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  • lol whats that song???

  • At first, I thought your video was serious because this is the same kind of stuff hardcore christian conspiracy nuts say.

  • lol what you beleavers know is bull and lies

    im the ultimate atheist so i dont beleave any bull

    also you lot of not seen the antichrist yet he not made him self know yet but hes trying but you lot just want to think the other way lol, and you and your kind have no idea what the true fcking signs are they are not 4 you lot to have understanding of lol can you still not Geuss? non-of-you-beleavers have no understanding whats so ever, plus its not about beleaveing its about understanding

  • Oh, you're the anti-christ? Then why hasn't anyone heard of you? Oh wait, I know, cause you're not.

  • this guy is a fuckin idiot restoring peace is really bad , god wants us to be at war fucking god.

  • Wow. That was incredible.  One of the best videos I've seen on YouTube.

  • HALLELUJAH Brother Error! I got my one-way ticket on the Rapture Express praise Jesus I'm voting for that devil Obama!!!

  • I'm sure the REAL "AntiChrist" wouldn't have been too chicken to enter into a wager he was sure to win.

    Robin Hood? My arse. YOU are the fucktard claiming the world is going to end, but even while you make that claim and money should be totally meaningless to you, the issue you have with my wager is that I'm ... after your money? You're not only a coward. You're a stupid one to boot. Goth? The Visigoths were real men. They sacked Rome. You'd run screaming from a midge.

  • Thanks a lot!

  • Brilliant Mate!

  • Damn good satire, and a fine entry to the Sandpapered Cornea Contest for the video whose soft-focused central subject is matched by a superbly crisp background bookshelf. Well done!

  • Could you please tell me the song you used in the beginning? Thanks!

  • ROTFLMAO. Sure, dude. Sure. Brave Sir Robin Runs Away.

  • some faggot comes on here in shades hiding his idenity and claims someone is the anti christ.. you Repubs are so fucking dumb..

  • This. Is. A. Satire.

  • Come on you spineless wonder. Let's see you put your money where your mouth is, shall we?

    watch?v=ZZ-7hPA_A5c

  • Hahahahaha... hilarious! :D

  • Dont make your joy at this prospect too obvious !! ha ha

  • I am Christian and I find this terrifically funny!!! Laughter and love are the signs of the Divine. Superb video (smidge weak on production value, but that just adds to the fun)

  • Coward. No deal. I do NOT believe in an afterlife. I do NOT believe in "returning to earth". I want the moolah in THIS life.

    So, not negotiable. In 1311 days, if we are still alive and well, and the Apocalypse failed to kick off, I get the money. No ifs, no buts. If the Apocalypse DOES happen, you can do with my "soul" whatever the hell you like.

    Sorry, but if you want to play like a big man you are going to accept a measurable criterion. Otherwise, you're just chicken. As I knew you'd be.

  • Sure. If in 1312 days we are still around, you pay me a large wad of cash. If not, you can have my "soul". Didn't I say that already? Lemme see: "You and Satan get to prick me with your pitchforks if I lose."

    Now then. Stop talking, show me the money.

  • He's mocking someone. But it's not atheists.

  • No, I call your stupidity "deep". It is. I am an atheist, a naturalist and I reject everything supernatural. One day I will die and cease to exist. That is precisely why I will never "lose my life" or "pass on" or any such bullshit.

    You want to place an honest wager on that prediction? You and Satan get to prick me with your pitchforks if I lose. If in 1314 days we're still around, you pay me a large wad of cash. Come on. Put your money where your mouth is. Or where your typing fingers are.

  • you sure its a joke?

    Oh i guess. I just couldn't figure it because he sounds so sincere.

  • The depth to which you failed to understand what I just said there is mindblowing.

  • I will never lose my life. I will die along with it.

  • man, this is nuts. 1-you are a fuckin racist, 2-you must be a conservative blowhard.

    from what it looks like, John mccain will win because the majority of americans are a group of bible belt fanatics.

  • You hear that "shoosh!" sound? That's the joke going over your head.

  • LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS....

  • This is so sad, and so pitiful.

  • this video is funny as hell XD

  • I have a wager going with an (ex?) Satanist. If B.O. turns out NOT to be the anti-Christ I stand to make 10000 Euro out of this. Earliest I can win is if, come November, he loses the election. Otherwise I may have to wait 4 or 8 years provided the End times don't start during his office. (Grin)

  • Wow...

    Okay, it's satire. I got that.

    But then, I've never cared much for satire. Sorry.

  • I often wondered why CHURCH & CIRCUS derived frm t/same Greek Root (chyrce/circe). They both produce CLOWNS!

  • fuckin right im gonna use that at my school i hope u dun mind

  • Based on your logic, MICHAEL JACKSON, OPRAH WINFREY, MICK JAGGER, ELTON JOHN, NEIL DIAMOND, MICHAEL PHELPS, etc, etc, etc, must be the ANTI-CHRIST!

  • oh sweet zombie jesus, are you serious? WHAT?a black man in "politics", he must be the destroyer of all existance as we know it. (dipshit)

  • Very amusing... Well I'll help you christian to your impending rapture after all you'll be the only ones enjoying it. Vote for Obama.... Rapture bring it on! Pffft hahaha rapture.... yeah great word Rapture just like sodomite it's catchy.

  • A miracle would be just one day when brain damaged, gob smacking religionists have nothing to say about anything. Get a life.

    Religionism is a genetic defect. It will be dead in a couple of generations along with all their incoherent mind pablum.

  • lol

  • Subscribed!

  • Absolutely hilarious!! I wish my right-wing cousin would see this... his head would explode!

  • Fantastic! One of your best videos! Have you been listening to Pat Condell, I wonder?

    Oh BTW you look fantastically ridiculous in that outfit --- the only thing better would be the garments of a priest (or better yet a bishop or Cardinal!)

  • I have of course:-)

  • right on! that was awesome... maybe that's the strategy that the democrats and blue states need to take... try to convince the red state Christians that Obama IS the anti-Christ and if they want the rapture to happen they HAVE to vote him in.

  • Lol at Obama the antichrist

    Isn't the antichrist supposed to rule for 7 years? US presidents only get 4 years.

  • What about a second term? More proof where any needed!!

  • I hadn't thought of that, but I do doubt that Obama is going to claim he is god.

  • Ah he's lulled you into a false sense of security .... excelleeent :-P

  • What's the worst thing (within reason) that could happen if he did? People start laughing at him? Boo him off stage? Ask for proof?

    Proof or poof, either he proves he is the antichrist, or he leaves office and is mocked for the rest of his life.

  • XD I love you now. This is awesome.

  • =] That seems so racist

  • Man, that accent kicks ass!!! Why can't I have an accent like that? -_____-;

    Oh, and good video. The accent is definitely one of your drawing points.

  • Ya know...I have several videos that I need to make, but I just wasn't feeling "up to them"...ya know what I mean.

    But I really wanted to record something...this video has inspired me!!!!

    Video on the way soon!

  • I do, I do indeed! I have truly been the instrument of ... erm ... something.

  • Ooooooh, so very old... nope.

  • Castle AAaaaargh... sorry - not really sorry. It's all derivitive bull my man.

  • Lets all recycle plastic bags and pretend it's all good eh?

  • No. Lets recycle and be realistic.

  • Realistic? You're kidding. How is that being realistic? Even if we'd begun decades ago the whole process would still be going on. It's pointless.

  • Well yes it would still be going on. Thats what "recycling" is. Most European countries have been recycling for decades, and as a result have created an entire economy around the activity, as well as reducing landfill sizes, the need for garbage collection and increasing composting. How is any of this pointless? Here in Sweden, the council collects all our compost and recycles all plastics, metals and paper. If they didn't Sweden would generate millions of tons of extra waste each year.

  • I'm not convinced you're clear on what the words "recycling" or "pointless" mean. They certainly convey no information in the context you've used them here.

  • this Anti-Christ must have been educated at Pat Robertson school system or other private parochial systems or else how could he be clueless on ancient knowledge?

    Ethiopic? LOL. you mean Swahili? that isn't a Semitic language. it's African Kushite language.

    Do you speak Celtic? that's like asking, do you speak Roman? LOL. you mean Gaelic?

    there are other gaps in "Evil One's" knowledge but suffice to say he is a disappointment or rather a relief. you don't want a smart Anti-Christ anyway.

  • Appologies, I was refering to the desperate attepmts to redress the effects of 'climate change' rather than those issues. You're right of course.

  • This was brilliant:-) Thanks for the heads up.

  • I have to disagree, US politics is much more interesting. Besides, I'm Irish and I live in Sweden. Both countries are politically obscure, boring and insignificant. Of course, rabidly communist by an American standard. But boring:-)

  • Bring on God's Rupture! Hallelujah!

  • Amen to that!

  • This sounds more like it! I await your infernal instructions my Lord.

  • Gnomes of Zurich? either you refer to the Calvinist Christian scholars of Zurich in the 18th century, the Jewish bankers of Zurich in the 19th century, actual gnomes wandering underground below the mountainous foothill forests outside of Zurich or some obscure group in Zurich, Switzerland that calls themselves that or a college sketch comedy theatrical troupe in Zurich by that name. any of those possibilities are disturbing and insulting to the people of Zurich.

  • i concur, Klericul. "The Cleansing"? it has a dramamtic sound to it. do i smell award-winning screenplay kudos and comments by film critics?

    "The Cleansing"! that would make a great sequel to Stephen King's "The Shining" and "The Burning". and then came "The Cleansing".

    and it's going to happen on Cinco De Mayo?

    Es mio bueno! four days after May Day?

    sounds very Nostradamus-esque.

  • Immortality sounds pretty good, but how will I KNOW I'm immortal? I'm looking for something verifiable. Given your list of amazing claims, the Mocha thing sounds pretty basic. I'd be prepared to worship you for miraculous mocha. Honest. We atheists are cheap, just stump of the evidence and we are all yours. Ask anyone.

  • Well I'm very disappointed some Antichrist you turned out to be. What miracles DO you offer?

  • I was rather hoping for horns, not ten, but two maybe ...

  • Alright ... how about you make a steaming hot cup of Mocha, with chocolate sprinkles, appear on my desk in the next 5 mins. You've got lots of leeway as to how to make this happen. Someone can just come to the door, a helicopter can lower it in through the window or it can simply spring into existence on the desk. Go!

  • Ah ... right ... O .. K ... so you're the antichrist are you? For real then?

  • You're YT page wasn't terribly informative.

  • erm .... is it possible, actually possible that you think this vid a serious claim as regards the end times and the anti-christ? Either that or you are treading to close to the parody edge of doom .... you're beginning to sound like a GENUINE nutter. Just a heads up.

  • Golly another date!! I can't wait, and I like the name "The Cleansing" it's got a certain ring a about it .... bring on the apocalypse!

  • It is rediculous, how religion always seems to get tied into politics. What ever happened to seperation of chruch and state

  • There is nothing worse than a sober Irishman!!!!

  • Who says I'm sober? Maybe this is what I'm like when I'm pissed:-)

  • Obama is a tool.  Antichrist, I don't care...

    Most people who look at politics are only looking at the superficial elements. There are no real fundamental differences between McCain and Obama. Their agenda is a statist agenda.

    The funding for both of these puppets is coming from the same places.

  • I'm not convinced of this. Obama has a genuine grassroots funding, not unlike Ron Paul. Obama has the advantage over RP of having convinced his party he's the best candidate, and not being insane.

  • You do not believe that they are both statists?

    Please, name a few fundamental differences between McCain and Obama.

  • universal health care, energy independence the Iraq war, the approach to Iran, relationship with the wider world?

  • Health care is not a right. Nobody has the right to the labor of another. (I don't have health insurance, but I will not accept government health care.)

    Where is Obama going to get the money to give every family a $1,000 stimulus? Part of it is said to come from "Big Oil" profits.

    Iraq. Obama wants to leave troops in Iraq. He is not going to stop the building of gargantuan US military bases. The farce 'War on Terror' is going to continue.

    Iran. Stop telling them what to do. The End.

  • You asked how they were different. Question answered. This post is merely presenting the electoral platform of the anarchy party .. or something. Different topic.

  • As regards these tangential points raised, your opinions, are merely that. It is not an immutable law that "Nobody has the right to the labor of another.". Who says? Even sensible theists realise that laws are just what humans invent to make society function. So I disagree with you on every point above, not least because you present them as transcendent decrees. You're not Moses, neither was Moses for that matter. You're just another guy with an opinion, a poorly thought through one in my view.

  • so sassy. sassy sarcastic, Terry! LMAO. you're name is Terry? it makes me think of Terry Gilliam of Monty Python.

    i think this piece deserves a part II at least. these hypocrites need severe smashing and bashing and punishing razor sharp sarcasm that makes them run home and cry to their momma and beg their eternal space daddy for mercy. ;D

  • Barack Obama is not the anti-Christ. Instead, Barack Obama is an anti-American racist who idolized the teachings of Jeremiah Wright, Malcolm X, The black Panthers, and the Ayers-Dohrn terrorists. Obama is extremely dangerous to America. The Europeans (like the man in this video) love Obama because he will severely weaken America's military. Europe loves the idea of a weakened U.S. military, just as the entire middle east does.

  • This one dimensional cardboard cutout is just absurd as the other. Obama is just a person, and Europeans can't even agree a constitution, let alone a generation spanning conspiracy to "weaken" America. The Europeans that are drawn to Obama do so because he promises a more balanced and safer world for everyone, Americans, Europeans and Iranians.

  • Ah, the smell of right wing desperation. When in doubt, toss around the ole anti-american label. Your fear-mongering might work on a few these days, but most of us can see right through it.

  • The name is Brian, not sure where the Terry comes from. This is actually one of the suggestions you made, so I'm glad you liked it:-)

  • sorry, Terry. I mean Brian.

    it's Rhonda9's fault. she seemed to call you Terry in a comment. i knew your name was Brian from before but a Sao Paolo mirth weed induced half baked temporary memory loss will do that to me.

    wow! this was my video request fulfilled!? awesome! you're so cool! that outfit was kickin! thanks, Terry! i mean, Brian. sorry, Terry. i mean Brian. ;-P

  • LOL ... glad you liked the "outfit":-)

  • It's disturbing that some people of voting age actually believe this nonsense.

  • I've heard that Barak Obama might be capable of actually landing an airplane, and not get shot down in a state of the art jet, by crappy Army surplus WWII anti aircraft Russian junk by North Vietnamese, and spilling his guts under torture, then coming home as a hero.

    But that's just something I heard.

    I wouldn't fuck that trophy wife with Moderate Agnostic's dick.

    And her beer sucks.

  • Hey! Careful with that thing! I use it!

  • With people pensively waiting for signs, it's not surprising you have taken responsibility to be one of the many appointed spokesman Terry. :)

  • Hey ... you're confusion everyone .... I'm Brian not Terry!:-)

  • I am just glad Ron Paul is splitting the Republican vote

  • Umm, WRONG. He's splitting the Democrat vote, because smart liberal minded people realize that he was the only real chance for change this year. You've got to wonder about any candidate the media either ignores or tries to humiliate publicly. Do your homework on Obama, dude.

  • you do realize that Ron Paul is a Republican don't you. So he would be spliting the Republican vote, not democratic, unless from what your saying, democrats are gonna vote for ron paul.

  • Is he splitting any vote? Is he actually going to be on the ballot?

  • Ok, ok, I've got this one:

    Ron Paul is not going to be on the ballot, period. Voters always have the option to write in a candidate. Many vote for Mickey Mouse.

    That being said, I will join thousands of Freedom-loving (Patriot-Act-hating) Americans across town from the Republican Convention, 9/02. It's called: Campaign for Liberty

    This 'Revolution' is not being televised; they hope we will dry-up and blow away...

    Truth is the only authority; as we see in US politics, the opposite is now.

  • TMA you could respond to my other comments on your lesbian video

  • Sure, I may have missed them in all the excitement.

  • Our Anti-Christ is almost here.

    Obama 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Because Christ has it coming.

  • LOL!

  • you know, i'm still trying to figure out if you were trying for an irish or a scottish accent here.

    and what's with the matrix look? :D

  • LOL! It's northern Irish, and it's the republican terrorist look.

  • so he's secretly a jew? makes sense...

  • Hard to believe isn't it? But thats what faith is for:-P

  • Go Nader '08!

  • You damn atheists!

  • Yay, vote for / against teh evil anti-Christ in order to fulfill the sacred prophecy for our sweet baby Jesus and keep that bad ol necessary catalyst anti-Christ out of office ...because Jesus wants him in office to fulfill the prophecy so that Christ can fix everything but he also doesn't want him in office... because Obama's a liberal even though Jesus exemplified what's currently considered a liberal...

    Haha, stupid Christians contradict themselves again :)

  • Not a day goes by that I don't wish I could afford to leave the US for better pastures.

  • Hahaha awesome

  • Most entertaining!

    Do I get an "I voted" sticker?

  • It's in the post ... or it will be .... now, just give Klericul your home address ...

  • Being from IL and meeting the man, I can assure you he is just another human being... Sorry.

    I'm thinking the confusion about Barak Obama comes from the fact he is not only black - but his father came here - not beaten, bound and shackled; but freely - inspired by the ideals of this nation.

    I mean, really: what black person can say their ancestors came to the United States of their own free will?

  • Ah ... thats what he WANTS you to think. Oh the Antichrist is cunning ....

  • lol!!

    I just received new videos from: ZenArrow. Telling you because there are some (on this channel) which address the anti-Christ.

  • zenarrow? Who is that?

  • ZenArrow is a YouTuber who makes these incredibly detailed videos analyzing Bible text. I get lost now and then, trying to keep up. I find it interesting how he ties all this stuff together. Like the novelty of it.

  • Wow! Found this guy ... wacky stuff:-)

  • I am curious TMA, can you cite a single piece of evidence that suggests increased CO2 levels leads to increased temperatures?

  • Basics physics shows that increased CO2 leads to increasing temps, its a property of any greenhouse gas. I'd recommend realclimate for further reading, they have a detailed repository of all the pro's and con's of climate change.

  • How has this been shown?

    Empirically? That doesn't seem possible.

    Did they do it on a small scale?

    After all, CO2 has increased at a linear rate over the past 10 years whilst temperatures have decreased, so I'm curious how this was derived.

    Additionally, since increased temperatures leads to CO2 to be released from the ocean (verified), and CO2 leads to increased temperatures (hypothesis) then why is there any CO2 left in the ocean?

  • Your original question is misleading. CO2 is a greenhouse gas, in simple models a greenhouse gas will increase temps. This is just physics. The bigger question you are asking relates to how CO2 interacts with the entire biosphere. This is more complex than can be properly addressed in 500 character soundbytes, if you are a climatologist or merely a well informed amature looking for further info, then your best bet is realclimate org.

  • I'm so confused!! You say Obama IS the anti-christ, but Rev. Hagee says he is not (see related videos, interview w/Glenn Beck).

    ...McCain will make sure events occur that will lead to Armageddon (full blown war across the Middle East) ~ Looks to me like christians everywhere should be jubilant! The end days have finally arrived!, brought to you by the good ol' US of A!! Hooray!!

    :P

    p.s. I wish your poll had another option. I don't see much of a difference between the two candidates...

  • Who did you have in mind?

  • That is such a good question.

    I really like Kucinich and Gravel, but thanks to the "asshole" population that predominates in the US, these common-sense men can't even get a second glance. Ron Paul has made a lot of sense, but some of his ideas & his theology give me an uneasy feeling. Ralph Nader has some good ideas, but he does not have legislative experience, so I don't know if he could be an effective leader.

    To answer your question, I don't know. Just an empty, desperate wish, I guess...

    :(

  • Obama is a pretty good option, given the limitations of your political system. Short of a violent revolution, you are stuck with small incremental improvements. Obama is a step, even a big step in the right direction. For example having the willing co-operation of other nations again is a big improvement, right?

  • My main problem with Obama is how he keeps changing his positions. He originally said that Iran was a small country and no threat - now he seems to be banging the war drum. And his position on off-shore drilling has changed.

    I do like how he may offer a fresh perspective with other nations, but I'm just not sure of his intentions. Also, I've heard he would not even consider the possibility of charging the bush administration with the crimes they have committed. That's something that must happen.

  • (cont.)

    I may end up voting for Obama in November, but I have not made up my mind yet. I want to see how the convention plays out, and I want to see how much more his positions shift over the next 3 months. I may end up voting for Nader. It's just too early to say.

  • Any intelligent person who considers the situation carefully knows that there is no genuine existential threat to america. Terrorism? Yes. Dirty nukes, biological weapons? Maybe. But nothing like the threat of complete extinction posed during the cold war.

    So, yeah ... he's doing a bit of pandering, I think this an inevitable bit of political jiggery pokery to appeal to the 15-20% of Americans that are basically dumber than a bag of hammers.

  • It's forgiveable is my point, the core of who he is, and what he promises is unchanged.

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