Diary Of A Mad Black Woman - Involuntary man slaughter

[TheLilmamasothick]

cooKING and cleanTING and having sex with him when he wanted to...was it good?!?

No

MAJOR DEDUCTION

[star37314]

I LOVE HOW SHE TYPES RANDOM #'S

[twigagawizard]

MAJOR DEDUCTION

[143SwaggMb]

My girl takes out a calculator to c how much money he owes her and she didnt even type in properly!! thts tooo funni!!!

[tjdempsey10]

I oughta Punh you in da face!

[SezRanz]

HAHAHAHAHA THE FACE!!!!! HAAAAAAAHAHA 1:29

[StopCooningCampaign]

Tyler Perry: Lord of the Coons

[pirate01girl93]

this needs a part 2 xP

[Nikirdh24]

I love Tyler perry he is brilliant such a funny ass movie

[Wiman445]

@Nikirdh24 his productions are funny as hell but there is always at least one person in each production that acts like a complete ass to be straightend out by madea its funny but those said person(s) irratate me

[kokumusicismylove]

i'll punch you in the face...hahaah x

[simfan923]

Madea: was it good?

Helen: no

Madea: major deduction

[AyooMckail]

lol, re nup. haha

[carrierocksmyworld1]

Which one is it gonna be? HAHHAH!!!!!

[bongsndw]

who house? lol mad Madea mad

[shmageheeberry]

RENUP!

[CliquesSuck101]

Helen: "And I didn't tell you that he hit me!"

Madea: *looks up and gasps..."ooooohoohoohoohoohoo!­" *types ferociously

MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD

[jamie92rcc]

@A1well1known1savage Tyler said in an interview that they had grandma's in his time like Madea

[PrincessKarrah]

she should have gone with Involuntary man slaughter that way she would have gotten it all

[TeamKareem]

How old is Madea if she has a granddaughter who's been married for 18 years?

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

"Major deduction" <-- LOOOOOOOOOL

[bellahalloween12]

:D

[deenalyons02]

Yes,,, The BEST of the BEST movie.. we need to do what MADEA did to get this MF strait....

[sparkle5641]

HAHAHA MADEA IS FUNNY

[sexydragon08]

Lmaooo involuntary man slaughter xD

[DorkHX]

I SAY COME ON!

[maniilovex3]

cooking, CLEANTING...!

[NickiMinajTheBEST]

ill cut you in the face!!

[xXiBoaXx]

@NickiMinajTheBEST She says I oughta hit you in the face, (:

[sugarbear941]

I SAYY COME ON!! i love how madea duznt care whether they dont want to or not, she still make them do what theyy need ta do:)

[nicole9ish]

dang!,,,she's gonna break the thing..

[SalaMENCE3]

1:32 Her face... lmfao. I love her face... xD

[jsnevels2]

After Helen say he hit me. She looks at madea like Damn.

[KenanMiami]

Look at her face @ 1:30 hahahhahahah LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[shaneshane316]

diary of a mad black transvestite tyler just loves suckin dick , lil ho

[Dayna154]

Madea( "Havin sex wit him when he wanted was it gud?")

Helen( "No.")

Madea(" Major deduction") (:LOL

[NRNY]

good movie

[metalixmillenium15]

-Did I tell you that he hit me?

- Ohoohooh. (Goes at the calculator like a rabid lion)

[RockinWithTheMonkeys]

Madea is the shit!!!!! I would love to have her in my family :)

[user9o777laont]

sixty-four billion,two hundred- eighty three million, nine hundred seventy-four trillion, five thousand and 20 dollars and...eighty- two cents. HAHAHAHAHA! LOL :D i will always remember MADEA SIMMONS!

[sweetestgirl9114ever]

@user9o777laont lol lol lol lol tttttttooooo funny!!!!!

[ilovejerseyshore101]

cleanting

[Cinqmil]

worst comedy I ever saw

[xcolleenxmariex]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO madeas face the entire time shes doing the calculator! rofl!

[IsisGoldAnkh]

cooking and cleanting loooool 

[vEGeTa001x]

girl that man owe yhuu 64 billion 283 million 974 trillion 5000 and 20.. dollars and eight..y two cents.. and you needa get yo money!!!

[coolchicnfriends]

LOL @ Madea's boobs.

[123balletstar]

lol :)

[bornblond9gb]

Don't we all wish we had a Madea in our corner...this is my real life story 20 yrs ago and not just mine but so many others who have taken this difficult path as well....thank you Tyler Perry for bringing our story to the big screen!

[Summerluver100]

Madea: girl that man owe you 64billion283million974trillion­5thounsand..and...20 dollers..and 82..cents..AND YOU NEEED TO GET YO MONEY!

Helen: thatll nvr happen..

Madea: you wanna BET that it CAN happen 1 of 2 ways honey.

LMAOAOAOAOAOA

[MegaRoyalboy]

thansk for the blog. george 

[raerae123666]

and eight ..tee two cents..

[ihartahater16]

Madea: you bein cooking and cleanting havin sex when he wanted....was It good?

Helen:no

Madea: major deduction

Lolz she is so funny

[awerich]

Ohhh, GURRLLLL!!!

[mycami2]

well lets see how much he ows ya!

lets see cooking.....cleanting........

Helen: did i tell ya he hit me?

Madea:WHOOOOHHOOOOOOO

[ioogleful]

thaz some calculating she did there lol

[Amoraklin2]

Tyler Perry is honest about one thing. Black people are anything but human.

[itsmeitsmeify]

@Amoraklin2 excuse me?



[NicolaWriter]

@itsmeitsmeify

Don't feed the troll. It just wants to start something.

[MrMilhouse23]

@Amoraklin2 You are a peice of shit!!! Go suck your moma!!!

[beautyquenn101]

@Amoraklin2

Your logic is really dumbass.

[MrJustin23dawg]

At least give the girl 25,000 dollars i mean 18 loyal years

[MrJustin23dawg]

1:29 to 1:31 madeas face Lmfao

[cdgrnr]

I oughta punch u n the face

[jsnevels2]

@ 1:37 Damn!!!

[bubblydiva4]

she said i know i whoop your oss funnny lol i love this movie

[HonestMom]

Fuck I love it when she brings the calculator out.

[nishaboo2017]

u wanna bet it can happen 1 or 2 ways honey u can get it form his checking accont voluntarly or his insurence policy involuntary man slauhter which one its gonna be

[KittySnowball]

that movie is a Gag =)

[fruitypebbles663]

They are playing all tyler perry movies on tv right now is why did i get married 2

[xaruiz]

I love that Helen seems to genuinely want to know how much he owes her despite how frivolously Medea is working the calculator.

[saraseibert]

I cant breath!!! Here's to all u gold diggers "you get nothin bitch" get a job, get a life! You take the value away from marriage, it's us real woman that deserve your man!! Don't be mad when he leaves the room to call me hahahaha!!! This woman was abused all while working her ass off! Nicole, Rhonda, the list goes on! You better check yourself befor you wreck yourself! And for the abuser " ya come walkin over here, ya go LIMPIN back pussy!"

[skinsfanist]

1:30 Madea- ooooooooooooaaaooOO!!!!!

[CookieMonster5542]

@skinsfanist i love datt part!

[sassy741321]

the lady is soo pretty :)

[nyuurocks]

Btw, if Charles made her sign a pre-nup when they had nothing, did he plan to cheat on her even then?

[nyuurocks]

This one was the best one. the sequels kinda felt like repeats of the one before.

[ClythiaMystica]

wait did the wife ever get paid for the 18 years of marriage? i havent watched the movie in a while

[nyuurocks]

@ClythiaMystica Nope. She leaves him all the money, saying that it "corrupted him". I agree with this sentiment. Now, Helen(the wife) almost gets back together with Charles(the husband), but she ends up marrying Orlando(the man who carries her stuff out of the house) instead :D

[FDR1945]

Girl, that man owe you 64 billion, 283 million, 974 trillion, 5 thousand... and 20... dollars and eighty.. two cents.

[gregg227]

I signed a pre nup What the hell you sign a prenup i ought punch you in the face. what you doing signing a renup

[ForeverYoung1190]

What the hell you sign a prenup I outta punch you in the face!!!!

[premadonna17]

1:30 LOOK AT HER FACE XDDD

[Trudy1able]

@premadonna17 that part was hella funni lol

[xaruiz]

Everyone needs someone like Medea in their lives. There'd be a whole lot less of stupid runnin' around with their pants down.

[QilinRider21]

@xaruiz

yeah hell yeah

[cyclps]

She can work a calculator :LL

[TheSkiesDye]

What the hell you sign a pre-nup-I oughtta punch you in the face! Who the hell told you to sign I reen-up?!

Gets me every time lol.

[46Rodman]

LOL!

[hollandberry]

this scene epitomizes everything that is madea :)

[sqiudward487]

who the hell told you sign a re up i all punch in the face who the hell told you sign a re up? that she rite there was halarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxSLiNk3exX]

This Calculater Part Is My Favorite!!!

[KingOfRockX]

What would we do without Medea?

[toyu17]

N U WONDER THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS FUCK UPT.CUZ OF MOVIES LIKE THIS SHIT.

[HurricaneRider20]

@toyu17 relly? yur blaming movies like this. no the black communtiy is fucked up cuz most black ppl sucumb to the prejudices tht white ppl set 4 them. its movies like this tht help black ppl become better things

[sujags06]

@toyu17 Um no, the community is fucked up because folks want to hurt others and expect shit not happen to them. Charles is wrong 4 how he did Helen in this movie. Do unto others as you would want others to do unto you.

[SebiAndHeb]

Madea: Girl that man owe you, 64billion 283million 974trillion 5thousand and 20dollars and 8....tee 2 cents LOL she got that ALL wrong!!

[Splodarine]

WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU TO SIGN A RE NUP

[mswilWonka]

did i mention that he hit me... 0-0 oh wah ?! click click clicking ... ohh hoo hoo hoo hoo

....................

girl that man owe you seventy four billion two hundred an' eighty three million nine hundred an' seventy four trillion five dollars and 20 dollars and eighty ..two cents...

best part of the whole movie!

[PierceMyPenis]

Niggras sure love dressing up like women.

[maybeyourtheonexxx3]

TYLER PERRY IS GAAAAYYYY



[goalyssago]

HAHAHAHA MADEA! 1:30

[jedimaster1326]

There needs to be a movie with Madea in every scene!

[DillywhompsMage]

I watch this movie ... ALOT... And have been watchin it for yrs.. Still don't understand how she came up with these prices ahahaha..

Cooking.. Clean-TING..

Now that man owes you 64 bil, 383 mil, blah blah trillion.. lol

[GothicxAngelxHinata]

i think if the calculator could talk it would be crying right about now XD

[KucciolaKawaii]

"you can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or insurance policy involuntary manslaughter which is gonna be?"

[pubqwert14]

he hit me

(madea)wooooooooohooooooooo

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

64 billion, 283 million, 974 trillion, 5 thousand, and 20 dollars and 82 cents. Damn.

[bohelia]

@xXBlushingBeautyXx lmfaooooooooo!!

[lollipopfop]

Cooking and cleaning her own house isn't exactly worth too much. The message here is funny, but its not right. The whole idea that people are entitled to things they haven't earned is getting a bit too credit. Thats why our country is in so much trouble. You want money, get a job and earn it yourself.

[PrincessKarrah]

I went Meada to be my Grandma

[tracer740]

@1: 28 I nearly shit a brick!!! Check Medea reaction... rofl.

[dalonashley]

"Cooking, Clinting" Lmao!

[scentlessapprentice4]

Rofl! I oughta punch you in the face! Hahahaha

[susiecollins1959]

Yougive them, sex, maid service, kiss ass and you get nothing.  Punch in the face. Not love.

[Elswick6]

girl dat man owe you 64 billion, 283 million 974 trillion 5 thousand and 20 dollas and 8..2 cents!!! hahaha

[jeniiferrx3]

indeed, hahahaha

[Kuramalova]

lol this movie is one of my all time faves. My friend and I spend lunchtime quoting it. I love how Madea just keeps punching numbers into the calc lol

[adhdready]

I LoVe MaDeA!!!!XOXOXO

[smotpoker007]

I OUGHTA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

[devsharus]

T TY TYL TYLE TYLER TYLER P TYLER PE TYLER PER TYLER PERR TYLER PERRY I Soooooooooooooooooo LOVE TYLER PERRY

[punkyxoxgirl]

1:28

[likitty20]

I didn't tell you that he hit me.

Madea: O_O WHOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO XD

[loveashley213]

"...clean-ting" rofl

[gamer3425]

I didn't tell you that he hit me.

Madea: O_O WHOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO

[estupido7490]

Madea: ...Having sex with him when he wanted, was it good?

Helen: No.

Madea: Major deduction.

I love Madea. She is the best. Diary of a Mad Black Woman is the best out of all Tyler Perry's movies.

[KucciolaKawaii]

@estupido7490 LMAO "major deduction"!!

[Kyleiah]

your  nasty so STOP BEING NASTY

[SupernaturalBabe101]

clean ting! lol!!!

[MaDameIndependent]

cooking, cleanting lolll hahahha madea u crazy, wish u were ma granny hihi

[dcnukka1]

what the hell you signed a prenup i oughta punch you in the face lmfao

[sexpistols015]

omg i luv u madea please be my grandma

[courtneysweeney16]

bout watch this :L:L ! xx

[manateegrlcellie725]

This never gets old XD Tyler Perry is a GENIOUS! I've gotta watch this movie again some time soon

[Leianess]

I outta punch you in the face.... LMAO!

[puppieluv2345]

i didnt mention he hit me(madea) whoo hoo hoo

[AlexandaDaGrate]

cooking, cleanting, and had sex with him when ya wanted, was it good? =)

[pinkglum]

lolz :)

[reginablablabla]

"Who the hell told you to sign a renup!?"

Ahahaha! That always get's me! :)

[kyle13ish]

madea rules

[blackindian81]

Ohhhhhh that make me mad girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell you signed a prenup I oughta punch you in the face!!!!!!!!! Who the hell told you to sign a REnup!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[HrseGrl]

1:29 LMFAOOO HAHAH

[NintendogTrainer]

LMAO <3

[Smootii]

I've just seen the new movie, "Why did I get married" with Janet Jackson :D Totally love his work :D

[casanovaluver]

i like how he wanted to know she was there for love...

[casanovaluver]

sex when he wanted... was it good?

no

major deduction

no joke... i was gonna believe her, but then she said trillion after million

[Victorian9322]

what did she mean by the deduction?

[casanovaluver]

she means that he has to pay more. a deduction usually means that they're taking some out

[Misskhanoomi]

Gurl dat man owes u 64 billion 283 million 974 trillion 75 thousand.....20 dollars and 82 cents!! now u need to get yo money!!...haha

[lolalolagirl777]

Who the hell told you to sign a "renup" LOL

[ipoduser333]

"cooking, clean- ting"

[xC0caColax]

her apron does come off and on xD

[Martina85]

LOVE IT!!!

[P5280J]

notice how Madea's apron is off and on again

[PunkRocker327]

Major deduction (=

[stnlymrm9]

i love this

[dormc81]

MAJOR deduction!!

[klk1900]

tyler perry does good playing madea, joe, and brian

[miikii0these]

i love madea man she da man

[lexi9581]

HIT HIM WITH SOME HOT GRITS

[lefrance4eva]

i watched this movie so many times..

[Beyonceismine21]

me 2

[dizzyisme]

AHAHAHA i was watching this movie today with my friend, every time madea comes on and says some random shit we cant stop laughing! "who house?!" ahahaha

[tahliafied]

hahaha

i shoulda punch you in the face! why the hell you sign a renup?! hahahaha

[boardwalkbullet91507]

thats funny madea was gonna shoot him and he gets shot at the end of the movie

[rayseakan10]

girl im gonna punch you in the face!

[YaoiLuver1001]

'gurl, dat man owe you sixty four billion, two hundred eighty three million, nine hundred seventy four trillion, five thousand, and twenty dollars and eighty two cents. and you need to git yo money!'

xD Madea's the best!

[gcgal11]

ROFLMAO!!!