Jake and Amir: Thighs

[575th]

Press 10 to see a retarded guy

[GoingGreenification]

anyone see puppet jake behind amir?

[QPBieber]

In the beginning, I thought he was masturbating :P

[10Colin09]

I thought he was fapping

[TheEagleEnigma]

this is one of my favorites lol.

[jazzingirl]

What is wrong with him

[cooleo0]

this is by far my favorite jake and amir xDDD

[MsBecky1989]

I wanna have a barty..

[ItsVulgar]

Thumbs this up if your watching this in 1949

[TheDigitalStone]

Drop it like it's hot...

[marcool108]

ive watched many a jake and amir videos and laughed at a few, but this was the first one to have me dying of laughter in the first 10 seconds xD

[JurgenWProductions]

amir is a fucking good actor, like a jim carey cable guy

[Cashman181buffon]

Amir: but umm i think were takin a cruise

Jake: yeah i think were not

Amir: yeah i think we might be

Jake: were definatelynot

Amir: WE ARE!!

[cianw10]

Love amirs scratching noises!

[baxtercunningham]

View number 557 557!

[ChaosSpike17]

well drinkign pop and watching this was a bad idea.Poor monitor..

[coaxill]

As much as I love these videos, I want to see Amir die horribly... And stay dead...

[TungstenHexafluoride]

Does every male employee jerk off at their desk at collegehumor?

[DoctorWhofreak564]

Did anyone notice that weird doll in the back ground

[lxXDobbyXxl]

@DoctorWhofreak564 That's a Jake puppet. There's an Amir one too. Go watch Jake and Amir: Puppet and Puppet part 2!

[oblivious619]

fuck is he jacking off so bad? he needs to get a room.

[k3v1nx10]

@oblivious619 hes scratching his thighs hence the title.

[StarInvasion]

Nothing is set in stone, I still have to call the mason ;)

[drpepper70707]

Damn you Amir.... my thighs itch now.... damn you.

[powderblue80]

That noise amir makes!

[BairunPancakes]

End: enuenewenughanuanuanauanuanaua­n!!!

[emmyspemmy17]

0:54 adorable Amir <3

[1tabsam]

what????

[clutchcrazy888]

I spent around 5 mins pressing 8 repeatedly... sigh, what am I doing with my life

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

press 1 repeatedly

[theravinglunatic470]

Dammit! I have a project that needs doing and its already 8!

[jvhokey]

lol in the beggining i thought he was master bading

[ImJustRay]

Yeah like a barty a bar party at a bar, a barty you'd invite people to a bar party a barty you ha -look- people a bar -look- a barty -LOOK-

[BulZaii]

LET ME STUDY FOR FUCK SAKE.... I GOT SAT's IN 2 FUCKING DAYS! :@

[ColtKiller818]

Lol @ josh just staring at them

[pumpkinoverlord]

Its 2012. Amir no longer has to worry about Jakes birthday being on a monday.

[cat91872]

I -3 Amir's 'wa?'

[akje93]

sexy......

[LieutenantYram]

haha Amir:

I don't think it's set in stone

*I still have to call the mason*

[ZomgEmma11]

The outtakes are funnier xP

[Emester123]

Josh in the backround He's like WTF are they doing?

[ionizer12]

@Emester123 Ha I notice him like that in alot of them

[abbytheridkeydonkey]

1:35 are you thinking a spring wedding? okay then

[Rubikswanson]

@Danny17 story of my life

[mab1239]

Well all gonna die (2012)

[720goo234235]

it is 2012!

[MrKamakazi27]

hitting 9 to get to the best part every time

[kelseyyjustice]

lol i love how it's 2012

[TheBlapslap]

It dosent look like ur scarf ing ur legs

[kiki123kirby]

I am supposed to be playing xbox but ive been watching this for hours

[skitlEEz211]

@kiki123kirby omg i was supposed to be doing that too 

[QuickScopersUnknown]

So is the thighs thing the aftermath of Vending Machine? Because if you listen, he says his thighs are on fire or something like that

[ruckaruckaaallii]

And speaking of scratching it.... OHHHAUAUAHHHH. (:



[MAKKEBAKKE]

He's only using one hand for scratching ;)

[Boost4lifeCP]

i have a creep following me just like amir and its soo cool, you can get them to do shit for you!

[nightzzable]

@jackKnifeProductions yep same problem here

[JackKnifeProductions]

I started watching Jake and Amir tonight at 12:30. My plan was to watch a few 1 or 2 minute Jake and Amir videos. It is now 2:25.

[DCK1NNG]

@JackKnifeProductions last night i was up tell 4 watching this and i needed to wake up at 5 for school... i faked sick :l

[JnewO]

@JackKnifeProductions happens to me all the time bro

[super4chicken]

@JackKnifeProductions just for the hell of it i clicked on 12:30 and i got startled by amir moaning :\

[fbiseyal]

That guy is just staring at the camera

lol

[kingnabeel12]

@gyngakid2 its supposed to be today is a gift, thats why its called the present dumbasss......... Lol

[StretchGargan]

2011! :o

[OMAJgaad]

0:15 look at jackes face (his mouth) and that is rigt after amir have done his *uuuuh* sound haha :D

[bimirl]

so if i understood correctly...amir wants to get married to jake? :D (1:30)

[youandihavenolife]

@bimirl I would not doubt it.

[amanzoel97]

Amir is really good in making sex sound.. he should be like a voice actor for a sex tape or something.. xD

[JzLEm2]

The outtakes for this is so funny

[TrollOfMC]

press 6 for BUTTAH!!!!!

[cloudiefull]

pause at 0:19 AHAHA

[MissMoeWheeler]

Lol creepy guy in the background!

[THETYZONE]

press 1 for amir jerking off

[Gyngakid2]

The future is a gift, that's why it's called the present. LOL

[abdinoor13]

keep pressing 1 for

amir jacking off saying squidward

[123koolestkid]

OMG my thighs are now itchy ... O.O

[treverborrisisaboss]

I make that noise when I fap.

[WWFANFI]

It looks like Amir is masterbating.

[xXDalusionalXx]

quite honestly...i hate Amir...only because my lil brother literally acts just lik him -__- i feel Jake's pain

[cloxwork]

@xXDalusionalXx It's just an act you know that right? he's supposed to be annoying.

[xXDalusionalXx]

@cloxwork i know..it still doesnt take away the fact he is annoying af

[tigerluv111799]

xDDDD theres a puppet in amirs background and it sounds like amir is in a mega vibrating chir when he rubs his highs xDDDDDD

[Rangerking645]

It's like he's jerkin off

[Aarongotswagg]

hahahahah 1:23 is the best

[popcornstand39]

By it he means his penis

[CampinFurry]

Sorry Amir every episode i watch your just more fucked up. Its freaking me out

[MR1stinga]

press 6 a bunch of time = butter, butter, butter, butter

[AHgeesmee]

And speaking of scratching it... classic

[johnromanchenko]

me and jake have same birthday :D

[droptheceiling]

is it me or is this addicting?

[KoolaidHummer]

am i the only one who heard wedding

[johnhimura1000]

what? but this was uploaded on apr 7, 2010? am i in the past? or in the future?

MIND FUCKED

[caitlind1234567890]

actually, his bday was on Friday... :P

[xlr84lyfe]

@wheresmydeodorant this is getting too weird.

[Shawxy19]

@foulball3 LOL! My birthdays the day before yours!

[xlr84lyfe]

@Shawxy19 my birthday is the day before yours. :O

[foulball3]

03/20 is my birthday... you motherfuckers better be at my next one! and everyone's invited!!!!!!!!!!

[jenanjeha]

and speaking of scratching it.. lmfao

[xiNFeCTeDxPiiRaaTex]

Wtf

[slicker2014]

1:42

[Etge937]

how th f**k did Amir the guy who never works afford a macbook?

[DRarKAngEL5551239]

I thought amir was jacking off at first lol.

[LAsWeirdest]

Kinda sexy when Amir rubs his thighs like that o.O Lolz

[LolifiedByMe]

I thought Amir was jackin off till the thighs statement.

[TraumaPsychoTizer]

@LolifiedByMe I did too

[shreddinmetal4life]

@LolifiedByMe Sometimes people look at the title of the video they're watching.

[LolifiedByMe]

@shreddinmetal4life Not when they're doin somethin else and have the playlist goin.

[imag1291]

@LolifiedByMe That was the fucking joke.

[BabyInReno]

@LolifiedByMe thats the joke. thats why he mentions the smoothie

[agk971]

@LolifiedByMe that's the point...

[nzfilmsdotcom]

today IS MONDAY, IT MUST BE HIS BIRTHDAY! :O

[TheDoubleEforever]

1:22 omg u died when amir said what

[XxCMA37xX]

haha 1:44 the best part!!!

[itubeudont]

its 2011

[ThinkDeepThoughts]

I managed to laugh silently, but I think I may have woken up my roommate when I choked on my water... damn you, Jake and Amir, for being so funny at such a late hour!

[DeathCoreBrii]

Press 6 for But-UMs

[DeathCoreBrii]

Fuck thumbs up comments, Jesus -_-

[connorj1231]

TROOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL

[Thanatos385]

how about you thumbs up because you've been here all day because your addicted to Jake and Amir

[AgonizingGemo035]

is he jerkin with 2 hand WTF 0_0

[ok2431]

Jizz in my pants

[camjackshow]

press 8 to drop it like its hot

[camjackshow]

press 1 for smoothie cum

[IVIcIVIuffin]

i just gotta call the mason ahaha

[crystalsss913]

0:48 > LOL. the guy in the background keeps staring..

[TheBiggBoyyss]

ugggggggggghhhhhhhh, I'm only on episode 88/212.

[misha1987987]

and speaking of scratching it ... .. oiyoyoyooyoyoyoyo

[mvr80]

Spring wedding??! o.O

[LolifiedByMe]

At first I thought Amir was two hand jacking off.

[pwnage714]

he just got the deluxe package instead

[BlueBurryPimp]

0:04 - 0:07 he came

[Jdoylee811]

That was creepy nigga

[GiraffeBat]

It's 2011. and Amir only got Jake the Deluxe Package. :3

[bigshoescomedyco]

but didnt he get the deluxe package?

[YoungKeley]

"you are watching" "WAIT wait wait let me geuss....... cougar town??" i laughed so effing hard!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheExarion]

LOL, I took the beginning out of context so horribly bad. xD

[ancilodon]

Press 8 in rapid succession for some Amir hiphop action.

[Kazutoification]

Amir probably mistook August 5th for August 15th.  August 15th is on a Monday. :o Amir would be right if this was 2016.

[touzry15ispimped]

1:44

[deadrevenge6666]

that doll is in a few videos..

[keyb2lok]

amir is like that gay roomate u get freshman year

[sallyfishkin]

nothing is set in stone...i still have to call the mason!

[RadiantlyYellow]

press 4 8 then 3

[MasonMcw]

Press 6 over and over.

[plantlife1212]

i love that sound he makes when he sratches

[MyBobalina]

Press 1! :D

[KamikazeChickens]

at first i thought he was jacking off...

[360Nightbringer]

murfmurfmurfmurfmurfmurfmurfmu­rfmurfmurfmurfmrf

[TheFreshter]

Let's have a Barty! :D

[Julia0Turk]

I love Amir.

[RaNdOmJaCkO]

459,360 people's thighs are burning.

[Dillydaddle]

i like how josh is just staring at us throughout the whole video.

[creedclear1233]

i hate you two for keeping me from reading my AP pysch book....

[55mac24]

press 7 rapidly

[mysuperhumanmushroom]

Omg XD 1:22

[friendlyAC130above]

Lmao the very end

[HawkzTube]

His thighs were still burning since he was stuck in the vending machine LOL

[SuperCrazylemons]

my birthday is august 6th :p

[luie97]

i love cougar town!!

[bxmdude96]

their videos are so fucking funny

i really love this shit man its hilli hilli

[3286headshot]

1:08 theres a jake doll

[xAiiRPLANES]

1:21 wut. x]

[TheJammyToast]

I thought he was uh.. you know Never mind

[mollietilly33]

im on my third round of watching all ht eepisodes... not to be creepy bujt i lol everytime

[TaintedXxXPrimrose86]

K, so it's official. I have a huge crush on Amir. <3

[sierralukzmaster7]

@TaintedXxXPrimrose86 Same here!(:

[TaintedXxXPrimrose86]

@sierralukzmaster7 Hahaha it's almost impossible not to.<33

[sierralukzmaster7]

@TaintedXxXPrimrose86 Exactly!! haha hes HILARIOUS!!!!!

[MrToastbuster]

Creepy dummy behind amir say what?

[HayHaygrl958]

press five really fast he says fapfapfapfapfap