once I was kissing a girl at a party, outside in the garden and I jizzed in my pants. I look like a fool in front of the girl, because I did not want to deliver and she didn't understand what had happened. while I recovered, I was talking about things without any sense to her. was so funny
i was walking around my town today and i saw a girl and i couldnt bare to talk to her and i kepted making faces at her but i didnt know why. . .yeahhhh i found out and i had to go to the bathroom to change pants
only real Fans Tyson ever had anyway are these U.K dickhead shit talking sons a Bitches that Live on youtube an tell everybody about there cawk sucking fantasay stupid funny daffy duck sounding talking motherfuckers there voices all sound like cartoon characters
I jizzed in my pants LIKE A BOSS!!! and then I threw them ON THE GROUND!!! and didn't look at the explosion and found a dick in a box because i just had sex.
i just noticed that half the comments on youtube is mainly "i used to be and adventurer like you then blah blah blah" or "blah blah blah arrow to the knee"
Make a paragraph explaining every song Ex- I just had sex with my dick in a box with my boom box playing like a boss so i got mad on a boat and threw it on the ground then did the creep with my friend Jack Sparrow and did cocain with scar face and i am a mother lover and if this gets highest rated comment i will jizz in my pants.
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I was on a boat (while listening to my boombox), and I was being a Motherlover in a 3 way, like a boss. Afterwards, I yelled out "i just had sex!", then jizzed in my pants so a guy gave me napkin , but i was all like "Maaaannnn, i dont need no napkin!", i took it and thew it on the ground!
23,312 dislikes? WTF ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING?!?!?!?
masterofre51v2 10 minutes ago
hee hee jizz in my pants hhahahahahhahaha (not really cuz im a girl://) RANDOM!!!!!hahaha uh...... :|
taylorsuppersexy123 3 hours ago
Glad to see that "...and I'm a Mormon" video is the featured vid next to this.
Shadillionaire 5 hours ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
i bet the grape made him jizz in his pants because hes the grapist
jdog22122 6 hours ago
I jizzed in my pants and I jizzed in my pants
jdog22122 6 hours ago
Is there anything that doesn't give this guy a boner.
Sabrinaissmarticle 6 hours ago
Is It Just Me Or the guy in 1:10 Iooks like Justin Timberlake O.o ?
DgafRaWr 6 hours ago
@DgafRaWr cause that is justin timberlake
clockwork611 6 hours ago
@DgafRaWr Haha it is! Thats random as hell(:
LoveTheTHC420 4 hours ago
@DgafRaWr yeah he was the janitor
trixterltd 2 hours ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
Andy Samberg is beautiful
BeautyKillax3 7 hours ago
jizz in my phants!
13evilmuffin 8 hours ago
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theRedRigs 8 hours ago
I want a Jizz In My Pants Pt. II... Andy Samburg, make it happen!
jmfchuckie 8 hours ago
why at 2:00 do i flash back to an eminem song? does it sound like one to anyone else?
JCashJRebel 8 hours ago
Someone needs to remix this and Like a Boss so it says "I jizzed in my boss"
Goblin720 9 hours ago
There's a beautiful girl that I know is so fine.
One snap of my fingers and I made her mine
Our bodies touched on the dance floor
Whispered in my ear she wanted more
And I Jizzed in my pants
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angrybird1980 9 hours ago
Hit 7, lmfao that face was funnny as hell xP
iSongzHD 10 hours ago
me just pausing while i go to the toilet
TheEmmyJB 10 hours ago
thumbs up if you jizzed ur pants watching this youtube video called jizzed in my pants
bgraham1973 10 hours ago 2
556,925 people are premature
iamaj 11 hours ago
once I was kissing a girl at a party, outside in the garden and I jizzed in my pants. I look like a fool in front of the girl, because I did not want to deliver and she didn't understand what had happened. while I recovered, I was talking about things without any sense to her. was so funny
12dwightsuperman 12 hours ago
Over one year later that I've heard this song and people are still making the stupid "That must have been one orgasmic grape" -_-
crusigala 12 hours ago 2
I jizzed in my pants just watching him jizz in his pants
ryguy2896 12 hours ago
@ryguy2896 Shut up
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How2dolife 13 hours ago
23,310 havent jizzed in there pants
MrSallynew 13 hours ago
@MrSallynew That doesn't even make sense!!
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angrybird1980 14 hours ago
I'ts been a long day!
denisenelson0 14 hours ago
This is a deep, and meaningful song.
denisenelson0 14 hours ago
this is a deep, and meaningful song.
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MyCodAcc 14 hours ago
he's jizzed twice in the same grocery,
perfectly normal? i don't think so XD
Ryuki600 14 hours ago
How can people hate this song! Even my strict religious Dad giggled at this!
sirprincy 15 hours ago 11
WTF ??????
MrBullman65 15 hours ago
I had a grape like that once....
cooperD1997 15 hours ago
who has a 6:34 alarm?
CrustyMuffinZ 16 hours ago
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MrKunki342 16 hours ago
WTF! is that meadow soprano working on the till?
CGW420 16 hours ago
1:59
kingen411 17 hours ago
This is te Horor Film ---> DJ is everywhere all the time.
DijakJumper 17 hours ago
can't help imitating their faces lol
JmanJblack 17 hours ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
lol the 23,308 jizzed in there pants wen they Listened to this song ^-^
Deathninjaize 18 hours ago 3
THUMS UP IF UR LISTENING IN 2012 :D
Zootycoonboy 18 hours ago 4
muito legal a musica
vitorline1 18 hours ago
This guy will jizz in his pants because he jizzed his pants.
OsmosisGnome 18 hours ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
1:51 . HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAH.
Mackenzieex94 18 hours ago
justin timberlake?!
TheRipleyDSouza 19 hours ago
@TheRipleyDSouza I saw it too but i'm not sure if it's Timberlake or not^^'
Hyrriuk 19 hours ago
1:50
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jjc1231000 19 hours ago
1:48 ... Best face I've seen in my life...
MidnightJDOC 20 hours ago
Best... Video... EVER!!!
J5e2r9e9m8y 20 hours ago
jorma is so hot... :-)
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angrybird1980 21 hours ago
aight...
lXlDutchylXl 21 hours ago
If my alarm was Taylor swift's voice in rape mode. I would jizz my pants
Giratina0911 22 hours ago
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abasf14687 22 hours ago 3
23,307people saw this song and jizzed in thier pants
tchcpuke 23 hours ago
i wont mind if andy jizzed in my pants... :p
deathzone12 23 hours ago in playlist Funny or ridiculous
damn...... that breeze must have rolled in like a boss!!!!
BatBreakr 23 hours ago 2
oh shit i jizzed in my pants
midalim1 1 day ago
I must try that grape
Denizen36 1 day ago in playlist Favorite videos
my dog jumped on me and i
jzzed in my pants
MultiWEREWOLF99 1 day ago
that i one orgasmic grape! wish i had one
paramorep 1 day ago in playlist Favorite videos
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0777767457 1 day ago 3
Why are they singing with (I think) English accents?
enigma19833 1 day ago
nice girl came walking by
said to me
"open your fly"
And i
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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ademonstar 1 day ago
everytime i listen to this i always JIZZ IN MY PANTS
TheDeathskull96 1 day ago
I WAS STANDIN' IN LINE TO THE SOUND OF THUNDER
THEN THE LUNCH LADY SAID
"HEY PUT IN YOU NUMBER"
AND I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
ringwurm2010 1 day ago 65
is that Justin Timberlake @1:10
TheMharieh23 1 day ago
i was walking around my town today and i saw a girl and i couldnt bare to talk to her and i kepted making faces at her but i didnt know why. . .yeahhhh i found out and i had to go to the bathroom to change pants
CHRlSHERRERA 1 day ago 2
Who makes those faces when they jizz in their pants?
vamfpyre 1 day ago
1:10 Justin Timberlake??
UaraKai 1 day ago
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only real Fans Tyson ever had anyway are these U.K dickhead shit talking sons a Bitches that Live on youtube an tell everybody about there cawk sucking fantasay stupid funny daffy duck sounding talking motherfuckers there voices all sound like cartoon characters
BustersTexas 1 day ago
1:10 Justin Timberlake?
atlas1314 1 day ago
@atlas1314 lol totally didnt see ur post
UaraKai 1 day ago
i woke up, and my room was a mess
there was glitter, gum, and a balled up dress
the guy next to me was a real good-looker
i pulled back the sheets, it was ashton kutcher!
so i
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
mizzdorkster 1 day ago 2
that must have been some grape!
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angrybird1980 1 day ago
drivin down the road in my sexy porche.
lookin like a boss showin off my horse.
girls act like they know me well
they need to visit hell
i told them about the gel then i
JIZZED IN MAH PANNNTS
it's not like i can't avoid it now
i was just wonderin how
all this shit nigga pass me a hit
BustaNize 1 day ago
Almost kissed Jenifer lopez but i jizzed in my pants
mildrey72 1 day ago
I jizzed in my pants LIKE A BOSS!!! and then I threw them ON THE GROUND!!! and didn't look at the explosion and found a dick in a box because i just had sex.
XepicmushroomcatsX 1 day ago 2
epic face epic face jizz in my pants
asilerable 1 day ago
awesome vid sooooooo funny
PencilLead1 1 day ago
I jizzed in my pants LIKE A BOSS,and then I threw them ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!
XepicmushroomcatsX 1 day ago
why would someone fuck around about jizzing in their pants, do it in a sexy bitch l0000000000000000l
dbow4life666 1 day ago
i just ate a grape.. and i JIZZED IN MY PANTSSS <33
dangitserica 1 day ago
i just noticed that half the comments on youtube is mainly "i used to be and adventurer like you then blah blah blah" or "blah blah blah arrow to the knee"
seferofe 1 day ago
I just listened to this song and I jizzed in my pants
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angrybird1980 1 day ago
chuck norris doent jizz his pants he water hoses
sfrtenm713 1 day ago
Meadow Soprano <3
DaSeAl07 1 day ago
Everytime i pee then i make that face when he jizzed in his pants
nVuSHuri 1 day ago
@nVuSHuri XD
dorjjodvo1992 1 day ago
I used to jizz in my pants like a boss but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Ottavio139 1 day ago
lolwut
softballchik589 1 day ago
i jizzed in my pants like a boss
mwood6976 1 day ago
I use to jizz in my pants, then I took an arrrow to the knee xD
Kiinnara 1 day ago
@Kiinnara i was about to post tht lol
2010sangreal 1 day ago
@Kiinnara I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I jizzed in my pants.
epsocool 1 day ago
hella funy
iluvmydog711 1 day ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
just notced justin timberlake is the mopper XD
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angrybird1980 1 day ago
23,306 people have never jizzed in their pants.
LILJames122 1 day ago
Best facial expression ever! 1:51
DillonTorner 1 day ago
The funniest thing about this video is their facial expressions when they...Uh...produce.
brian2189114 1 day ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
These actually are some great lyrics...
chelsgirl66 1 day ago in playlist More videos from thelonelyisland
I saw my hot teacher and I JIZZED IN MA PANTS
Lee0Samaa 1 day ago
last part sound like EMINEM
altayko07 1 day ago
@altayko07 It actually does!
BlanCatt95 1 day ago
LMFAO.
Mackenzieex94 1 day ago
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SgtxSound 1 day ago
2:00 Yeah , Everybody remembered Eminem
doudouforzacss 1 day ago
23.305 people thought that was the DOWNLOAD BUTTON haha
xikeety 1 day ago in playlist The Lonely Island
that must've been a pretty strong breeze...
randomdancing123456 1 day ago
If these lyrics are accurate and true, he must have smelled pretty nasty by the end of the day...
LimitlessWorld747 1 day ago
@LimitlessWorld747 jizz dosn't smell
GreenTeaLSD 1 day ago
@GreenTeaLSD ummm yes it does
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Gnesh5 1 day ago
if a dude actually made that face when he jizzed that would be such a turn off
Catluver7298 1 day ago
LOL
XxHawtMessxX 1 day ago
Meadow Soprano?!
operationNOBO 1 day ago
I used to be an adventurer, then I jizzed in my pants.
infusegales 1 day ago 79
what's a DJ doing out side in the rain?!
MaenAghazaleh 1 day ago
@MaenAghazaleh WHY IS THE ONE IN A GROCERY STORE?
MLGIroneagle11 1 day ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
@MLGIroneagle11 i dont know
B2dpeople 1 day ago
0:52 justin timberlake in background :D
MaenAghazaleh 1 day ago
Press 6 for orgasm face
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TheChadSpeaks 1 day ago
that must have been one hell of a grape...
Holligan878 1 day ago
i went to youtube to listen to this song
i heard my door go ding dong
i look out the window and see the shining of a diamond
i open the door and its the lonely island
so i
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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@blackguy247 i look out the window and see the shining of a diamond
i open the door and its STEVE
now that's something to jizz :D
fabiovfaria 1 day ago
I blame girls for being too pretty if I jizz in my pants cuz its only natural.
SuperGameseeker 1 day ago
jizz in yo pants bro ~! 8-------
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fabiovfaria 1 day ago
SPOLIER ALERT: Bruce Willis is death at the end of 6 sence!
NisoY2K 1 day ago
Jorma... nice name in finnish :DD
finnkissa27 1 day ago
wHo JiZzIz In ThErE pAnTs?
H44T1M 1 day ago
Cash Or Credit And I Jizzed In Pants
XBOXMONSTAH 1 day ago
Gr3at Song??
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angrybird1980 1 day ago
0:27 ''Bad breath' LOL
kikaching888 1 day ago 2
Must have been an awesome grape.
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SgtxSound 1 day ago
i love how justins in there! lol
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ProComedy05 1 day ago
i wanna jizz.....in my pants
tsslove12 1 day ago
Genius
Mangaka909 1 day ago
2:13 .. I love the face LOL
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jen5ny 2 days ago
23 303 are premature ...
TheReda47 2 days ago 9
2:00 voice sounds like EMINEM
J0mmOo 2 days ago 2
My heart stood still so did time and space!! hahaha
emalamisura 2 days ago
...open my window and a breeze falls in and then i JIZZ IN MY PANTS LOL
AAAAAAAARRGHH 2 days ago
u just eat a grape and i LOL
MrKorvigt 2 days ago
Who sets an alarm for 6:34? Such an odd number.
GRCrossfire 2 days ago 46
@GRCrossfire of all the random shit to notice in this video u single that out?!? wtf?! he jizzed cause of a cashier dammit!
dark1monarch 1 day ago
@GRCrossfire isn't it funny how you have 34 likes????
fuzzybeaver2021 1 day ago in playlist Music Videos from The Lonely Island
I dreamt they were cancelling most of the reality/talent shows and I jizzed in my pants.
whyfighttheday 2 days ago
They should see a doctor about that...
ButtonsAndPillows 2 days ago
stop it at 1:52 hahahhahaha
dillonmuhman 2 days ago
i like when he says jizzed in my pants
MrJwusty 2 days ago
I jizzed when i went to the grocery store too. ._.
imisBawesome 2 days ago
umm is it bad i know every word to this song? LIKE A BOSS
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I was on a boat (while listening to my boombox), and I was being a Motherlover in a 3 way, like a boss. Afterwards, I yelled out "i just had sex!", then jizzed in my pants so a guy gave me napkin , but i was all like "Maaaannnn, i dont need no napkin!", i took it and thew it on the ground!
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DanteBTV 2 days ago
just hit the replay button and i jizz in my pants
bunnysl1ayer 2 days ago 3
i love this song!!! <3
bananas7115 2 days ago
2:00 Through 2:16 is my favorite part
AsianDudeGamer 2 days ago
What about, came in my shorts?
123whatmeworry 2 days ago
The 1st girl looks like a dude ^.^
itzgameday 2 days ago
-?
b2chb2ch 2 days ago
i jizzed in my pants when i saw how many views there were?
b2chb2ch 2 days ago
i used to eat grapes then i took a jizzing to the pants
supermario863 2 days ago
I found the grapes :D they're in my pants ;)
topherman3 2 days ago