Canada - Evil Empire Or Third World Country

[PackOfPeterJackson]

This guy must be trying to be funny.

[kmed232]

I like this dudu he is real an it tru tho hahaahahaha

[WW2veteran1]

just watched a little bit more this guy is a tipicle american talks about stuff that he has no knowledge of he says we need nuclear canada is one of the main producers of nuclear power and our economy is based on corn and maple syrup thats another mistake because we sell americans our electricity from hydro quebec,wood, oil our economy is prety god dam good if you ask me and you say we dont know how talk well thats either americans have defiled the engligh language to that extent

[WW2veteran1]

If canada is a third world country and our money is worth more then yours im sorry to say but the US is not going to last much longer

[TheVirtualStoa]

...humour, armour, labour, flavour, colour, neighbour, rumour... all red-underlined 'spelling errors'... lol, damn my Canadian spelling...

[PurpleRosary]

Lol this is hilarious. Curse our excessive Us 

[dchiggs]

please help me..my sides are splitting...fantastic,,,,

[kennova01]

IAM canadian this video is awesome ..lol..funny shit ..

[TheRelger]

Too funny..

[CriminalGameplay]

@warriorknowbest hockey is the worst sport ever invented

[cfs3mytube]

@CriminalGameplay

No, that would be soccer.

[CriminalGameplay]

@YearOfTheSens Canadians aren't scary man. I'd break you

[AGH0STBUSTER5]

God is fake and we have free health care and an econemy that isn't going down the crapper

[Swidhelm]

lol! I never did see this vid. Subbed about a year ago, never looked at older vids. This is funny. Much love from Canada.

[pg955203]

actually our maple syrup propelled sweetcorn weaponry is quite devastating, that's why we stick to traditional weaponry like pitch fork and muskets.

[MsColdCanada]

@pg955203 Shh, that's a national secret! I am so going to give you an earful at the next national meeting.

[jeapiat]

You're sad...

[TheNationalfilmbored]

"I don't know why they say 'Tronno'...probly cause they're too lazy to say 'To-ron-to.'" Ha ha ha. This guy is awesome. And I'm Canadian btw.

[jessie442889]

Great commentary Billy Bob! Your fascination with sweet corn is amazing. If you travel a little further down the road you'll see Goderich, ON The worlds largest corn hole. The people there are so stupid they're not allowed to have a long straight main street in case they keep walking and get lost. So they have a circular main street, On saturday they cruise in circles in their combines & tractors until they run out of gas. Can you get an inside view of the jail where they keep the sheep rapers?

[glanoneflobish]

How this guy make the trip to Canada....

[TomasPG101]

I live in Ottawa and that is not Ottawa.

[monkeytube138]

Hahahahaha, this guy is a riot!

[journeyman44]

Industry? how about your country, fucken deadbeat

[Swidhelm]

@journeyman44 pst . . . it's parody.

[journeyman44]

They goy "U"'s, what a fucken retarded hillbilly, look at who can't talk

[TomasPG101]

1:04-1:38 If you turn the camera, you will see buildings. And lots of them.

[mhz90718]

LOL this is fcking hilarious

[h5t6ca]

God does not like poor people

[TheGregbartel]

Bahahaha, I'm Canadian and this is hilarious. The fact some Canadians don't see this as satire is shameful, and the arguments from Americans and Canadians back and forth in these comments just shows that no country has a monopoly on stupid. I especially liked HOMEGROWNOFFROADNET getting tough and showing off his e-peen.

[zakfmt]

I'm Canadian. I think it's funny. I laughed at 3:46

I'll be honest. I expected Canadians to have a better sense of humour.

[h5t6ca]

@zakfmt Amen

[chiledoug]

this dude is a comic and satirical genious...he has so many people thinking he is real it amazes me

[caseysavestheday]

That's not Toronto.

[YearOfTheSens]

Americans are chumps. I have no respect for them.

Any American who doesn't agree that their country is filth, and the shame of Western civilisation, is welcome to meet me in the Ottawa metropolitan area, where we can sort this out in person.

[HOMEGROWNOFFROADNET]

@YearOfTheSens i will meet you at your wintering spot here in florida if your man enough to call my country filth to my face. if it wasn't for America you wouldn't have what little freedom you do have in your wasteland of a country.

[LadySeraph]

The Canadians here are so stupid. They don't even realize the guy is putting on an act. It's like people who confuse the Onion for real news, just pathetic.

[deacon9260]

Hahaha, it's so funny how mad Canadians get that no one cares about them.

[ROBOTNIK28]

one word: Nebraska

[butkicker75]

haha why do you hate canadian baseball fields? why would it say god bless america if the field is in canada? we invented basketball and none of your courts have god bless canada thanks for baseball on it.

I hope this guy is a comedian and just playin around lol becaue these videos arn't in any major cities

[lolblackice154]

this is called a successfull troll! I dont know what to say to this stupidity. This man is brainwashed

[michelon1231]

i would be interested in what you say about global warming probably im gonna laugh for 10 minutes if you tell me, there are so many cornfields in america

[draxman76]

Hail Satan, LONG LIVE THE DEMON PRINCE!!!

[1668Burnout]

If I saw this guy while he was recording this video... I'd personally shove him into the road, wait for a car to run his ass over but I'd end up failing since we Canadians are kind loving people. So, I'd fucking kick his ass myself.

[SpitFir3Tornado]

This video is making me so pissed.

[SpitFir3Tornado]

1/4 mile out of Toronto=Missisauga,York, Peele- What the hell are you talking about? And stop giving US grammar lessons? Your like "They don't be speakings to wells"

And, you aren't in Toronto...

[tvswnet]

OMG, my granny had finches...and you said Fincher's is a homosexual act and nobody knows more about homosexual acts than you, BillyBob! Was my granny secretly a homosexual?? *gasp* OMG, do you think my grampy was really another hairy granny in overalls!?!? They liked pancakes and everything--do you think Jesus saved them from these evil homo birds?? Do you think baseball-hating Canadians made my poor granny & grampy/granny homosexual sinners by sending those birds from Satanada?? The horror!

[spidermarcus]

damn canada! damn it!

[MrKrowez]

your an idiot people should be free..you hillbilly dumb-ass..

[BrandonSchleifer]

Did anyone else lol when he said "They don't speak to good"?

[xjustin523x]

today is one of the best days of my life.. ive subscribed to billy bob neck

[rohanwotan2]

@vancouversasquatch

If only we had a way to communicate other than mailing letters. Hmmmm....somebody should invent something.

[MisbegottenShrewd]

My god, you're such a douche. It's hilarious. XD

If you were were actually serious though....:I

[Cwolfgal]

lol what the fuck! This is hilarious! Where is he!

[jelicabean]

I live in the U. S. and even I feel like this video proves nothing the things he mentioned did not seem to bad to me I would rather live near a corn field than a polluting industry or weapons of destruction.

[MsNessieBee]

is this guy serious? calling an out house a home that we live in? we are a free country douche bag just because your a hobo of an american what? you upset you can't come live here cause you can't afford it? go back to where you came from and stay there also we don't give a flying f*ck who's homosexual just cause you don't think it's right.. well like i said we are a free country and if someone is happy with the same sex then who cares cause we don't

[MsNessieBee]

is this guy serious? calling an out house a home that we live in? we are a free country douche bag just because your a hobo of an american what? you upset you can't come live here cause you can't afford it? go back to where you came from and stay there

[lenboy2]

i dont think he knows where down town toronto is because that is not DT TO he needs to go to king and young

[warriorknowbest]

FUCK YOU BITCH are you retarded that is not a house

a real game is hokey fuck baseball fuck basket ball and fuck you and fuck america canada has more back up the you i will call my homeboy in china,russia see who is leaguing now

[dogking100]

@warriorknowbest If I am correct I would call that a run on sentence.

[warriorknowbest]

FUCK YOU BITCH are you retarded that is not a house

[PT109Boat]

Dude. This was awesome.

You are the new Edward Current.

My hat's off to you

[mikalight8888]

hahaha he is joking right?

[MrJero85]

I can only assume that this is a joke but I laughted any way

[bigbeaverboy93]

haha fuck this guy dun gots his grade 3

[stickmanpwner64]

DEATH TO BILLYBOBNECK

I DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO AND IM SAYING THIS

[stickmanpwner64]

Actally i think we are a second world country.

Anyway FACK YOU MATE! CANADA IS JUST AS EPIC AS USA!

[CrazySchizz]

This is obviously a joke, and all you dumbass fucktards who say that canada is a weak nation with no real military power, then why are we called "The shock army of the west" read the book called "Canada's shock army" it's about how we completely dominated the enemy in world war 1. We are a proud nation with a strong presence in the world.

[flip980]

lol i bet this guys IQ is higher than 80% of canada.

i bet 30% of canadians cant even spell IQ.

[riro1024]

@flip980

Intellectual Quota

[TheCanadianPatriot17]

Is this a comedy or what?

So what if we have corn fields not far from Toronto?That makes us evil???

You guys say "Ain't got nothin'" which is like"You do not have nothing"

If y'all don't got nothin' that means ya got somethin'.

And you say our English is bad.(No disrespect to cowboys because me myself has the accent and I love those ol' Western movies)

So how does bad English or having crops a mile out of Toronto mean "EVIL"

[theshnaw1]

hahahahaha this is pritty funny and damn i love canada

[Cutedruid]

It's hilarious how many retards think this is a serious video.

[Crraabbmmaann]

who drove this moron around??

[LePaige1000]

this guy is a serious tool box...

[rbouverat]

lol this guy is retarded (:

[Jside68]

If you are from Canada and you thing he's an ignorant asshole thumb up

[dogking100]

@Jside68 If your an ignorant retard who cant tell when something is satire thumbs up

[xjustin523x]

@Jside68 lol have you yet realized?

[TheSwearingChef]

@Jside68

Dude, did you ever get trolled HARD!!

[claton95]

@Jside68 you're ignorant as hell for not realizing this is a joke. For the sake of all intelligent Canadians, shut up.

[oodnac]

@claton95 Sadly we too have many idiots who do't get it.

[Jside68]

wow the only thing I have to say is wow what a stupid video this guy look like a texas redneck with is spelling all off, yea we have cornfield but we have a better system less crime more equality between people than USA, They call them sell american when they are not the only one in america what a dumd ass close minded american so sad to see them like that

[g0twav]

@akropiss By crops do you mean Sweet Corn and Maple trees?

[listentodamusic7]

This has to be a joke, we live in real homes and have real cars!

[g0twav]

@listentodamusic7 I didn't realize that Canadians have to lie about their economy and standard of living to make themselves feel better. Hey whatever works. Enjoy that surplus of Sweet Corn and those groves of Maple trees.

[listentodamusic7]

This has to be a joke,

[marigold1950]

Stupidly funny!!!

[marigold1950]

Stupidly funny!

[randompaperclips]

i dont speak stupid (american).

[darren107]

haha .. u are dumb like the rest of america .. !!! and the Sweet corn is doing and has done us good for this long so u and god can just jump offf a clifff haha !!!

[jgcfc58]

this is clearly a joke

[zomgllama]

They don't speak too good here!

[givinr]

Anyone that doesn't realize this is a satire piece, well.... you deserve to be labeled by this guy.

[tyty1794]

Sweet Jesus & corn !

[IHaveFlagella]

Canada: a third world country.

[boige]

excellent trollery my friend.

[1q1w1e1d1c1x1z1a1s1]

5:58 typical home.... wat?

[kristopher87]

what a dumb ass............

[kristopher87]

wow........

[timetodepop]

Wow....finally somebody on YT that makes sense!....We need to decapitate this Satanic regime bent on the enslavement of the worlds population....They teach their children to hate America and that American soldiers eat Canadian babies...We need to invade and let them hear the war cry "Remember Montana!"...some of us will never forget...Never Again...Destroy CANADA NOW!

[StephanWood10]

he's just joking theres no way he's for real

[jimboinlimbo]

Ernest goes to Canada...

[MsWaboose]

This guy is funny! Of course this isn't Toronto,Not even a town! This is a small village somewhere-probably in in Southern Ontario or Manitoba..

LMAO @ "The Demon with the briefcase" at the end!

[MissEllieRed]

This car is demonic cause it's blue.

[henerymag]

As Prime Minister of Canada I thank you Sir. I have already ordered the Government to look into producing more than sweet corn and maple syrup. Perhaps your country could teach us how to do this. With your help of course. Would you be willing to take a high position in our Government, just to help with the translation of lanquage between our countries? Just call 1-888-555-5555

[sixinafour]

The only problem Canada has ..... Is the

DAMN MUSLIMS AND OTHER NON-WHITES !!!!!!!!

'Nuff said.

[2012darkages]

Please GTFO of our country......the last thing we want is you to infest our multicultural world!

[qazzian]

To everyone raging on about things... look up "satire" and "humour". Please.

[prussianprincess1]

1. Why didn't you go to Vancouver? I'd love to show you Vancouver's metropolitan

2. We're industrialized just like you, we've got cars, factories, and houses. If we can't sustain the US, which we do, why are you part of NAFTA

3. I live in a shack worth more than everything you own because Canadian real estate is worth more that US real estate

4. You weren't in downtown Toronto, and you eat maple syrup made from Canada

5. Stop saying Y'ALL AND SON FUCK FACE!

sincerely, a Canadian eh sodomite =]

[ObssesedNuker]

Looks nearly the same as a good portion of the American midwest too me...

[whitbyRjN92]

thats not Toronto.. lol. this guy is hilarious

[ApocryphaAbaddon]

If its on the internet and you take it seriously, you're an idiot.

[KiraiToBaka]

There is no way that you are serious. You would have to be the single most idiotic adult I've had the misfortune to come across. You're joking......

......aren't you?

[tensacatt]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!A WINDMILL U CAN BE PROUD OF?LAND OF THE HOMO'S?HET A LIFE AND STOP HATING ON PEOPLE WHO CAN TALK BETTER THAN U AND HAVE MORE TEETHE THAN U!your fucked up,god isnt real if he was he woulda killed u a long time ago....classic hillbilly you make me ashamed to be american!how often do you fuck your sister?thats enough to make anyone this stupid

[Lotsoffun111]

hahhahahaha ok that is not Toronto hahahha its very funny cause Toronto is packed so tight now hhahaha and that is not downtown toronto im sure he is just in his redneck town loser

[Wolficide]

Dear Canadians, we, the American people... Sincerely apologize for this inbred, disgusting rat. Unfortunately there are alot of this sick, bible humpers who want to shove jesus up our collective asses still here... but the majority are much smarter and do not think in the same washed up perspective as this individual. I've honestly never seen one person in my lifetime that lives up to every redneck stereotype until I came accross this cretin. Please forgive us...

[iclash]

@Wolficide Canadian here, I am pretty certain this is a joke, if not then don't bother with the apology because we already know that you are not all like this

[Wolficide]

Lol he breathes out of his mouth, not suprised considering how brainwashed this heelbilly is about god and all other factors making up the RupubliCUNT party. EEEHAAWWWW billy bob joe! Yee dun' it ageeyn!

[evilmasterful]

this is hilarious you ppl can honestly not see this is satire? ffs his youtube channel name and everything points to be a funny redneck point of view on things. But alas morons shall think it's real and billybobneck might even reply to make it look like he actually believes this but I can tell you I laughed harder at this then anything on comedy central for quite a while. the indian statue joke part made me lmao

[SomethingSexyGaming]

that's not downtown Toronto buddy

[askAlanNow]

Lol.

[EinsteinxtremeRoblox]

Why does he keep on moving his mouth all weirdly? And you hypocrite... "They don't prunawns things rat end spellin's all off en' yew got u's all over the place".

[iclash]

@EinsteinxtremeRoblox weirdly? Perhaps "weird like"? Semantics, I know.

[EinsteinxtremeRoblox]

@iclash Look up "define weirdly" on Google and you will see that it's a real word. So how are things in Canada? I came to your country in August and it's very nice ;) Better than the US, in fact. Better health care and better prices for everything but books(the US companies like Borders and Books-a-Million want to keep prices cheaper South of the Canadian-American border). P.S. I'm not your sterotypical European American. My dad is Iranian and my mom is mixed Maya and Spaniard.

[EinsteinxtremeRoblox]

Why does he keep on moving his mouth all weirdly?

[Zaoozas]

Yeah... go f**k yourself, you were just in a village in the country side.

[Giveemhellkid2424]

I'm convinced you're either one of the more ignorant people i've heard of in quite some time, or a very very convincing actor.

[nnnarcosis]

Bily bob, you are a funny guy, keep them vids coming!

[MrMlevy8]

course every nation gots to have industry with which to fight towelheads.

[krazydaku]

@MrMlevy8 to fight toweheads u pussyole brownz run canada we fukjin have cities on lok calgary vanoucver surrey brampton missasuga toronto we run all those fukin pussy ass white boy

[jankuttab]

dude thats a fuckin guy with a bag pipe and a fucking bag to carry condoms or tampons in!!

[irrops]

"Only God can judge ya. I'm just here to tell you what he's goin' to say."

Paul/Billy Bob... that is the best line and delivery I have heard in years.

Your timing is great.

Cheers from Canukistan.

[D119heavy]

Apparently 59 canadians don't understand satire . . .

[Chemicalogic]

This guy needs to do a cameo on Trailer Park Boys.

[camaziz]

1. you are a fuckin redneck

2. thats about 25 miles out of the city

3. you are not even in downtown toronto

4. you should just be killed for the way you speak

5. i am sure you live in a really nice place with that texas hick accent and the jean jacket

6. shut the fuck up

[D119heavy]

@camaziz Calm down, this is satire

[dharkneo]

hahaha this guy is such a redneck!! lmao!! did this guy have a stroke or is it from sucking so much PEN15 ?

[dharkneo]

hahaha this guy is such a redneck!! lmao!!

[shastamcnasta666]

I think hockey is more of a satanic sport than soccer.

[jrockstarking]

canada is evil because it's a third world country. It spreads the idea of poverty to the world

[cabby007]

so whats your take on australia...

[KyraSaurify]

I'm sorry but this proves to my parents why I should be moving to Canada and away from America. Cause of these idiots that live here. Like this is why America does suck because we all know there's a whole bunch of ignorant people just like this, that think all canadians like drink maple syrup and are lumberjacks -.-

[ffhk1]

@KyraSaurify Don't move to Canada!! Didn't you see the video? They worship pagan idolatrys and take the souls of the godly! Your parents are right to keep you from moving there! What are you gonna do, be a sweet corn and maple syrup farmer? How about stay in America and go to college! Once you move to Canada your chances of going to college are 0%, they don't even HAVE school in Canada.. unless you wanna go to sweet corn farmers school!

[cupsofsoup1653]

@ffhk1 Wow, and I suppose your also a redneck hick from the states?

Here in Canada , we have University.. College is for the idiots. :)

Clearly , that's why your so excited to go :)

[ffhk1]

@cupsofsoup1653 College and university is the same fucking moron.

Yeah Canada is so great. That's why people from all over Europe to to the U.S. to go to school.

Yale? Harvard? Princeton? What the fuck do you guys have, except maple syrup and sweet corn.

Stupid moose fucker.

Also, it's "you're" not "your," your implies possession. Learn some fucking grammar kid.

[BGarcia02]

@ffhk1 Actually, whether college and university are the same is entirely dependant on which dialect of English you're speaking. In Britain college and university are two different things, its quite possible that this is the same in Canada. As the Canadian dialect more closely resembles traditional English than American English. I'd like to see the data you gathered on attendance figures for international students comparing the US and Canada that allowed you to make such a firm judgment.

[ffhk1]

@BGarcia02 You're an idiot for getting into semantics over something like that. Yes we know you fancy Canadian and British people like to call a more than 4 year college "uni"

No one cares, stfu.

[BGarcia02]

@ffhk1 No it isn't semantics, dependant on the form of English used college and University are defined as two clearly different thing. In Britain colleges provide an entirely different qualification that we need to have to get into a University to do a degree. I suppose its the equivalent of the American SATs, except we study for them in a specific institution. Though some school and colleges are amalgamated to make what's known as a sixth form.

[ffhk1]

@BGarcia02 Well I'm an American and our universities are called colleges regardless so what you say doesn't matter to me.

Also no one cares about your shitty little island of inbred ugly bitches.

[BGarcia02]

@ffhk1 Wow compelling argument, you've CLEARLY been to one of these colleges you hold with such reverence, either that or you're a fourteen year old who thinks his bigoted views on the world matter. Unfortunately for you you're in a world that is by and large intolerant of such zealous ignorance. You will one day die surrounded by hate and closed mindedness only to realise that if your god does exist he will most certainly be unhappy with the way you treat and view his/her world.

[DeuceNineD]

@ffhk1 There's a difference between college's and universities dumb ass, community college's are not universities!

[BGarcia02]

@ffhk1 Actually, whether college and university are the same is entirely dependant on which dialect of English you're speaking. In Britain college and university are two different things, its quite possible that this is the same in Canada. As the Canadian dialect more closely resembles traditional English than American English. I'd like to see the data you gathered on attendance figures for international students comparing the US and Canada that allowed you to make such a firm judgement.

[DrDoobs420]

Well if this is a joke, it's not really funny. If it's not, it just proves 'america' is still dumb =). Thanks for the enlightening video.

[ffhk1]

@DrDoobs420 Have fun being a maple syrup and sweet corner farmer and worshiping your pagan statues!

[EvanLHarper]

55 people have an economy based on sweet corn and maple syrup

[VillainousFiend]

"They don't speak too good" lol That is not downtown toronto. A quarter mile from downtown toronto? Economy based on sweet corn and maple syrup? He probably filmed the same small town over and over again. God hates soccer? WTF Why did they let this nut across the border? Someone probably gave him wrong directions to Toronto because they know he's a moron.

[Dominodude55]

@VillainousFiend plus have you noticed why Canada has never been in the world series for Soccer? it's cause we don't care enough about it, the US actually cares more about soccer then we do, so this guy has his facts wrong

[am305639]

I really wish i knew if he was joking or not! i've watched lots of his videos and i honestly cannot tell.

[sharktrinity]

@am305639

He's doing a good job of hiding it if he is kidding lol 

[schnel127]

LMFAO I'm Canadian and this is hilarious!!! xD

[BigWheelaCatPeelaYea]

There are only 33,311,400 Canadians

And there is 307,006,550 Americans you have nothing to worry aboot

yes aboot I'm Canadian eh

[dfush]

:))))) 

[huntmaster83]

I didn't know Fox News had a new reporter!