Stephen Merchant chatting up a girl

[shariotoflove]

this guy must have been ugly as fuck if Steve thinks he had a chance. ive seen better looking praying mantises than merchant.

[Wizlyy]

@shariotoflove I object strongly to that, I admit he may not be what some people call "conventionally attractive" but he's super attractive to a lot of women (and probably men?), myself included. He's handsome in an adorkable kind of way and I wouldn't change his bug eyes for the world, OK?!!1! xD

[shariotoflove]

@Wizlyy whatever...

[Literion1]

Steve would make her wet just by throwing his smart jokes at her, that's for sure, the mans got game.

[meaky]

yea maxism umm

sounds like the UK

[djparnate]

the virginity is strong with this guy .......

[fourgettes]

@djparnate have you even seen his ex?!

[embertree55]

I can't help but imagine Wheatley telling this to Space Core... In space.

[Hibofobi]

@trisoutlaw86 that game gave him 100 extra dollars on some dvds from amazon..

[lockdown172]

better than karl...

[reasonformirrors]

You're having a laugh, love.

[alzyboy89]

dont look at the glasses look at hes eyes ^^ hahaaa

[kenhes]

In any given capitalist environment the proletariat will revolt against the repression of the bourgeoisie and after a brief period of socialist rule emerge as a classless society governed by the community corporation. Hello Ladies!

[postmasterw00t]

@kenhes monkey dust reference?

[kenhes]

@postmasterw00t No. See above "video".

[postmasterw00t]

@kenhes i should have watched the video first, it reminds me of this /watch?v=hlTQ5mbZG3U

[philxcorexinxurxface]

@Thefatasswiper -.- well he's a lot fucking funnier than you, you cunt. You have no taste.

[GhosteonProductions]

I get stuck listening to this at least three times a day, at the very least. Is there something wrong with me? Because I love this. A lot.

[GhosteonProductions]

@edboon95 Shut up. Just shut up, because NO ONE CARES.

[KittiMitties]

I think this is the first bit of RSK material I ever saw. I'll never forget it :)

[MultiUniv3rsal]

I demand more Wheatley if there's ever a Portal 3. Amazing work.

[edboon95]

ravage your a mug go wank over terminator if you wanna play portal

and wow sayin im a fool ,proper wounded and its meaningful if you like gay robot porn you pure batty

[Arella17]

@edboon95 You fail at typing as if you're speaking with a UK accent

[jim191185]

@Arella17 nice language you have there. idiot.

[benzo641]

Leave Steve alone

[Luke21352]

Who is he???

[JustDoinItForTheLulz]

@Luke21352 He is a Comedian, who voiced wheatly in Portal 2

[Bot23]

@Luke21352 Although he is more famous for co-writing and directing The Office and Extras.

[an032nv]

You're havin a laugh love

[HanakoFairhall]

Heheh, was he reading Machiavelli?

[TehRavenclaww]

The foot high club! Ahahahahaha!

[suddenuprising]

his knowledge of marxism isnt as broad as he thinks it is.

[ChristieSeraph]

wheatley :DDDD

[edboon95]

wounded

[edboon95]

seriously tho portal is shit you just walk round bummin a robot

[TheLostGamingEmo]

@edboon95 Then you suck at puzzles.

[kingofthering24]

@edboon95 Yeah, if you can't solve puzzles it is.

[fakeaccount663]

@edboon95

omg, im not even gonna bother on how much of a fool you are, the story line of portal is probably better and more meaningfull than most films and video games out there.

[Ravage017]

@edboon95 you're a faggot.

[edboon95]

yay

[edboon95]

hahh hah hah no.

[DannyForest07]

If Marx and Engels is not gonna get a woman sweaty down below, then my name is not Steve Merchant.

[edboon95]

portal is gay play cod its a badman game

[akeel456]

@edboon95 HAH.

[DeathNoteNear38]

@edboon95 LULZ

[BattleButlerJeeves]

@edboon95

Thanks, you gave me the biggest laugh I've had in a while.

[Dccopus]

@trisoutlaw86 SOME GAME!? It is Portal 2 and it is not just some game.

[malejdraha]

This is the longest and the most dry joke I ever heard. And the best one too.

[Tinymclean]

People should stop bitching about only knowing him through Portal 2, You're not better than anyone just because you knew him before.

[mizurupearlvoice]

@trisoutlaw86 I think someone will burn your house down with lemons.

[supergameman872]

i didn't expext stephen to look like this man portal 2

[BarriosGroupie]

Steve is so... creepy

[StrongIntelligent]

@trisoutlaw86 I knew the Smerch before portal, but it is a pretty awesome game, and it does really showcase his comedic talent.

[vfedericox]

@trisoutlaw86 some game?... SOME GAME?! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! IM A POTATO!

[postmasterw00t]

@vfedericox well im a magic potato, heres the proof  /watch?v=mN1t_JUdla4

[Werebereus]

@trisoutlaw86 So what if they do?

[IIxSmgYxII]

@Werebereus fucking embarrassing

[Werebereus]

@IIxSmgYxII Hey, it's positive publicity that paws.

[djracab25]

what the title says: Stephen Merchant chatting up a girl

how i see it: Wheatly is chatting up a girl

[dirkbogarde44]

He chatted up an ex of mine in a bar in east london once. She didn't fall for it. Wish she had, I might not have ended up with her.

[etocadet]

@trisoutlaw86 mate portal isn't just some game, it was a game which was sold as a free optional extra in a 30+hour game (it was only 3 hours long on its own) but it was by far the best thing on it. and he plays essentially your companion and I would watch it on youtube

[countchunkula]

@etocadet Yeah It's a game. 

[MrSiiKez]

@etocadet That IS just some game.

[MrMattyvibes]

@etocadet whut? uh thats not Portal 2

[MrMattyvibes]

@etocadet Poratl 2 was sold as an extra to another game?

[MrMattyvibes]

@etocadet That was Portal!

[MrTacoman432]

Love him

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

Why does it matter how one discovered him, anyway?

[MrRtwoJ]

That is good... But compared to his holiday disaster in brazil is the funniest thing ever

[spooney100]

'I'm not even gonna waste my time with you love!' brilliant! I've thought the same thing many times!

[TheBrownUn]

the man is just not funny

[lemonsawdust]

@trisoutlaw86 I can't believe some people only know of Portal 2 through some guy!!!

[mopheadrocker13]

He's a funny guy in general but his performance as Wheatley in Portal 2 brought to life what was, in my opinion, one of the best voice acted characters in a game ever.

[CounterNerd]

@mopheadrocker13

G-Man is wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy better

[Nabolzi]

@mopheadrocker13

didnt know that was him yes definitely best voice acting ever so fucking great

[Mohrkai]

@mopheadrocker13

I found Cave Johnson to be much more amusing. ESPECIALLY when he talks about the asbestos

Wheatley was like the little science geek in school, I think the only funny thing that he said was where he says get ready to catch him.

[bensimps123]

@mopheadrocker13 he's done way better then a game u geek

[mopheadrocker13]

@bensimps123 I'm sorry, you're calling me a geek despite the fact that you are using your free time to insult people on youtube? Life's all kinds of weird.

[bensimps123]

@mopheadrocker13 he's a comedy writer and actor and you go on about a shitty game character.

[mopheadrocker13]

@bensimps123 I can't even be bothered to continue to point out how much of a moron you are.

[bensimps123]

@mopheadrocker13 get back to your computer games geek boy

[MyFishIsTwonk]

@bensimps123 Is that meant to be offensive or...?

[bensimps123]

@MyFishIsTwonk stop wanking over your keyboard and go find a girlfreind or boyfreind

[MyFishIsTwonk]

@bensimps123 D'awwh, and here we see the high school "cool kid" venting his anger because he no longer causes misery and is stuck in a dead end job at a fast food restaurant.

[MrMousiee]

@trisoutlaw86 I first heard of him via Portal 2. Since I'm only just 16 now when they were doing the XFM radio shows I'd only have been about 8 years old. I also live in Lancashire so couldn't get the XFM radio station in the car I was taking a ride in and I didn't have any knowledge of using a computer at that age. This was not my era of comedy so I didn't hear about it. It isn't my fault that I only started listening to him this year.

[LondonPride25]

@MrMousiee Check out the Office and Extras. Brilliant.

[hulahoolaXx]

Lol I love all of Steve's stories, they're always do cringey

[razarsenal180]

Be fair to a lot of people who are Americans wouldn't know who Merchant is. Plus, now thanks to Portal 2, they know who he is.

[JamalLeeIsObii]

The funniest goggle-eyed monster freak ever

[5teampunker]

Goggle eyed oggmonster freak

[asia246222]

Woah. He talks like he talks like he's a hummingbird on speed.

[MethodWive]

haha this was the most amazing game character in a game, WEATHLEY :D i loved his english accent

[Sullz]

Man of the month

[AnnoyingElvin]

watch This video With Your Eyes Closed..I See a Little Robot..

[badgerkins1991]

haha brilliant anecdote

[badgerkins1991]

haha brilliant anecdote

[SuppDansLeHood]

Yay! Anyone else here from the merry old land of England?

[ThomasConnor1]

Saw him live last night soo gooood

[Pinkcatninja]

I love his voice.

[TheNICKoroni]

i imagine steven as a core. :D

[muckyfrigger]

I've only been following Gerv and Smerch since 1998 on XFM and of course the legend himself Pilkio1

[ph1lo]

Whats your twenty @muckyfrigger

Loving the name "Smerch." Did you make that up.

BoxerBoy out.

[AkefiaCovers]

He's in Hot Fuzz and Run Fat Boy Run.... you guys need to watch more British stuff.

But true. Portal is win :3

[DarkJADz8]

@AkefiaCovers What?! What the fuck are you on about? Simon Pegg is in Hot Fuzz and Run Fat Boy Run not Stephen Merchant!

[playercentralvideos]

@DarkJADz8 Actually, Stephen Merchant is in Hot Fuzz and Run Fat Boy, Run albeit in small roles

[AkefiaCovers]

@DarkJADz8 hahaha he was P.I.STAKER, the dude with the missing Goose and in run fat boy run, i cant remember... um he was the dude that got replaced by Simon in the race I think... last watched it 2 years ago, so i kinda forget that one

[Baz87100]

@AkefiaCovers No, he's not.

[Smurchison]

Hilarious and a lovely bit of PIL at the end!

[14robisco]

what is this wheatley nonsense?! Its Smerch!

[exxplosiveriellebear]

he is just like wheatley sweet talking cute and says brilliant awesomely love you stephen!!!

[tFighterPilot]

Didn't know him before either. Love how he keeps saying "Brilliant!" So English.

[mochopz]

LOL amazing

[wlymca]

I never knew him until Wheatley.

[Chccy]

Well I guess I can join the club of knowing about Stephen BEFORE Wheatley....

[TheHalodude923]

ha ha no longer will there be 444 comments :D

[saraannleslie]

smerchhh!

[oskarhollgren]

"If she thought that you were like a freaky-looking dork..."

"Exactly"

"who didn't have the nerve to speak..."

"If that is what she..."

"If that's what she thinks, then she's..."

"Then I DON-WANNA-KNOW-HER!!!"

"DA... I couldn't... aaa.. you walked away, and GOOD LUCK TO YA!!!"

"And I have my dignity intact!"

"Yes, and she's NOTHING!"

[lighteningdinosaur]

I love Steve.. he can 'chat me up' anyday :)

[babbleintooblivion]

What podcast episode is this from?

[savethecolumbians]

y´re funny... but you´re a rat who sold yr soul by doin an advert for barclays... how do u sleep at night? on a stack of cash... swine!!!!

[xiandrii]

@savethecolumbians you jealous, son?

[savethecolumbians]

@xiandrii jealous that i didnt sell out to a bank... naaaah... wealth for me is about clarity of mind, friends, family and health, right about now I'm rockin them all m8!

[Bodaciousc1234]

I'm gonna go on all of the Wheatley videos and obnoxiously type 'Darren Lamb!'

[xDRUNKxAPACHEx]

@Bodaciousc1234 lol

[SuperCatfire]

wheatley

[sonicsega555]

@QuickLoosenHisPants No it's a good thing people found him out through a game, so they know more about him, especially a brilliant game. These days video games are as a respectable medium as films, literature, and music. If you ever get a chance to play portal 2, you can see Stephen shine as the character he plays as he does in any other form of medium.

[NeverNetherland]

wheeeeaaatleeeeyyyyyy! aww.

[smarteekendra]

Wheatley, was the pretty girl chell and are you talking to GLaDOS?

[DragonsRule02]

Ricky's laugh is just fucking hilarious XDDDD

[blueragebull]

You're having a laugh luv!

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Do you know any female doctors that do that?

[JohnMaxibillion]

Woah! Steve's rival pulled off Andy Lee's ultimate pick-up line!

[Rimppakinttu89]

I'm 21 and I'd say that I'm quite smart and funny (usually, when you are inteligent you're also funny, at least that's what I think :) And I'm in love with Steve, but I live in Finland, so I've got no chanche in hell with him.

Many boys (= yes, I said "boys", not "men") at my age are quite dum and unfunny. And those who are smart and funny, they allredy have girlfriends.

So I guess, I'll be single all my life :(

[javalin597]

Looks like wheatley is a ladies man...

[1cmaczekk]

fucking stuttering fucker



[Jiurke]

I never payed much attention to this bloke before Portal 2. I can't unhear Wheatley every time he speaks now D=

[TheKristinwithanI]

Foot high club, oh God

[SmexyAsianGirls]

portal 2 :D

[Modinthalis]

What is this from? Have they started a new series of podcasts?

[daisyg11]

@Modinthalis it's from their original xfm radio shows, they are all on youtube if you search "telepop123" that's the youtuber who has them all on their channel :)

[billadama]

So guess he's Steven "Portal 2" Merchant now.

[SenorLukey]

I went to the same school as Stephen Merchant :) <3

[00woolley]

Everybody please thumbs down me.

[corgidawg]

@00woolley there ya go

[FrostFur22]

@00woolley You just made my day XD

[Junedude433]

@00woolley M'kay

[QuadfishTym]

This video makes me sad I didn't know about the awesomeness of Stephen before Portal 2... But I must be the 50th person who's said that.

[dandiesel3000]

Shindlers List in Space!

[TheInsideOutsiders]

I'm in space.

[SternMann93]

Wheatley.

[xDRUNKxAPACHEx]

@SternMann93 sigh...

[raqmarotemar17]

I LVE HIM BEFORE AND MORE AFTER PORTAL 2

[Aprilwolf94]

can someone please tell me when this was recorded? (I'm analysing it for school and it would be helpful if I could have a date :) )

[MrCollywoggles]

@Aprilwolf94 I'm almost Sure this Steve Merchant recording was during the XFM radio show with him and Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington. March 30th 2002 is the date I have on my iPod. I was only listening to it about 20minutes ago and randomly stumbled across this video :)

[Aprilwolf94]

@MrCollywoggles thanks very much, that's very helpful! ^^

[cmoz88]

I'm going watching his stand-up in Liverpool on Tuesday! :D

[JasdAfterburner111]

Im referring to vmikozod

[JasdAfterburner111]

Me too

[c0rnf1ake]

im not seeing this as comedy :/

[JamesCFraser]

Too right, son! Just walk away from those "types".

[vmikozod]

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I didn't really knew Stephen before Portal 2, it's kind of sad, because he's blody brilliant, and so cute! :D I wish I knew him WAY before the game, and I wish that everyone else knew him too! :)

[1001000111]

@vmikozod: XFM radio. Go. Go now...!

[vmikozod]

@1001000111 OKAY THANK YOU!! :D

[cmoz88]

@vmikozod :O seriously?!?!?!?!

[vmikozod]

@cmoz88 Yeah, seriously. :( I live in Hungary, and very few people knew him before the game, and still very few people know his other works. :(

[GreyFenn]

@vmikozod Same here! It´s a shame that we needed a game to guide us to him, but it´s pretty cool that something like that can get him a new fanbase!

[cccaymol]

@vmikozod I saw him in the movie "Tooth Fairy", which has Dwayne Johnson in it too. Its fucking hilarious, and when ever Dwayne would say something snappy to Stephen, I would say "DONT MESS WITH WHEATLEY BITCH!!!"