Asshole Mario 2 Stage 9

[Saviour86]

That last attempt looked so professional

[fableforze]

fun fact: the speaker at the end is the hiragana for "shine", which actually means "die!"

[fuzbuzz00]

11:49 "what the hell was that shit?"

[meowkie]

12:48 has GOT to be my favourite part. My ass got laughed off when Yoshi just went flying for no good reason and the player just stood there like, "...fuck."

[PedroMelloA]

10:38 - fuck :)

[PedroMelloA]

When I played Mario, it meant luck to find a hidden block XD

[Falcone314]

what does the box say at 15:39 in english?

[railfanallen]

@Falcone314 I think the box said die. lol

[Hantaro2341]

This, is, EVIL ._.

[Phelonie]

From 15:20 to 15:50 this is pure EVIL xD

[Linkfan450]

12:50 LOL

[magg0tmacdonald]

seriously? juggling a little yoshi and a blue block????

[Wirtshausbruada]

the coin block below the switch is the most evil thing i can imagine in a video game xD

[MrYoCmoi]

OMG, i'm mad 0.o

[MrVulgaris]

2:47 "I'm not dead yet... I feel fine... I think I'll go for a walk... I feel happyyy..."

[Terenigma]

I love how at the end you make sure your level with the platform just incase LOL

[brisburr]

This level must have made you mad! >:(

[CaptainKris]

5:07

Hidden Coin Block:Cockblock! :D

[sonicfreak09]

this stage reminds me of death note (i heard the show, but i didn't watch all the episodes)

[Yonkage]

15:50 - 16:07

HOLY SHIT!!!

[TheKenshiro1]

i think the player now crazy

[CyberKairu24]

HAHAHA it says DIE!

[Kurachi84]

if this is hell, i refuse to die.... EVER

[BellreaReign]

２回目の　ウルトラの星は　超意地悪　クリアした人　本当に凄い

15:18またですかー！？

15:24だからそれは無し！！

[benjamminsam]

Love the fake-out at 5:00

[jubcool]

16:16 , looks like Kiba got pretty good at that part lol.

[chadalchandelier]

LMAO 15:40 JUST ACCEPT IT XD

[seinfan9]

I would have thought it meant "you're fucked".

[siradmiralbanana]

Lol 15:40 those Japanese characters must've said "fuck you!"

[vinidivici]

shit

[TheTitto]

This level is a PLAGUE!!!

[meowkie]

I LOL so hard every time he lets himself sink to death on those mushroom things and he's like, " ._. fuck it."

[eenayeah]

So many death montages. LOL

[carloscastilloa]

13:18 the one that made this level is the biggest sob ever...

[FJAZP]

yes...... this is the most asshole mario's hack in the world

[BreastsInspector]

Damn...11:11 was so disappointing when he missed. =/

[JTCPingas09]

4:55 is epic win.

[TheWiseGuy784]

Kira created this stage.

[supermark64]

i love the epic music at the end.

[DivinephoeniX69]

i hav both of these games on my r4i lol :D

[tehsmex]

This has to be the hardest level that Takemoto-san made! Kiba-san is quite the trooper for making it through without breaking his computer!

[doten67]

5:46 = not fair FAIL!

[meandhinataforever]

at least you can never get tired of that death music

[kimonji]

I wouldn't even do this for 20 bucks an hour. It's not paid to play game, it's paid to get mind fucked! this is torture.

[Trym1994]

15:21 is just mean xD

[uchiha343]

11:27 Well at least he still hit the switch...

[liljohn165]

lol at 10:57 dear nintendo super mario just got screwed lol

[sinni800]

@liljohn165 i found this 10:57 part absolutely weird too

[FatalityOfAltF4]

12:53-13:25 FAIL!

13:42-14:03 SUPER FAIL!

15:18-15:47 EPIC FAIL!

LOL,amazing patience!

[sasquach37]

Imagine how long and somewhat frustrating the video would be to watch if it showed every life and load screen.

Now you know 1/10th of what it might be to play this.

[benjamminsam]

This is probably the most difficult one of the series. Absolutely hilarious video.

[Usul573]

Are these levels like, literally the hardest levels in any game ever created?

[blakfloyd]

I love this guy's signature celebration spin jumps evertime he hits the checkpoint.

[xboxlover749]

4:56 = FAIL

[Amaricia14]

ojojojojo !!! Laaa JooDiooo =o

[Whitewolf122688]

Death montage never gets old XD

[tessebatt]

"Die!" lol

This has to be the most INGENIOUS kaizo level. Definitely one of the most enjoyable to watch!!

[TheBlindUchiha]

death montages ftw!

[sosexyrobotnik]

04:52 I thought he was just going to run through the first half like usual in these vids, then actually lol'd

[Maverick2736]

15:22 - 15:51

Takemoto is such an evil mastermind...

[KuchLoim]

13:38 - 13:45 Dude, you are my very hero! Respect!!

greez from austria

[PitOfCryingShames1]

As If the guy's probably not already pissed off enough, he has to be told "DIE!" at the end.. lol

[othernamesdidntwork]

When I think about it, the most assholeish thing might be:

When you reach the Halfway-Point, you will HAVE to keep playing until you reach the end of the stage, or else you would have to do the first half AGAIN. How many hours of frustating gaming does this spawn?

[EnderTXenocide]

@othernamesdidntwork about 2 hrs a level, mebbe less if you use save states, took me 2 weeks to clear both kaizos

[othernamesdidntwork]

It took me about 9 month to clear just Kaizo 1, but hell it was worth it.

Plying with savestates is not playing! It's merely looking at the levels

[wanderingrandomer]

15:43 - 15:48

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Shame :(

[Armalizilto]

279+ Times he dies! My calculator didn't betray me this time!

[orangesforeveryone]

@Armalizilto Haha, you rly counted? :p

[Armalizilto]

Yep, I'm sure the person who's playing as Mario on this level did died that many times.

[joveman159]

hahahahaha

15:30

[qwasd0r]

oh my god

[TheRyanNation]

this dude is a god among men.

[TheOtherBono]

anyone catch how many deaths that was?

[Armalizilto]

About 370-400 or more...

My calculator betrayed me at the time I was counting Mario deaths.

[P3313]

jesus

[D33P7hr0a72]

Holy crap...I am the 666th person to rate o.o

[TheHobowithashotgun]

15:38 had to be the portal furnace quote.

[miceneasy234]

lmao 15:41 said shine so im guessing it means die? o.o

[sidian86]

3:20 = Asshole Box

[jesmurf]

I dont know what the 15:41 box said but I think that when I was the Japanese player it would really piss me off.

[Deliciousfruit233]

It probably said "Bye" or something assholeish like that.

[boy4534]

That chinese word on the top means "end", which means end of the level, and that speaker says "Die!!" o.O

[nerrage]

At least I learned yoshi could eat a star to grow up.

[Deliciousfruit233]

I gave up at this level.  I couldn't do the juggling.

[yushis1]

lol at the juggling part

[Vook]

This player's patience is awe-inspiring.

[RTCMAHL]

what does the text box say at 15:40?

[dohnut7713]

bye

[kingsrule41]

Shi-ne, which means "die!"

How priceless is that? Haha.

[Wushu4U]

13:38 thats just fuckin amazing

[jmelliott1986]

i would like a death count on this one it has to be the most out of any of them

[Southernmetalhippie]

1:29 OMFG! That was... actually not really surprising at this point.

[BlaZen4]

bwahaha i have been inspired, i shall make something thats almost as difficult as this one day, after final exams >_>

be prepared everyone!!!

[killahkazi]

that music at 17:27 was raw son! i dont remrmber that tune from the game

[Southernmetalhippie]

It's from when the Valley of Bowser is revealed.

[Deliciousfruit233]

That trap at the end was so evil.

[LutherBIissett]

How are you not insane by now?

[MacNastay]

ROFL at 5:00. It goes back to the map and everything, so I think "oh, I guess this will be the run that he nails." NOPE, haha

[Southernmetalhippie]

Actually, R. Kiba killed Takemoto after 8:40 of Stage 10. His ghost then proceeded to create everything afterwards.

[Kegona]

15:40 - "しね !

It translates as the command, "DIE!" :P

[wolverestskyrider]

@Kegona it's like that part was meant just for him!!!

[mariozone365]

Hardest stage in the Kaizo 1 and 2!

[NotSouledInStores]

2:38 to 2:48 i wish i could do that...lordy.

[xFL1PPYx]

完

＿o__

しね！

[lennartgro]

10:19 hahaha

[FlightSimmist]

5:13 LOL

[WierdestBudday]

at 16:50 I present MARIO! Juggling a yoshi and a rainbow block to the otherside where he will possibly meet his death, will he survive?

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

[Sonickrazy]

Lol, at 15:38, it says "Shinu" or "Die". XD

[Draglx]

the blocks mean 'Finish' :P

[jpba713]

It says　"しね　Which is more like a command "DIE" HAHA

[jackiema]

crazy throwing skills

[ShadowTwinky]

Skillz 14:56 - 15:04

[skysbic1986]

i wonder if takemoto's still alive...

[TheCheatingBastard]

7:23....celebration time! He deserved it! After that first half.

[sajdsdasio]

nice juggling skills!

[YTFlared]

Why are you asking that in the comment section of this video?

:(

[YTFlared]

This game is cruel, considering we're watching ONE of the best Super Mario players in the world dying so many times to it.

[9001tank]

those flying hammer bros are among my most hated enemies... just seeing them gets me angry

[Shadybananaftw]

comment #777  :D

[PaulPower99]

fail

[Mrtedwagner]

the juggling part is just sick

[Mrtedwagner]

invisible blocks FTW

[DevilishMew]

12:50

"Woops. Sorry."

[SITS69]

I can't believe he had the final patience wait a few more seconds right at the finish line to get 12 stars.

[mariozone365]

this level reminds me of Asshole mario 1 stage 7

[loyalservant]

this player is really skilled, no doubt

but the designer of the game is just too nasty

[MarioStar16]

...and when Mario reaches that castle at the end:

Toad:"Sorry Mario, your princess is in another castle! :D"

Mario: "@%$*&@?!$!!!"

[Diotialate]

lol @ 13:40-14:00

[Nintendofan04]

2:50 "I can still make it!"

[Mysterio006]

It's pretty funny to see him tossing that shell around like a pro in his last run, killing all the bullet bills. Guess he had to endure that way too many times.

[TaiUnimpressive]

I have to say, no matter how many times I see this guy bonking into an invisible coin block and falling to his doom, it somehow never gets old.

[Rimmer7]

Haha, just so you know, that sign at 15:40 says "bye!"

[KoopaDude94]

Oh, really? Huh. It appared on another level in a similar situation. I was hoping it said something like "You just got screwed", but "Bye!" works to, heheh.

[Shinmiri07]

Nah...it said "die!" :)

That made me lol so hard.

[Rimmer7]

Ah, misread it as "jane" for some reason. Must have been half asleep.

[unknown2594]

Invisible coin block ftw wow! comment #751 O.o

[ManlySlut]

15:10 very happy

15:39 oh ffs

[Armalizilto]

Hmmfm! He is maybe not a good player at Asshole Mario(I'm not ether), but he is has courage! The boyo is brave, daring, and has enough patience to beat Asshole Mario! Now he's beating no.2! Wow, he is a bad ass to the extreme! 5/5 stars on all his videos showing him playing the grueling game Asshole Mario! CHEER HAPPILY FOR SIBLADEKO EVERYONE!!!!!!!

[Armalizilto]

I fuck myself up didn't I?

[maisouii]

That しね near the end really must have sucked!

[FinalRaider]

Gotta love those hidden traps.

[giver336]

u missed one of the stages.

It is a labrinyth stage

[zadumanzx]

jajaja in the end he say Oh thx god finally and then he cant jump jajaja and a msj you are fuck

[SandBox86]

is not about "BLOOPERS" you great moron. is about showing how hard and so many try takes a player to beat a level.

u re'Tarded.......

[SandBox86]

why u are so mad at this? why u are so annngry.. hahaha u make me laugh.

[punk105]

synnr666:

You really are an ignorant fool.

You try to insult someone on their typing skills, like that matters, then proceed to try act cool on the internet, do you really think anyone gives 2 shits about your life?

Just by watching you type, and bring people down, I know that what you really described about everyone else is you merely trying to make your insignificant life worth something.

This video is for entertainment purposes, which you obviously do not know the meaning of.

Get a life

[synnr666]

If you're going defend something, I'd suggest it be polar bears, dolphins, or some other inadaptable, inferior being.

I guess this is how Batman would be fighting crime if he had no fictitious fortune... on YouTube.

Go picket an abortion clinic, smoke pot, and hate on how "the man's" always keeping you down, hippie!

[DynamoShark]

If he was going to defend some other inadaptable, inferior being, he would be defending you.

Please shut up and go away. It doesnt take much effort. That or kill yourself.

[Myeshia]

I wanna know what that sign said at the end where he got screwed!

[shwhjw]

I looked up the symbols in a jap translator on net - either CREASE or SHINE :s

[jaywolf84]

If you mean the symbols at the end of the level (after the goal) then the one made from stone blocks means "finish" or "the end" (i.e. "it's over") and the ones that come up from the speaker block mean "DIE" lol

[KoopaDude94]

Koopa Clown Car. xD But, I guess you're right.

[pezboy715]

God, this creator is DIABOLICAL!!!!!!!!

[KoopaDude94]

He already saved her in the last level. xD Now he's going through these levels because.... Well, who knows?

[othernamesdidntwork]

This is Marios vacation

[KoopaDude94]

Ah, right, right. Some vacation.

[astri5142390]

this is the total opposite of a vacation.

[chadalchandelier]

is princess peach worth all this?!? id make her surrender her virginity after i save her going thru this!

[ottofat]

princess peach can go fuck herself XD

[tinyHedgehog]

By my count he dies 273 times.

273. There are no words.

[chadalchandelier]

did u actually count by writing tallys on a paper? like this i mean: lllll lllll lllll

[tinyHedgehog]

... yes. I have no life.

[chadalchandelier]

HAHA no u dont. cant believe someone actually did a count XD

[GuitarGOR]

i would never have the patience for this game, i am a very angry gaming nerd, if i die once i would yell at the game i had and still have rage issues

[skaterkenty15]

I seriously would of considered shooting myself after doing that level lol.

Nice work man

[CrimsonKing5298]

LMAO 5:08 dam hidden boxes