Lord Humongous Feasting

[cisco760ca]

yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

[stephaniepowell]

Damn nature you pretty

[TinoCmanBes]

is that a giant ass mutha fkin lorded 4 leged creppy flying locust its feasting on..?? Cuz if it is, #OMG

[BanjoKazooieTeam]

o...k...

[movitmovit]

hilarious choice of name.

[juggalette4lyfefu]

Damn I know you boys get bored over there but damn...lol my cousin told me about those spiders, he got chased by one and shot the fucker lol

[Will2k95]

these spiders scare me more than any other even though they have no venom only a bitch of a bite

[xDeAdlYSp1Derx]

All myths of Solifogue are LIES! They can't jump, or eat your knee cartalidge as they dont consume anything thats BIGGER than their own size!

[KeelerN]

wow. coolio.

[ERICx223]

lol i thought that was a snake being eaten at first lol

[shinningdove]

I saw a video here on youtube where a camel spider was eating a mouse. Sick as hell, but, you could actually "HEAR" the skull crunching as the camel spider was eating it. These things are evil.

[jayson4404]

Those things are lethal arent they

[EntropyMonster]

Nope. Just bite hard.

[mjship11]

what an awesome name for a pet spider

[gilligan80]

also... contrary to what some other people said on here they are not "siders" either... nor are they "arachnaids"..hehehe... we are getting so dumb now... doesnt anyone else notice the increase of spelling errors in mainstream newspapers and magazines... and they have editors..

[gilligan80]

Camel spiders are not spiders at all... arachnids have 8 legs.. camel spiders have 6... its an arthropod.. like a scorpion you buffoons....hahahah..buffoons.­..they dont always lay eggs on you either... the bite is toxic and causes infection like a komodo dragon because of bacteria... they also appear to "run at you" during the day light if they are disturbed because they want to stay in your "shade"... they are mostly nocturnal.. i know because i always stepped on them at night in kuwait..

[SantinotheGUNZboy]

dang@!!!!!!

[Knappnyttlover]

I think this spider is cool! I dont know thats with you ppl. I mean they could not choose the way they eat. Spiders doesnt have any teeth. The drink the life juice from their prey. Thrust me... I saw it once. There was a web in the back of my moms car. And stuck there was a little fly. Then a fucking huge crosspider came down from the inside and devoured it in some seconds. That was pretty creepy

[joblohob]

the cammal spider is not techniquely a spider it's in it's own class of archnaids. So i don't think it drains it's prays fluids because it has a horiztontal jaw so it bites and swallows i think.

[carey1012]

you're grammer is fucking terrible like grade 2 level maybe

[PantheraAtrox]

one bad azz bug

[nickplanet1]

thats a camel sider!!!

[jpkarloss123]

if that bit u they lay eggs on u

[SASc0mm4nd0]

then they hatch and crawl through your veins till they reach ur brain and eat it then eat your heat then pop out yur chest and kill all ur friends

[victoriatodd]

@SASc0mm4nd0 What a load of shit, Camel spiders don't do that you retard.

[CalBro]

Gah fuckin' camel spiders. Loads of fun when you reach into your pack and find one those bastards in there.

[VergilGrimm000]

Augh.. my friend josh is deployed and one got in his fuckin sleeping bag. Bit him right on the thigh. Fuckin ugly things too XDXD

[gilligan80]

and how they run with their ass up in the air... creepy as hell... people on here actually say these things are awesome... ha.. try the camel spider challenge and jump in a sleeping bag with 2 or 3 of them...

[pl00oui]

how much was he

[gigsworld101]

I'm guessing a good chinck from the thumb of the mofo who caught it.

[TheBigAL42]

I would never in my life keep a big fucker like that as a fucking pet

[chargerboy411]

lol seriously

[alcaponage]

a wondor of nature a masterpiece so weirdly beautiful cool mouths check d one wer it eats baby mouse iyt weird way it eats cool

[vampov]

This video makes me want to be gay

[kevinxx158]

wtf your gay?

[UkPR0]

being gay aint natural its disgusting

[xmyklxisxcoolx]

You're disgusting.

[PharoahAtemsGurl]

XD thats so fricken random!

[nandez777]

oh wow xD haha nice

[UkPR0]

im disgusting..ok..queer boy

[ericohara07]

homophobic alert

[KidVlogger317]

Lol.  ..... wait, what?

[SuKJoHnBoFf]

@vampov why?

[gmertag]

@vampov you already are hahah jkjk no homo

[Bizzer10]

@vampov lol. i gotta say. it took me a few moments to get that joke lol

[effectedmold]

u fukin spider shaggin freak

[Kingperrie21]

jeez ricky did your parents rape you when you were 5 u seemed a lil mind fucked

[nira11]

the way they move their mouth... its so weird and disgusting creepy type thing.... i hate these things!!!!

[captaintripps6969]

One motive of the almost universal revulsion that humans feel toward watching some arachnids feed centers around their lack of a "standard mouth". The scissor motion of "up and down" mimics (to our ego at least) a perversion of coitus. Then again - they were here first and will be here long after. Then again I have to admit that's damn creepy

:-D

[Alucard255]

It's not an arachnid it's a solpugid. ^_^

[captaintripps6969]

Alright Dracula.. I mean Alucard.. the critter falls into an order of Arachnidae. Feel better now?

[LachyW5]

wtf?

[menke99]

hey are a cros between scorpians and spiders arent they

[Tonberry88]

camel spiders are actually scorpions. they aren;t spiders

[Selrum576]

wow lol when do scorpions look like that? they are closely related to spiders but not spiders and not a scorpion.

[xXZenithXx]

they are Solpugids..

[HappySaylor]

lol they aint

[froggymaan]

how large can one of those spiders be?

[haharoadkillking]

somewhere between big and fuckin' huge lol

[adiata]

largest one ive seen, i live in arizona, was...im wanting to say 4 inches or so [tarantula sized]. it was a while back so my memory could be a little skewed, but do know they can get fairly large

[dogsRoxXD]

make a scorpion come up and kill it lol XD

JK

[R4shM4n]

Oh He is just soo adorable!!! very cute

[SuperZ1000]

Dude! You're keeping a camel spider!? Do you know how huge those things grow!!?

[thebluemaggot]

6 inches on average

[RG550]

I suppose you figured out that he can bite though leather gloves the hard way, hahahahah.

[BrynMawrYamBag]

at least you didnt torture it...

[RoxasElement]

the ultimate pet >:]

[badstevieboy]

Copperchan - I reckon I'd hunt hi and low to find that spider and wouldn't rest until I did. I'm with you there, pardner, big fucking nightmare.

[Zubatec]

Nice pet :-)

[jamesmdyer]

Where can I buy one of these?

[USSHornett]

u dont, they arent for sale, isnt it obvious?? hes a soldier in afganastan,,, he kept it there :)

[Testibus00]

This is actually a non-venomous, completely harmless, way cool little dude that a whole bunch of pussies are scared of because of the way it looks. It isnt even a real spider.

[Barff]

you try going face to face with one, we've hit them with a fucking shovel and the flew for 25m's...they still stood up and walked away!

[Drnken]

LOL u would change the way u thought of it 1nce it bit u, It has a necrotic bite where it sends a digestive substance wherever ur bitten. Look up a pic of it u'll be way disgusted

[nsheehy33]

wrong, no necrotic bite. Do some research before you make comments like that.

[adlsp]

We need to breed zillions of these eggs and drop them all over the islamo-fascist countries

[copperchan]

That would be scary to finslly be away from them, then unpack your bag and see it run under your bed but not find it >.< That would be my nightmare.

[wantok99]

DAAAMN!! That shit is Nasty!!

[MARINEKILLA12]

HATE THOSE FUCKERS!!

[EdenInAshes]

i hope u didnt bring it home

[Darren5L]

Nope, didn't have the opportunity. An Afghan National Army (ANA) Soldier took a look in the box, freaked out and smashed it with his AK. We weren't too happy about that.

[EdenInAshes]

lol im sorry

[aninnymoose]

hahah good mental image of an ANA spazzin out, then your squad mates kickin the shit outta him.

[drealgrin]

@Darren5L shoulda shot that pussy ass!

[TheLastHylianTitan]

@Darren5L seriously? a soldier freaking from a spider. that's funny!

and i am sorry for your loss.

[JEPMANLEMON]

@Darren5L Did you beat him up?

[starcraftguy365]

it scares me!!

[perceptionzstudio]

Nasty looking sob...

[niggaslipschips]

i'd kidnap an insurgent scum fuck and have a camel spider slowly chew his head off, video it and then ram the video up his mothers twat.

[galadriel6969]

yah, that'd sure be helpful. what a great idea. in fact, I'm gonna go enlist right now so I can set out to do just that. Boy, you're fucking brilliant. Almost as smart as our president. Hey, maybe you should run for '08?

[LOLBBQ1]

YEAAAAAAH CHOMP THAT BUG MMMM

[KingJoe8706]

yea it is a camel spiders and soldiers bring them back with them but sometimes not on purpose cuz they can hide in thier stuff

[Grym1337]

Ugh, that would freak the shit out of me, coming home and reaching in your bag and something bites you then scuttles out.

[pjholl]

looks like a camel spider...