Q & A Jordan Answers

[sarwrductfan]

I can't explain ...it but I'd like to see you in that black shirt, with a four inch show hat and vampire fangs

[MrsAlllllli]

Marry me Marry me haha

[DrowningThings]

>8[ BLUR! Oasis. Pfft. Oashit.

[XxXHeavenElevenXxX]

"Don't think I'll ever go to college", says the kid who recently did his A-Levels :D

[ChristieeRichiee]

I couldnt be both- ... Oh i mean i forgot.

Haha.

Be my best friend?

xx

[SuperTravisbickle]

How come you won't go to college?

[FunnyPranks]

Howdy. This video is three years old, i do now attend college and have done for the past two years.

[SuperTravisbickle]

Howdy? Are you American now? :) What are you doing in college?

[FunnyPranks]

Law

[SuperTravisbickle]

I might do law. Will you do a video on food? I think that Americans would be very interested in what we eat.

[FunnyPranks]

Sure

[SuperTravisbickle]

Thanks a lot.

[kenboii09]

i didnt think that someone up north wouldnt of heard of chris moyles and lily allen lol

[cheetahz]

HAH! jus being sexy, but thats not really hidden.

ur hilarious

[bellastoo]

You are a Doll. I enjoy the videos, keep it up. ; )

[11magicmel11]

"just being sexy" omg I love you! you make me laugh so much :)

[collantine1]

"Old enough love"

lmfao

[sisukas1]

You mumbled through a lot of the questions. If you make new question shows or anything like that try not to mumble, we like hearing what you have to say.

[NorgelLegron]

"get more people into you"?

homo

[Supernature06]

Oasis! yay

[kierandownes]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah ur sexy comment is funny...keep makin vids haha :P

[VivaNovaYova]

I love Oasis i'm going watching them this summer at Heaton Park

[KINKAZWELL]

will u plz do a video on moshers or emos nd dat dat wud b pritty gd m8

[BrizBRFC]

THE BEST ANSWER FOR ME WAS

"your favourite man u player"

ROONEYROONEYROONEY !!

legend !

[nufclass08]

Youu seem likee a cushtyy lad ! Everything you say is true Do you have any other hidden talents ? being sexy but thats not hidden haha Mint Ly reply and ill subscribee x

[chunkybuckets]

"Do you have any other talents?"

"Bein' Sexy."

Hahaha...XD

[robynbird28]

John Lennon! Best answer ever!!! :D

[xRebecca2008x]

Hahaa

I love your vids! (:

x

[eiu11]

dude, oasis is where its at

[wwechamp7]

your not a boy your a man

[wslservices]

hi, you have inpired me to start my own show on utube, my camera quality aint fab, but im getting a firewire card sorted out so i can stream straight from my canon mv700i video camera. Thanks mate!

[melaniemoss94]

I don't know how many people have said this after watching the video, but....

Will you marry me?

[magdal7]

sure he wont!! pff u got yellow teeth ;P

[NadiaMW]

how old are you????

[TattooedHobbitscribe]

hahaha if you don't know, you haven't watched all his videos :p

[DMJ1003]

cannot believe that yank didn't know wot smarties are

[dcfcjor]

oops i gave this vid a 2/5

i ment to give it 5/5

sorry guy :P

[dcfcjor]

i love your opinion on chelsea =D

there cheaters

you rule

[strawberrypandaa]

werent u 17 here?? u look a little older

[snizzler123]

This lad is a class act!

I can see him being a presenter or summat when he's older.

Keep it up lad, ya mint pal!

[vballuver7]

Will You Marry me???

I LUV UR VIDEOS!!!

[jojo25147]

Will you marry me?

[rainpaddy]

You`re Amazing.

<3

[tawnalynn18]

I LOVE YOU!

=]

[LivinLibidoLoco]

Will you sleep with me?

Will you marry me?

Your the bestt :]]

[mandybmth]

When i first heard the question i was like John Lennon and when you said John Lennon :] i was like YAY hahahaha :] you're my hero!

[123fern123]

lol 10:29 so funny good vid

[KursedMoo]

I have a question. :O!

Have you ever been to Download?

:P

[mudisyummy]

Leonardos the best TMNT XD or Raphiel

being sexy =p

wow im born in August... 12th u?

nufin 4 fun?? ahah

[mcrjor]

nice 1 talking about chealsea...

cheaters :(

[SubRosa999]

Do all so Man U And Oasis

[Josh770406]

Jordan you're vids are amazing :)

[RazRsky1z]

just being sexy LMAO, not hidden really.. complete genius..

adam.

[0crazybecky7]

omg where bouts in bolton ... do u go kaf ...

[FunnyPranks]

Some of my friends use to go, but i have never been, and not planning on it.

[xxgunsgobangxx]

haha I looked at you in the beginning of the video and thought ''he looks like an Oasis fan'' and you just said you like them. damn, I'm good.

[miranduh821]

i know i seem stalkerish but you're too cool to leave alone. so prepare to... something... ok. nvm. lol.

i have a q.

will you go out with me? =]

[mandan95]

chelsea or arsnal

MAN U RULE

[jonceblemba]

Q. Are twins freaky?

A. Not if they're going out with me!

:DDDd hahaha... you the man!

[ChrisBentley92]

Good choice :D Anyway i would like to talk to you on msn, i love your videos they make me laugh and you make so much sence (I've just changed my name btw)

-Chris

[ChrisBentley92]

Who do you like more? Bolton Wanderers or Manchester City?

-Chris

[FunnyPranks]

Bolton

[mcflypuppet]

I love it how you avoid most questions with a one word answer, or a "dunno", "nothing", or "everything".

Lol- "weirdest place you've slept?"- "nowhere"

ROFL JORDAN YOU'RE THE BESTEST EVER!

Ily, marry me lol haha. True.

&hearts;

TASHA

[ryanrossisubersexy]

ur not going to go to college?! where i live pretty much your programmed to think if u dont go to college u die...we spend most of high school obsessed with getting into cool colleges...so i take it college isn't a big deal in the uk?

[XxJodeb106xX]

its a big thing for sum people, we dont have pay as much as u do for college thoooo if were like straight from skwl!! xxxxx we dont av scholarships n stuff like thats xx

[KingofTownz]

Great videos!

[gingerbread78]

Will you marry me?

[Prankster2052]

omg wot questions do some people ask XD

[animolexing]

Hi all Jordan James, haha that accent ROCKS! first vid. I watched of yours, haha

[PaulyB07]

Ur voice is so funny

[lozhatto]

dood u r so ace but u are also dum hahahahahahahah oj lol lol x x x

[sarahisblack]

some people ask dumb questions, rahahhaaa.

[GreenHairedGoony]

lol i'm becomin disturbingly addicted to your vids they're mint bit like smack tho (not that i'd know o course...) i'm gonna be sufferin withdrawal symtoms soon! anyways could i have your msn addy too? i'm not a stalker or owt btw christ im soundin like it tho i'll shutup now

[JamieF28]

please can i have your msn as well

and i have a question...

what is your favourite video you have posted on youtube?

[mentosisgood]

ur really pretty lol wats ur msn

[dean01282]

funny as!! can i have your msn addy plz lol. ur vids r top keep em up:D

[rex87uk]

if you havent already seen Neds Declassified Survival Guide...check it out cos you look the spit of him

[genesis204]

i'm checking something sorry....

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

[sockmonsterz]

Haha I love the little accent.

Your so freakin' cute.

Marry me? :)

[jadybell]

Jordan will you marry me?

lol

U said you loved it when people asked you so i thought i would

[BRENNY999BOI]

Ronaldo shudnt be mentioned in the sme sentence of a nob hed but ur a sfe mancunian keep it up

[TundraBoy]

cool i said john lennon at the same second as you.

possibly im actually the main guy from xmen

[xPrincessxXxCharliex]

Dam it ...lucy beat me 2 it :( .x....x.

[illuminatingmonkey]

hey, jst rndmly found this vid after watchin anova one of urs cnt rmember how and thought it was amusing, and i luv the way in this vid u say i ave to do this quick and thn its 17 mins but tis gd

[bellarella92]

Hey! I love your videos and they make my boing, droning, occasionally unsocial days so much more entertaining. I think it would be so cool to talk to you or something.

P.S. I love you accent, but I guess that is an American thing :)

[moiverycool]

Heeey.. just wanted to let you know that I love your videos, I really do. I'm from erm Poland but I live somewhere else, and I think that it's great that you share your opinion with people, cos' I'm the same ;] Well anyways, drop a message sometime and I would be more than happy to talk to you :) BEST WISHES!!  moiverycool

[alexwilsonNC]

I thought you went to Gonzaga???? Arent you Adam Morrison?

[hudsonst]

You are very cute and your accent is great. Best wishes from Australia!

[FunnyPranks]

Thank you, nice to know people are watching my vids in Australia! Merry Christmas!

[sneakyweasel19]

i sat here for 17 minutes and watched it ALL and enjoyed every minute of it. i think that sort of dedication will probably result in marriage of some type...

well, not really.

good stuff. :)

ps. i like how you say "chelsea"

[FunnyPranks]

Thank You :)

[OMGITSSYDNEA]

OMG, I love oasis! Ur videos r soo funny. Have u ever been to the US? If u haven't and u want to vist Georgia! And if u wanna do the exchange student thing go to LOGANVILLE!!

[MuNkYBizNess]

lol, i'm guessing too young to remember teenage mutant ninja turtles

[FunnyPranks]

Not that young ;)

[plasticwombat]

Do you think chavs came fromt he planet of the apes? I know round my way they definately drag their knuckles..would explain the technology aswell.

[XHxCxRawrX]

I Loved It Its Cute "Marry Me" Lol

[tearskp]

haha, I love "just being sexy, but thats not really hidden is it.. ooo aye" hahah, so cute! xxx

[bamberly]

haha can i have your babies?

very cute.

we would have to live here in australia though....

[musicfreak672]

will you marry me?

[FunnyPranks]

ahah :P - sure

[Mirkinz]

haha "mirdina" here..I just played my roommate this video so she could see her birthday shout out..and she about died..and showed all of her friends. haha you rock!!

--Miranda. (Murr-And-Duh)

[FunnyPranks]

haha Awsome! :P - Is their a pic of this friend? im intreasted in seeing who im giving a shoutout too.

[mg5523]

Jordon you are so cute.

[FunnyPranks]

Thanks alot! :) soo much

[AdamG319]

ok, then. will you marry me?

[FunnyPranks]

Sure :P

[AdamG319]

bein; sexy. woo i love it

[ZIM785]

WOW....could be a ood segment....if you spoke slower. Silly Brits!

[FunnyPranks]

ha :P - ill try in my next video :0

[x3loaded]

ur funny arnt u, but it has to be sed if it wasnt for us ud be fucking red indians right now u stupid fucking inbred american. and if it wasnt for us ud loose every war - remember vietnam? u were too busy friendly firing in every war to beable to win we had to kill for u. STUPID CANNON FODDER YANK

[BraDRoBBo]

oo theres ACTUALLY someone called leythers?! :P waow :D hehe i live near Leigh xD... You from wigan then TheJordanJames?

[FunnyPranks]

Around that area yes. And you can call me Jordan lol. Seems like we live closer than i thought. - i try to keep my personal info away from it though. Keep things on the D/L mate :P send me a Personal message if you wish though

[BraDRoBBo]

LOL @ yes (will you sleep with me) haha wesome dude thats ust great :) made me smile hehe!

[rockcrisis]

yay oasis, and will you marry me ..first, haha.

[luellastrong]

"being sexy" hahahaha will you sleep with me too? ;)

[FunnyPranks]

Sure

[Millieeeee]

yay.. hope u dont think im crazy ;).. sorry i made u jump

[suckmydisc]

i felt the sincerity of you answering those questions there lol, you're a big fan of ol' manchester though!

i live in leeds but i don't support leeds united so don't hate me, haha, im a sheffield lad - sheff utd all the way!

keep making videos

[TheOriginalMoonUnit]

"Chavs dont have technology so they cant view my videos" =hilarious and you "you have to mingle so you dont get beat up" so true lol friendly terms at leats man

[Chelt4eva]

ah well, ill get anutha question for ya

[tommygun3000]

chelsea (spelling!) was crap but then they got that russian and his millions of pounds so he bought world class players then they win the leauge just for the americans and others . Nice work jordon.

[boristhespider2]

he he he, very funny :-)

p.s. marry me? ha ha

[FunnyPranks]

Right! :P

[Camlore]

Thanks for answering my question

You should do a Q&A with Andy Stars. Maybe have someone read the questions like an interview or something.

[Camlore]

I was thinking I should clarify this by adding the questions would come from the YouTube viewers. I know you did an "Interview with Andy Stars" before, my idea is to have an actual interviewer asking the questions.

[mysticxcharm]

Thx for answering my questions :D Great answer with choosing John Lennon. Nice questions everyone ^^

[GreenAcresRebecca]

I didnt hear my question get answered :(

[FunnyPranks]

Depends when you sent it in.

[GreenAcresRebecca]

I sent it at 2:22 pm EDT

[thnku4thelemon]

hey at one point I asked you what kind of music you like... i wonder if that's why you said it hahaha

[Cowgirl2u]

((hugs)) thnx for answering my question. :) Your too funny and cute! Keep them coming!

[MarSara]

LMAO i love rooney, my bulgarian friends hates him cuz he thinks hes all money grubbing and all.

[AnchormanRonBurgundy]

dude, do you use the "memory card" or the "MiniDV tape"?

[ariel0813]

im going to think of a really good question i dont know what it is yet but it will be good

[safari55]

Thanks for reading my questions. You're right though, I best watch all the videos before I ask questions, my apologies. It was especially hilarious the way you mispronounced my name. I'm use to my fellow Americans always mispronouncing it, but to hear the British mispronunciation is absolutely priceless. Keep up the great work!

[IzualTheCorrupt]

you know what i realized today...? I have a chav in my school. He came here from Birmingham. Wears jogging pants that are too short to reach his ankles. Wears ugly silver Nike shoes. The worst part is... his name is Josh.

MY NAME IS JOSH!! D; HE DEFILED MY NAME!!! Dx

[ApocolypticDeath]

You so butcher'd my name. D; (Lyfers, I'm on my gf's account)

And I'll get that picture right to ya'.

[melon38]

well that was disappointing :(

you fully skipped through my questions

[maestoso47]

u so said japan under your breath. pfft.

why do people keep asking about what benefit youtube vblogging will have for the future? who cares...it's just fun. not everything has to have some monetary value or worth, it's just the experience.

[sleestack]

Youtube is worth about a billion dollars in stock. Not that it matters.

[jahmietheshort1]

Woo I feel so special! My questions were pretty stupid. I should have thought up some good ones like will you sleep with me. Now that's a great question.

[prunille]

thank you :p

[Brokedck]

dude, its cool but you need to learn to speak more slowly, more clearly, and a little louder sometimes. The accent is no problem if you try to do that k?

[purpleribena28]

will you marry me?

lol

[FunnyPranks]

Oh yes purpleribena28

[purpleribena28]

You've just made my day =D

[Tarigres]

your accent makes me want to throw up

[FunnyPranks]

And so does your comment ;) - Blocked from commenting.

[lizzard52593]

all you hate about americans is bad comments? come on, we're assholes...

[FunnyPranks]

I figured! :P - Some of the comments are good.

[SeeVeeBee]

Loved this video.. I like that you say what you feel.

[FunnyPranks]

Thats me :D

[AR775]

"Chavs dont have technology so they cant view my videos" < ROFL!!!

[chicelias]

i love the look on your face around 3 minutes, lol, blushing? jk

[smithysrat]

Thanks for the insight

[puissse]

holy shit, it had my whole name? actually, please just say, Mean Matt

[FunnyPranks]

haha. Sorry mate. Didnt realise. I had so many emails i couldnt keep track on who was who.

[puissse]

but on that, my last name is pronounced maz urk avich

[skybear97]

Ah... so I'll have to nag you about going to college like I did with my kids...

[puissse]

dont die

[skybear97]

second... :P

[macmtl]

First! ...for the first time.

You should show us some of that beer you have lined up!

[chicelias]

second! my life has meaning now! jk,it's always cool when you can be the first comment...lol