Jeff Dunham and Walter

[zabuza182]

he's pretty good but he's damn funny!!

[DerekCouncilman]

To me this is the best movie.

[wijvanhiero]

Jeff Dunham is fa-bu-lous! I love him!

[Hezias]

come on man im american i dont need beer dont be a jerk !

[CrisisCoreAngel]

"Look that guys wife just poked him!" xD Walter is freaking hilarious!!!! I love him!

[CrisisCoreAngel]

"Look that guys wife just poked him!" xD Walter is freaking hilarious!!!! I love him!

[MRSIMI013]

Coooooolllll jeffy dunham rocks !!!!!

[Nirvash89]

Another awesome piece by Jeff Dunham, showing just how great his ventriloquist skills really are.

[kittyblack93]

hahahaha walter reminds me of myself :P

[xxXrainburnsXxx]

Great vid

[SuperTomServo]

Walter looks half young and half old "yold"

[malkinislegit]

he was fat

[macmillanfarms]

thats nice

[Wisdom187]

i would say it´s safe to assume you are a religious person, in order to be against same sex marriage, however does´nt the bible say ´´ judge not´´, yet you all sit here and try to deny another human being his/her rights as a person?. it´s ok for them to fight for this country, pay their taxes, become firefighters, and policemen to keep us safe and then we tell them ´´to bad, you arent a real person´´ ? ... i mean seriously who´s getting into heaven with that attitude?.

[usgop]

I am not judging anyone..if God said that it is wrong..and He did..they are already judged. To accept their sin is to say that you don't love them..tell them what they want to hear and not the truth and to hell they will surely go. Don't you worry about me going to heaven..I've got my ticket. If God has a wallet..my picture is the first one in it!

[KrispyKangaroo]

You're kind of a douche.

[usgop]

You're a complete douche.

[whitewolfrocks]

wirst fucking quailty

[OhBama21]

''300 million sperm and thats the one who got through right there'' LOL

[Kungfubullo124]

lol

[winxclublover]

Walter: She doesn't like it, when I don't put the toilet seat back down.

Jeff: What did you tell her?

Walter: Learn to hover.

[usgop]

@stephengatelyfan: I'm not angry..sorry didn't mean to come across that way..just passionate about right and wrong though.

[usgop]

@stephengatelyfan: Its wrong and leads to moral decay..if same sex marriage is legalized what next..Nambla? Most people are against it but too afraid of PC to say anything.

[Wisdom187]

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why to you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck fro your brother's eye"

[15zvogel]

What do you think about

Staying awake

Lol

[winxclublover]

@15zvogel

oh look, that guy's wife just poked him.

[pole33333]

love it when he say: SHUT THE HELL UP! :D

[claudiathomas719]

this vidio is so funny

[computerpurple]

HILARIOUS. Gonna share this. 5 FUNNY STARS.

[RebelStangII]

Bubba's more my speed!

GET"R"DONE & HAVE FUN!

I Might be Confederate!

But this American Bashing's for the chicken shits over seas!

[usgop]

I don't care for the American joke..not my cup of tea.

[Wisdom187]

that´s your problem right there... it´s not supposed to be tea, it´s great humor... =)

[usgop]

I'm a patriot..it's never great humor when you are bashing my country.

[Wisdom187]

so am i...and the difference is that i know how great this country is, so i can afford to laugh at things that are simply not true. getting upset at other people for bad-mouthing the U.S. is excatly what they want us to do, its a trap. however if you laugh at it and tell them we´re still better, then they are the ones getting mad instead. reverse psychology. dont get into it is all im saying, that´s what haters want. just laugh =)

[usgop]

I'm not upset..I just don't find any humor in anyone bashing my country. I don't intend to be one of the ones who becomes desensitized in this case, as has happened with child molestation, murder and same sex marriages.

[hotn1987]

how the fuck can you compare a joke about being a jerk to child molestation murder and something that has nothing to do with either of the subjects Same sex marriages. 3 completely separate categories and being desensitized to a joke??... the hell does that mean. It's a joke. if you dont like it, drop it. dont try to compare it to god damn child rape you tool!

[usgop]

I did not compare it to ANYTHING you fool! I said that I wouldn't allow myself to become desensitized to country bashing LIKE people have become desensitized to murder, rape, etc! Reread my post

and then comment or else others will think you are not too bright!

[Wisdom187]

i gotta say that i dont have a problem with same sex marriage or union, i know this isnt the thread for it though, however i just feel if they can put their lives on the line and fight for this wonderful country, then why cant they have the same rights as the rest of us?...i think thats just being hypocritical. but anyways, im gonna have to say that it´s fine if you dont like something, just go watch something else then my friend. no harm done. =)

[usgop]

Same sex marriage=moral decay of the country..now before you say anything see what God said about it in the old and new testament.

I have gone to other videos but you continue to send me comments. =)

[hotn1987]

Thats my point tool.. dont try to compare the worse things possible and same sex marriage which is in a totaly different category. same sex marriage, who cares good for them I have alot of friends who swing that way and they are still great people.

[hotn1987]

being desensitized to a joke is just a stupid thing to say it's a joke I love south park and they bash canada all the time, do i care? NO! It's meant to be funny to whomever wants to take it in stride. If you cant take it take Wisdom187's advice and watch something else. It wont kill you to just see something you dont like and just switch to something else. Get over yourself and stop trying to cause a fuss about this.. and btw happy holidays to you all.. yes even you Usgop

[usgop]

I could care less what an idiot like you has to say about anything! I have been watching other videos but you two brainiacs continue to send me comments. I won't read or answer another!

[Wisdom187]

you know for someone that preaches the bible you sure are intolerant, what ever happened to judge not?...instead you are judging different people...take care..i got a better chance then you of going to heaven...lol

[Wisdom187]

LOL...i gotta say that who cares what the bible says....i mean seriously arent we a little old to be believing in fairy tales?.... seriously might as well admit to believing in magic too. because at the end of the day that´s excatly what you are saying. i can go on and on about the senseless crap religion brings, but i doubt it would matter to a fanatic as yourself. therefore i will just say have a happy holidays, and we can just go our on ways. =)

[usgop]

I knew it. BTW..one day soon YOU will care what the bible says.

No more comments to me please..I won't read or answer them. Merry Christmas!

[RaeRae6363]

This is Hilarious_!!!!!!!!

[shanna1950]

my jaws already locked half way. BRILLIANT

[ike991]

on my wifes face! haha

[JJizzle1034]

if everyone put the toilet seat down we would have nothing to talk about!!!!

[JonyMcAwesome]

Retro, love it though

[suzyqblues]

Actually, if everyone put the toilet seat down every single time, there would not have to be any more discussion regarding this stupid topic of men leaving the toilet seat up.

[lerbelz]

jeff dunham is the best!

[3alooooool]

i'll have to use a decimal to answer this one!! XD HAHA!!!!

[ProlongedRage]

Sit The Hell Down! Damn It!

[thepowerfulwords]

Fantastic. Someone tells i like it is.

[johnbsa]

walter's been married for 46 years for 10 years wat the hell hahahah

[coolbooty90]

Thank the lord for jeff dunham

[kaibutse]

50 bucks XD

[Dexz9]

Wow this is an old one!

Didn't see those Cocaine Eyes!

[amgymgirl]

haha sooooooo funny

[oilerfan1416]

'im an american i dont need to drink beer to act like an jerk!'

HILARIOUS!

[GlennJWhittier]

@oilerfan1416 "an jerk"? LOL.....it's English like THAT which I find hilarious.

[mizzsizzel]

300,000,000 sperm and thats the one that got in!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[lisakenny91]

Haha hilarious!! :D Love this!!!

[Masoneter]

omg!!! Best jeff dunham ever!! Favorite all the way!

[pole33333]

1:08 rofl :D

[savannamarigold]

walters voice is so different from todays voice tht he does for walter:D

[KitakuChan]

"Oh I would've gotten a beautiful woman's face."

"Ah,where would you put it?"

"On my wife's face."

[TheImricherthenu]

"where would u put it" on my wifes face

[sofiabarnett1993]

"id come back as my wife and leave me the hell alooooone"

fuking hilarious :D

[479squadren]

learn to hover lmao

[SQUIRRLYPRODUCTIONS2]

this is old

[dontlabelme34]

omg. they were both on "sonny witha chance"

[bajemja655]

go jeff

[jackknife001]

holy crap thats loud

[CanadaMMA]

The reason Jeff is such a great ventriloquist is how he interacts with and moves the puppets. His ability to talk withouit moving his lips is pretty average but I have never seen anyone bring a dummy to life like he does.

[ShadowXII]

I'm an American, I don't need beer to act like a jerk.

That went over well in Canada.

[nativeLady768]

wow.....OLD school! thumbs up to jeff for perfecting all the different types of voices!

[pwrgirll1]

and they think budweiser is soda!!!!! lol

[PAL434pilot]

"bonjour..........whatever the hell that means"

funny LOL

[Johneez]

MONTREAAAAAALLLLL YEYE

im from mtl .

[gundamUC79]

lmfao Walter an Peanut rule they the best lol walter's he best of em though

[heybluewhy]

Americans seen as jerks by our "friends,"

sadly how large is our unseen hubris. Keep it up Walter, comedy is a great Learning tool.

[runescape8234]

peanut sucks

[dxz2345]

Walter's the Best!

[joelaguira26]

Budweiser is considered soda hahaha

[guitarpunk4life]

dumbass achmed bubba j none of em are good your retards. Your sense of humor sucks and you should be imprisoned for being a jack ass! HE NEVER CHANGES HIS ACT!

[theshowstopper21987]

hating is fine...dont comment on my video..but if you hate him, why are you watching him?

[nfgsum41]

word

[jekyllandhydefan]

what word? =P

[nfgsum41]

uhh...ha i was just agreeing with him.

[TheLastBrainLeft]

Never changes his act? Achmed? Sweet Daddy?

[megamaximus07]

LEGEND

[MANUNITED4LIFE1000]

realllllllly Funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[Primetime372]

so do u think that bald men make good love?

idk ive nvr made love to a bald man have u?

[Germaine52]

hey Jeff...marry me....

[euromania100]

come on guys! his an american he dont need beer to act like a Jerk lol

[bikergsxr23]

is it just me or does walter kinda look like robert de nero lol

[DTDdeathmas]

mine is the skeleton.

[redsockrocker]

"your wife could be gone one day"

"STop Teasing me"

[psyhodad100]

jeff: so hemeroids are problem in your age. walter: no its a hoby what do you think!!!

[Samhaiine]

looooooooooooool awesome

[yukifoxdemon]

omg, jeff dunham flipping ROCKS! i've seen all his dvd's. peanut is my fav X3

[nnuppe1]

Jeff: hv u ever cheated..??

Walter: no... damn it...

xDD

[chillachika17]

wow that´s an old won isn´t it?

[edtheloner]

300,000,000 sperm and that's the one that got through. LMAO!

[shiivs]

u tryed to catch up with him did ya ? :P

comon man im american i dont need beers to act like a jerk

[ghostscreams]

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead...lmfao

[forsttr]

i'm an american ,i dont need beer to act like a jerk:D

[RockManOriginal]

"I'm an American, I don't have to be drunk to be a jerk"

[puppetmaster19962]

laugh real hard XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puppetmaster19962]

laugh off your ass!!!

[Broofsteven]

learn to hover lol

[gimmehint]

Budweiser is considered a soda, lmao

[MegaPMetal]

"its like eating a gum you already chewed" XD

[yalehd]

I just realized that I have become Walter--

No wonder that people avoid me.

[fridaynightovernight]

this whole video was funny.

[conductor123]

Funny stuff..

[KingJames014]

lol

[runnysmokey0304]

50 bucks.

[JemixShanie]

C'mon man, im in America i don't need beer to act like a jerk.......

[speace78]

Walter and Peanut are awesome.

[maliasil]

budwisers a soda

[15dude99]

Walter has changed a lot.

[aerohollister5]

You can't compare prison to marrige! Love that part!

[Wolfreak101X]

I've always wondered...how does Walter change his clothes if he always had his arms crossed? o_o

[glenmatlock94]

walter is the best out of all of jeff's collection he makes me LMFAO all day long

[macyleigh23]

i love walter he is the funniest thing ive ever saw!!!!!!

[kingofwars3000]

i wanna go like my uncle did peacefully and in his sleep unlike the passengers in his car

[kingofwars3000]

cmon man i am a american i dont need beer to ac like a jerk

(appluase)

shut the hell up

[Sters1]

Walter is dressed like Mr. Rogers!!

[rabbit91259]

46 years now

yeah

do you remember the happiest moment in your life?

that was 47 years ago

great joke

[jm54chocolate]

i'm american i dont need a beer to be a jerk, PRICELESS!!!

[generalbullmoose]

"Budweiser's considered a soda."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[emarwood]

Oh look that guys wife just poked him.

[Lightningfootwarrior]

LMFAO

[MindControlLord]

walter is the funniest i my opinion

[danecookntwilightr0k]

rofl STOP TEASIN ME lol i luv jeff dunham!!! ♥♥♥♥

[Pinkpup009]

ahaha it could just be me but it looks a lot like walter is wearing a mic

[moody924]

sit the hell down

do u have a ticket

[BurnsyRules]

the warden doesn't match out your credit cards

[kermit30au]

That was very good....

[100ProcentsGameR]

Like Alcatraz xD

[yankeefan823]

i love walter!!!

[chester8761]

"learn to hover"

[jnb0528]

lol, i agree wit xbeccixc

he does need new material. but walter can always make me laugh, such a funny character

[Icyangel10]

lol Walter looks like he's dressed up like Mr.Ragers!XD

[crashinator1]

have you ever cheated on her?

hell no...damn it

wish i knew a guy like this

[peecho5000]

WALTER ROCKS!!!!!

[purplepeoplepeanut]

cuz my ass is 2 hard 2 reach XD i love that 1

[xbeccixc]

Lmao jeff duham rocks !!!

He could use some new material tho it's the same jokes over n over but they still make me lmao aha

[ninjapiratess]

Montreaalllleuuuhhllelelelehhh­. Bonjour. Whatever the hell that means.

[Keeby12]

Why do you pick your nose?

'Cause my ass is too hard to reach!

I'm watching this in class and trying not to burst out into laughter right now!

[Nightfreak2]

Come on, i'm an american, i don't beer to act like a jerk Lmfao

[runescapepwnz100]

lol budweiser considered a soda

[ZXXAYZ]

Thanks for the upload. Walter is awesome!!

[stevebo666]

1,30 xD

amaaaazing

killed my self

[EmmaaJonaas]

walters voice is different here

[IamWitch23]

Walter Rules!!!!!

[BenjaminWirtz]

Why is the video stretched?

[Jodua413]

how long ago was this

[saintjohnrailfan]

I think it was mid-late 90's.

[jahlove111]

"cuz my ass is too hard to reach" LOL

[Lululuie21]

peacefully and aslepp like the passangers in his car! lmao! i love him ! Jeff Dunham and Walter!

[sheldonallmon1978]

lol budwiser is considered a soda hahahaha funny as hell i give this 5 star

[pepseamani]

A true "Funny as Hell" classic!

[Seattlecarnut]

Hilarious! (laughs) Is that Walter talking or Dunham? I'm laughing so hard I'm pissing my pants.

[WinnuhPS3]

He uses the same jokes in each of his shows lol, well some of them...

[airmo25]

classic!

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

walter sounds so different. i like the way he sounds now than he did than. he's still funny though! :D

[dudilishious]

i totaly agree with you sounds much better nooooow!! hahahaha really outta his mind

[JJReyRey]

300,000 sperm and thats the one that went through LOL

[kerokeroy]

marriage is suppose to be an institution!

Yeah like arcatraz

[soulreaperyoh]

im an american i dont beer to act like a jerk.

[gnpivot123]

whats the differense between sex and making love?... 50 bucks xD

[dannythegirl14]

jeff is awsome i like

on a steek

[weqterb]

was this from when he just started

[Janusmannen]

"It's like eating a piece of gum you've already chewed..." ;-)