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  • I wonder wht this has 3 000 views!

  • don't worry i do.

  • LOLOLOL at 2:30 i bet no one but me knows what happened

  • and i thought i had it bad

  • hahahahaha! subbed for sure. 

  • So you basicly lost your virginity at 14?

  • aaahahahahaahh i lost 35,000 subsss ahahaha

  • You know after this I had to go jack off to some porn.

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  • I love this guy!

  • Funniest video I've watched in a long time

  • He reminds me of Richard bastian from Gta iv

  • fail lol

  • OMG XD

  • boss just going to hit that sub button just got to wait till i am done what i am doing ahhh there we go

  • You wear briefs? :P

  • This is so true! I like to say twice a day keeps load at bay! Haha

  • damn, and i thought i had a masturbation addiction. i guess i just don't know myself anymore :-/

  • This is too funny... Definitely subbing

  • BEAT YOUR FUCKING MEAT LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!

  • LOLOL, this was great:D

  • you legit gained a fucking great active sub :)

  • @SnipingInTheCold Well welcome! Hopefully you have thick skin and don't mind other peoples' opinions. I'm not a big fan of average sniping clans. I was an MW2 SnD tryhard, opposite side of the fence. lol

    Keep in mind if I ever say something about FaZe or trickshotting, I'm not attacking you personally. On that note, just in case you haven't seen it (because you might love it) /watch?v=FGMGQ9Imk1s

  • LOL

  • I watch all your vids :3 CuZ ii R KuL ! Interwebz been done last couple of days now catching up >.< !

    A wank a day keeps a surprise away

  • insane in the membraine ya dont say

  • Holy fuck what? @ 1:47 :p this is why i subbed to you in the first place. :P All the random noises. :D

  • 5:13 You do WHAT?!

  • I have a theory, the reason you get phisically and mentally fucked up kids is because your sperm is old, so jack it every day or so....to keep fresh juice stored.

  • I M LIKE BOT

  • Lmao sXe you're growing to literally be my favorite commentator :)

  • @BirdsDeagle Well you're enjoyment of my videos isn't the only thing growing...

    God damn it.

  • @ThesXeB34ST LMAO! I see what you did there, you're a very witty youtuber, not just hungry for the yummy moneyzzz

  • @BirdsDeagle Whatchu talkin bout? I gotsta feed my family, so like, fave and share!

  • @ThesXeB34ST I shall do so o.O but only because you asked nicely :)

  • @BirdsDeagle It was a money hungry Wings joke. >>

  • @ThesXeB34ST LOL!!! i love you. (no homo) (but kinda a little) (ok, yeah, homo.)

  • @ThesXeB34ST lololol Wings. xP

  • @ThesXeB34ST Lmao, Whiteboy came into my mind, not particularly by what you said but by the whole idea of him having sub bots and shit

  • @ThesXeB34ST Good thing you've got big hands....

  • My 3 closed accounts will be missed. . .

  • i think its nasty to do that even though its natural

  • @eragon12901 Are you gay?

    You find wanking nasty? Holy cow.

  • thanks for a gooder reason :D

  • ADVICE TAKEN! (I'm 15...)

  • Does anyone get acne when they beat it?

  • @NsrSince01 yes thats why you take a shower afterwards and wash downstairs

  • @Ded0099 acne on your face i mean

  • @NsrSince01 Makes no sense if you do

  • U HIGH

    

  • The public masturbation act

  • hahahhahahahahhahha, so FUCKING true !

  • i watch every video even when they suck :P

  • @KalebsRevenge Kaleb, are you implying I've made videos that suck?

  • @ThesXeB34ST heres been 1 or 2 but thats life cant please all of the people all of the time bro

  • All you guys complaining about this issue; get a girlfriend. :)

  • K ima go wank

  • I guess I am just too busy to work myself over more than twice a month O.o

  • You made it over 3 weeks without working out your 3rd leg?! What with all the hormones and shit at that age, I'm surprised you didn't explode into a cloud of wondrous, white, glistening semen.

  • "My right arm was like Popeye, but my left arm was like Starvin' Marvin..."

    Best quote of the new year.

  • "Jacked off in public?" Do that one! Tell THAT story!

    *Sits cross-legged while anxiously awaiting story-time*

  • Haha funny shit bro.......you need to post some more commentary lol

  • Definitely one of your stranger videos.

  • i watch every video <3

  • i jack off once every 3 days. gives my nuts a time to rest. :)

  • i have this addiction its hard to get rid of... :\

  • man you really have to start posting more commentary 

  • hahaha that was great

  • Lol

  • I lol'd at the title

  • 2:33 that guy got owned!

  • First thing: In school? Second thing: LOL that last part was hilarious!

  • I can't fap to this?!?!?!?!

  • gotta go do it

  • New life Motto 

  • I'm not against marijuana, I'm against using it as escapism, or similar reasons. I'v jacked off in class before.. cold day, wore a long jacket.. no one noticed.

  • i just got gold mp7 today :)

  • What were you on when you recorded this?

  • Are you colorblind?

  • im doin the 30 day challenge right after i go and whack off ;)

  • yet another amazing video from my favorite commentator!

  • was expecting this to end like saying too much masturbation is a bad thing but lol sXe beat that meat so funny XD

  • Lol

  • I'm 23 and married, and I'm still pulling on my rod, married sex sucks!!!

  • @DarknessessB11

    Lol you win!

  • But Jezus r watchin meh

  • Yo dude, that was fucking hilarious. And trust me, you dont have to tell "the young ones" to rock out with their cock out; we already do it 50 times a day forshiz!

  • i might have the same problem

  • Boxxy?

  • And I thought I was fucked up when it came to jerkin it...

  • my bin in my bedroom is full of tishues spunky tissues if i went 2 days with out jizzing i think i would just fuck the first girl i see masturbating is a good thing :)

  • That was the biggest laugh I've had in a while

  • i like all these comments lmfao

  • ntw... how did you go 4 weeks without smashing one out! DANG! that's a very ling time XD

  • im doing it right now .....

  • i feel that this commentary is too relevant to my life lol... not quite to your level XD but 14+ times a week minimum lol

  • BEAT THE FUCKING MEAT!!

  • how do you have so many stories

  • Epic commentary was Epic

  • god damn, i love your videos there funny as fuck.

  • 3 SUBS!!! WTF!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AAAAAH!!!!!

  • Did anyone see that kill a 2:30

  • before 300 club!

  • Beat that meat... Lol I love your videos bro!

  • I thought you smoked weed in the past.

  • @saveain marijuana is weed... 

  • Did you have acne when you beat it so much?

  • I fucking love your videos

  • BEATCH YO  MEEATTT

  • Lmao! She grabbed the tipped and I skeet..lmfaozz.

  • lol this made me giggle

  • The last time I caught you we were playing Doritos Crash Course with Arcos. So let me tell you what I have been doing today - fisting dough. True story. We shall play Xbox this weekend?

  • poor starvin marvin..

  • Already on it.

  • you sir, are a legend. 

  • i watched this vid 6 tims

  • Please tell me that his trophy system actually took him out at 2:30....

  • Boner achieved.

  • Momma said "careful boy, you could put an eye out with that thing"

  • pro dude! lol keep it up

  • I was one of those 3.. BUT I RESUBBED :D

  • You gotta do it like a couple times a week. To little = way to fast, To much = your never gonna finish :P

  • no posting for 4 days and now i see the video title "masturbation addiction" lol

  • @Ganokbcn There's a reason I haven't been posting. >_>

  • @ThesXeB34ST jumping of a stairs and ur balls hitting ur leg? and a hot chick is walking up the stairs

  • laughed*

  • Lol ''BEAT YOU MEAT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMARROW.'' i luaghed so hard :DDD

  • lol omg this is why i watch guy commentaries instead of girl ones.

  • I live by that motto.

  • Boney Mcgee loves you x) <3

  • I REMEMBER THIS GAME!

    And of course, you would choose one of the few games I suck ass...

  • @BurntRussianHD Thus why I posted this shit game, embarrassingly bad death and all.

  • hahaha

  • its funny cause i was just about to wack off!

  • @firetruckgowoot We're spunk buddies! <3

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  • @firetruckgowoot I'll one up you, I was wanking when I opened this video.

  • LOLZ

  • i find this video hard to masturbate to

  • Penis. just felt like saying this as a nice little comment in the first 10 maybe... Vagina too... make love to me tonight sxe

  • @TheyCallMeStan smartass

  • i love the fact he mentions 3 subscribers

  • umm im glad im not first lol

  • Entertaining video as always :D

  • Yes I was panda's 750th sub, all of you can thank me for the setup video :D

  • Woow! third comment XD

  • wat

  • First to comment, last to get laid.

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