if i was the cellphoneless guy id be like nigga PlEaSe WTF PSHHHHHHHH smack in face and if i was the other guy id staple his nuts to a stack a papers and his ass to a papeer snake
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this has nothing to do with this vid but i thought it was added or sumtin (i was freakin out!) i heard country music out of nowhere! not even kidding! thought u should know lol
oo not be making the video look bad or anything but the 2 girls are smiling b4 the joke comes, the one in the blue shirt is about to laugh. but yea ANYWAYS i was still funny :D
that is so funny all the eleavator things are funny youtube is funny man in the box is funny this is funny family guy is funny if you read this all then you should stop now because its a waste of your time its all funny
I wrote this after a homeless guy asked me if he could borrow my phone. First, I don't know who the homeless guy was going to call. Do his other homeless buddies have cell phones, or does he have the number for the pay phone they hang around? Anyway, I was petrified my phone would ring, and so 'Cellphone Miser' was born.
wahaha
zocom009 5 months ago
click 3 3333333333333333 lol
Magicrules508 9 months ago
I prefer bite them if someone ask me if i could borrowed my phone
Sonamy4ever12 1 year ago
youre a dick...
RyoUchiha2324 1 year ago
that same kinda thing happend to me before lol
dk12553 1 year ago
Nice dude!
Jaewalker099 1 year ago
Favorite.
thehopperbox 2 years ago
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guy: hey can i borrow your cellphone for a sec?
guy 2: yea sorry id let u but i left it up in my office.
*cellphone rings*
...
lady: youre a dick.
orochimaruboy3 2 years ago
i think we saw the video....................
MsApo28 2 years ago 4
Hawttie rawks
uunderworld 2 years ago
LOL XD!!!!!!
OrangeFreddoFail 2 years ago
ha same thing happened to me at school today XD
Element20200 2 years ago
Was That Harold?
Thunderscreamer 2 years ago
lol haha, love the last punch line, 'you are a di*k'
vanedesign 2 years ago
hahah ur a dick/.....
MrColtsrock88 2 years ago
hahaha pwn
kaylan1913 2 years ago
hahaha. instant dick
Jazon999 2 years ago 2
no i would but...i left it up in my office..so...
*ring ring*
0.0 oh shit xD
Hot5hot5am 2 years ago 2
hes not a dick anybody could just use it then run away when the doors open.
SonicShadow316 2 years ago 3
In an office building.
On one of it's upper stories.
Seriously?
XxDraconxX 2 years ago
u're a dick, lmfao
SilkroadLegendROCK 2 years ago
Your a Dick
xD
PiNoiFLiP 2 years ago
Wow. Two people in a row who did not properly write 'you're'.
This must be some kind of record.
AtariMaxiToriyama 2 years ago 4
Nerd much?
Grammar Police?
freak... -.-
PiNoiFLiP 2 years ago
hahaha
did you really have to point out that he's a nerd?
because a lot of people write correctly...
but does that really matter... as them calling them a nerd?
291563 2 years ago
Well, heh heh, I am no officer of the law, but. . . . *Pulls up my britches in a shy but arrogant sort of way* Thanks for the compliment, though.
AtariMaxiToriyama 2 years ago
Agreed
crazydang 2 years ago
Your are a dick! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!
HiRUnknown 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Apollys 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Apollys 2 years ago
if i was the cellphoneless guy id be like nigga PlEaSe WTF PSHHHHHHHH smack in face and if i was the other guy id staple his nuts to a stack a papers and his ass to a papeer snake
buttayhahahaahahah 2 years ago
that would soooo suck lolz. ill be like oohhhhh shit.
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daisyvigil1234567890 2 years ago
lmao ive done that before:P
gobulldogsgo123 2 years ago 4
hahahaha, that was hilarious
54spiritedwill54 2 years ago 2
LOL!
VisualFXProductions 3 years ago 2
hell yeah. i hate letting ppl borrow my phone. i mean what's that about?
ramone2185 3 years ago 33
ha well i hate people who drop your cell phone and act like its no big deal T.T
iLikeRiceXD 2 years ago 17
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LOL that was pretty funny
AnimeGuru69 3 years ago 7
LOL
WaiLoungChan 3 years ago 4
this has nothing to do with this vid but i thought it was added or sumtin (i was freakin out!) i heard country music out of nowhere! not even kidding! thought u should know lol
oh yeah i love this video!
muahahascrewu 3 years ago
lol, ur a dick
tatersalad4real 3 years ago 5
Haha, perfect.
AllieIsBored 3 years ago 6
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phones dont work in elevators
wangman 3 years ago
yeah they do...
LoonyBird27 3 years ago
its ok looneybird27 he is right those dial tellephones dont... XD
masterwizard555 3 years ago
Oh...huh I thought I remembered using mine once...
jayboy171 3 years ago 2
ooh, cold.
TheJonnyHo 3 years ago
can't be more busted than that. :D
hetasuzume 3 years ago 4
that is the funniest thing ive ever seen...i watched it like 5 times
coltfordyfive 3 years ago 6
lol hahahh funny
LanyPK 3 years ago
hahahaha
katiexkat2122 3 years ago
oo not be making the video look bad or anything but the 2 girls are smiling b4 the joke comes, the one in the blue shirt is about to laugh. but yea ANYWAYS i was still funny :D
gprime70 3 years ago 7
lawl!!!!! i do thay all the time
wardog99s 3 years ago
who is that beautiful girl at the back??
boretime 3 years ago
That was brilliant. I always feel that for the Elevator series counts: The shorther the better.
Loved it.
Ptrrrrrrrr 3 years ago 7
"you're a dick" HAHAHA i love allison
lamont131 3 years ago 2
lol...but it was 2 short
cutieheart1 4 years ago
rrrrrofl
brom229 4 years ago 2
ouch =P
100percentrekkie 4 years ago 2
"your a dick" hahaha love it!!
jdrock0 4 years ago 4
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bobolited 4 years ago
cell phone miser right here! ahahahahahahaha!
905woody 4 years ago
happens to me all the time, getting called a dick by smirking girls...
theunnnamedzine 4 years ago
haha the girl who called the dude a dick had a little smirk on her face before saying the line XD
MKArbiter 4 years ago 16
That's Alison Beker. You can see her on VH1's "Best Week Ever," she rocks my socks.
-Woody
runawaybox 4 years ago 5
fuckin phone borrowers - get your own!
mickmorrell 4 years ago 5
that is so funny all the eleavator things are funny youtube is funny man in the box is funny this is funny family guy is funny if you read this all then you should stop now because its a waste of your time its all funny
spencerchaser 4 years ago
haha that was suppose to be a reply to your homeless guy story!
bedrocked 4 years ago
I know! But what if the homeless guy is really fast and steals my phone? My minutes are precious!
-Woody
runawaybox 4 years ago
woody's a dick
bedrocked 4 years ago 7
totally. I am.
-Woody
runawaybox 4 years ago 5
wow. the periods add great emphasis. I should try that.
lilmizmm 3 years ago
You're a dick
Durbo88 4 years ago
bwahahaa great idea...hopefully the vibrate on my cell isn't too loud to be heard when it's in my pocket o.0
karlibell22 4 years ago
One advantage to not having a cell phone, don't have to worry about people asking to use it.
FranceHopper 4 years ago 3
That would definitely be awkward.
genmaximus110 4 years ago 2
I wrote this after a homeless guy asked me if he could borrow my phone. First, I don't know who the homeless guy was going to call. Do his other homeless buddies have cell phones, or does he have the number for the pay phone they hang around? Anyway, I was petrified my phone would ring, and so 'Cellphone Miser' was born.
-Woody
runawaybox 4 years ago
hahaha pure genuis!!
skore01 4 years ago
lol he is screwed
sfamfilms 4 years ago
this has actually happened to me lol
FlamingCheeto 4 years ago 2
nice
yamumlovesit 4 years ago
"Yes, but you're not using it"
Easy as pie :)
makafeke 4 years ago
After having several friends kill my minutes by talking CONSTANTLY to significant others, I've had to be the cellphone miser.
regularguy5mb 4 years ago
my phone met a dismal end thank to a glass of lemonade and i always had to be the guy always asking for a phone
but i got a new 1 today!!
Satan119 4 years ago
smerk*...thats it
toocrunk4yall 4 years ago
ouuuuch awakwarrrrd
LizlikesHPalot 4 years ago
shuduv asked the ladies
thedudeguy 4 years ago
Lol....I do that all the time though.
"Do you have a pencil?"
"No"
"Everyone take out your pencils"
"Hey! You have like 10!"
LurverOfTehAnime 4 years ago 7
heheh... I love to do that! And then I just ignore them and act like I have no idea what they're talking about.
ryeb1 4 years ago
I do the same. Or I'll find an excuse, "Those are my back up pencils. I'm prone to having the tips break off"
XD
LurverOfTehAnime 4 years ago 2
That's a good excuse...I'll have to try that one!
ryeb1 4 years ago
Thats funny!!
100MilestoSanJ 4 years ago
I would have bluntly said: No.
weaponx22 4 years ago
and u'd be the type of "dick" the lady was referring to. Either that, or beat up if you said that to the wrong dude and he freaked out on you.
Martek100 4 years ago
I wouldn't let a stranger use my phone either.
Dexerion 4 years ago
nice!
maddogza 4 years ago
lol I love how he bangs his elbow on the wall.
FessdapFrisc 4 years ago 2
The guy asking for the cell phone needs to be in more Elevator!
And yay for Marty!
missychrissy2393 4 years ago 2
not too funny but yeah.
xDeppObsessedx 4 years ago
that's like saying
"that's hilarious!! but no"
LiquidJello090 4 years ago 6
lol!
xDeppObsessedx 4 years ago
This is the funniest on in a long time.
martini613 4 years ago
hahahaha, that was hilarious
ineedahug133 4 years ago
I'd have answered it...
"Yeah... lucky you just called me. This twat is asking to borrow it"
Extnoob 4 years ago 3
hahaha
Drummer2k7 4 years ago
The same thing happened to me at the bus stop!! But luckily my phone didn't ring. It was so scary. though.
minutedude 4 years ago
Yay it's Marty!
awoller 4 years ago
haha awesome :D "you're a dick"
Evan1701 4 years ago 3
lol
sethguy45 4 years ago
fucking awesome!
plumpspork 4 years ago
LOL! Love it!
Amkii 4 years ago
funny but so predictable
theoppermaneffect 4 years ago 3
sucks when your lie gets busted! lmao
Aprildew 4 years ago 3
agreed.
JeeprzCreepers56 4 years ago
uradik
voiyour 4 years ago
You'rea a dick.
xDDD
PrettyGreenGoat 4 years ago 2
lol
Myblinky 4 years ago
i do that all the time
Kaylapop13 4 years ago 3
heheh. <3
Tmarie111 4 years ago
ha your a dick
tess091 4 years ago
who is thed japanese girl she is cute !!
Ghosy2 4 years ago
ive done that b4 with my cell and iPod (only saying that the batteries were dead) but thank goodness neither went off...
myiPodnoturs 4 years ago
hahahaha
I would, but...*ring ring*
aswolf 4 years ago
haha thats awesome.
piratesarrkool98 4 years ago
Happy new year!
Evanmileus 4 years ago
can i borrow your cellphone
nah i left it up in my office
ring ring
your a dick
lol i love these
imwithsstupids23 4 years ago
you don't need to quote the whole clip. we just watched it
:)
guitar2adam 4 years ago 6
i agree with guitar2adam
i think most people who use the english version of youtube can understand english
hence not needing someone to narrate it
gore1sm 4 years ago
Elevators pwn
Germy2007 4 years ago
Ha ha.....I love Elevator!
Jeckon 4 years ago
ROFL! Nice..
oreosbestfriend 4 years ago
LMAO
Tonyyjaii 4 years ago
Darn YT just didnt update comments. oh well =(
D0M1N8R1x 4 years ago
First! Short 1
D0M1N8R1x 4 years ago
1st
D0M1N8R1x 4 years ago
Haha!
Yay! First~!
kay188 4 years ago
hahahaha that was great!!!
delgado053 4 years ago
nice! view number 4, booya
MuddyDog30250 4 years ago
Ha, I love this series!
mynameiscal 4 years ago