"This is something you can't grow yourself." (0:31) – really kinda funny stuff. However, the m[o]ustache is nothing to write home about. Please, refrain from shaving and do another video in 15 months. Looking forward to it.
Sir, I recommend that you sample my Gentleman's Stiffener - now available for the first time in over a century. One should always keep a stiff upper lip, regardless. What?!
Keep the tache, Mark, it adds a lot of character to your otherwise Suspiciously Hairless head and face. Seriously, I do believe you're up to something with all that bald skin everywhere. No hair, no beard, I wouldnt be surprised if you shaved your eyebrows. Are you trying to gain an edge in the swimming pool? Are you a test dummy for a new underwater sports car? Are you a top secret prototype torpedo for the navy? If so, kudos on the human camouflage, it's very convincing... but not enough!
The principle problem I have with my moustache is that I smoke, so sometimes - quite often in fact - when I light a cig again I burn some hair, so it's never fully grown as the hair is always shorter in the middle because of burning =(
lol, funny bastard have a good un'
darrinsmadej 1 month ago
Gheytube!!!
tHeWasTeDYouTh 1 month ago
Love it! Love the accent, it's hot. I am girl by the way.
LittleImpaler 1 month ago
thats friggen awesome man but how long did it take u to make this vid? lol
Selfmade19811 2 months ago
Ha ha ha! Nice stache!
charliepillow 2 months ago
"Now find a damsel and tie her to a railroad track, thus placing her in distress."
That went perfectly with his accent.
OmegaDebu 2 months ago 3
Steam-powered robot butler FTW! :D
Browzer89 3 months ago
Egg head
ChuffChowder 3 months ago
Gay. As I expected
Luzagal 3 months ago
Good God, you're hilarious
SmartStr33t 4 months ago
"David Lynchian Twin Peaks" freaking brilliant!!!!
AndrewCopland 4 months ago 2
Wish I could grow a beard that fast and that thick! I think he's hot!!
Crosley1961 5 months ago
Club man brand smelling like parafin....
Olebull93 5 months ago
B E S T V I D E O E V E R
Joshuabrutl 5 months ago
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"This is something you can't grow yourself." (0:31) – really kinda funny stuff. However, the m[o]ustache is nothing to write home about. Please, refrain from shaving and do another video in 15 months. Looking forward to it.
Sonnenwirthle 5 months ago
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Sonnenwirthle 5 months ago
7 people don't have a moustache
Sinuath 5 months ago 2
ah It's so easy to make fun of the English. but then again they where a bit evil.
computervortex 6 months ago
lololol
jwdesign336 6 months ago
Jolly good show ol chap! jolly good show..
LIQUIDST33L 6 months ago
he looks like he has spunk on his lip. I don't think a damsel was involved...
nbfatff 7 months ago
haha fine job.
chitown1966 7 months ago
i like that skinhead rob halford
fleischpudding 7 months ago
I feel compelled to ruffle his beard. It looks rather fluffy lol. Damn my inability to grow anything besides stubble.
CptKamikaze88 9 months ago
Gotta love the Irish!
ConfusedSponge 9 months ago
@ConfusedSponge He is scottish.
HazzaP123 9 months ago
@ConfusedSponge HaHa, sorry! My mistake ;-)
ConfusedSponge 9 months ago
thsts one weird smelling moustache wax
captainmarshmellow13 10 months ago
I'm gonna tie a damsel to a rail track while wearing a handlebar mustache.
GroundFootHeadCloud 10 months ago
Better WITH!!!
baldnbearded 10 months ago
Wicked
Nagneto 1 year ago
hey, it's one of those videos, ya kno, the ones with the yellow background
moooocat 1 year ago
LOve your accent....
cobolsaurus 1 year ago
Cant stop laughing.
LeviathanGirl 1 year ago
Ohh god i loved that smile at the end. It was perfect.
CommanderCrisp 1 year ago
pretty sure the accent is fake... pretty good tho
GEOdozer420 1 year ago
When you movin' back to Scotland?
srfc79 1 year ago
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
srfc79 1 year ago
That was a rather impressive beard for a man with a fake accent. >:)
JustA11en 1 year ago
Your growing hair in all the wrong places :P
zidanedart 1 year ago
Thats a balloon flying mustache right there
BooyakaBerger 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This video should be called, How to be Awesome!
ZombieDeathProof 1 year ago
Excellent! I give it 5 double rainbow 'staches up.
angal2 1 year ago
Can a moustache wax poetic?
absentmindedprof 1 year ago
Sir, I recommend that you sample my Gentleman's Stiffener - now available for the first time in over a century. One should always keep a stiff upper lip, regardless. What?!
CaptainFawcett 1 year ago
well done
5 handlebar stashes
marniespeaks 1 year ago
With moustache only you look like you should be piloting a zeppelin
AngryAussie 1 year ago 2
Oh my god, i want his beard... so fuckin' sick.
buttrash123 1 year ago
Thank you for shaving that beard off! the Moe's ok, but you looked better before!
jaryddxb 1 year ago
Wonderful.
steve19683 1 year ago
there's a white wall tack thing behind you, on the upper right, throughout most of the video. can't stop staring at it.
ketwarooYaasir 1 year ago
That is a helluva beard.
pzottolo 1 year ago
omg your accent is even hotter with a caterpillar on your lip.
MatxoMan 1 year ago
OMG i actually feel i has achieved somthing by having the 2nd top rated comment :D
MegaAndE 1 year ago
mario would be proud of you!
mrethanparker 1 year ago
and here i was thinking you were gonna WAX IT OFF...i was expecting some sort pain. i must be a terrible person.
alextheromanian 1 year ago 28
@alextheromanian no no no... i thought that as well, so youre not alone.
StikManJones 1 year ago
5 bombastic beards out of five!
edgeblackbelt 1 year ago
Oh thank heavens he's back!
BenedictWolfe 1 year ago
Fantastic! If it didn't take six months I might be tempted to try it. I've no patience.
Abubobbledo 1 year ago
Lookin sharp!
23Belligerent 1 year ago
Moose stash
BobTheBuilder294 1 year ago
Please tell us you're nay becoming a hipster!
geffel 1 year ago
happy to see a new comedy video from you man, seem few and far between lately
TheBiceAge 1 year ago
haha I'm so doing that...the ladies love it :p
arabianknight86 1 year ago
Smells of like parafinn, camferwax, junifer berrys, and the tears of weaping WWII widows sighing over the decline of the British empire.
CALLxOFxDUTYxFAN 1 year ago 3
Charles Trippy sent me here!
rishirocky111 1 year ago 6
good god... its.... BEAUTIFUL!
AMVoverlord 1 year ago 3
I thought it was for waxing the hair off of your face.
Freshbott2 1 year ago
So this is what he's been doing...
YamiadraDJ 1 year ago
That was... Absolutely amazing.
Tenakha 1 year ago 2
Mark, you rock!
mickey6688 1 year ago
so that's where you've been all this long...
growing all that facial hair ;D
MustardSpork 1 year ago 3
wtf all i see is green
dragonslayer015 1 year ago
epic beard
cmhfender 1 year ago
how long did it take you grow your beard out like that? It takes me forever
yardguy00 1 year ago
You Sir, have amazing facial hair. I am truly impressed.
kmophanourtney 1 year ago
awesome moustache. U look sexy
AidaSarai22 1 year ago
scottish or irish? hmmm...
DeadmanDXfan 1 year ago
@DeadmanDXfan scottish
TheLuciferSDevil 1 year ago
I give this video fiv... oh
TheDailyMonk 1 year ago
First!!
ccoollkkiidd 1 year ago
Ha
JoseMonkeys 1 year ago
I thought this meant waxing a mustache
Acoontey 1 year ago
lol i wish i had a mustache but it will be kinda wired for a high school student to have 1
MrShadowSpirit 1 year ago
YAY you're back!! I missed you sooooooooo much!! *hugs yellow wall*
Theprettything 1 year ago
YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE KEEPING THAT RICKIN' 'STACHE!
Phelan666 1 year ago
Fake facial hair or clever editing?
Sammerkona 1 year ago
Yay! Back to comedy videos!
IrrIsponsible 1 year ago
Anybody else creeped out by all the video game comments in this video?
PhyA52 1 year ago
*takes screen shot of grin at the end of video*
kevin9997 1 year ago
I thought he was gonna wax it, rip it off and scream in pain.....
samn100 1 year ago
This is fucking brilliant!
SamuelHorler 1 year ago
Jesus Mark, all the hair went from your head and out your chin.
DantehMan 1 year ago
DOUBLE RAINBOW!! ALL A CROSS HIS MOUSTACHE, WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAN!!!
FatvaTm 1 year ago
Damn thats some of the most respectable, impressive facial hair I've ever gazed upon :o
barahona125 1 year ago
are you from fable 3?
Sinius333 1 year ago
This is awesome.
GermanGangrel 1 year ago
SNICKER!
grannyvonng 1 year ago
CTFxC FTW!
DJjizzle2811 1 year ago
Charles Trippy would like this :) CTFxC FTW
forgotten2002 1 year ago 15
Pshh I've been doing this since I was 15.
RobbytheLion 1 year ago 3
HAHA I get it! How to WAX an existing moustache!! funny!:)
xoxGirlify 1 year ago
Oh my god! Double rainbow stache all the way across the face! It's so big and furry! *Cry* It's too much!
TheSirMagus 1 year ago
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xD I love this!
HybridHumanSquid 1 year ago
yes CTFxC did like it, thats why im here too lol
HarryandKermit 1 year ago
KEEP THE STACHE PLEASE! :D
jellehenk 1 year ago
did mr CTFxC like this video? lol or am i crazy?
HRVTD 1 year ago
@HRVTD You're right he did. He actually brought me here.
deedledo12 1 year ago
What ever happened to waxed mustaches, they look bad ass
Subderhenge 1 year ago
Double RAINBOW DUDE!
GAMA3000 1 year ago
how to wax a man out of a mustache
GAMA3000 1 year ago
MUH STASHHHHH
Strawberry1139 1 year ago
Finally a classic yellow wall video.
Icarus19911991 1 year ago
ctfxc!
jrcytc 1 year ago
Captain Price? :O
TheBobClub101 1 year ago 2
WHAT A CUNT
TheBarryviper 1 year ago
O.o
That's the most kickass beard I've ever seen.
LordLoco87 1 year ago
double rainbow...hehehe
njoinvisablegirl 1 year ago
my damzel keeps running away
wearblackclothes 1 year ago
Keep the badass stache man. It works
Dreamheal 1 year ago
dude... awesome
InnerSpaceTourist 1 year ago
at the end he looks like a faggot, but thats ok !
Bafomets 1 year ago
holy crap! grizzly man! I'm envious!
charlestrippy 1 year ago
No wonder it took you so long to upload another video of your face.
Relyt22 1 year ago
I like it better when your face matches your scalp :) hahah
BBZwassup 1 year ago
Keep the tache, Mark, it adds a lot of character to your otherwise Suspiciously Hairless head and face. Seriously, I do believe you're up to something with all that bald skin everywhere. No hair, no beard, I wouldnt be surprised if you shaved your eyebrows. Are you trying to gain an edge in the swimming pool? Are you a test dummy for a new underwater sports car? Are you a top secret prototype torpedo for the navy? If so, kudos on the human camouflage, it's very convincing... but not enough!
Etimos 1 year ago
302th viewer! :P
missfunnyhahahahaha 1 year ago 54
@missfunnyhahahahaha Numbers ending in 2 get the suffix nd, not th.
Etimos 1 year ago
@missfunnyhahahahaha IT'S 302ND NOT 302TH.
fwooblechna 1 year ago 3
@missfunnyhahahahaha 302nd viewer
iamstewiehearmeroar 1 year ago
@missfunnyhahahahaha So am i! we should date...
...that was funnier if you are a dude, now i just feel creepy...
bassmanco 1 year ago
@missfunnyhahahahaha 302th...
302TH?
Three-hundred-and-tooth viewer.
Yes.
AngelChick03 1 year ago
Awww :D accent
KnockingDownTables 1 year ago
i missed these videos
wcastle9110 1 year ago
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very nice. I'm jealous of you beard and mustache growing prowess.
LtSticky 1 year ago
very nice. I'm jealous of you beard and mustache growing prowess.
LtSticky 1 year ago
very nice. I'm jealous of you beard and mustache growing prowess.
LtSticky 1 year ago
a Snidely Whiplash look....he was good a tying damsels to tracks...
deffcat 1 year ago
Thanks!
I'll do it now, just for fun. =D
The principle problem I have with my moustache is that I smoke, so sometimes - quite often in fact - when I light a cig again I burn some hair, so it's never fully grown as the hair is always shorter in the middle because of burning =(
Do you know where to buy moustache wax?
Knr911 1 year ago
at the end he looks like captain price out of call of duty 4
MegaAndE 1 year ago 54
@MegaAndE Hahahahahaha, Captain Price, hahah
JoseMonkeys 1 year ago
@MegaAndE If only that game didn't suck.
dexluther 1 year ago
@MegaAndE that is 5 out of 5 big gung ho moustache
again, that is 5 out of 5 big gung ho moustache
cheers
sirzap 1 year ago
I had my moustache simonized.
absentmindedprof 1 year ago
@absentmindedprof RIP Billy Mays
GRNDSLMHTTR3 1 year ago
lol
now I know what to do!
faireset 1 year ago
i missed the yellow background( the wall), but most of all i miss the rants.
cheyamil 1 year ago 2
dreamy timeless - Mark Day
WHATTHEBUCKSHOW 1 year ago
@WHATTHEBUCKSHOW You should grow one :))
Klamepa 1 year ago
WIN WIN WIN! i wish i could "grow" a tashe so epic...
NamesEvad 1 year ago
Leave the British alone...you...SCOT
the7thwreck 1 year ago
@the7thwreck Scottish are british lol...
lolatmyaccounts 1 year ago
@lolatmyaccounts lol...I forgot that was a term that incuded them. tut, tut how wrong of me! The UK, British, English....who am I??
the7thwreck 1 year ago
nice fake mustache you grew
TheNews1990 1 year ago
You look positively dastardly.
CheezMonsterCrazy 1 year ago
0:30 Oh god, you look like Frankie Boyle a few months ago.
Is this real? It certainly looks real...
MattLoaf92 1 year ago
@MattLoaf92
sure is
sponjiraggae 1 year ago
Mark, please do not ever shave this beard. You like an amazing vik-- Oh damnit... You shaved it.
xxGinger1337 1 year ago