Best. Keyboard player. Ever

[TheAdolescentCynic]

Best? You've obviously never heard of Keith Emerson.

[tomyg2]

eh..

[Launcherux]

Bitch

[klinkerkk]

SEXIEST KBD PLAYER EVER, i'd say...but...best?... I mean... You know... Emerson... Manzarek... Lord... Wakeman... You?... Could Be... So... Yes, YOU WON... They don't even make me see their videos once and once again and keep my attention and... you know... I'd love to be your KBD!.

[ProudOrange]

:36 is by far the most entertaining section.

[saggenbendavis]

@ProudOrange

I dunno ... 1:27 is pretty goddamn great.

[MrShayneOneill]

For some reason while watching this my cat went inane and started rubbing up against the monitor and purring and batting at the screen. I think we've finally discovered what cat music sounds ike....and its not good.

[KeeepinItReal]

I bet she could play the hell out of a cock

[GmodRules111]

lolwut?

[NobodyLovesLikeUdo]

OMG



[instereovideos]

Lol, this is priceless. Sure, Jordan Rudess plays circles around this girl, but can he do it in a fishnet suit?

[Sm0k4bl3]

get back to the kitchen!

[dwwilly]

well, I must say that it is hard to play those little keys but the humpin thing gots to go! and those teeth! WOW

[clkvlk]

watch it mute, visually great performance;)

[Windermarin]

I love this, reminds me of the old school video game songs! Awesome.

[TheRajataudichiya]

looks like shes got piles

[Groonblatt]

I like the giant grapes. The opening chord makes me laugh!!

Hyper-cheesy splendour!!

[brooklynman]

holly fucking fuck. this must be some Eastern Block TV show. the cheese lights, she's straddling that thing, rocking it as it were a GIANT COCK. And that OUT FIT, SISTER PLEASE! I know HOOKERS that dress better than that!

[ZRE13]

Maybe if it didnt look like she was having an orgasm every three sexconds this video wouldnt b so bad

[RhinoThePenguin]

Is this a joke??

[passenger502]

its just a bunch of finger spazms on a keyboard

[gus66]

I love the Kitch style, most of all the balloons, say what?

[JEKAZOL]

She can stroke my ivory any day...

[JEKAZOL]

She can stroke my ivory anyday...

[JEKAZOL]

She can play with my bits

[TheAevar]

She´s a women! That´s why she can´t play.

[spacerat17]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I could write those two letters all day

[Thecrazydude1]

sounds like that time i threw a elect. keyboard down some stairs

[arthertoot]

This is the funniest piece of shit on youtube. Besides having a cats arse for a face, she looks like she is trying to take a dump half the time. Is this for real?

[gerrysmomma]

Update: So if it wasn't for your girlfriend, you'de be all over Jordan Rudess ass? Nice!

[vexedrex555]

what a joke. i could do that shit with my eyes closed and hold the instrument

[hejdidk]

common you fellows below, she at least gives music all she has. I think its great fun!

[hejdidk]

common you fellows below, she at least gives music all she has. I think its great fun

[plap111]

words cannot describe how much this song pisses me off

[ThePandaGun]

This song is very obnoxious. Not even an insult, this is just really irritating.

[AburameFifox]

O_o.

[dcarroll74]

One word sums this up, CRAP. Her playing style sounds like an accordeonist, that's where she should've stay. If she wanted to play keyboard, use one on a stand. If she wanted to use a keytar, use it as it was intended, free from stand, on the shoulder, and walking around, like a real AX player; hence the Roland name AX-1. Obviously she's never seen Jan Hammer, Rick Wakeman or even Stevie Wonder play it as it should be. Disgusted.

[Panwey29]

wtf? O.o

[sexiestgirlaround]

great

[bastatulant]

You have got to be kidding.....or maybe not.

[vaidotas86]

who need dildo then she has such big thing...

[Hintz6]

she's really good with her right hand...

[ElGranKrijherSrg]

wow amazing !!!

[agressor69]

5 stars!

[ozzydozzy]

yyaaak

[LeoNobles]

She's pretty and she can move four out of five digits on her right hand pretty fast in that one scale. I suspect she could do more. The BEST keyboard player I have found on You Tube so far is Nick Stubblefield doing an improv on "Incredible and Unique Keyboard Player." I'm still looking, though.

[tonylamosa3]

She's hot... But her solo Really Sucks.

[DeathMetalMikey]

Fake. women can only make sandwiches and sex. HAHA SEXISM!!!

[kevinm285]

Is this a Fruit Of The Loom comercial?

[kevinm285]

This would be way better if she were naked!!!!

[pavla0zepce]

omg...this sucks

[gerrysmomma]

Omg  you suck worse!

[gerrard8dg]

i dont think mom meant this when she enrolled her daughter for, quote, "piano lessons"..

[radinkins]

gee this sucks ha ha

[areolaman]

people take the title literally and think that best refers to her keyboard playing lol

[fusion07mp3]

I think the hot pants and the mesh really make it happen

[ppaul3]

She learned to play from her Gynecologist

[zephodx]

I don't know. I can't help it. I want to do her.

[hscorzo]

i love when she wraps her leg around the little keyboard.

[teetosh]

Those Accordian Lessons and Sewing classes have really Paid Off.

[ppaul3]

A most wonderful comment !!!!

[vettahead]

whay is she wiggling her finger for vibrato??? and shaking her...non existent boobies.... and shes bad...

[FunkyDigits]

@vettahead

The 'wiggling finger' she is using is activating something called aftertouch. She is actually making the vibrato happen by wiggling her fingers.

[AmaneSuganami]

I feel the keytar need a comeback...

[DrClamchop]

its called keytar

[RyanTF2]

jordan rudess could do that with his eyes closed and with both hands tied behind his back playing with his nose

[WaiLoungChan]

Jordan Rudess can't touch this.

[classicpower7]

@RyanTF2 hahahahahaha, one question: is he so HOT ?????

[gerrysmomma]

@RyanTF2 You can stick yours in Jordan Rudess's ass, I'll take the girl.

[RyanTF2]

@gerrysmomma this old lady? nice!

[gerrysmomma]

You doing Jordan Rudess ass? Nice!

[RyanTF2]

@gerrysmomma i think my girlfriend would be pretty upset dude. just because i think jordan rudess is an astounding keyboard player it means i want to fuck him? logic

[xXx123NutsxXx]

Borat! You will be my boyfriend!!!

[xXx123NutsxXx]

Well i'd honestly just give that title to Jordan Rudess.

[Geschlechtmann]

3:02 hahaha

[valstaccato]

Does anyone know her name? really cool!

[valstaccato]

wow! sexy attitude, great =)

[Pollificio]

lol

[spyrogalaktiko]

hahahahaha....  the two idiots down that didnt like the women and didnt know of music.

[udleveret]

It doesn't sound good!

[spyrogalaktiko]

¿cómo se llama? quiero más de ella.

[spyrogalaktiko]

wow.

[yournotjohn]

Fuck Dream Theatre!

[capitanaki]

le hago la fiesta!!! ... somebody know her name?

[Cipher81]

haha ahora que miro bien, yo tambien :P

[wowxialdin]

fucking hell i can do this u call this best ever might sound better if you use 2 hands tard!!!

[Fortthing4]

Shes good, but not great, she looks good, but not hot, it mightve been better if she wasnt trying to fuck it while she was playing it

[lkove]

not horrible but not that great lol

[lovedragonforce92]

not baad she's good not too good but good enough but something is sure she's sexy lol

[Inkawgneegrow]

she's not bad... but she's not that great... it'd be a lot easier to watch if she were a lil cuter... and holding the notes for like an hour would be a lot more impressive if this were say... a guitar... or a woodwind (or brass)... but i don't even play keyboard and i'm sure i could pluck this out in about 5 min...

[fuckslipknot21]

that is crap

[austin1o5]

dude shes not even close to being the best kryboardist ever look at janna warman, dream theaters keyboardist

[GreenishGoblin]

Precisely, chek out Jordan Rudess before you call this the "best".

[pablogic]

KICK ASS!

[kekenalii]

omfg

shes gonna bust a nut

[ImmortalKenny]

...bust an ovary.

[Livert79]

Lemme guess: Poland?

[Dasstin]

She looks rather like a norwegian...

[PowerDarkMetal]

She really feels the song XD

[chickencordonbleu]

with that face? Hell yeah

[gringo1]

I think who ever posted this made a typo error and should have said Best keyboard player n-ever

[LayconBG]

Sonata Arctica-Revontuled...watch that

[akiba993]

yuk...LOL

[kaiserxdd]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[danielsylvain]

Bravo, nicely done

[Winonasalibi]

BEST?!?!? are you HIGH?!

Sexy maybe...but Geez dude, where to start.

Keith Emerson - Jan Hammer - Rick Wakeman - Steve Walsh - Jon Lord - Tony Banks...

just to name half a dozen!

[WritherInSilence]

Vangelis.

[oliasdoug]

Let's not forget the best of them all:

CHICK COREA.

[ESPplayer69]

what a joke, I saw that just after a vid of Mikko Harkin...

[blindguard123]

me 2 -.-

[DoomedVampireD]

Yeah me too. He blows her out of the water.

[Leibo07]

pile of shit.

Ligeti rules

[chickypickyyeah]

jordan rudess is the fuckin BEST!!!!!

[fingerboy18]

Yep.

[MaxSynths]

Yes but he play always the same thing LOL :)

[ganimedes91]

YO SE LA METO ALA TECLISTA!

[TheAnarchrist]

This is totally ridiculous. I laughed a lot, though I wish I was on Acid during the video...

[gowiththeflow198]

omfg you never rip on keytar you incompetent lowly dog!

[Moufisto]

ever heard of taking of caps lock?

[SixDayWar67]

eVER HEAR OF kEITH eMERSON ???????

[Hintz6]

I'd hit it

[Levsomslav]

Pretty impressing of her to manage to create a vibrato with her left hand ;)

[KynosaurTheMighty]

This video makes me think twice about wanting a keytar so badly... :s

[TreeDonkey992]

lol, i love this. looks like she needs to do a poo through the whole song though..

[Skwigelf100]

LOLZ

[thesavebear]

This sounds just like the sunther Sleschti would need, freeky, helt jävla mongo solo, och så jävla bra!

[kingof92]

mongosolo ftw!

[oshin1987]

She is not the best keyboard player she is playing not so hard things.go and watch Jordan Rudess then youll see shes not even comparable...

[Levsomslav]

I think that you missed to see the irony in the title. :)

[dncviorel]

Nice dress...hooker's net

[NicoMetalKeys]

WTF!!!!!

x10000000000000000000

[CROmetal]

damn hot...

[thelmofr]

This the keyboard player from Borat's song "You Be My Wife" which is pretty funny. The video has her in it...

[byad]

I can't believe i watched the whole thing LOL this is messed up

[afertyus1000]

well if you're a geezer i don't blame you, i was gorrrrrrgeous

[LucJP]

best keyboard player...ever....what a fucking joke retard

[asssda2]

lol nice playing...and she isnt ugly or anything, it's just she makes some funny expressions.

[chickylittle]

what the fuckkkkkkkk

[AntUK]

wat

[wahhappenn]

HAHAHA!! why am i watching this!! look at 1:28 when she starts rockin out :P

[CleverDjembe]

Anybody have midi, sheet or transcription for this whole thing or at least the cool parts?

[rodcrippler]

shes got a killer body, but something on her smiles makes me laugh

[viktor0590]

wtf

[daverich2]

um- that's just weird.

[Dizkneelande]

rofl

[drobviously]

That's some keyboard. I counted at least 6 orgasms.

[chinobass73]

lol...wtf//

[cowslayer15]

wow that was annoying, try Rick Wakeman for a real keyboardist.

[BestofCars]

She can play with my organ anytime!!!

[Dazsturbed]

Isn't that one of the cheeky girls

[marcos21guerra]

stupit

[maxi26bsas]

are you sirious?

[WaterBoi1991]

that bitch can maybe play.. but she is SO NOT HOT like geez.. someone put a bag on her face seriously... i closed the window. thats how much she fuckin grossed me out.

[sagnbaby]

i think shes so fucking hot!!!

[caroll12]

SHEE IT PERFECT

[laskfarvortok1]

condoleezza rice's senior recital

[StupidQuestionZ]

shes a noob

[phronesys]

she's not the best keyboard player at all xd she plays OK but just that..

[witheredfairy]

she is not sexy at all haha but she's good with her keyboard

[antibutthead]

thts gross.

[Kyris89]

omg look at her she is a great talent. I mean look at her she can fuck you , suck you and also give you a handjob all at the same time. THIS IS FANTASTIC HAHAHAHA lol.

[Jusseppe]

Assuming you have 3 dicks.

[Kyris89]

lol hahaha yeah that was nice hahahah

[mattkirkhamm]

that is crap lol

[mikester259]

thats funny....buy children of bodoms keyboarder is best

[phronesys]

na'

[BrotherWar]

Horniest looking retard ever. Er.. I mean keyboardist..

[ferrariModenas]

I wonder if she is using her vibrator like that!!

[udolamenti]

Guys, anybody out there could tell me where did ya find this "keybord" player) I'd like to find out something else about her...Seriosly.

Thanks to all

[VanillaVendetta]

fuking retard ....

[gionnibbello]

Hey Mike! Change Rudess for her!!!

[Revontulet2]

Haha... Im sure I won't see the difference...

Rudess is not really better than others keyboard players as Mikko Harkin, Kevin Moore or Jens Johansson.

[carlosebarba]

haha she looks like a retard i would fuck

[danielmesarosiu]

damn she's hot