X-MEN: The Fall of the House of Xavier

[DarkElite98]

a 69er on a wheel chair? FUCKING GENIOUS!

[Ninjaculation]

where the hell did you find the video for the "community college theatre" ?

[TheHowlingMan]

fucking brilliant shit mates

[Ninjaculation]

god, i loled so hard when he said "now wave your hands around like you have powers you ugly dog faced bitch."

[safetykidvids]

whats the song at 1:35

[elZerothDimension]

I can't believe I missed this. This is brilliant. Art as good as this makes all the time I spend on youtube worth it. If it wasn't for stuff like MDE or cboyardee, I might give up on youtube.

[alienmode]

@elZerothDimension thanks a lot dude :)

[BobBX542]

Waaaaaiiiiiit a second...Wouldn't Wolverine's skin just grow back as he skinned himself?? How would that kill him??

[Mablak]

@BobBX542 Wolverine can control his rate of healing (pretty obvious, but you're welcome). You'll find this tasty tidbit in Stan Lee's very first comic from 1954, The Grabtacular Spelunkings of Doctor Hairman.

[LN1992]

I saw a nipple...

please, fix it so the future generations can Puke or marturbate to this

[CalBro]

Our generations Citizen Kane.

[Bradylama]

Mr. Internet here, I'd just like to let you boys know that you have won The Internet. All other works posted upon the Youtube shall from here on out be judged in comparison to X-MEN: The Fall of the House of Xavier, a timeless work of art referred to as a great milestone in human expression. The Lasceux cave wall, The Mona Lisa, Van Gogh's Starry Night, Picasso's Guernica, and now X-MEN: The Fall of the House of Xavier. We've come a long way, baby.

[BlanixTheBlood]

I think thats enough youtube for me.

Forever.

[illuminatioracle]

LOL a devout homosexual

[hankreket]

I couldn't turn off the video.

[TheHowlingMan]

This video sucked until 5:03

[johnmilutin]

MDE why be a Mindy Bott hater for?

[ProTK422]

This ruined the new xmen movie for me. In a good way.

[agentpiltdown]

It was Kelsey Grammer.

[TheTofuGod]

for the love of president osama what is the intro music called i cant find it in all the 20 videos future islands has on youtube fuckin #hipster

[alienmode]

@TheTofuGod seize a shark you little kunt

[TheTofuGod]

@alienmode so legit

[MadamFoogie]

Taco Tuesday!

[Schwartzhund]

Seize a Shark, I'm an idiot what evs

[Schwartzhund]

I'm sure I'm the 500th douchetard to ask this, but what is the song at the beginning?

[thripsys61]

holy fucking shit! I swear this story is about my deployment to Iraq. Except Jean already had like 29 kids and Charles was more like "Come on, Jean. We should segregate ourselves from this sub-metahuman trash and get our own tent together. Did you know I'm a professor in Biology? I need to check your vaginal area for diseases, just let me stick my probe in there. The hell? BLOOD? Fuck it, the big blue ass faggot will fix it. He's pretty smawt" They waited till the end to hit em w/fraternization

[r0b0hobo]

then he USED jean's mouth

[phubans]

Another thing... If this gets more views, there's a good chance it will get taken down by overly sensitive flaggots (people who flag videos)

[alienmode]

@phubans i'm pretty confident that youtube wont pull this one... the cartoon nudity has been censored, and there are a lot of videos on YT with crazy language/ideas... but who knows

[phubans]

Ugh, on one hand, I feel like this deserves way more than 3000 views (I think the first time I saw it it hadn't even hit 1000), but at the same time the only place I could think of helping this go viral would be 4chan... And honestly, I feel like MDE deserves better than just being watered down into some shitty meme macros.

That's the struggle of amazing but obscure/underrated shit... It deserves to be seen by the world, but when it is, it stops being sacred.

[alienmode]

@phubans true that about obscurity.. but i think our stuff is so pure, even if 50 thousand people saw it, like when we got the something awful feature, it still has such limited appeal that everything should still feel 'right'... we aren't going to compromise on the content so i think everything will turn out OK

[phubans]

@alienmode Good, cause my exclusive faggot hipster friends and I agree that this is some of the best shit we've seen on YouTube, and I've seen this: /watch?v=XYqS4lHZqI8

But seriously, don't ever change. I'm a devout homosexual subscriber of your videos and I absolutely love them. This is the kind of humor that makes my pee pee curl up into a hook-like shape. Thank you.

[huxilliam]

where dat video where you have face paintt on yo face and you are a car and race dat otha car homie bro

[alienmode]

@huxilliam marked it private

[huxilliam]

@alienmode that video is too awesome to be private plus I need to put my car fag friends in their place with it

[alienmode]

@huxilliam dont worry your car fag friends will put themselves in their place with crippling debt and possibly car accidents. our next college cunts-style knowledge video will probably be on the car game... spoiler alert-the only way to win is used 1980's toyota pickup from craigslist, and financing anything new, especially scion/evo/STI/civic boy-racer bullshit is a guaranteed ticket to hell forever and ever amen.

[Mablak]

I think I've watched this about 10 times today, hurts so good

[phubans]

Yeah, wave your hands around like you have powers, you ugly dog-faced bitch.

Fucking so good.

[eski514]

That was a great video. Can't stop smoking weed though.

[alienmode]

@eski514 escapism.. same thing as playing WoW all day. you're just stunting your mental growth and shooting yourself in the dick. it is not a healing herb brutha. it makes your breath smell and more importantly it makes you 'cool' with all the shit that's about to go wrong in your life when in fact you need to get the opposite. i played diablo ii all day every day when i was 14... you should time travel back and hang out with 14 year old me maybe watch me jack off with a stick of butter

[eski514]

@alienmode Yes I am for escapism. A wasted life isn't so wasted if it was spent elsewhere. Gee I wonder if braindead paraplegics wished they could escape the fleshy prison and trip balls or exist inside a videogame with full working polygonal appendages. And Maybe I ain't tryin' to heal myself with weed. I know what drugs are aka the most selfish and destructive of the human acts but I don't care I love it! I'm running myself into the DIRT with this here weed and it feels like beautiful cancer

[eski514]

@alienmode And you know they say that William Burroughs could have been the master of the English word if only he wasn't maintaining a heroin addiction for large periods of his adult life. Well life doesn't grow up from the daisies it rains down on you and all that's possible is to keep a little water in the old hewn stone birdbath you keep in the backyard. There nothing better than a destructive attitude that clings to its ravages. And don't we all say that there's no create without destroy.

[alienmode]

@eski514 thats some very poetic and convincing rationalization brutha

[eski514]

@alienmode thanks Im glad you think so. I didnt get here without weed. im not saying it's right but it's a choice. you know, I'm signed up to be an organ donor and when I die I hope they crack me open take one look at my insides and say "Send it back, Johnny. This one's rotten to the core." I'll foresee this prior to death, make amendments within my will asking for the reject organs to be cleaned in the mummification style and sealed with my now excavated corpse. worth more to me than elsewhere

[baggarino]

I like how it goes from " YEAH LOL MDE BOIZ jus' goofin feelin real good abt it,first world slackin' good indy vibes song college i love being in my twenties etc."

To- "OHHH NOOO. THIS IS SO UNPLEASANT, OH DAMMIT, OH DAMMIT, SERIOUSLY? FUCK THIS. REALLY I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING THIS (ALONE MUCH LESS IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE) NO. PLEASE. NO."

Hit alot of nerves for me, the x-men series,being 10 and fapping to Heavy Metal, Ralf Ziervogel.

[alienmode]

@baggarino LOL thanks ya lil hipster

[baggarino]

@alienmode FUKN it's like a KITH commerical to sketch interlude buffer thing, there it is, nailed it.

[alienmode]

@baggarino yes :) thats exactly what we said when we were making it and editing it and shit.... tryna bring back the good ol days

[tomforthefuture]

Mint.

[cactussquid]

like a potato. amazing.

[Schwartzhund]

The house of Xavier fell like a house of cards. And by "cards" I mean masochistic sexual deviants.

[Raykak]

shoutouts to capcom vs series soundclips

i've literally wasted my life playing fighting games

[hellointernet]

Nice and horrifying.

[TheMurphdick]

which one of you devout homosexuals drew the rockin schweet sex scene? It gave me quite a chubb. Also where is my shirt and pube-free dvd?

[alienmode]

@TheMurphdick is this cole H? who this be... t-shirts shipped a week ago or so

[TheMurphdick]

@alienmode Dis be murphdick.And how the fudge do I order a shirt from youse guys? The site is down,and last time i tried you only had self-suck dvd's. You guys should really consider renting a flea market booth to sell this shit.Mexicans love mde!

[alienmode]

@TheMurphdick oh-- we're all out of DVDs... if you want a shirt paypal $25 to alienmode at gmail dot com with the shipping address.. add $5 for non-US shipments :)

[alienmode]

@TheMurphdick the illustrations are mostly by james esposito including the sex scene. email me about the shirt/dvd -- alienmode gmail

[cockyrooster]

what band is that in the beginning playing? I've heard that song somewhere before and have been trying to find more songs from them!

[alienmode]

@cockyrooster future islands

[monkeydoosicle]

fuck you for putting retarded wolverine into my subconscious. i get flashes of him saying "sumpin" out of nowhere now.

[ebbtides]

mindy fucking bott

[BlackclawApoch]

the best part of the video is the charlie sheen cigar censor

[kevinbrueck]

I love how Storm is white now and Wolverine is a seemingly overweight pawn shop owner.

[alienmode]

@kevinbrueck Storm is white, that's about the only thing those goofballs could get right

[salvucci91]

where the fuck did you find those shameless retards for the end of the video?

[alienmode]

@salvucci91 hah vimeo--they made a shit ton of other videos. check our facebook wall. they have batman which you might want to watch

[viciousbloodbath]

So let's see if I can get this straight. The year was 2011 and in the United States, random ass shit, for the sake of being random, is considered funny and shitty, jagged and unpracticed art is good? I disagree with FSGrapecataz. I do not believe that this will make Charlie Sheen get his shit together, I believe that this is what causes earthquakes and the tsunami. Hipster-Randomness will be the end of us all.

[alienmode]

@viciousbloodbath if i had feelings, and if it were possible for someone with a brain as small as yours to hurt my feelings, then watching your single uploaded video would make me feel better about my feelings that you hurt

[viciousbloodbath]

@alienmode The fact that you took time to investigate my profile might be creepy, if I were able to experience fear.

[lumburgapalooza]

@viciousbloodbath

I think you're operating under the assumption that, because you have some profound distaste for this kind of comedy, that this sort of thing is somehow "mainstream" or that people are "trendy" for considering it funny. That seems a bit masturbatory, considering the very snobbishness with which you regard these supposedly "Hipsterish" videos.

[viciousbloodbath]

@lumburgapalooza If either this video, or my words seem "masturbatory" to you, that's fine. I guess you still have time to figure out your own sexuality. But in all seriousness, I do think it's dirty to dog on someone's take and creativity. So for that, believe it or not, I do apologize for my first comment on the video. It's okay for me to not like it and I can always take a pass.

[lumburgapalooza]

@viciousbloodbath

I'm confused. Exactly what connection is there between the phrase "masturbatory" and my sexuality? Nevermind, I guess. It seems like you tried really hard so I'll just let you have it.

It's good, though, that you're able to admit fault. Few on the internet find it in themselves to do so, for fear that their sexuality might be so reasonably called into question. Kudos on your bravery.

[alienmode]

@lumburgapalooza lol LBP reppin HARD

[Schwartzhund]

Damn, the house of Xavier fell hard.

[macr0machine]

LOL

[BlackclawApoch]

"i sense something terrible is happening"

AND HE IS NOT WRONG, HOO HOO

[BboYDICCCCCCEEEEEEEE]

sextastic 

[vaidisuh]

smoking weed

[alienmode]

@vaidisuh waste

[vaidisuh]

@alienmode guess how much $ i smoke in weed erey week, just guess at it

[KawaiiNekoFaggot]

I love Comix Zone

[alienmode]

@KawaiiNekoFaggot you are comix zone

[RoboJester]

This is what I imagine heaven to be like.

[CognosSquare]

I just got kicked out by a nightcrawler and he is bad.

[DerBertRam]

Holy shit, this is so fucking great! I have to hope that there will be more.

[ModifierLE]

Fuck the Xmen

[bmcjones]

This video makes me want to bless Jesus Christ.

[alienmode]

@bmcjones thank you

[Yosefhouser]

Better than the movies.

[ianhoven]

This is a monument to human imagination and a beacon representing freedom of the human spirit.

[alienmode]

@ianhoven youre right

[PinkBridget]

My pussy just creamed all over the floor, and I'm out of Kleenex® Brand Tissues to clean it up.

[MadamFoogie]

My cat just vomited gummy bears.

[joeyclassic]

flagged :)

[NurrenNife]

@joeyclassic Good for you.

[9ish]

Love the new intro

[harboringanomalies]

My foreskin exploded.

[LameBushido]

i wish i was dead

[freeartnow]

<3 fat down syndrome Wolverine

[fredjhenzel]

truly shocking.

[funkophone]

Tits.

[Gollon666]

i farted constantly

[BlackclawApoch]

from the underground up to the fucking heavens

[veuvecliquot]

i still think terry rimmers gonna be the cash cow

[alienmode]

@veuvecliquot you've proven time and time again you have bad taste

[lumburgapalooza]

Stop telling me to do things.

[alienmode]

@lumburgapalooza nudes

[FSGrapecataz]

This is the shit that will end world hunger. This is the shit that will make Charlie Sheen get his shit together. This is the video that will keep me from bringing a gun to work and blowing my brains out in front of the sheeplike masses.

This is video revolution.

[alienmode]

@FSGrapecataz long live the new flesh

[alienmode]

@raymontmasse i wish i could die so God could molest me

[TunerRSI]

I always think of just steering my car into on coming traffic at the very last second when in the right lane.

It's what keeps me sprung

[alienmode]

@TunerRSI stay on your toes you never know when that suicide urge might compel you

[gyroj3t]

After I watched this I cried cum out my eyes. Thanks MDE.

[alienmode]

@gyroj3t no thank you (for the cum)

[sukka113]

This is comic brilliance!

[elecsexation]

I came. You sticklefuck of a television programme I will not share your blue eyes cunty rudderfuck show with the awful world. Could you aim to leave a stitch? Your sexy gets puncture in my slippery scant Jeremy. My golden skin will cum eyes in your eyes you quail-egg sexbomb down syndrome nipple sailors.

[alienmode]

@elecsexation jesus

[alienmode]

@elecsexation you ever consider writing gay erotica you'd kill it

[yeenar]

i seriously can't even comprehend everything that's just been applied to my brain. description & video combined was like a fuckin MDE ovaload that i need to process slowly

sega

[alienmode]

@yeenar haha fuck yeaa

[NurrenNife]

What the hell

[alienmode]

@NurrenNife welcome to my world enjoy yourself

[NurrenNife]

@alienmode I enjoy your world.

[clashx9]

Jean has been abducted.

[jacobc999]

God gikid oud by nide qualer and he's baaad. Supinhapintoem!

[alienmode]

@jacobc999 hahaha god damnit

[9ish]

Beyond the best of the best of the rest!

[UndeadReimu]

this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

[hamwich1]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

[buzzcat3]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

OH DEAR GOD, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, MY LUNGS, OH GOT THE PAIN!

[Schwartzhund]

hahaha you depraved bastards! Yes!

[alienmode]

@Schwartzhund :) thanks schwartzy