Christopher Titus - Love Is Evol - Part 7/9

[fedoraface]

Throwing out all my capris right now. Thank you, Titus.

[krazeekat222]

Thank you for these great videos. He's brilliant and these are great clips.

[BrettMschro]

4 people wear capri pants

[Critic225]

This guy is funny, give up you're guy card

[MrKite1996]

i love this guy he made me laugh to the point where my throught hurt

[Codsniper253]

this guy kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[MrGchiasson]

My ex-wife's lawyer is now living in his car in Florida! And they say there is no justice...

Me? Back on my feet, making ore money then I ever made while married!

Gotta luv it.

[Vettes1]

I lost 28 pounds in my divorce

cuz, well, thats what a soul weighs

lmao, dyin off that

[anddlizzle]

Three dislikes. The ex-wife, her lawyer, and the guy who failed the Douchebag Test.

[animafreak635]

2 dislikes. The ex-wife and her lawyer.

[RMCvns1995]

Titus 2012

[desyyful]

Little red, white, and blue racing stripe. *KAA-SNAP*

[xxRAWRxGIRLxx]

lol when he was talkin about guyss wearin capri-pants, i heard a guy say "Aw man!" XDD

[noneedtobeshoutful]

I've got my Dad's on right now!

[XtremeBlzr575]

..."douchebag"..."brother"...:­)

[Katelovespookie]

Two people where tighty whities

[pumainthebrush1]

2 people failed the douchebag test

[EightBall099]

two guys have been dismissed.

[manufran02]

I am not gonna give up my T.W's ohh hell no 

[randal775]

"i lost 28 pounds in the divorce cuz well...that wat a soul weighs" rotflmao

[Jesus001ize]

The 2 dislikes are the guys that wear capri pants XD

[1lalase]

this makes me happy be couse I dont do any of that! I'm the beast girlfriend! XD

[1lalase]

this makes me happy be couse I done do any of that! I'm the beast girlfriend! XD

[viperrcm0214]

Don't ever wear this shit again. Xoxoxo

[whateverpr0ducti0ns]

Titus is Godlike but there's nothing wrong with a big butt

[manufran02]

You can't mess with tradition don't mess with my TW's

[evilgoodguy66]

1 person likes Capri pants

[Lycan4]

"You'd like a piece of clothing that makes your ass look wider, your legs look shorter, and your feet look bigger."

[lovexsen]

@captrex22 LOL okay, thanks XD

[yiuhooitscharlie]

Saw someone wearing shorts and crocs with tube socks once. What does that make him?

[Nicochara]

@yiuhooitscharlie A faggot.

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

"its a lot easier to become another species than to talk to you!"

[lovexsen]

Do guys really hate capris pants? D8 Cuz sometimes when its warm out, I roll up my jeans to my shins, does that count?

[USMC3533forLIFE]

@lovexsen Yes it counts. lol and yes we do.

[MsZyvion]

ima girl and i hate capris to i'd rather cargos

[hfelts94]

*takes off capri pants and changes*

[kylerguitarist]

Sounds like his inner retard is a little bit smarter than him xP

[sevelev711]

So anyway, I say "Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

[kexard]

pause at the beggining. i call him smiley. XD

[TheDiscoveryofall]

He sings like a tone-deaf cat. XD

[cobyquartz]

this shit froze, wtf why is it not working?

[E1YK001]

FU-CK Tighty Whiteys! 

[carlosalmeida87]

1 person like crape pants

[eaglenation55]

He looks creepy when he does his move. lol

[Thomasgates1763]

he sounds like shaggy and it makes me laugh

[Angel0061000]

and i think i look pretty good cause i lost 28 pounds from my divorce, cause well, thats what a soul weighs. XD

that part had me dying

[13BLACK13NINJA1313]

"These are my favorite shoes."

Douchebag

"These shoes, I'll wear these as long as you wear that shirt."

BROTHER!

I'm a chick, and I will forever use the douchbag test.

[DaikiraixRyuu]

@13BLACK13NINJA1313

Here, here!

[wyvernrider100]

@13BLACK13NINJA1313 well you better not wear capri pants

[baseballguy75]

1 guy was wearing capri pants

[Ryuu10293]

Is it just me, or when he's doing the Jedi Mind Trick joke, does he look a bit like Ewan Mcgregor?

[LiLGamer21]

1 person is a douchebag

[katake282]

i had to google capri pants...

[LastStand94]

@katake282 me too lol

[physcokitty101]

i am not my mother

[fbvrc]

hey bono...ur a 1:54

[TheBikeDrifter]

Capri Pants skip to 3:00

[hahaha2250]

pass guy card forward



[skimh]

OMG so funny. My ex husband was so obsessed with his underwear and how it was folded. This was so perfectly funny.

[ilove666]

i am SOOO glad my boyfriend wears either compression shorts or boxer, depending on the day :3

[bigg81ragu]

thumbs up if you too hate capri pants

[Dominique913]

"hey man what restaurant do you want to go to?"

"I AM NOT MY MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

X'D SO FUNNY!!

[Hexed4Life]

I'm fine with capri pants, it's those GOD DAMN ugg boots that makes me start thinking like Bundy.

[ilove666]

@Hexed4Life or crocs

[Hexed4Life]

@ilove666 Yah know I didn't even know what crocs were until about a week ago but now that I know yes crocs are included on my "clothes that those wearing them should be mauled by a bear" list. Lol

[manufran02]

good god every woman went wild ,when Chris talked about us men not wearing T.W again.

[MiaDepRockRionII]

I'm Wheezing. 

[TheDarklayla]

bc my guy sent this to me and made me watch it he insitsts on saying heyyy into my ear like titus but its funny as hell :)

[ilove666]

@TheDarklayla my boyfriend does the same damn thing >.<

[TCal3772]

"I DIDN'T KNOW!!!"

[backyardplayer]

lol there is one dislike, It must be his ex-wife.

[dAforgetful01]

Giant chickletts! XDDD

[TheDarklayla]

hey beautiful! DONT EVER WEAR THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!!!xoxoxox

[mrbigwang1991]

WO WO WO WO MY FRIEND!!! THATS TRADITION!!! i have my dads on right now!!!

[gypsyxoxox]

ever since ive seen this i refuse to wear capri pants

[usmcwife0819]

@gypsyxoxox I watched it wearing capris and I changed! LoL!

[lanie1969]

some ankles are sexy and I love it

[10INTM]

That Jedi mind trick was WAY too realistic to be safely shown to all us impressionable viewers on YouTube.

[lackawhatz]

I love how he says Chickletts

[RealDetectiveL]

MEN: A B C D

WOMEN: A B F ( O Yellow Sky Plane Car Bunny Kitten

[GerardRockMyWorld]

"Hey man. what restaurant do you wanna go to?"

"I AM NOT MY MOTHER!"

ROTFL!

[JJTT1991]

i didnt know a soul weighs 28 pounds

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I like his crazy face. So natural.

[GrimmShadowsII]

Where can I find a woman like that?

[cutepigs1234]

FINALLY. Someone who agrees with me on the stupidity of capri pants. They just look like pants that got too small for you.

[Trini0408]

I love my bermuda shorts and they look hot with high heel sandals.

[ShogunnTotalus]

This 1 person who dislikes, yeah...they wear capri pants

[rockangel4586]

ok legit. i gotta show this to my boyfriend he is going to shit his pants after watching this LMFAO XD

[Fab4Sunrises]

Dude even if you're a man wearing capri pants, your boyfriend still probably hates them.

[CampbellSoupDC]

the goofyest shoes ever.. crocs maybe

[macncheese101pm]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey. Amazing lmao.

[arbitermaster]

every man has a douchebag test

dude wats with the shoes

these r my favorite shoes

douchebag

o these shoes im gonna wear them as long as you wear that shirt

brother

[kexard]

a soul wieghs 23 pounds?!?!

(liar, mine wieghs 30 ounces)

[honorableshadow]

I know a girl who has that sort of "emotional mindset" he is talking about and I am very, very happy that he pointed it out.

And I'M a girl myself. D:

[vanish45]

"and some times it's grandma...and that's the weird one" HAHAHAHA

[PieMaster1994]

I hate when my lady pees with the bathroom door open. Then, when she doesn't understand why I make a big deal out of it,and asks why, I go: "Because sometimes I like to eat at that restaraunt!!!!!!!"

[SleazeThrobb12345]

@PieMaster1994 lol i gotta use that on my wife

[seshy88]

capris SUCK!! and i think more like a, b, c, d...does that maek me a lez?

[amrice]

06:46 *ka slap* ~lol

[IluvKirito]

lmfao "I lost 28 lbs in the divorce cuz that's what a soul weighs!"

[Farthingale]

I'm in total agreement about those damned capris. I see women at work wearing them. WHY WOMEN, WHY?!

[12londongirl]

making lova to a mutant 4 yr. old?? is tht even possible?? hell i hope not *shrivle or weirdness*

[kaibear123]

His inner retard seems much smarter then him xD

[jaydedjen110]

a, b, f, parentheses, circle, yellow, sky...

LOL

[OutlawRebel117]

"Hey beautiful, DONT EVER WEAR THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!..........xoxoxo"

lmao XD that was just too damn good!

[bornacriminal]

mutant 4 year old XD

[Twilightsavitar]

"You'd like a piece of clothing that makes your ass look wider, your legs look shorter, and your feet lok bigger."

[shadowflame31]

Ka-snap *pose*

[luvz2sploogeify]

i had no hatred towards capri pants until titus said so

[Monkeychild41]

So, a soul weighs 28 pounds, hmm?

[babieblue1996]

@Monkeychild41 yes



[blinks44angels]

every girl should listen to this

[graveofnight187]

@blinks44angels agreed



[IluvKirito]

@blinks44angels lol I'm a girl and even I agree with this xD Titus' advice is the cure to all relationship issues...cuz he knows everything about shitty relationships xD Unfortunately ._.;

[blinks44angels]

@IluvKirito poor titus :'(

[IluvKirito]

@blinks44angels Yeah :'[ But at least he's got the great personality that allows him to laugh about it! :D

[KrazyMateo]

@blinks44angels Every man and woman should listen to this... take notes.

[Victoryman34]

@blinks44angels aaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!

[manufran02]

Is it just me or does Christ Titus look lke the villain in Who Framed Roger Rabbit .

[MKN4EVERR]

@manufran02 A little bit. But I think he looks a little bit more like Michael Biehn., but that's juts me.

[hotredtiger316]

How about the comical version of The Riddler from the 1960s Batman show, Frank Gorshin?

[masterthehate2]

@manufran02 that was Christopher Lloyd. He played Dr. Emmit Brown in Back to the Future and Max Taber from One Flew Over The Coo-Coo's nest

[masterthehate2]

@manufran02 Lloyd alllso played the pagemaster :P from (arguably) the best children's movie about books

[25Rush2112]

@masterthehate2 AGREED!!! that takes me BACK TO THE FUTURE!!! XD

[MrThedude77777]

@manufran02

I think he looks like that guy from the first terminator.

[crazedscotsman553]

@MrThedude77777 The governator?

[MrThedude77777]

@crazedscotsman553

No Michael Biehn

[TheLongLakeRockstar]

@manufran02 Christophoer Loyd? lol I think he looks and acts a lot like Jim Carrey. Not so much here but in his first special Norman Rockwell is Bleeding.

[TheNorthernDragon]

The inner retard is actually quite the intelligent one.

[ezeraya]

7:40 CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrAchO2]

too right mate, too right