month ago
If I were in in a room with Brad and Angelina,I would shoot myself twice.
AlexCohen33 1 month ago 3
Gabe is the new Toby.
MOHOJO12 1 month ago
wheres the full scene where they all agree how to kill all three of em
qy72hund 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Drewbag49 1 month ago
BEST LINE IN THE SHOW EVER! I can't see anything ever beating that.
urangelofdeathawaits 1 month ago
transcribe audio at 0:17
ender61377 1 month ago
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ender61377 1 month ago
lol reason i think dwight saids u went too far cuz hitler is german so is dwight :P
Rated10STARz 1 month ago
what Season and Episode is this
jameskim0517 2 months ago
if i was a adventurer with a bow with 2 arrows i would shoot toby in the knee twice
FurryHades98068 2 months ago
lmfaoo. poor toby. i love him. he is subtly bad ass. lmfao
livexthexlife192 2 months ago
if dwight says you went too far, that means you really did go too far!
parshan08 2 months ago 3
"You were really funny and then you went too far" LOL
binayasha 2 months ago 96
@binayasha It's so much more funnier because it's Dwight who's saying that!
laCathiee 1 month ago 2
It was funny when toby got his head shot off in michaels movie, "threat level midnight"
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If I two bullets in the room with Hitler and Bin Laden,I would shoot Karen's tits off and then I would bang her head with my gun repeatedly until she cries because I'm a sick bastard.
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does anyone know the episode where Michael is sad or something and Dwight (i think) calls him into office and lies, so Michael said he has look it up on computer?
briansean21 2 months ago
@NoobKittehz coz Toby is the only one who has the balls to tell Michael to stop being so rediculously stupid, Michael is funny and all but sometimes he just needs to stop with some of his little plans
showbizz10 2 months ago
POOR TOBY! But this is hilarious.
blackhorse099 2 months ago
Brutal, but a great reply. Haha!
TheCarlScharnberg 2 months ago
Honestly there needs to be bosses like michael scott everyone would just love coming to work
YouKnowCoh 2 months ago
this is literally my favourite event in the office, ever
lankanboy202 2 months ago
I feel the same way about Justin Bieber.
BaconWrappedCupcake 2 months ago
I love Andy's laugh after Michael's first joke
MJFreak10 2 months ago
Dwight saying a joke has gone too far? Then you really know your joke was out of line.
beatleslennon220 2 months ago 2
I never understood why Michael hates Toby so much. Lol.
NoobKittehz 2 months ago 101
@NoobKittehz Its cuz the HR guy always has to blow the whistle on all the stupid shit Michael either does or attempts to do cuz its his job. Even thought Toby's probably the sweetest guy ever <3
infinitedreams56 2 months ago
@infinitedreams56 the sweetest guy yes but also he can be annoying jim knows
liveforeverjr1 2 months ago
@NoobKittehz Because Toby is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.
butters226 2 months ago 3
@NoobKittehz Thats why its hilarious lol
RecoilforPresident 2 months ago
@NoobKittehz He's a killjoy for the party animal that is Michael Scott.
GanaLaMana 1 month ago
@GanaLaMana @Visserizor Very true lmao
NoobKittehz 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz because hes in HR so technically hes not part of the dunder mifflin family
Visserizor 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz because he's the ani-Michael. he has to set the rules as to what is appropriate and what is not in the office, and unfortunately, Michael usually breaks those rules, and doesn't like it when Toby gets in the way of the rules being broken
aboutashow 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz He's the only one michael can't fire.
Exterlite 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz Hes not part of the "Office" because Toby Works in Human Resources
TheJamesKendrick 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz Because he is a lifeless sourpuss. From a viewer's P.O.V. he did try to use his HR position to try to separate Pam and Jim didn't he?
SweetZombiJesus 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz ughhh because Tobi reports to David Walace/Corperate and not MIcheal...MIcheal has no authority over him and that makes him mad
PHATB0Y20 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz I think it's because Michael wanted to be Tobys daughters godfather but he didn't let him. lmao.
MrRubzterz360 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz He's From HR....everyone hates that person in one way or another
2andFoh 1 month ago 2
@NoobKittehz "Toby is in H.R., which means he technically works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family".- Michael Gary Scott
macarthur19 1 month ago 188
@macarthur19 This should be the top comment.
nikkib89 1 month ago
@macarthur19 lmfaoo
NoobKittehz 1 month ago
@macarthur19 hahahahahaha this has always been one of my favorite quotes. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.
leesard17 1 month ago
@macarthur19 Always count on Michael to do these kinda jokes.
Katingaan 3 weeks ago
@NoobKittehz He always stops Micheal from his crazy stunts.
Steve0II 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz yea technically Michael can't tell toby what to do
amcoho4 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz I think it's because he realises that Toby is the guy he wishes he could be-the guy everyone likes, without him making any special kind of effort to make them feel this way, whereas Michael spends all of his time TRYING to be liked, and never quite succceeds. He wishes he could be Toby, more than he hates him, I think
warriorofwrestlingv3 1 month ago
@warriorofwrestlingv3 not at all...toby is just there no one hates him but no one is particularly that fond of him...its because he's from corporate and he controls michael from doing all his crazy stuff
longhorns13192 1 month ago
@longhorns13192 Granted, he's not the most popular guy in the office, but he's the kind of guy who goes un-noticed, people are neutral towards him. He's not chocolate, he's not mint, he's vanilla. He doesn't have any irritating attributes, like Michael does. And tbf, he does socialise with the other staff, none of whom has ever stated a dislike for him iirc, other than Dwight, maybe, but he hates everybody. And he controls SOME of the crazy stuff-but something crazy happens every episode
warriorofwrestlingv3 1 month ago
@warriorofwrestlingv3 no its because his voice is so damn quiet and raspy like "an evil snail" (michael scott) and his presence is just so fucking gloomy
bunnygopoke 1 month ago
@NoobKittehz That's the point of the joke you unfunny faggot.
RichoRosai 1 month ago
well this is awkward because with both hitler and bin laden dead, michael could actually shoot toby twice! xD
p14zm40nu 2 months ago 2
I would shoot Toby twice because the other two already were shot.
MegaMexican19 2 months ago
what the name of the series?
romulosba 2 months ago
@romulosba The Office. It is one the best shows I have ever watched, if not the best.
mcgzer 2 months ago
if you're a true michael scott fan, you've seen all his movies after he left the office.
TheOfficeVidz 2 months ago 2
@TheOfficeVidz
No. That would make you a Steve Carell fan.
can0mark 2 months ago
press 8 it says ice
axecopshows 3 months ago
I would like to personally thank Dwight for that excellent summary 0:24
czj617 3 months ago
Never go full Michael.
CommanderOfTheSun 3 months ago
classic over the top michael
mena244 3 months ago
I said this to a kid in school I got suspended.
unicorneye 3 months ago
@unicorneye u killed me.
weprikjm 2 months ago
lol
bbhouk1 3 months ago
Press 8 for Michael Scott's house of techno..
JacobMexi 3 months ago
If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would let Bin Laden and Hitler shoot Toby once each.
JacobMexi 3 months ago
The closed captioning for this is hilarious.
dblockman13 3 months ago
I would shoot Bin Laden and Hitler both in the head, because they would both have been zombies.
irgifted 3 months ago
thats an old joke, but still funny.
bwc3821 3 months ago
press 5 repeatedly for creepy Andy
australoameribelge03 3 months ago
press 7 repeatedly
sakewon 3 months ago
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Emineminy94 3 months ago
just mentioning hitler and bin laden in the same sentence deserves a paddlin
MrPendejo1321 3 months ago
If I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Gabe once in the head and then in the balls. Then I would teabag him.
TheAtlasPrime 3 months ago 84
@TheAtlasPrime No you wouldn't, there's not even any proof Gabe has any balls to begin with.
Rosvolainen 2 months ago
@Rosvolainen Well, he did fuck Erin. :\
TheChriscrowder 2 months ago
@TheChriscrowder I haven't seen any proof of that yet. And they will hardly show it since it's on network television. If Gabe has any balls I bet it will be the balls of an 80-year-old anyway. lol
Rosvolainen 2 months ago
@TheAtlasPrime See your gayness it showing. You just want to teabag him. I would go for shooting him but my balls would never go near him.
xcanuc 2 months ago
@TheAtlasPrime balls and then head more pain that way
orientrat 1 month ago
@TheAtlasPrime gabe needs to go away forever.
xUdieToox 1 month ago
hey the dislike bar is as long is Kim Kardashian's marriage!
codzomz 3 months ago
I feel so bad for Toby!!
darrthvader123 3 months ago
one of the funniest shows ever on t.v..i have a web series directly influenced by this on my channel..its called "Population 94,000"..check it out! :)
TimbucktwofilmsRoman 3 months ago
I would shoot him twice and throw the gun at him!!!!! Brilliant show:)))
GOLFFAN93 3 months ago
This is actually my favourite ever scene from The Office. Like, out of 7 and a half seasons so far. BEST.SCENE.EVER!!!
Room142 3 months ago
0:15
bmelcher9 3 months ago
the original The Office is better.
Pawnbroker00 3 months ago
@Pawnbroker00
Thanks for that valuable insight,
I go to videos of shows I don't like either to say I like something else.
Avenaur 3 months ago
Well, I thought it was funny.
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ok, so I bet nobody is going to read this but I'll give it a shot:
My sisters friend is a huge office fan and so is my sister... between the 3 of us we could recite the whole show... jk on that but we know a lot of lines...
anywho, I had just met her friend ryan and she was just kidding around and was like how much do you hate him? I said this only replaced his name with toby and she showed it to him and they thought I was serious...
FlippersMelon 3 months ago
I’d shoot toby twice, even though he is nice, because Hitler and Bin Laden are dead already.
GHman360 3 months ago 3
You were being really funny, and then you went too far. LMAO
cmbuvi92 3 months ago
This is my favorite moment of the show.
deamondogboy 3 months ago
jim "stanley this is serious"
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rememberzack1 3 months ago 3
wow even dwight said he went to far. thats saying something. i hate Michael now.
zsallen2000 4 months ago in playlist Poor Toby
LOL its funny because their both dead :P
thestupiddolphin 4 months ago
Lol
blackopsfrost 4 months ago
The best
TenShiAhn 4 months ago
when he talks fast and tryina be serious he ofently talk like a kid " and then u expect me nhot tho make fharting noises withhh my maouth"
dzubur90 4 months ago
I would shoot him twice too. Remember when andy and dwight were jamming and he stopped it? he ruins everything fun
44478129102734 4 months ago
press 5 for evil laugh
swingdocta 4 months ago
IDIOT never you never write the joke in the title
parahund 4 months ago
that awkward moment when the video isnt disliked twice anymore..
KindaThatGuy 4 months ago
He wasn't dead at that time though
Ghillieguy08 4 months ago
well hitler and bin laden are dead, so actually, its not that bad
theeHeisenberg 4 months ago 3
freakin toby i hate that jerk
revelthehunter 4 months ago
You know you messed up when DWIGHT tells you that you went too far
SRSLYlolWTF 4 months ago 411
@SRSLYlolWTF It's scary, actually.
elvaelvirababe 3 months ago
@SRSLYlolWTF Actually Its because he supports Hitler and michael doesn't.
AlexCohen33 2 months ago
hahaha dwight
ZphykTESHD 4 months ago
He was on a roll until he mentioned about shooting Toby Twice
1kittiesgonewild1 4 months ago
lol he is so fucked up to Toby haha :)
jesca215 4 months ago
The Office was naturally funny with Carell in it...
Deel2506 4 months ago
what episode is this? please tell me!
zeporahmae 4 months ago