Ellen Degeneres-TheBeginning-Part 3

[funster3079]

I -3 ellen

[TexasHoldEmGurl]

Is that Gillian Anderson at 2:21 or is it just me?

[charminggirl87]

@TexasHoldEmGurl I spotted that, I think it is!

[CadyKayy]

i want to know who the 34 people that disliked this are...

[KittyMiryoku]

@CadyKayy

"The Wrong Kind of People" dislike this.

[20Midz]

@CadyKayy Totally agree

[sakurastar55]

silence is golden but duct tape silver

[leilani4real]

This ellen is much funner than now ellen :)

[gablison]

@leilani4real

yeah i agree! but here she's more free and uncensored to do whatever! on her show she's more restricted with what she can do or say! so that changes her material and comedy! but i still love both!:)

[thenicolcervantes]

"I just catch the word leotard and then I'm like wat the fuck" that was an epic Ellen moment XD

[textred13]

help...what did she mean by "the wrong kind of people"?

[keleic]

@textred13 i'm guessing its her way of firing back at the haters who've been giving her crap cause she came out ;)

[Crysilia]

... Leotards... Wt th fck

[ariizonadancers]

*FLICKS OFF NUN* DROP IT LIKE A BAD HABIT!

[mschloekitty]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... ELLEN, your so funny! I love you. Ellen!!!!:)

[ipodloverinCA]

This is the first time I heard ellen say fuck 😨

[redlilly101]

If people took the time to listen to them selfes the world would be such a quiet place.(:

[Killer13nv]

Ellen the four letter word????? wow tats ta first!!!

[boom7576]

i catch the word leotard and i'm like what the fuck.

[InFlameProductions]

I know i have add or the exact same reason.

[OCswimKim3]

Dear Ellen, I don't care if you listen to me when I'm talking as long as you are as funny as you are here then we can be BFFs.

[reginaspektorfan45]

ppl are too rude and stupid

[reginaspektorfan45]

wow thats gillian anderson at 2:22

[ethanWW1]

am i the only one who noticed the middle finger from 6:59 to 7:01 ??

[CLASSICxFILMxROMANCE]

is that Gillian Anderson at 2:22?!?!

[CigaretteSmokingMann]

@CLASSICxFILMxROMANCE OMG!!! you r right!! haha! i love gillian, she's ellen's friend!

[Catlver1]

I love her serious face

[anna35474]

i just catch the word leotard and im like wtf??? and im back ahahahaha

[HugrunL95]

These 32 people that disliked this were gonna push like but then they hear Ellen say: "fu*k" and they got so scared and accidently pushed dislike!

[NaruJen55]

When she said 'not too long ago' it just reminds me of when Dory says 'yeah, he passed by not too long ago!'

[liridonaable]

amazing..haha so hilarious...

[Silvanfan]

32 people are the wrong kind of people :D

[heyDORKitsKAT]

Gloria Estefan's CD just came out at Target and when I saw the AD, I automatically thought of Ellen.

[MoonMegami95]

every single time she said 'silence' I thought about doctor who xP

[21Midnight]

"and back to the loving place...."

[Catlver1]

Her facial expressions @ 1:00 Scares me

[contact1araya]

she is such a liar.........silence is golden?............dude you havent shut your yap since 2002

[helloimsarah100]

@contact1araya You are obviously are the liar. I CANNOT believe your comment. How can you say that?!?! Ellen is amazing. But you obviously dont know a good person when you see one. Silence is golden!!!!! Maybe you haven't shut You're trap since 2002!!!!!!

[mallarefamily709]

Lol at Ellens face when she said "what the f***" XD

[saramartins95]

the part on the beggining - not being focused on the conversation on then be back- happens to me all the time. especially in school...

[justinlovespastry]

Lol last second (btw next part is gold)

[Charapova100]

i couldnt stop laughing at 6.29 XDDDDD

[jeny242lyfe]

Love thiss

I feel stupid for saying this but I dont get the rhum joke...

[sweetheart511111]

i'm 16 but the point is i've never had dairy!

[blackberryrose919]

"Oh, I'm sorry, I've already started writing it. I can't stop."

"Okay, well, I would like to not hit you, but my fist is already in the air!"

Lol. <3

[chadxgore22]

Wow, ellen has changed a lot! haha She's quit smoking, shes a vegan, and she apparently got a lot less hateful. =P I mean I know shes joking here, it was just weird to see ellen say fuck and flip the camera off haha.

[RuthieJey]

@chadxgore22

I agree, but she is a lot more famous now than she was when she did this!

[LionBoy316]

i see the majestic mosquito and then i just you know.. killed it then went back to my loving faith xDD

lolz ellen.

[codykingo]

"Drop it like a bad habit!"

[TheBlueninjaranger]

"leotard" "what the fuck" and im back

[MrTreylynch]

Ans now she is a vegan

[kevingames08]

Ive never heard ellen say f*ck..... :P i love her so much :)

[pumainthebrush1]

@kevingames08 watch part 3 between 30-40 seconds she says it. But other than that she is one of the greatest "clean" comedians of all time

[ElenaTheMonster]

@kevingames08 I know right? It took me off guard momentarily. XD

[kar88lina]

"the world is overpopulated with the wrong kind of people."

[98izzie]

silence is golden duct tape is silver XD

[kcbecauseofu]

"are you gonna debate me on this?" lol!!

[KOMIENSIMMIE]

at 0:31 did she say the f word?

[jackiecane91]

is that Gillian Anderson at 2:21?

[OopsMyPussy]

HAHAHA I was kidding

[buca100]

Luv u Ellen!!!!!

[1BubblesPPG]

i love how she hates people talking and yet she is the host of a TALK show! love u ellen ur effin awesome

[FreakedOutGeek]

I wonder if she ever thinks 'Shut up... Blah blah blah' about her guests on the show now? :L

[MaddieErrington]

Woo this was uploaded on my birthday :)

[OopsMyPussy]

@MaddieErrington WOW!!!!!! You're only four years old?

[MaddieErrington]

@OopsMyPussy WOW!!!! Are you really that stupid?

[wingdroid]

haha "and back to the loving place"

[krystlerita]

When she goes "You gonna debate me on this?!" she sounds so much like Dory

[anglefire101]

@krystlerita she is dory......she played the voice for dory

[krystlerita]

@anglefire101 No no I already knew that hee hee

I just meant that when she said that she sounded like Dory

[eyasohma]

its nice not to hear the f shot and every swear word their tiny minds can hold every two seconds from a comedian.

[sweetnspicy247]

this is funny but here and now is sooooooo much better

[MyVestHasNoSleeves]

This is the first time I ever heard her swear. lol

[PlayBoyXen]

"what weeeey" she is fantastic :D

[10cuddles]

i didn't know ellen swears

[AliceXOz99]

"why don't you take a vow not to drive, drop it like a bad habit!" at that part.. i died XD

[ZombieCocks]

Ellen must be getting high ;)

[goldenluver33]

I looked at this bug...and then I just killed it.

I love Ellen!!!!!!!

[senoramariposa]

God, it's amazing how this chick's mind works!

[tingirltin]

haha she said the f word and stuck up her middle finger... to a nun!!!

haha but she funny. gotta luv ellen!

[elvisisnotalive]

'i believe silence is golden'... and you have a talk show??1!!

[Pinksheepy1]

leotard, what the fuck? the face she makes... hilarious

[rachel25lee]

LOL, "... and then I just killed it." Nice. XD I'd do the same.

[phi11ipp4]

shuddup shuddup shuddup bla bla blaa

[javaluh]

Was that the actress who played Scully in the X-files?

[Chillazilla2]

@javaluh Gillian Anderson

[TheLbarclay]

@javaluh Gillian Anderson

[kidared]

@TheLbarclay

yeah, there is Gillian Anderson - love her :P

Ellen rules!!!

[ExchangeVlog]

ironic since she's vegan now..

[LadyGM720]

"Anyway I went around to give them that I HATE YOU look..." lmfao! It's funny cuz it's TRUE!

[LadyGM720]

ahahahahahahaha the leotard joke is CLASSIC! She is truely gifted as a stand up comic. I hope I can hone my OWN comedy to be half as funny & successful as her. I truely admire her as a person a comedian & a gay rights "activist". Bascially I wnat to take ELLEN home & put her in my closet! No pun intended about her going "back in the closet" lol. Oh man... I'm digging myself into a big gay hole here! LMFAO XD We could both be gay together. Then we'd be super MEGA gay. But she'd prob beat ME! lol.

[BritneyBitch6789]

Look at her sleeves from 4:52 to 4:54 O.O

[Not0Ever]

@BritneyBitch6789 wtf?? hahahha

[BritneyBitch6789]

@Not0Ever i know right. lawl

[KannaBlade]

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver :D

[mizzbytch0403]

@KannaBlade Hahahahaha i love that quote its so funny =)

[grkchick]

This is priceless!!! whats interesting is seeing how much ellen has changes over a couple of years

[1RJL6]

What she says is really true. I definately do what she describes! I love Ellen!

[movi3srock]

the beginning foreshadows the beginning of DORY! :D

[Ellyyswift]

"Well I'd like to not hit you, but my fist is already in the air!" AHHAHAHA!!!!

[smileyfaceamber]

the ironic thing is that she is all about the health food stuff today.

[tastetherainbowduane]

sometimes people are talking and in my head I'm just like 'shut up! shut up! shut up! blah blah blah'.....

[MirandaAugust64]

what year was this?

[rach0babe]

@MirandaAugust64 2000

[MortalKombat773]

I was meditating idiot. Thanks a lot for interrupting.

ololololollolollol

[SammmeeBee]

Rarely hear her curse or use the middle finger! Loved it!

[PurpleRacoon]

Lmao, the slow driving part

i loved the tune

di di diddly di di di (8)

[BarrettTV]

its so weird hearing her cuss lol

[pheonixmj2]

Nice precision F bomb!

[isabeltulloch]

31 people dont have a sense of humor

[alice4ever42]

scilence is golden but duck tape is silver!!!!!!

[bakamoonster]

she drifts off....

like dory!

[AmyHughes95]

its weird hearing her swear:L

[caseylarwood]

she dropped the f bomb

didnt think she could swear

[Wanessie]

When she talks  about drifting away in conversation I realized thats exactly what I do... And I forget names. That makes parties and social situations so awkward XD

[sstuck1993]

all of a sudden i hear the word leotard im like WHAT THE FUCK!!! and im back. :D

[LittleMissFanficer]

You can imagine what the other persons face is like when she does that lol ^^



[Minzey1213]

lol "people are always talking" she has a talk show!!!!!!

[isabeltulloch]

the bit about her bra in her arse is hell funny

[SaraPlain333Tall]

..."drop it like a bad habit ...and back to the loving place", hahaha

[JenniViZ]

I feel uncomfortable hearing her cuss >.<

[jda112694]

@JenniViZ i know! it was different to hear her cuss like that.. haha

[Kieerrx]

omg i effing love ellen

[newy1996]

I love it she is is so funny.You rock Ellen.



[faakthewurld]

"And back to the loving place..." She's hilarious. Like Hammy and Dory. And Twitchy.

[BackAtOne1300]

ellen put up the middle finger at 7:02

[TheFranzruss]

the world is populated with the wrong kind of peaple hahahaah

[KillerQueen4691]

Leotards?

[koolcuttyanoop152]

....annnd back to that loving place.....

[pucina22]

-The world is overpopulated with the wrong kind of people..

-And back to the loving place! HAHAHAHA!

[EmEtt93]

'whatthefuck?!' and I'm back! ''

Lmfao!!

[AmyHughes95]

'i catch the word leotard and im like what the fuck, and im back' hahaha

undoubtedley the most histerically funny person on this planet!!

I LOVE YOU ELLEN!!!<3

[mystic36k]

FAV HAHAHA

[DJPhiUp]

Isn't she vegan now, lol :)

[sugarychocobot]

XDDD 'Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, blah blah blah blah blah'

[HiroyukiNishino]

I bet 20 Dollars that the animators were thinking of Ellen when they were creating the character of Dory

[Jarederaj]

@HiroyukiNishino well it was her voice...

[HiroyukiNishino]

@Jarederaj No I meant I bet they were thinking of casting her for the character even before they developed the characters

[Jarederaj]

@HiroyukiNishino

ohhhh i see.

i dont think you're an idiot anymoe.

just kidding!

(i put the jk because of her standup)

[xDjohnxD]

@HiroyukiNishino i'm pretty sure why they casted her for the voice

[xDjohnxD]

@HiroyukiNishino that's why, sorry

[GetONellen1]

@HiroyukiNishino They were the role was specially made for Ellen

[alemeyo]

at 6:55

what does the word "non" mean

(or however that word spells like)

[CarrieAnneMoss4life]

@alemeyo 'nun' - a religious woman. :)

[abigailgracexo]

"leotard.. WHAT THE FUCK!? and i'm back.." haha

[X0ellenandportia0X]

and then i cath the word leahatard and the im like what the fuck and then im back lol luv ellen and portia most perfect couple ive ever seen

[smudgiegirl10]

OMG i luv her sooooo much she is hilarious.

[bummercucumber]

So much to comment!

[eap8317]

No..she is intelligent and observative and is able to put an ellocuent sentence together.....that's why she is interesting to watch

[profilescythe]

@eap8317 Good job being eloquent dude.

[SherbetLollipop]

ellen definitely has ADD...and i meaan that in the nicest way possible :)

because we all know that normal people aren't that interesting :P

[98izzie]

@SherbetLollipop people with ADD and ADHD are technically smarter because their brains run faster thats why they r distracted :) but it sucks to live with

[SherbetLollipop]

@98izzie yes! i see a smart person before me (you) ;D

[98izzie]

@SherbetLollipop thanks :D

[fruitygrrl]

haha the world is overpopulated with the wring kind of ppl so true, so true

[SkootDAWG12]

Oh, well in that case, look up the Ellen Starbucks pranks, they're funny and I think they're may be three...

[LilMissMaria7]

oh man i love her humor lol

[abbafan88]

one of the funniest women in the world ellen you rock girl.

[linette1995]

lolololol 5:23-5:26

[kidared]

2:21 - Gillian Anderson ohh I love you girl!!

Ellen you rock!!!

[mia5214]

lol "then i swatted it" lmfao

[ereyes28]

lwow...she said the F word...

rarely hear her curse

[FloridaLizardQueen]

@ereyes28 I'm not surprised, she has done stand up for a long time, and I have heard her swear in her acts. But it's not excessive

[mizzbytch0403]

@ereyes28 Hahahaha so true i couldn't believe it when i heard that i was like OMG did she just say the F word? lolz hahaha =)

[angerock49]

@ereyes28 fuck :)

[xxbauddrxx]

@cafecon2

She meant ignorant people. At least that's how i took it.