How To Disarm A Cat (And Fight It!)

[grailng]

There have been studies about little boys like you who torment and torture animals for fun. Some of them grow up to be serial killers and others just grow up. Maybe when you do grow up you'll realise that cruelty isn't a joke and what a complete ass you've made of yourself in front of millions of people.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@grailng lol, little boys.

[grailng]

If I were that cat, I'd scratch the hell out of that kid. His parents obviously weren't home.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@grailng They were gone for the weekend, we even had a party and drank beers and swung from chandeliers and pooped on the floor and ate a whole bag of doritos, it was nutz!

[MilkMaidRum]

your kitty effing hates you....

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@MilkMaidRum it's a love hate relationship except more balanced towards love.

[countermeasure]

Dude, you kinda look like Ted from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@countermeasure that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

[mooollyb]

i dont have a cat but heheheh you got scratched by a kitty ;)

[chadath]

thats one fat cat

[junkateria]

Why don't you just leave her alone and then she won't hurt you? Your mom is gonna be pissed when she sees this.

[AndrewJYadon]

@junkateria She loves it.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@junkateria my mom is 2,500 views out of the total views on this video, she watches it with every meal and before she goes to bed and then also she watches it all day at work.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@junkateria she was sooooo pissed when she saw it that she grounded me for ten weeks!

[dirtbikekid354]

CAT RAPIST!!!JK that cat is cute.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@dirtbikekid354 yea she is.i love steamer.

[ownedfast3]

lmao... your cat should be in the wwe :D

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@ownedfast3 she is, you've never heard of the rock?

[AustriaDictator]

your cat is very FAAAT

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@AustriaDictator for sure



[JoannaLovesYasmeen]

ur tips work on ur cat cuz she's FAT. mine's skinny and it doesn't work =[

btw, the way u lie on the floor makes u look gay XD

[Bs1997]

NICE PUSSY

[Ultravore1]

haha your cat is awesome because it's so big and fat :D

[Beanerman114]

my cats nice haha

[MakarovD]

It just hates you

[BFMV0145]

haha im pretty sure you know this but your cat got pissed!!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@BFMV0145 hahah you are correct.

[mv4eva]

My cat is nuts, he would shoot me before I could react

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@mv4eva haha

[mv4eva]

@BabyKillingUnicorns

I mean it, your tips didn't help at all!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@mv4eva Catjuitzu takes a long time to master!

[Mezgrman]

What a sweet cat! Gotta try with my cat XD

[sonicxracer]

Aww she is cute and sweet, I hope you're good to her!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@sonicxracer i always am

[Thatguynamedalex]

My cat is just like that just black.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@Thatguynamedalex Its just as Fat?!

[ninjarfridge]

i was just wait for the cat to turn around and fucking bite you hard! lol, that was quiet entertaining.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@ninjarfridge hahaha

[cantgetusername]

I cant wait to see the cat bite you in the nuts

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@cantgetusername LOL that would have been hilarious

[BlissfulMelancholy]

It's refreshing to see the youth of America spending their time on productive endeavors, such as wrestling cats.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@BlissfulMelancholy hrehehehehe

[darkeclipticheart]

Yeah, that ain't abuse. That is just having fun.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@darkeclipticheart :D

[eminem121e]

lol your cat is really courage my cat just receives the hits ;)

check my video

si was K.O ;)

nice video

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

lol kk

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

@eminem121e haha ok,

and thanks!

[BPIKYGTHBAM]

Cats don't have arms.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

they do

[BPIKYGTHBAM]

@BabyKillingUnicorns epiphany. :O

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

I KNOW!

:D

[NinjaChampionKO]

Look like animal abuse I'm gonna flag your video...

JUST KIDDING!!!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

lol scared me for a sec

[NinjaChampionKO]

I used to actually strangle my cat when I was really young and I got a lot of cuts from her..

You look like your being a good owner and are doing a great job in restraining her..

[CrimsonSuperNova]

ohh mann I wish i had a cat so i could annoy it like that!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

lol who doesn't!

[MakeupKitty13]

i almost tried this on my cat Karu, then he started like meowing and i couldn't take his cuteness so i picked him up and hugged him T-T hes my baby! You are really cute btw:D

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

Lol, you'll master it one day. :P

thanks btw

[shaundiedrinksdew]

next week, defending yourself from a doberman, with a gun

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha :)

[whalehunter321]

LOL very funny Augie

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha thanks dylan.

[TheSamara89kitten]

Just leave her alone. She's doing what comes naturally to cats. At least she can defend herself and fight when she needs to.

Really beautiful cat :)

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

she's tough, we just like to play :)

[TheNxclass]

lol lmao ha ha cool vid

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

thanks!

:)

[mksmyth16]

3 Things: LOL , ROFL, and Roflcopter

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha thanks

[MrJeffjeff99]

to be honest my cat is not more skinny is is even fatter it is like on big piese of fat

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

mmm

[drum00]

shes old thats why o

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha

[drum00]

or pissed at you :D

[ItDuz]

omg thnk u so much lol thrs this cat thts like crazy its not mine or any1s on the street it like walks 10 mins jus to get to our street it jus like comes in and if we dnt giv it foot it gets all crazy now il finaly get the lil bastad lol

finally a way to get cats without hurting thm MWAHAHAHAHAHA none shall fear marcus the kitty slayer lol

[werewolfever]

lol omfg

[Cutiepiesweetyxxx]

hahahaha u r HILARIOUS i am gona try and make funny vids

and fail

:D

x

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hopefully you won't fail!

[TheCHADsession]

the moves work like a charm haha

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha i have never used a charm before, but seeing how well my moves work, i bet charms work awesome!!!

[sloweyo]

your cats INSANE! lol

or maybe im just used to my VERY gentle kitty..

lol

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

probably a combination of both haha

[ddareddanielle]

hahaha...this video is awesome. i diiig.

[phrog911]

lol i hate my cat is possed by the devil i have scars every wear

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hopefully we will fix that!!!!

[aargreendaybillie]

your cat is so freakin pretty..i love her colors and little patches :]

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

her mother is even prettier!!!

[aargreendaybillie]

make more cute cat videos :D

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

OH, I definitely will, but only sparingly. I don't want to go wasting all of Steamer's humor on a single month worth of videos. No, think of her as more of a common guest star, a seasonal actor!

She will always be back.

[aargreendaybillie]

yay steamer ^w^

[MoltoBellaBeauty]

god your funny!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

lol help me out spread the word?

heheheh

btw i'm not god.

[MoltoBellaBeauty]

lol

well, I'll would give you a shout out in a video. But I'm not really that popular at all.

Good luck on get more subscribers, you totally deserve it! Honestly, I don't get why you don't have more, your videos are hilarious!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

thanks :)

[yolilli]

i really noticed a difference in the effectiveness of the techniques when i had the wii remote in the area!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

I'm glad you could tell!

most people can't!

[davidbear890]

she bitch slapped u lol

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha

[meowmoobaa4anime]

thats is a fat cat. o.o

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

oh yea she is!

[Ghalion99]

thats like my fourth comment that said that i promise not to harass ya anymore except when you make mroe videos hahaha

[Ghalion99]

your such a hottie :)

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

thanks :)

[anessatoshio]

Haha I love it :P That's so cute

She looks like she weighs more than you :P

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

she once swallowed an anaconda, we could see its tail still hanging out of her mouth, when it was half way in!

[BlissfulMelancholy]

Cute cat. She's a fatty.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha yea, it's easier to hold her down with her love handles

[OhThatsSplendid]

I don't know if I can handle that big of a feline!!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

you could, trust me.

[sk8ordiekevin]

Don't piss the cat off then you wont have to worry about doing this stuff. :)

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

oh she gets pissed by the very sight of a human, all she ever want's to see is food.

[mybbear]

My Gizmo is alot like your Steamer. She is so much fun.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

my princess is skinnnnnnny and she is way more fun!

[dyingdianthus]

that was too fuckin cute. i love fat cats! i tried to get my cat as fat as possible, he would eat a loooot but his metabolism was high =[

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

lean cats are just as good though!

[dyingdianthus]

yeah buuuut the fat ones are a lot more cuter. skinny ones are just like.. there. lol. nah, i love cats! woo

[KikiWazHerex3]

omfg lmfao! that is hilarious!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha thanks kiki!

[raconter1]

Steamer still knows who is boss! :D Jack

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

after a few lessons of teaching her who's boss!

[ashx03]

Lmfao i wish my cat was a fat as yours ;P

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

be careful what you wish for...

because, you know.... I'm going to secretly feed your cat lard...

[alkalinextrioxconz]

I LOVE YOU

Also, i did that Bending August thing you suggested. That person who added your Alex Babkille? Yeah. That's me and my friend. .D

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hahha awesome!!

[RENTANINJAXD]

i use to have a boy cat named boots (which i now understand is a gay name for a boy cat) and me and my sister use to dress him up in our american girl doll dresses! we have pictures of it but his face is all like =-/ so its funny shitt.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

ahahha awesome!

[hartstyler]

argh i got the same haircut that makes me gay too v.v

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha what?

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hahahah i wish I had multiple steamers!

[TheCHADsession]

hahahaha thats so funny for two reasons, the cats fat and there epic moves that work, cant wait to try them on my professor meow meow!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha tell me how it goes!

[LivingStar1303]

i went to do try this on my cat she made my face bleed and then purred >.>

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

oooo jeez, sorry, I hope it works better next time you try!

[LivingStar1303]

no, it's not your fault cause i didnt even get to try anything i just touched it and she was being super bitchy and swiped my face...

[CindyVision]

My cat just keeps getting fatter and fatter. She runs (well actually, she waddles) as soon as she sees a human and sometimes sleeps on the road. I hate her. She pushes our much older and more frail cat out of the way when she's eating.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hahahah sounds like steamer!!!

[catguyauble]

im the cat in video... i just put on a cat suit

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

I'm sure you did.. lol

[chemicaljordan]

I need a cat to practice with!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

you can borrow mine, all she does is sleep and eat.

[JaredInABottle]

Hahahaha! Now I can finally defeat my cat! It's funny that you made this video today because I was fighting my cat today too! I have the cuts on my hand from this morning's battle to prove it!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hopefully tomorrow you will be able to escape sans scratches!

[falloutgurl247]

my cat peppy acts the same i like the play boxing with her next she be biting me the kiss me she alway sach a bitich

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

yes yes

[orangegirl14]

OMG!! well my family has five cats so I'm very familiar with all the moves.  Great vid. laughed the whole time!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

maybe we will battle eachother's cats with catjuitsu

[boobytrapzap]

I agree with amelia o.o'

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

!!! :)

[KATIEB2008]

I wish I knew how to protect myself from my dog. It attacks me when I tell her she's pretty...idgi

great video augie!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha thanks!

[ironfisteagleclaw]

That was great! I was attacked once by my own cat very badly. I was bitten in the hand and thumb to the bone and I have a 7 in scar on one side of my arm and a 5 in long scar from his claws. It was like he went nuts for no reason. We had him tested and he was fine. Nothing wrong with him at all. Me on the other hand was all messed up! Sorry bro I ramble on and on and on and on and on. Oh there I go again. Enjoy the rest of summer August! Word home boy!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

Haha I know what you mean though, If i use Vick's Vapor rub the cats will circle me like sharks

!!

[AmeliaDot]

your cat seems evil.

you're very brave :)

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

Some days I just have to push through, make it to the next day. Ya know?

[chr13tian]

that is exactly like my cat no jkoke !!!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

HAHAHAH AWESOME! STEAMER"S TWIN!

[chr13tian]

same colare to

[FallOfMind]

very funny and enjoyable video augie! :D

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

YESSSSSS!

right on target!!!

[scorpiangirl1790]

hahaha thats one big cat!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

I KNOW, she sleeps on my bed some nights too! it nearly makes me roll off!

[joc868]

HOLY FUCK! that cat is HUGE!!!! hahahahahah

ps

cats are evil!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha they truely are!

[xXxanonymous64xXx]

you're videos are hilarious..and i love you're freaking hair :D and you're kitty..gosh..i just love you :) *hug*

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

why thankyou, *hug back*

[roberttrevean]

Hahaha Augie Thats Funny, I have 4 cats Lol and ill be able to fight them! haha funny video though i was laughing, and my parents thought it was one of my cats LOL

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

hahaha i'm a cat stealer

[Agriking]

Personally I would have just fought it off using a 12 gauge. Oh damn, I hope no one from the SPCA reads this!

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

haha