xmas in july is an australian thing because it is mid winter here in july. can't americans be hapy with their own holidays and not steal those of other countries!
Ummmm, hmmm. Not really how we intended our literature to be used... but, oh well... once it's in your hands, you're free to do with it what you wish. We were kind of hoping you'd read it, though...so was he (Jehovah)
Wow, people can say crap about Jehovah's Witnesses and the vaulable information they give, but that's because they aren't what you call SMART enough to understand the meanings of it. If people took the time rather than doing stupid stuff like this, the world wouldn't be as bad as it is now. Tell me now what's the point of celebrating CHRISTMAS OR EASTER? Because that I know of, Jesus never mentioned int he bible to celebrate his birthday for he never even mentions his birthdate. WOW
The Bible talks of many religious celebrations, like Passover. I am sure that celebrating His birth and raising from the dead is just as important. I think it is the commercialism and greed that accompanies the now secular part of the holidays that are the problem. I don't think that not buying into Jehovah's Witness messages means people aren't smart. But that would be a theological debate I don't want to have on youtube at the moment.
LOL.Very good idea. I just usually burn them in the fireplace. My mother in law sent me a 300 page JW book on how to raise children. This years at Christmas,my tree stand broke and we used it to support the tree. LOL. Seems their crap is handier than I thought.
misshunny-Hi there. Though I have thought of that,I'm a little worried that the ink my rub off where the sun don't shine. Cheap publications tend to do that. It would only be appropriate if it had pictures of Rutherford or Russell.
misshunny-Hi there. Though I have thought of that,I'm a little worried that the ink my rub off where the sun don't shine. Cheap publications tend to do that. It would only be appropriate if it had pictures of Rutherford or Russell.
Magi or Wisemen were actually astrologers from the east. Matt. 2:1, 2 Although astrology is popular among many people today, the practice is disapproved strongly in the Bible. Deut.18:10-12 God would not have led persons to the newborn Jesus encouraging such practices. Matthew 2:1-16 shows that the star led the astrologers first to King Herod and then to Jesus and that Herod then sought to have Jesus killed. After they left, Jehovah's angel warned Joseph to flee to Egypt to safeguard the child.
I think its a good idea for saving money on xmas. Its not anti JW its just smart. All you people that say anti-christian things if you hate us so much perhaps you should stop watching christmas related videos because Christmas is a christian religious day.
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as you said "trailor".... you remind me of "trailor Trash".... your just a cheap ass that is using this as an excuse so you wont give $1 x-mas cards. ...
If all of you check the profile of justmegeeBD you will see that they are from Poland, English is obviously not their first language, i would like to see all of you spelling Polish comments correctly.
This was the dummies video I ever seen in my life......I hope u didn't pay for it, cause u just got robbed lol! U need to concentrate on ur looks boo, instead of wasting time mocking other peoples religion! U need to put all ur time and effort fixing urself up! No joke u, one ugly dude/gurl!
I am a disgrace? Tell that to the thousands of little kids whose lives are scarred forever by men of God, who see them as nothing more than a sexual toy. You'd better double-tithe now. The Catholic church needs your money to cover up their love for defiling children's bodies.
So do JW's. Pedophilia is a huge problem among JW's and, actually, much worse per capita / by ratio. Thanks to that "2 witness" rule, pedo's are protected by the JW elders and if an abused child goes to the police on his own or with the help of some other JW family member, they are in trouble and could actually be punished or disfellowshipped.
Who are you kidding? The WTS is a multi-BILLION dollar industry preying on deluded saps. You not only BUY your door-to-door magazines for placement ONCE, you actually take whatever donation you get and pay AGAIN. That's double-dipping! A 5¢ rag rakes in 500-1000% profit-- and it's all a bunch of bullshit, too! HA! Then, you donate in the box at the Kingdom Hall. Oh yeah, 1 more thing: WTS is run by JEWS. HAHAHAHAHA.
JW's aren't what you think they are. You can search on websites with different people saying how bad they are and what they've done. But there are obvious lies within what they say. So if some of their "facts" are already lies, how much of their info is actually credible?
I know exactly what they are. I was raised in a JW family through the 80s. I never got baptized, fortunately, so I drifted out of it and my family is still able to talk to me. I can talk all the shit I want about them and I won't be labeled an "apostate." The sad thing is I think my mom knows I'm right and is too distraught to change her beliefs. She is mentally damaged and desperately wants to see my deceased father in "the new system." Fucked up cult.
It's pretty horrific, actually. People of other religions have the option to really challenge their own beliefs if they choose. JWs do not have that luxury. They live with the threat of being disfellowshiped. Yet, in my congregation, the elders became so corrupt, 5 of them had to step down when the circuit overseer came by. There was child abuse going on and all sorts of stuff my mom never told me about until I was well into my 20s. I was shocked.
yeah and look what goes on in all the other religions... look if you don't want to read their stuff then don't read it. otherwise please just shut up about it. and don't talk about stuff you don't understand.
The Bible, Koran, Torah? Three sources of media that have inspired man to hate, maim and/or murder those that don't believe and follow their words. Caused more wars than anything else, and you are worried that someone cuts up a bothersome pamphlet.
those who posted slandering remarks against JEHOVAHS name are a disgrace.even as our savior was dying he called out to our heavenly father to forgive them for what they were doing.satan wants us all to shun any belief in GOD and give in to the ways of this world which is in his grasp until our lord returns as he promised .Jesus was with out sin and will return for those who belive in him and his father JEHOVAH.
yee that sad. realy sad. like chiken after he lost his head you runing following your master. sad becous Jehova wants all of you to stay alive. he is realy full of love. that why you hate us becous we trying save yours lives for his will. but is clearly that some of you are like blind chiken.
i am one of them 1st of all we do not celebrate any holiday except one on when jesus died for us called the mamorial...its not called a pamphlet its a watchtower &
Verses 9-19 as you should know is the long conclusion of Mark and generally not accepted as part of the Bible canon. Admittedly certain ancient manuscripts and versions add this to the original gospel of Mark. Speaking in tongues is unintelligent gibbersish and Paul says someone should be able to translate. At pentecost 33 c.e. the disciples under holy spirit spoke in tongues of different existing languages that could be translated.
Silly, meaningless video. However JWs. are nice people when they call. They don't solicit money and their religion is not a racket as some of the TV evangelists, asking for money, making phony cures and expelling non existant demons. Even if there, this healing ability expired with the deaths of the apostles. So I agree with them on this point.
Ummm... No... It says in Mark 16:17-18 "17And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; 18they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well."
to all the supid and ignorant people up there.thats why you don't have accurate knowledge cause you are 2 lazy to read them,but jw know what will happend to you.I just wish your not next 2 me woe to you says jehovah your creator.
And I'd like to know what all you 'Witnesses' are doing on Youtube? There's nothing of use to you on this site. Go back to your insular little love-ins at the Kingdom Hall. Your elders would be very disappointed.
haha i'm one of jehovah's witnesses and i actually think this is kinda funny.. or at least the idea to make religious cards out of magazines (after reading them of course) and not on Christmas, but perhaps for another occasion. what an original idea! :)
I don't know if I'd do that. Those pamplets may have subliminal messages in the images. The images I've seen are usually of faces hidden in the clothing. The idea is that this might trigger a subconcious emotional reaction, and to identify the emotional reaction to what you're reading, but I don't know if it's true.
I actually do this. Been doing it for 30+ years. :)
EelKat 7 months ago
I actually do this. Been doing it foe 30+ years. :)
EelKat 7 months ago
Funny good idea , i guess those pamphets are good for something
Lovnpce 2 years ago
Hilarious!!.....lol
DrunkTrailerBabe 2 years ago
xmas in july is an australian thing because it is mid winter here in july. can't americans be hapy with their own holidays and not steal those of other countries!
incredingo 2 years ago
LOL!
passionateaboutmusic 2 years ago
free speech, people, free speech
Blueangeloo 2 years ago
Ummmm, hmmm. Not really how we intended our literature to be used... but, oh well... once it's in your hands, you're free to do with it what you wish. We were kind of hoping you'd read it, though...so was he (Jehovah)
handymandan100 2 years ago
Wow, people can say crap about Jehovah's Witnesses and the vaulable information they give, but that's because they aren't what you call SMART enough to understand the meanings of it. If people took the time rather than doing stupid stuff like this, the world wouldn't be as bad as it is now. Tell me now what's the point of celebrating CHRISTMAS OR EASTER? Because that I know of, Jesus never mentioned int he bible to celebrate his birthday for he never even mentions his birthdate. WOW
Maggydlj 2 years ago
The Bible talks of many religious celebrations, like Passover. I am sure that celebrating His birth and raising from the dead is just as important. I think it is the commercialism and greed that accompanies the now secular part of the holidays that are the problem. I don't think that not buying into Jehovah's Witness messages means people aren't smart. But that would be a theological debate I don't want to have on youtube at the moment.
CLdreams 2 years ago
Hahahaha this is brilliant
happypranksgiving 3 years ago 2
that is a super funny idea, I am still laughing and dont forget about Easter Cards also :)
realmercy 3 years ago
Hahahaha!
Merry Kingdom festive holliday to all Jehovah's Witnesses! Hahaha!
SantaJehovahHaHaHa 3 years ago 4
You are very insulting to my organization!
BlindJwBeliever 3 years ago
If somebody gave me that i'd slap them. hard.lol
iloveu502 3 years ago
thanks thats a real good idea but what about easter.....
xxdeepchickxx 3 years ago
mucilage?!?! lol
kawaii50 3 years ago
LOL.Very good idea. I just usually burn them in the fireplace. My mother in law sent me a 300 page JW book on how to raise children. This years at Christmas,my tree stand broke and we used it to support the tree. LOL. Seems their crap is handier than I thought.
wopwoman 4 years ago 6
another good use for jw magazines is tear them apart and use the for bathroom tissue!!!
misshunnychile2k7 3 years ago
misshunny-Hi there. Though I have thought of that,I'm a little worried that the ink my rub off where the sun don't shine. Cheap publications tend to do that. It would only be appropriate if it had pictures of Rutherford or Russell.
wopwoman 3 years ago
oh snap! rofl*
sldeyo 3 years ago
misshunny-Hi there. Though I have thought of that,I'm a little worried that the ink my rub off where the sun don't shine. Cheap publications tend to do that. It would only be appropriate if it had pictures of Rutherford or Russell.
wopwoman 3 years ago
oh snap! lol*
sldeyo 3 years ago
lol* oh snap!!!lol*
sldeyo 3 years ago
Too funny Jolene!! I always wondered what to do with those pamplets!
BlueSnowLeopard 4 years ago
Magi or Wisemen were actually astrologers from the east. Matt. 2:1, 2 Although astrology is popular among many people today, the practice is disapproved strongly in the Bible. Deut.18:10-12 God would not have led persons to the newborn Jesus encouraging such practices. Matthew 2:1-16 shows that the star led the astrologers first to King Herod and then to Jesus and that Herod then sought to have Jesus killed. After they left, Jehovah's angel warned Joseph to flee to Egypt to safeguard the child.
TechnoLeper 4 years ago
I think its a good idea for saving money on xmas. Its not anti JW its just smart. All you people that say anti-christian things if you hate us so much perhaps you should stop watching christmas related videos because Christmas is a christian religious day.
juliosammy 4 years ago
lol dont get me started on the whole christian bullshit!!! ya i said it!!! I just have a lot of question that no one can seem ta answer...
daddysfavoritemilf 4 years ago
Love your videos Jolene!!
serogers1 4 years ago
the second best idea i ever heard... very good.
the best idea was just to throw that crap away
fightvsjw 4 years ago
Very clever.
mjhacker 4 years ago
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as you said "trailor".... you remind me of "trailor Trash".... your just a cheap ass that is using this as an excuse so you wont give $1 x-mas cards. ...
jennyg714 4 years ago
The irony, in case you didn't get it, is that JW's don't celebrate xmas!
enlightenmentn0w 4 years ago 2
That was funny and original. Good job!
spudmustang 4 years ago
AMEN!! Jehovah Witness pamphlets also make great emergency toilet paper in the event you run out. :P :P
LOL!
grodenbarg 4 years ago
This is cute.
JonnyVon 4 years ago
Good Lord....this is one of Lolene's BEST!!! I am still laughing.
Reli833 4 years ago
Regarding the comments on spellin.....
If all of you check the profile of justmegeeBD you will see that they are from Poland, English is obviously not their first language, i would like to see all of you spelling Polish comments correctly.
eternallyactive 4 years ago
This was the dummies video I ever seen in my life......I hope u didn't pay for it, cause u just got robbed lol! U need to concentrate on ur looks boo, instead of wasting time mocking other peoples religion! U need to put all ur time and effort fixing urself up! No joke u, one ugly dude/gurl!
2087777 4 years ago
I am a disgrace? Tell that to the thousands of little kids whose lives are scarred forever by men of God, who see them as nothing more than a sexual toy. You'd better double-tithe now. The Catholic church needs your money to cover up their love for defiling children's bodies.
evergreenman 4 years ago
Agreed! Catholics are known for molesting little kids, even the priest. And the Catholics still allow it and don't think it's wrong.
broebc 4 years ago
So do JW's. Pedophilia is a huge problem among JW's and, actually, much worse per capita / by ratio. Thanks to that "2 witness" rule, pedo's are protected by the JW elders and if an abused child goes to the police on his own or with the help of some other JW family member, they are in trouble and could actually be punished or disfellowshipped.
PunchinTheMunchkin 4 years ago
Who are you kidding? The WTS is a multi-BILLION dollar industry preying on deluded saps. You not only BUY your door-to-door magazines for placement ONCE, you actually take whatever donation you get and pay AGAIN. That's double-dipping! A 5¢ rag rakes in 500-1000% profit-- and it's all a bunch of bullshit, too! HA! Then, you donate in the box at the Kingdom Hall. Oh yeah, 1 more thing: WTS is run by JEWS. HAHAHAHAHA.
PunchinTheMunchkin 4 years ago
My bad. I thought you were a JW. I don't support any Christianity, so please don't think I was defending Catholicism.
PunchinTheMunchkin 4 years ago
JW's aren't what you think they are. You can search on websites with different people saying how bad they are and what they've done. But there are obvious lies within what they say. So if some of their "facts" are already lies, how much of their info is actually credible?
broebc 4 years ago
I know exactly what they are. I was raised in a JW family through the 80s. I never got baptized, fortunately, so I drifted out of it and my family is still able to talk to me. I can talk all the shit I want about them and I won't be labeled an "apostate." The sad thing is I think my mom knows I'm right and is too distraught to change her beliefs. She is mentally damaged and desperately wants to see my deceased father in "the new system." Fucked up cult.
PunchinTheMunchkin 4 years ago 3
You obviously feel very strongly about this subject. I'm sorry about your family. I didn't know it was like that. Sorry.
broebc 4 years ago
It's pretty horrific, actually. People of other religions have the option to really challenge their own beliefs if they choose. JWs do not have that luxury. They live with the threat of being disfellowshiped. Yet, in my congregation, the elders became so corrupt, 5 of them had to step down when the circuit overseer came by. There was child abuse going on and all sorts of stuff my mom never told me about until I was well into my 20s. I was shocked.
PunchinTheMunchkin 4 years ago 4
yeah and look what goes on in all the other religions... look if you don't want to read their stuff then don't read it. otherwise please just shut up about it. and don't talk about stuff you don't understand.
Caycaygirl 4 years ago
Since you're the one who doesn't understand, I think you're the one who should shut up, douchebag.
PunchinTheMunchkin 4 years ago
The Bible, Koran, Torah? Three sources of media that have inspired man to hate, maim and/or murder those that don't believe and follow their words. Caused more wars than anything else, and you are worried that someone cuts up a bothersome pamphlet.
evergreenman 4 years ago
i wonder if she would dare do this to the bible or koran or torah?
tryingforhim1 4 years ago
those who posted slandering remarks against JEHOVAHS name are a disgrace.even as our savior was dying he called out to our heavenly father to forgive them for what they were doing.satan wants us all to shun any belief in GOD and give in to the ways of this world which is in his grasp until our lord returns as he promised .Jesus was with out sin and will return for those who belive in him and his father JEHOVAH.
tryingforhim1 4 years ago
yee that sad. realy sad. like chiken after he lost his head you runing following your master. sad becous Jehova wants all of you to stay alive. he is realy full of love. that why you hate us becous we trying save yours lives for his will. but is clearly that some of you are like blind chiken.
justmegeeBD 4 years ago
Awesome spelling - I see Witnesses still frown on education.
joannadandy 4 years ago
"Awesome spelling - I see Witnesses still frown on education."
Nice choice of the word "awesome".
broebc 4 years ago
Love it! All the critics, get some humour!
brinjen72 4 years ago 2
friends, we can really see how much satan has influenced this world so much....the prophecy at timothy 3:1-5, and matt. 24:14 are almost done!
crystalflorence2 4 years ago
HEY! Great idea! Since the JW's don't celibrate Christmas OR send Christmas Cards, why not send one to them?
Actually, as an X-JW, you just gave me a good idea on how to get rid of old magazines!
Katzbalger 4 years ago
thats sad
betocool 4 years ago
stupid
Kalevmaster 4 years ago
trailer park indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
missymim 4 years ago
amazing how many jw youll find on u tube.really amazing..
wellshii 4 years ago
yea i no
betocool 4 years ago
As a JW, i find that funny!
the0v0man 4 years ago
i am one of them 1st of all we do not celebrate any holiday except one on when jesus died for us called the mamorial...its not called a pamphlet its a watchtower &
we respect people unlike you cutin them:(
xXmoo790Xx 4 years ago
Verses 9-19 as you should know is the long conclusion of Mark and generally not accepted as part of the Bible canon. Admittedly certain ancient manuscripts and versions add this to the original gospel of Mark. Speaking in tongues is unintelligent gibbersish and Paul says someone should be able to translate. At pentecost 33 c.e. the disciples under holy spirit spoke in tongues of different existing languages that could be translated.
1sincereguy 4 years ago
When i want to make a fool of myself I well do that, thanks :)
WhatIprovetobe 4 years ago
Silly, meaningless video. However JWs. are nice people when they call. They don't solicit money and their religion is not a racket as some of the TV evangelists, asking for money, making phony cures and expelling non existant demons. Even if there, this healing ability expired with the deaths of the apostles. So I agree with them on this point.
1sincereguy 4 years ago
Ummm... No... It says in Mark 16:17-18 "17And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; 18they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well."
PassingFlame117 4 years ago
The nicer you are to JWs, the less frequently they call. That's my experience.
I think they think I'm a lost cause.
SmamblingMound 4 years ago
to all the supid and ignorant people up there.thats why you don't have accurate knowledge cause you are 2 lazy to read them,but jw know what will happend to you.I just wish your not next 2 me woe to you says jehovah your creator.
stupidvid 5 years ago
And I'd like to know what all you 'Witnesses' are doing on Youtube? There's nothing of use to you on this site. Go back to your insular little love-ins at the Kingdom Hall. Your elders would be very disappointed.
goldiependle 5 years ago
That is why you live in a trailer park you loser!
geeman999999 5 years ago
haha i'm one of jehovah's witnesses and i actually think this is kinda funny.. or at least the idea to make religious cards out of magazines (after reading them of course) and not on Christmas, but perhaps for another occasion. what an original idea! :)
suzyz2003 5 years ago
Would you ask a Catholic for a cross so you can masturbate with it?
Would you ask a Buddhist for a statue of Buddha to use as a urinal?
If you would, then you probably would ask one of Jehovah's Witnesses for a publication to use to celebrate a holiday that appalls them.
Downstryke 5 years ago
No, because that's disgusting.
Rosary beads however, those are totally cool and fashionable, someone needs to market those!
No, but I did get a cool Buddha ashtray at the dollar store the other day!
Thanks for watching!
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Jolene Sugarbaker
The Trailer Park Queen
JoleneSugarbaker 5 years ago 5
Five stars original.
I personally use old Watchtowers to line the bottom of my bird
cage....they are the exact size, and tear off a few pages and you have
a fresh layer. However, if you read them first, and meditate on them,
you will find a level of spirituality not found anywhere else except
the Bible, and although written for 8 year olds with no references to
speak of....can help you to become a better man and a friend of God.
If...you can wade past the annoying child like syntax.
KermitdForg 5 years ago
No references? They reference many history books, science, many recognized sources. But, most of all God's word the Bible.
''Child like suntax'' They are written in 156 languages, worldwide. There are articles for all people, educated, no so, young, old.
I like them all!
Jeff1061 5 years ago
I don't know if I'd do that. Those pamplets may have subliminal messages in the images. The images I've seen are usually of faces hidden in the clothing. The idea is that this might trigger a subconcious emotional reaction, and to identify the emotional reaction to what you're reading, but I don't know if it's true.
socratesone 5 years ago
Thank you - Thank you - Thank you!!! I could get a lot of these! :-)
ZoeUna 5 years ago
That was so funny!! I used to be a JW. Ill have to try that this Christmas!
Shwoogy 5 years ago
i dont think u were ever a jw.u just hate them.
wellshii 4 years ago
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frohammer 5 years ago
I should SO try this!
erikabonsweagoe 5 years ago
LMAO Jolene & a Jehovah battle it out!! My money is on Jol:P
ibjeepin 5 years ago
Just tell me where your door is and ill be happy to come with a watchtower.....!!!!!
Shanalnaraine 5 years ago