Let's Play Minotaur China Shop - 1 - Respectable Business

[blackjack117200]

Those are some expensive-ass coffee cups!

[inferno232]

Lesson learned; we need to buy DeceasedCrab drugs so we can get more content like this. Imagine what we'd get if he was on morphine!

[killincat470]

9:08, and that's why Minotaurs don't own China shops.

[DrHomura]

NO! MY GOODS AND SERVICES!

[DeceasedCrab]

@DrHomura I'm really proud of that line. Maybe it's trite, maybe it doesn't make sense, but I like it anyway.

[Kenpokid4]

Hey DC, have you considered maybe the reasons you need so much dental work are the 1-ups and candy you live off of?

[R7gmbx]

Gonna go brush mah teef right now.

[SchlossRitter]

Deceased Cuttlefish almost made a return after breaking too much China.

[MegaManStarForceFan]

he sounded...like yoda.

[DropshipMKII]

Your rage and voice make me laugh so... PAINFULLY! HELP ME SOMEBODY!

[nutsrice]

MY GOODS AND SERVICES!

[sterlingdragon123]

That Minotaur walks like you talk.

[DeceasedCrab]

I really need to start blocking people who ask why I'm not updating.

[bigcatalex]

*brushes teeth* There, can I watch now?

[MrTacoman117]

DeceasedCrab taught me to brush my teef. Thanks! :)

[Grishnare]

has the deceased crab been relieved of his unlife?

[silverpony1]

Laughing. My. Idiot. Head. Off.

[Kyuriza]

Easily one of my favourite games.

Max inv on last day with all abilities, then rage on store opening :D

[TehTanewkey]

just with your voice and you knocking stuff over makes me laugh

Dc:nothing has to die

me:except the china

[crazyty101]

ηοιυ γΣαρ δγ (Translation: holy crap dc)

[FreeCorps]

Sweet baby jesus, I'm sorry DC, but I'm going to find you and sneak sugar into EVERYTHING you drink, thereby assuring me of more dental filling goodness.

I'm laughing so hard my abs hurt. This is great.

[soulreaver91]

I love to imagine the Minotaur is mumbling what DC is saying. It makes the video even more entertaining then it already is. Maybe Minotaur's sound like DC after getting a filling who knows.

[itsponskansfry]

At times I feel like I'm actually watching DeceasedCuttlefish here.

[AhinaReyoh]

What are the chances I decided to look at your channel and see this on the same day that I got a filling? Apparently high enough!

[wampanon2]

Between the dental fillings and the random smashing this is just hilarious!

[TheOnlygCrusher]

3:23 - Oooooh! Right in the goods (and services)!

[Bluestar90210]

I laughed so hard when he smashed the cup or whatever that was.

[SongaiX]

Oh man, poor DC is suffering while we pathetic viewers laugh at his pain. That is so messed up on so many levels but its just...so funny! ...also I now love this game. I must get it. Now.

[DragonLS]

DeceasedCrab sounds like an old guy with that mouth... An angry old guy. haha...

[DeceasedCrab]

@DragonLS I fail to see the difference from my normal commentary then. :)

[toykogal]

@DeceasedCrab are you gonna continue this game?

[DeceasedCrab]

@toykogal No man, the novocaine wore off.

[OrkGold1]

I have never laughed this hard.

[stonewallkotdm]

It must be the combination of ludicrous game, Deceased Crab's natural sense of humor and novicaine that makes me unable to stop laughing at this LP.

[boitahaki]

why cant I stop laughing?

[toykogal]

I meant to put this on the other part 2 but are you going to continue this game? :D

[ImmaThatGuy]

@toykogal

He finished it, so I doubt it.

[FrostTwig]

you know of the craziest games...



[Vanguard0174]

Is this from the creators of Octodad?

[dancinglesbians]

What's next, Let's Play QWOP?

No, but seriously, this was amazing.

[Gaigaia]

@dancinglesbians The way the minotaur was walking, this is QWOP: Minotaur edition.

[foxgloves321]

I absolutely lost it at "you can't fight city hall"

[virilevocalist]

with the (banjo?) background music, you sound like a loveable redneck.

[HealterSkelterGirl]

What? I didn't you you started a new LP! D:> *so very very slow*

[HarvestHalfMoonGlows]

I think the problem here is that whoever decorated this place didn't account for the size of our shopkeeper.

Or they could've did it on purpose. Racists! Er... specists? Semantics.

[ArmoredChocobo]

Why is it when you get dental work stuff like THIS happens?

[123Piskor321]

I laughed my ass off xD

[123Piskor321]

This minotaur is drunk as fuck xD

[EbonJackal]

DC is always comedic gold when he can't speak clearly. Without fail. I even have a name for this effect. I call it the "Mumble-mollusk Factor".

Anyway. Good job as usual, DC. Now I want to find this game and give it a shot.

[franciscosuperdeluxe]

It would help if your minotaur wouldn't drink so much Roman wine before going to work. Thank the gods for Rage Insurance though.

[heavyweightboxer]

NO MY GOODS AND SERVICES!!!!!!!!! XD

[LatoDato]

wow DC, your lisp is worse than mine...

[GreenTengu97]

Minotaurs make the best shopkeepers. Why? Because Pegasi are a bunch of jackasses.

[Jigglysaint]

I don't sound nearly as awesome when I get a filling.

[Chocobored]

@DeceasedCrab And remember to floss thoroughly at least once a day.

[THEmuteKi]

Is...Is there more of this? This is amazing.

[Dialga15132]

Man, at the end there i thought we were gonna see some Deceasedcuttlefish.

[DeceasedCrab]

@Dialga15132 You know, I was actually trying to say DeceasedCuttlefish at one point and it just didn't work. My mouth was really messed up at the time.

[Neotails8762]

@DeceasedCrab I think you tried to say it at around 9:00, but it just came out as "Deseaced Currrlejlres"

[DeceasedCrab]

@Neotails8762 Yeah, that's the one.

[SirTapTap]

This was awesome

[kazoie1]

Please eat alot of candy deceased crab and get another filling and do another lp.

[ImmaThatGuy]

>Barbie video has most views due to dental fillings

>DeceasedCrab visits dentist when viewership goes down

Is that your logic?

[DeceasedCrab]

@ImmaThatGuy I don't give a damn how many views I get. I just get my teeth taken care of when I screw them up.

[FMagl]

DeceasedCrab: earnest small business owner, acute minotaur rage sufferer.

[BBoy2020]

The last two minutes of this video are amazing.

[YoshKIsAYoshi]

That was certainly the best way to end a video, in a random fit of numbed RAGE.

[tritiumH3]

Post-dental-procedure DeceasedCrab is your best entertainment value.

[mistertakeda]

I could see DC slowly turning into an Let's Player version of Frank Booth, complete with tank of nitrous oxide.

[PyroTyger]

Oh DC, this was the funniest thing I've watched in days - THANK YOU!! :-D

[bobbyperrault2]

you sound like the guy who cut his face off from Hannibal lector

[Chimpywashere]

I laughed so hard I forgot everything I studied for my Contemporary Moral Issues class. And the midterm is in half an hour. Looks like I'll have to write about a Minotaur's right to happiness and right to serve china.

[malfonz]

I almost peed my pants. I was laughing so hard

[ZeocinDragon]

You totally sound like one of those old, gold rush prospectors, rocking in his chair in front of the saloon, cackling. Except instead of the last part, you're breaking china. Day has been made.

[TheFailure1337]

This is how I get when i knock stuff over. My head goes on fire and I destroy everything in sight!

[TheFirestorm83]

I dropped a mug.....AAAAARGHHH*breaks entire store*

[brokenglass126]

I don't think i've ever laughed harder.

"OH NO MY GOODS AND SERVICES!"

[nicolegracie09]

This was the first time you've made me laugh this hard in a while. Good job, DC.

[Kalphoenix]

Less than two minutes in and I am already ROLLING with laughter. Thanks DC!

[killerpinatas]

I just got back from having four cavities filled. This brightened up an otherwise crappy day. Thanks for the laugh, DC. :)

[Cbrodela]

DC I demand that you not be receptive to demands! How are you going to get out of that one? hmmmm?

[Tommah]

Im not angry its ok. No gimmie that noooo hurr duuur duuuuuur ROAAAAAAAR CHIIIIINA ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR

[SWAnimus01]

This is the best game ever! XD

[TheGeoshark]

Where the hell do you find these games DC?

[Vinifera7]

So we now know that novocaine turns DC into a crazy old man.

[AdamX222]

I think it is secretly everyone's dream to get paid to break things. Minotaurs are no exception.

Happy belated Halloween, DC!

[TheRealDarkGob]

DC After Dentist

[Tobalosiner]

Employees running while diagonal are terrible for any business.

[Arppis]

Haha, that was brilliant. :D

[ninetails593]

Just one more lp like this, and we can have a DC Dental playlist

[fireheatrail]

This was pure awesomeness. =D

Sometimes, I thought the Minotaur had a filling as well...... >__>

[ConcealRise]

A minotaur is in a perpetual state of Novocaine.

When it wears off, there is naught but rage.

Till then, for the sake of money, fine china is sold.

AND THEN WITH THE CRASHING AND THE SMASHING

[cymonsgames]

No insurance company would insure a minotaur against rage. It's not a matter of if but when.

[N0xid]

After watching this video I went and brushed my teeth twice

[pious83]

As soon as I saw the look of the shop on Day three I knew bad things were going to happen...

[DeceasedCrab]

@pious83 Yeah. Once you buy too much inventory, you're toast. There's literally nothing you can do to avoid knocking stuff over. It's a huge mistake. I'm going to try anyway. But...

[SpacePajama]

Brush my teeth. They feel NO PAIN from any cavity.

[hyphz]

Nice choice :) This game pretty much single-handedly proved how powerful Unity3D was.

[DrHojo123]

*watches video* hmmm so guessing rage you will lose the day or go out of control and lose profit *DeceasedCrab goes into rage* HOLY BISCUIT THATS AWSOME

[TheEggrollGuy]

This is the best video I've watched all month. I can't stop laughing.

[eloiwee]

You have bad enough balance as in in the game. I hate to see what happens if the Mintoaur had a filling done.

[DoctorKitsune]

This kinda reminds me of Octodad...Not sure if that's good or not, though.

[DarthSears]

Well... You made a damn good profit from smashing your stock.

[Quets123]

Poor Minotaur.... He just wanted to sell the nice customer his cup....

[masterclif]

Dear Zeus, give this poor lowly creature some antipsychotics! Or some chocolate.

[theevilwithin100]

DC can you play octodad

[mikeypain]

This is the greatest LP in the history of man. Thank you DeceasedCrab!

[jorix3]

Where do you keep finding these magnificent games DC? :D

[DiehardMechWarrior]

You know, bulls actually are rather graceful when turning.

One would think that this would extend to minotaurs...

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

I kept thinking "NEGATIVE DODGE?!?!?" through the whole video, and I'm not really sure why...

[stevensonbak]

I've already had to let go of five minotaurs in my business because they kept on breaking my goods and services.

[TheRealTravesty]

After watching this video, I realized I forgot to brush my teeth this morning and then immediately rectified my mistake.

Being a minotaur china shop owner looks really really hard.

[kirbysdouble]

my ribs hurt so much from laughing...

[SilverGummiShark]

I laughed so hard. This was a joy to watch. xD

[LogicLupus]

Haha, did you know you sort of sound like Adam Sandler here? :P

[joiles01]

This is why Deceased Crab is one my favorite LPers.

[Kenpokid4]

I don't always get dental fillings

but when I do,

I make LPs.

[Neotails8762]

I don't recall the last LP when you were high. This should be a good LP.

[zaperatus]

Bull in a china shop doesn't work, they avoid the shelves, it doesn't say anything about Minotaurs.

[NumericWolf]

now I can brag that I saw an LP done by Bill Cosby

[AklyonX]

This was awesome.

[Muumajii]

Ha ha, thanks DC. haven't laughed this much in a LP for a while ^^

[doppleganger4827]

This would still be hilarious without the dental work, but it adds to the insanity that is this video. Sadly, it reminds me of the dental work I need to get done before long. DENTAL RAGE!

[Niaeruzu]

Hi I'm dedeahed cgagg an plagigg detaur in a djina chop!

I was laughing so hard at that first sentence.

[Mr1337box]

You are going to eat your own tounge because of the dragonborn?

[Tommah]

couldn't stop rofling at this xD

[MettanAtem]

You got fillings?!

I had to get extra painkillers for my recent cavities all over the mouth (I still have some left), and all I got was some numbness.

[DeceasedCrab]

@MettanAtem I wasn't on painkillers, I was just really, really, really numb. Like, half my face.

[RagnarokiaNG]

How many fillings have you had while making videos so far, I recall the barbie one as well. I suppose it's good you go to the dentist, even if you do have bad luck with your teeth.

[DeceasedCrab]

@RagnarokiaNG There was Owl Country too.

[RagnarokiaNG]

@DeceasedCrab Ah yes, I'm really not sure if its a good or a bad thing you get some much dentist work done, but hopefully you have healthy teeth due to it.

[MogMovies]

I played this game so much, but it was a heck of a long time ago. Seeing this made me so happy :D

[VyseElric]

.... *finger snap* The Minotaur killed Laura Palmer.

[DeceasedCrab]

@VyseElric Daaaaaaale Coooooper.

[DrakeNightwing]

Hahahahaha!

...Oh, this was golden. Everything just fit perfectly. There's just a certain quality to the videos of yours after you've been to the dentist. ...Must be the voice.

Sorry you're feeling bad, though, and I hope you get better soon. ...Though, look on the bright side. At least this wasn't as bad as getting all four wisdom teeth removed...right?

[EhtKaerf]

At around the last 30 seconds. It was insanity incarnate, and I mean way more than usual

[Huntershows]

Wow. Um. Bizarre...

[Atomsk648]

A drugged up DC is a seriously entertaining DC. :)

[Phleg]

Remember guys, brush your teeth or you too will be a raging minotaur in a china shop... Wait wut?

[gunslingerfry]

This is hilarious!

[PixelHead777]

It's the return of High Crab! Last time on High Crab we were playing Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus! This time, MINOTAUR!

[heroxlegacy]

This is easily the best thing I've watched all week

[JacksawJack]

Hope you feel better soon...but not too soon this funny as all heck. :)

Where can I find this game?

[KanashimiTenshi]

These are my favorite type of LPs.

[twentysix37]

anyone else thought he said "I really don't wanna eat my own dung" >.>?

[DeceasedCrab]

@twentysix37 I meant tongue, but upon reviewing the video yes, it sounds exactly like dung. Go me!

[mackiovirus]

Jeez, DC, that makes at least two fillings now and your wisdoms pulled. What is with your teeth? Are they out to get you or something? Take better care of them and maybe they'll take of you.

[sasukeichigo12]

Oh DC I don't know which I like better. The time you were drunk and you wanted to mail strawberries to russia or this.

[WC3snFSS]

Okay, I get it. I won't hire minotaurs from now on.

[DeceasedCrab]

@WC3snFSS Racist.

[SugarHeaddy]

The ending is priceless

[hansbrolo]

"Noor! My Goords and servishes!" Yup, this one is gonna be great!

[BygPhattyPlus]

Can't breath... Lauging too hard... Frakking hilarious...

[MyOtheHedgeFox]

"China damaged while enraged will be reimbursed by the insurance company."

[delbomb3131]

BEST PAYOFF EVER!

[cancerman007]

BEST LP IN THE LAST MINUTE OR TWO

[otakuploader]

I feel bad for DesheashedCrabsh.. but, thankfully, that's good advice. Brush your teeth or get a mouth full of novacaine. Or be lucky and be born with abnormally hard teeth.

Yes, I suck, I know. ^^

[KuroroSama42]

*respectaBULL business

[misterpaper]

Love thissssss :D

[Saphire1993]

I can sympathize with the dental troubles. This is a good one, Im looking forward to the next installment. Even the minatur walks like a drunkard.

[ScutigeraColeoptrata]

I'm sorry about your mouth DC, but that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

[LordCard]

Hahahahahaha, this is the best one in freakin ages man.

[XenoMike]

I couldn't stop laughing! Wow! Thanks DC

[parnash]

This looks like the best game ever.

[Voltgloss]

I love how DC's last coherent comment is, apropos of nothing, "You can't fight City Hall, sonny~!"

And then the Minotaur moans, and DC moans right back.

Comedy gold.

[WatGob]

If this is what happens when you get dental fillings, what'll happen when you lose a tooth?

[fusionman29]

Heath Ledger?

[Ixthraxus]

DeceasedMinotaur is the best.

[Snapwave]

Flossing is arguably more important than brushing, so remember to floss daily!

[Cheeshunt3r]

This is soooooooo much better than the magic of Pegasus...

[DeliriumSC]

I could tell this was a DC video simply from the format of the title :) Needed it! Just went through La-Mulana Again and StarTropics again.

...Then I heard the post-dental work, garbled, voice and got totally thrilled. Watched Barbie recently with the lady-friend. She knows to turn on a DC LP when I'm sick. Putting a ring on it.

Hope all is well with DC! Also, was going to make a QWOP reference but it had already been done. You've introduced me to so many... unique games! Keep it up!

[111matty111]

this was awesome

[handsomebrick]

No, Mongo!

[Jadriam]

Mythological creatures just want nice things too.

[Connarhea]

Because of how awesome this episode was I DEMAND you do it all under the influence of novacaine an with that voice :)