HOW TO FIX MODERN WARFARE 3

[blinkmeoff]

i solved all the issues with this worthless p.o.s. game.....................i sold it and got my money back.

this time i learned my lesson and will NEVER buy another game till it's been out for at least a month to see if it's a p.o.s. like mw3.i thought black ops was bad,it's fan fucking tastic compared to mw3.

[imSkundies]

poor bloke, you just rolled him a if he was shit...

[FPSgriffy]

subbed

[cReAtIvE42name]

Im gona take a hammer and and fuck the bitch up nope nope im ricky chops fuck hammers xD

[MrGladBEASTftw]

this is HIGHLY unplayable on ps3. i go in a priv match and we both have 1-3 bars on every other cod i have a 4 and so does the other person. it's bullshit the game is garbage and a waste of 60$

[IProTheJoker115]

LOL!

[dadumplin812]

Wait...Don't you mean...IS better than BF3?



[davidmastertkd]

i get to many dam hitmarker with y MSR WTF

[OneShotLegendz]

we all know that wasnt charmin ultra soft

[Asiaroeschti]

You sir, are a great man,

[maddraykth]

i played bf3 until i took an arrow to the knee

[mitchell6489]

@maddraykth sad....

[speaker1920]

MW3 IS NEVER GONNA BE BETTER THAN BF3



[xXLolYouMadXx]

@speaker1920 lol bf3?pfft kidding me?realistic lol ewwww i played bf3 and i was like wtf this is only a challenge and ever1 get out with 20 killls and 10deaths and lol thats it?who cares?..... CoD Halo Counter strike about skills bitch your pro oki you have to prove it and ever1 watching 1v1 QS lobby, clan lobbies whatever and if ur noob ever1 will know that.

[LeperMessiah0]

@xXLolYouMadXx 4 x's in your name, talking about quikscopes, talking about 1v1, Using the abbreviation "QS," and needlessly calling people "noob." You are a prime example of the immature MW3 community that many people hate.

[AnyG00dNameLeft]

@LeperMessiah0 who said am talking about mw3 qs? mw3 qs so damn easy even using weapon is harder its just new annoying way to die with... mw2 qs awesome... black ops qs..... its just a random shot however it will end out quick (HARD) scope

[AnyG00dNameLeft]

@AnyG00dNameLeft and here you go i just changed my name

[crapperstick]

who attacked you? was that a agent of fps cuhbah?

[skinsfan2828]

umm, did you forget about all the bad maps?

[layo1er]

did it hurt taking that controller to the face??

[RickyChops]

@layo1er I was too amped up on adrenaline (in a life and death situation) to care about pain.

[urmomonme237]

Clearly the need to patch that toilet paper too its definitely OP

[ThatAsianWhoRushes]

God, this is fucking hilarious!! Toilet Roll = Mega weapon!

[williaml5iSODMG]

lmfao

[andrenegwer]

I pee upside-down

[TheCodDoctor]

That's GFX Lab

[JettaPG]

True if IW would listen to the players of there games it would be the best game out.

[christianw977]

@JettaPG lol if they listened to everyone they would nerf every gun and perk in the game because all the shitty people who cant play worth a shit bitch and bitch and bitch until guns that aren't even that good end up getting nerfed even more

[catnipfever22]

toilet paper ftw....though think it needs to be nerf'd

[AzzzMonkey27]

25 people pee sitting down

[xxBryanLeft4Deadxx]

fuck last stand fuck campers if you use last stand or camp in the corner withe a striker and you have last stand on your a pussy and have no balls at all

[yaminashi249]

OMG I LOVE YOU MAN (no homo)

everything you said was perfect and IW does need to fix i wish you wouldve been there to tell them while they were making the game the stuff you just told us.

[DarkenForay]

patch the toilet roll that shit is more overpowered then the type 95

[TheFirstBlackEmoKid]

Ps3 isn't that bad. Its probably better on Xbox cause they ported that version to the Ps3 version so its gonna be a little worse, but still Ps3 isn't that bad.

[TheSexualChicken]

0:45 looked like gay sex.

[axerer6]

@TheSexualChicken You know what gay sex looks like?

[TheSexualChicken]

@axerer6 yes i do problem?

[parkus123]

Toilet paper is overpowered!

[MD94Productions]

If these things were fixed the game would be damn near perfect.

[Android80631]

Well its better than knocking down trees out of rage

[xMIOINSTER]

why would toilet paper be near a dumbell,hammer and a couch.....

[MegaSm00th]

@xMIOINSTER to wipe, lift, relax, and bang duhh..

[majormoves112107]

LMAO@JERRY'S KIDS!!

[kit3086]

Pick your weapon: a hammer, a dumbell, toilet paper. I choose toilet paper.

[95688kage]

Oh god that toilet paper part was fucking hilarious

[HarvesterOfSorrow559]

Your toilet paper is almost as OP as the type 95!

[006ran]

you have just stated evry single bad thing about the game...thank you

[DeathMetalSavior]

@006ran Except for when you run around a corner and you take damage from a guy shooting straight forward. I was waiting for him to mention hit detection.

[rtday67]

I like being able to call in a UAV and a counter-UAV and then call in a helicopter or precision airstrike, so how about we take stealth bomber out of support and put it in assault, and then put the rest of the support killstreaks in assualt as well, so that basically you have your normal MW2 killstreak load-out in assault, but if you want to only run things that don't kill people, then you can run support.

[NeoPanzerth]

when he pulled out that extension chord i lost it ROFL

[ililillilillilil]

Fix each of those things, please.

[bcorn8]

FIX ASSASSIN

[TriviumCinema]

Mw3 is awesome! But i agree! Patch this shit! :D Everything!

[NikacXMKD]

You dude, deserve a MEDAL!....OF HONOR!!!! (yeh i know gay game)

[MrMummykiller2]

At first I saw the name and I was like, MW3 isn't all that bad!

But then I watched...

I realized that it sucks.

[mattybooy1995]

all i want is a playlist witout snipers splitscreeners and deathstreaks

[samanatorrules]

this is the only place where trearch excels over infinity ward. the lag was for the most part, better by now, the weapons weren't really ever overpowered, and very mundane unfortunately. but the map glitches are un fucking acceptable. trearch had those suckers out of the way before anyone even had a fucking clue what map they were on. but the porting was terrible,, but again, frame rate drops and tearing is still an issue on the pstwah. i think cod should be every 2 years, so both teams can work

[AggieBeast]

FUck thaT bitcHHHhh uppP!! loL

[SAWxVooDoo]

Speakin the truth!

[TheVennM]

he forgot dead mans hand

[stephen2767]

get the button clan tags out of there...It makes the killfeed look fucking retarded

[TheUnknownGamerHD]

I said the exact thing in a commentary I did a fews days ago, thankfully there is someone who is somewhat big that brings it out there, thanks you sir Richard Chops, leader of the movement ! =D

[fenekilll]

im returning my mw3 to get battlefield 3, i dont know why i got it in the first place, its SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO bad

[tokio2352]

@fenekilll Dumbass

[GuitarGuyJHx]

@fenekilll I like this guy. He speaks logic

[Tayst3Budzz]

I love the part where he gets the controller thrown at him! LOL it rolled up his chest and nailed him in the face.

[JarsKISS73]

"WTF?!"

"Well this is awkward..."

i lold

[JO3LTRON]

I can let go everything in this video besides the spawns. The spawns are the root of all the problems imo. The maps are crazy small, and that only amplifies the already shitty spawns. I can own two flags in DOM and the enemy team owns one, yet the enemy team spawns at one of my flags....wtf....

[tokio2352]

You forgot to mention BITCHSASSIN,The gayiest thing ever.I'm gonna play ASSASIN'S CREED because Ezio is the only bitchsassin i can trust.I won't play it till he is removed.Thumbs up if enyone else agrees with me and bitchsassin should be removed!!!

[NextGenTrophys]

@tokio2352 Why don't you play Battlefield?

[SovietKiwi]

This is so amazing ive posted it everywhere XD

[1dalyan]

Dued i think i speak for everyone when i say, YOU ROCK :)

[ThePhilosoraptorr]

I just hope to god that they fix this, only because I don't want all the squeakers joining my game in BF3. Stay on COD where you belong!

[TheGypsysoup]

that's what i love all they did was copy and past mw3 from mw2 and people are still bitching about it to fix it

[roory20]

@MrGoodsilla Yeah Xcal is a fucking prick. He permanently blocked me and cursed me out for commenting: "I bet people like GoWIII more than LoL..."

[TheEchoNAN]

@roory20 you must have been the prick first then

[roory20]

@TheEchoNAN Lol I included the reason for being blocked. Before that I was a fanboy like you. That's why he's the prick and I'm not, because blocking someone JUST for that is a bitch move.

[OriginalWavey]

Poor gentleman being held hostage by toilet paper, you almost feel bad for him... but it is for a good cause! Just Make the type 95 like two burst and reduce the stopping power and range of the FMG9. Ricky Chops for president!

[npowell1000]

toilet roll... world's most deadliest weapon

[buddysmithburg]

@npowell1000 I dont always melee people but when i do, its a double plied attack.

[oskarmellgren]

yeeeeeeeeeeeee

[HC32KING]

what's that at 0:44?

[S3rtkayaftw]

akimbo fmg9s are announced to be patched

[podmokly]

Just unlocked the m60 for my support class, BF3 >>>>>>>>>>> MW3

[RoyalAlbano]

I have to admit that mw3 is kinda fked up... sometimes i 1hit with the type90 but sometimes i need like 3 bursts to kill somebody... chest aimed offcourse.

[xylaist]

This is why i am playing Bf3 now :3

[thiswillseftdestruct]

and thats why i never bought it

[WTSOmichael]

this was somewhat frightening

[JizzMasterPino]

The fix for MW3 is installing BF3 over it.

[brolykill545]

@JizzMasterPino but bf3 is so boring....

[TheReaper951]

@brolykill545 its only boring for people with no real tactics and/or civilians

[brolykill545]

@TheReaper951 well 15 minute match, 15 mins to find someone.....

[TheReaper951]

@brolykill545 well i get 45 minute matches with 2 seconds to find a match,plus I also fight for the country so i get real weapons and kill real enemies

[brolykill545]

@TheReaper951 good for YOU! idc really, i go hunting and to the shooting range and shoot real guns, and i fight for my country by being a American citizen

[feargm]

@JizzMasterPino The fix of BF3 is installing GTA IV or V over it.

[JizzMasterPino]

@feargm

GTA IV sucked so bad.

[TheDillsterr]

Lol I get that this is a joke but what's funny is some people are serious when they say stuff like this. Just like every other call of duty since cod4, no matter how many things they patch and fix and tweak, players will always find something to whine about. The game isn't made to separate skilled players from noobs, it's meant to give the noobs a boost to help them do just as well as the skilled players and anyone who plays it knows it.

[Ozku9]

Wow.... it IS true. The games always have honeymoon season where you don't care about game's flaws but after month or two, everyone is talking about flaws, problems and all that stuff.

[DrCaligar1]

They are going to fix the fmg9s next week

[MEDINA559IFY]

also fix the lag compensation

[bosch412]

My friends you have an other subscriber!

[killerssv1]

Won't they did that ruined mw3 was putting I. Splitscreen players u take them out it will run smoother and be like mw2

[dwEEb813]

hit the nail on the head with this video. if they fix what you mentioned i could finally stop playing CoD4.

[likenem]

I think blackops is better then mw3 only because blackops was new and not a copy of mw2. I would love a copy of mw2 but its like they used the fucked up laser printer that always gets paper jams

Not to sell ricky short White boy has a lot of skill and was one of the few used ps3 he did do something different. He started the whole quickest nuke thing and does crazy gun setups. He has broke the youtube system in the past but until he sales a shot out he's not the worst commentator.

[RazPrince]

legendary, glad you mentioned theatre too, no option to toggle HUD, bring up score board, watch any one else in 1st person, dolly cams, one button slow mo, clips coming out dodgy when you try to upload, how they take something thats essentially a carbon copy and make it worse is truly mind blowing.

[JayeIIe]

Why didn't you mention voice chat or the super soaker?

[TempelriddarN]

Type 95 is ridiculous even without rapid fire. Hate it...

[GuidoLays]

Rick your a fucking legend

[LosAwesome96]

No lag on ps3 in Europe so far.

[blackstar241]

Dude!!!! xboxahoy show me that fucking weapone!!

/watch?v=qzJPUDPsCRY

Ricky crazy as fuck!

[vicflo90]

Yet another fantastic video. Bravo Sir Chops, bravo!

[superman100ism]

Copy and pace mw2's engine... Lol LMAO!!!!!!

[BLACKZOMBIEKILLER5]

Amen fuck fmg9 s that shit is fucked up! Ruins the whole game for me... Fix this shit

[alansutherland1996]

@BLACKZOMBIEKILLER5 they are 472 said so

[IncarnateStrike]

You forgot Assassin Pro... Its more OP then Ghost and that says something.

[PhychoNecrofile]

good video

[oOGaming213Oo]

48 hours later This video was removed because of copywright from infinity ward. ? DUH FAq

[oOGaming213Oo]

0:48 CALM DOWN LADIES YOUR BOTH BEUITIFULL

[scrillakev]

Is this fucking FPS Cuba?

[21bre4th21]

Stealth bomber is fine. just go into a building. Oh wait, their everywhere....

[joeyippel]

no sir no.

[phatshady1981]

@RandomSpazzes that's gvmt issue tp. You don't wipe with that shit, you sand your ass smooth!

[Mrfawxtrot]

because of the new stupid youtube layout, I unsubscribed for an instant ricky. I am now in the process of chopping off my left index finger for this blasphemy. forgive me

[chimcharstar]

1-10 mw3 rating opinion= 4.5

mw2= 9

Cod4= 1000000

Black ops= 7.5

Waw, who gives a shit......

[FryWididy]

@chimcharstar i'd give black ops a 2. for multiplayer.

[ShadowTrinity01]

I think He Means it.

[Killerb567]

Also need to fix the score board so you can see who was playing the objective! also the emblems and camos and face paint from BO should of been in this game dont know how they took a step backwards in that...

[ADunn3423]

@Killerb567 infitiward doesnt like to use anything tryarch created

[Biake22]

does anyone know if there's a microphone adapter for consoles that allow me to plug in larger mic jack into the controller?

[JayTeaX7]

They also need tweek the support package they made it way to easy to get there point streaks. Evey 5 kills should be a uav. Uav spam is ridiculous.

[COREYMCGUIRE1993]

id grab the bog roll too

[FrenchToast8th]

I use the super soaker (pp90)

[Ltnuggetv3]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK THIS WAS A GOOD VIDEO BUT YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE TYPE 95 AHFHJKHDSFJHFDBCJASDHFKHAKDFSG­HJKHAJKSDHFJHAF FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK TTTTHHHHHAAAATTTTT OOOOPPPPP GGGGUUUNNN!!!

[chadeddie]

@Ltnuggetv3 that was the 2nd thing he said?

[smittygir4]

Final stand: FFS YES

Type 95: Not really

Akimbo FMG-9s: Meh

Kill Streaks: Agreed Strongly

Killing that kid for the movement: hay sacrifices have to be made...

[smugkitteh5]

mw3= overrated game.

[DatSexyBeast100]

3:58 ... Ricky he almost came to consciousness then ... you need to start hitting them a little harder.

[deidara655]

you need to make an exa,ple of that boi! they will not listen until u show them your serious. sacrifice him for the good of the cause then capture a preschool and they will know this shit is for real!

[vega749]

@deidara655 amen to that.

[PureBlindMan]

So Ricky...... can i have the body when your done.... for more "research"

[BrosephSTALINx]

@rickychops How does whiteboy have over 900k and you under 50k.....WTF!? This was amazing good sir.

[RickyChops]

@BrosephSTALINx I have a reputation for not giving a fuck and that makes me a prick for some reason. Youtube doesn't like that.

[dmoneypa2345]

@RickyChops Yeah god forbid that someone does something and doesn't give a damn what others think. That is blasphemy on here sir, which is why i love ya lmao

[navilad]

@RickyChops i think it has more to do with the kdr series and also how whiteboy plays the youtube game

[ToratheShinobi]

@RickyChops This is the reason I subbed to your channel Ricky Chops because you don't give a fuck.

[ZehOwnage4ever]

@RickyChops Not a single fuck was given that day.

[p00nstartnow]

@RickyChops Youtube also doesn't like people who do giveaways for subscribers.

[Killerb567]

@BrosephSTALINx Whiteboy got a majority of his subs because he would do give aways were you had to sub like and fave to win a prize. alot of people would only watch him to have a chance to win stuff and thats how he became bigger.

[MUFCFrankie]

@BrosephSTALINx Whiteboy is a bloody dickhead i dont know how people actually watch him.

[SlaykSerr789]

Please tweet this out to IW :D

[zaheer12a]

Hey Ricky, I'm not sure if you've already researched this chick before, because destroying keyboards had some side effects on my memory. So yeah, check Sunny Leone out if you haven't already.

[JBOTTSIOWA]

I agree with everything said

[JBOTTSIOWA]

I fixed my mw3, I broke the disc in half and threw in down the gutter, just like mw2 and black ops, never again am I buying another cod piece of shit! Unless it goes back to its roots, AKA balanced and decent spawns and maps, no overpowered perks and killstreaks, but face it that will never happen

[TheeCRZAZL]

@JBOTTSIOWA wow mw3 was better than any cod that has been made

[JBOTTSIOWA]

@TheeCRZAZL JESUS CHRIST you are one dumb-ass mother fucker, sad how little kids brains like yours are so easily confused, cod4 and below are best, no doubting that kid! Go learn some common sense and run along............

[JBOTTSIOWA]

@TheeCRZAZL lol I just had to laugh at this comment again LMFAO!

[LAWZDANNI]

fix it like zipper needs to fix socom.

[Sangheilios666]

Reaches for the toilet paper instead of the hammer or weight like a boss!!!

[Tayst3Budzz]

Thank you for mentioning that sniper/shotgun hybrid aka the Type-95.

[jazin126]

2:48 ♥ LOL c:

[UnKnOvvNPeRsOnA]

I shit my pants on 5:30. Can i use that toilet paper Ricky?

[dirt664]

mw2 was better then mw3 if they took mw2 made a patch to take out comando and oma and add the maps from mw3 it would have been nice

[yosup332]

No top COMMENT!!!!???? I don't care

[PabsIsSupaFLY]

lol