WHY PEOPLE CLIMB MOUNTAINS???

[Lmartinez241]

nice eye lashes:)

[UIqbaldo09]

Press 8 XD



[StassaHeidi]

Yesterday, after watching a Gradual Report video over my shoulder (without the sound), my mom actually said she liked his face.

TAKE THAT MARISSA'S MOM!

[TheBCMBrothers]

Danny!! Do a video of how americans play soccer compared to serbians!!! :DDD

[DinsdaleGinge]

@TheBCMBrothers FOOTBALL!!!! NOT SOCCER

[MixmasterA420]

That explains why I climbed trees as a kid... you my lovely lemon-drop friend are very wise indeed!

[ropname]

what if it's foggy?

[102shasta]

This marissa is my bff. No joke. I've known her since kindergarten. Her mom is actually really funny

[imadannylemondrop98]

@102shasta yes, yes i am :)

[cassity2013]

i've shown my mom some of your vids and thought they were funny :)

[purplepills3]

I love you incorporate comedy and intelligence into your videos!

[MsHamburgerpizza]

Awwwwwh Danny your so cute

[Deathmonkey1011]

I'm a rock climber an I do to get a sense of accomplishment I guess

[Yourbabystar]

...I love you...

[Cralineleader]

The voice changing feature on your vid editor must be worn out and want to hurt you.

[Kornholle]

and u spelled Zyzz wrong.......

[Catch22WithGuns101]

I love how there's an ad for mountain climbing gear right next to your vid, XD

[spentfromnz]

Solicitations is the best GR ever.

[NotUndercoverCop1]

oh, my god. play this video and don't stop believing by journey...most epic video background music ever.

[missMJ95]

press 8.

your welcome

[NikolaJohnSmith]

@missMJ95 Na kurcu te nosam

[missMJ95]

@NikolaJohnSmith yes ...

[eloelo511]

rest in peace zyzz.

[MrCaptianAlly]

I bet Marissa feels special..

[SeABaSS20000]

lol press 4 really fast xD

[pandasawesome]

DANNY I CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR VIDEOS!!! HAHAHAHA XD

[junnagels]

press 8 over and over again

[toolband1123]

where can i pick up a copy of your book? lolol

[Zwitsalthe1st]

@misterbunnylover and some people don't know how to spell english

[MrBunnyloves]

22 people dont now what mountains are.

[dunnkidj]

can any0:00ne sh0:00w me where a replay butt0:00n is?

[M3talLv3r]

lol my family loves ur videos :) <3

[shoreskasandra]

yes i love the condom one!!!!!!!!!!! i have seen all of ur vids and there amzing

[realityisforgotten]

FEFF, FEFF. MARRISA'S MOM, FEFF.

[1UnknownBand1]

You should put links to all these videos for uss(:

[Mrsebassrocks209]

Douche Nozzle is my new word...I swear to bob!!

[melissaveroza]

you spelt zyzz wrong. its not zzyz, its fkinn ZYZZZZZ MANN

[EpiczzWTF]

longest intro ever xD

[Tsoto247]

Epic face!

[ckk1997]

What's the video called that. Went to dc?

[PotentialyLethalSoda]

Holy Christ, Danny, has anyone ever told you you're a friggin' genius? Then again, I suppose one man's "obvious" is another man's "genius".

[witshitrules]

@1:11

ahw danny,

everybody likes your face!

it's pretty :)

[01dankeman]

could you do a video on WHY MY MOM DOESN'T LIKE UR FACE?

[cosmin0192837465]

NO! My mum did not see any of those videoes!

[22suprstar22]

I love how you always do all those voice changes. XDDD

[MarcyOfManyTalents]

I didn't submit that question, but it's weird to hear u say my name... Lol

[UlquiorraLegacy]

when did he dress as winnie the pooh ? xD

[LuluBeans77]

Did you rub the right half of your face on a leper? it looks like dirty bananas

[stralle2yu]

mada fuckin king!

[xlurielxl]

rip zyzz :(

[nashie899]

@SovietPB Yeah, I'm with you all the way...

[SovietPB]

You're a moron. Where to I go to get my wasted time back.

[AnitoPictures]

Anyone else who searched for "A Douche Nozzle for President"?

[AthenaandMarc]

lol thru 1:50-2:04

[AdonayFloresLaMota]

xD1:50

[Pizzamallory5]

Well, I just climb things because is fun. :\

[chickatay]

2:00 Oh my gosh. Replay please.

[LolToalNoobs]

Hmm...... Small pupils..."meth mouth" (thick saliva)................

I think someone had some methamphetamine before taking this video.

[BeccaLovesGwen]

1:58 is our favorite part. We have watched it like 50 times lol

[Miqueasalt]

Haha

[MrCrazydooker]

@ella2rox That's right.

[nataku7]

where can i buy that book?

[DJrockstar816]

I went out with a marissa!!! True story..

[TankFlame55]

Go to 1:48 Best part ever. So funny!

[MrCrazydooker]

Don't try the mirror thing. It doesn't work.

[MrCrazydooker]

The part I write "to find... blah blah blah" I mend "If you find... Blah blah blah" :P

[MrCrazydooker]

Dear Danny

The following letter is encrypted (the letter are in different position and the 1st letter is on capitals). To find out what this letter writes plz reply and answer to the god damned question.

hyW eW (--obvious) reaFknig sxiEt ¿

[yourmomlikesme101]

Why do people only have dreams a couple times a week?

[ThePoppy998]

Gawshh..still can't believe u cut ur HAIR ;( ..

[lovelyscott93]

who wouldnt like ur face???

[Miqueasalt]

Why does Danny call us his "lemon drops"?

[bloodlinerock13]

@Miqueasalt its like lady gaga and her little monsters

[RockNRollFire96]

classic gradualreport

[BachelorGirl702]

ur great! Encore!

[samib626]

Heyy DaNnY! can you do a video on why people dress up like LADY GAGA? :D

[nitrousballoon]

18 ppl havent seen his all his videos

[IzakWantsYou]

Danny... Why you so close to the camera? You always have been... But today is worse than usual.

[BeaBeaRox]

Glue and tape your hair back on!

[advisablyparentable]

but let's move on to the question. why do people climb mountains and shit

[gigee94]

i love how he used ZYZZ as the main image just to get more views....- _ -

[rynostewie]

@gigee94 I don't believe the main image has anything to do with the videos view count...

[Rockpopstar96]

haha I liked that speedo

[abs7rak7en]

YES!



[kittycat3551]

can u do a vid on fashion? that would be awsome! ;D ps- i love ur vids! their the best i'v ever seen! <3

[austin95382]

My mom likes the babby sitting one

[austin95382]

Danny I love your vids

[Osito617]

awesome vid!!!!! yeahh!!!!! 

[244jovan]

HEY!!!!!I said in the previous video: "LONG HAIR!!!!!"

[TrevaPy6a]

WTF GUYS I FOUND IDNK WHAT I PRESSED I WAS PRESSING THE ARROWS Up DOWN LEFT AND RIGHT AND THERE WAS ON THE VIDEO THE GAME SNAKE I MEAN U CAN PLAY SNAKE ON THE SCREEN OF THE VIDEO WTF?

[ladygir123]

My mother likes your videos. She thinks youre strange

[caitlinwuzhere]

Every vid I'm laughing. (:

[daydreamer2742]

Vid on how to give a blow job!!!!! Heeheehee ;)

[qo999966666]

LOL, u fucking rule

[BrennyBlues]

Great having the intro screen halfway through the video danny :P

[snowyemofull]

fef

[spoonsandthings]

nose play is good. more nose play please :D

[thisishellagay]

nose play? ...danny... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[bazinga801]

Longest intro ever on the Gradual Report??

[howdylee13]

My mom loves your videos!

[zEquilibrium]

1:52 - 2:05 HE SAID UNT!!!!!

[kyleietis2]

danny, can you tell us y ur always shirtless

[joshuak9able]

@kyleietis2 He already did that one



[spoonsandthings]

@kyleietis2 cos he is always so hot. temperature wise ... ;)

[nastia092]

You remind me so much of Jim Carry!! And it's a HUGE compliment.

[EvilTwerp45]

Dan Osman was probably the best rock climber there was. He died due to freefalling. His Rope snapped. Or something like that.

[IGotDuhPancakeMix]

i love ur face tho danny ):

from: ur tasty lemon drop

[nonikita]

RIP Zyzz, may you rest on Mt. Olympus.

[DavinaFaerie]

The exploding condoms is one of my faves, so funny,lol...

My second fave is the one about the letter to the abusive guy entitled "pig",lol... LOVE THE EYE MASK...

Do more like that? You rock... :0)

[Moonyman213]

I just LOVE when he adds the chimpmunk effect. Makes him SO cute.. and he also talks in germglish. Even more cute.

[banannafreak4eva]

danny please do a video on why australia rules

[MyEyesTellStories]

Danny, you remind me of my stepdad when hes drunk xD

[90GBO]

Heaps of respect for the RIP to zyzz. Your a good guy :). RIP zyzz... Way too young :(

[LordHines420]

serious question... are you retarded?!?!? and instead of nose play, have you done ass play with your nose.

[MrBestfriends007]

This is probably my favorite but only because my name is marissa too!

[rawrberrys]

I wanna buy your book...where can i has book buyingness

[SK8r4LifeJack]

danny tell us why we like butts on chicks



[fakos7]

i accidentally played the start of this in class the other day and the volume was on full blast and everyone just looked at me like wtf haha

[Lifehunter1]

why is gradualreport called gradualreport? :/

[grenouilleCAPSLOCK]

those strands of saliva are really annoying

[LordHines420]

@grenouilleCAPSLOCK lol yeah.

[PattyMMelt]

@grenouilleCAPSLOCK

It's called 720p. 

[SimplyBridgett]

Dear Danny,

Do a video on why the internet is so annoying to some people (strangeley enough people like that exist) ^_^

[justinroxu]

it would be nice if u could post the videos from the road trip with zyzz. Rest in piece son of Zues.

[ZoeandKrystal]

I like the irony of the fact there was a Rock Climbing add on the side.

[monotonerobot]

@ZoeandKrystal that is not irony.

[colinkify]

Do a report on Blink-182

[jeniusjj]

Hey Danny!

Could you please do a video about why it's good to finger the nutella jar.

From Lemon Drop #204503

[grahamthesexykid]

Im getting my wisdom teeth out. can you do a video about that?

[jeniusjj]

Hey Danny!

Could you please do a video about why it's good to finger the nutella jar.

From Lemon Drop #204503

[kellsietrickle1]

I like the intro... Haha

[ZariaLaShae]

He Kinda Reminds Me Of Steve O In This Video .

[Beasty1014]

Wassup Danny I just Subscribed to your show!! B) To celebrate i was hoping you could make a video on why Fat girls shouldb't wear a 2 - peice bikini? O_o

[Slamwoo93]

koji kurac jebote ?

[lovelyscott93]

HI DANNY! can you please make a video about why people get piercings? (ears, nose, belly button, nipples, etc.) Thanks so much!! <3

[agentkoren]

I guess he went with the short hair...

[lovelyscott93]

HI DANNY!! Can you do a video about why people get piercings? (ears, nose,belly button, nipples, etc.) Thanks so much!! <3

[Love4Beauty97]

Hey Danny!!! :) I really Love your Videos! I am defenently a big fannnn!!!! Anyways.... you should do a video about If you ever dyed your hair, and if you did what colour would it be?? aahhahha i think that would be a really cool video!!

[lukedixonsmells]

Danny do a video of what you would do if you were president for a day :) p.s like the hair dude :)

[deidaragrandmaster97]

dear danny! can you make a video on were do babies come ?

[rupert484]

1:53 you sound like that one scientist on Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[missymegyn]

Those are my favorite videos(:

[stickydanks420]

hold 5 then press 9

[aleko11]

Marisa should c the one where you talk to your mum .. :)

[jizzleone1]

Bound to happen sauna or later

[roseandlexyforever]

I love being your little lemondrop danny(:

[Nikkilol1111]

@gradualreport will u tell us how 2 make a cow Everyone in my family -3's videos

[ItsJustMeShonn]

press 8 repeatedly

[Blackmedow]

@gradualreport DANNY I love you vids and could you do a vid why monkeys are like humans

[tealrabbit53]

0

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[Angamar95]

Dear Danny, can you tell us something about reversed psychology? -DO NOT READ THIS IN SLOW-MO THANK YOU-

[veronjn111]

you didnt keep you hair like that!!!!!!

[1ivan9]

You are like a talking WIKIPEDIA :)

[SlipperySandpaper]

press 4 alot for epic eyes

[skyeoak3]

Can you do a video on why people scream when they see worms ?

[IRaceWithTurles]

Danny tell us why your video "Talks With Dylan" got removed by YouTube?

[lovelyscott93]

HI DANNY! could you please do a video about why people get piercings? (ears, nose, belly button, nipples, etc.) Thanks so much!! <3

[scmini]

dramatic danny....press 8

[snophojosie]

OMG 1:50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlovinofKeys]

Why is school getting more pricey? I feel like there isn't a good non douchey reason

[muotassem]

You are the most annoying guy on YouTube

[Corrupt150]

R.I.P. Zyzz :(

[JoshTrumpetTank]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

this comment doesn't make sense,

microwave

[aaronmills101]

1:50 hahaha

[bleerrgghhhh]

the intro was almost half the video. :D lol hee hee

[MrAirjetsrka]

Do a video explaining why did u name your channel Gradual Report!!!! :)