Dave: Put jelly on that hot dog

[TonniexBear]

H0O0O0O0O0O0ONEY !!!!!!! DAVE GIIVE ME THE FUCKIING H0NEY

[animemangatou]

looks like a plasenta

[motherfuckinrainbows]

@animemangatou congrats you have just made me regret eating that disgusting shitty sugary mess even more dude

[Purplestormwarrior]

OMG Now I'm not the only one with a BIG kichen!

[RebelWinterwolf]

Dave whispering "This is BULLSHIT."

I lost my shit xD

[IDoubleDogDareYou38]

Soo... many... thatswhatshesaid moments. >.<

[PepiCrack]

uUuUuUmMmMmM. . . . . ThAtS nOt MuThErFuCkIn JeLlY. . . . :o)

[tiramisudays]

I know you're rich because you used TWO napkins for that little bit of jelly that got on the counter, Dave. Basic bitches wouldn't be able to afford to do that. I am on to you.

[motherfuckinrainbows]

@tiramisudays uh shit man i actually do not know what possessed me to do that

i actually think i had originally grabbed the second one to wipe my face or nose with cause i was still sorta sick in this video but i got distracted by tz with the fuckin camera and blanked out dude

also this isnt pointed out anywhere i guess but this was shot in tzs damn beach house

beach house

andholyshititsbiggerthanmyhous­e not really a basic bitch thing either

because tz aint a basic bitch

if you know what i mean

[Draconicqueen]

My parents are soooooo made at me

because I'm supposed to be working

and I keep giggling instead

[TheWhiteKittenMaria]

5:25 "That's not what I meant, Dave! Now you're just smearing your spitty finger all on the knife!" ... Why does TZ care? It's her hive, so everything is probably gobsmacked with spit and nose debris by now. :P

[PrankMastersTransfan]

7:59 I see you. :D

TEREZI Y U NO HAVE HORNS

[Pnimelover]

"fuck makara. fuck makara with nutella all over his body"

[TheShadowAlchemist15]

"What the hell is that thing?!"

"It's a toaster!"

"It's not a toaster!"

"It's an earth toaster!"

"Oh it's a toaster..."

[dragongirl1501]

One of my cousins' houses looks just like that! XD

[CloudyDreamerz]

:33< BETTY CROCKER FROSTING XDDD!!!! But oh my gog such a big kitchen and house ROFL. But this is reaaally enturrtaining. XD The whole time i was wondurring," How does terezi know what something is if she's blind?" She purrobably opened it purreviously without Dave noticing and licked it XD. but you guys are awesome~ LOL purr dave.

[zapheil]

@CloudyDreamerz 1 C4N SM3LL TH1NGS TOO YOU KNOW! 1TS NOT 4LL L1CK1NG.

(1T 1S MOR3 FUN TO L1CK THOUGH!)

[01Vocaloid01]

this dave.. oh my god. I MUST HAVE THIS DAVE. :U

Just kidding. But this dave is amazing. O:

[smartgirl889]

Dave...you are super duper kawaii!!!!!!! ^u^

[lunabellzishness]

I hate frosting too, Dave. Also you're a real good Dave wow.

[NoaTenshi]

Dave is so used to having smuppets and weapons in his kitchen (and not food) that he doesn't know how to operate in one anymore. Gotta love it. <3

[AhoyCapnEevee]

Dave approves :)

[ChisukieDA]

I think it's more disgusting then you

...

and Karkat naked.

lololol

[missinformed66]

omfg! ive been looking all over the internet for dave's shirt!!! where did you get it?!?!

:DD

[zapheil]

@missinformed66 She made it herself, actually! She bought the shirt, at a thrift store I think, and then put the record using iron-on transfer paper.

[missinformed66]

@zapheil oh my glub!! :D hehe i should try it!!! :)

[kyokittychibi]

@zapheil actually i had to buy that shirt at american apparel for too much money and then used transfer paper... ;n; sadly goodwill and stuff never carries blank shirts like that. just all the suit jackets i need xD

[jonnavdpas]

I kind of want to cosplay Dave now... and do this with a real hot dog.

[SolinariXi]

dave"I need a towel."

D--> what a coincidence.

[AlternianAsh]

Hey TZ.... we saw your reflection in Dave's glasses. Win. ;)

[johnnythesuicidal2]

dave...i never new that boy was a pussy. he is sooo not cool. -_- :D

[XredInkx]

you can see terezi in dave's glasses :T

[zapheil]

@XredInkx YOU S4W NOTH1NG

[XredInkx]

@zapheil i saw EVERYTHING 

[InvaderRek]

Use the Earth Honey, Sollux will love you.

[CheeziChicken]

This was so fucking hilarious I cried!

This is why I love terezi...

[horrerbuy]

..God your house looks so similar to my friend Katie's house.

[Scorpiondesu]

just HOW high do you even have to BE just TO do something like that?

[8u770n]

It's hilarious that as I was watching Dave pour the honey onto the gummy hotdog I was trying to carb count, thinking, "if I didn't already have diabetes, that would definitely do it" and then there was a diabetes joke, and it was perfect. HONEY AND CHOCOLATE AND JAM AND NETELLA. Deelisis, I'm sure.

[zapheil]

@8u770n 1T W4S D3L1C1OUS! 1 H1GHLY R3COMM3ND 1T >:]

[kyokittychibi]

@zapheil no it wasnt tz

how many times do i have to say this

it was pretty damn gross

or well the hotdog part was

[XredInkx]

1 cool kid 1 hot dog.....

[Nikkiperson1337]

how HIGH do you even have to be???

[SuperPeeps101]

@Nikkiperson1337 not high at all

[narumind]

I laughed too hard at this XD

[ImmerTreuKittyKatt]

Dave: Were going to put Jelly on this hawt god.

[Ember123100]

This was so funny and cute! I really liked this Dave xD hilarious! :3

[WarriorBooksForever2]

You make the cutest dave ever ;u;

One day I shall meet you and will be as good a friend as Terezi @u@

[121casscass]

...Yes dave, lick those fingers, lick them.

[Bloodpaw222]

3:14 I see reflection :P

[brotherjames10]

nOt ThE hOnEy, BrO!

[RanaTheStrange]

shut up dude I'm gonna, like, kick your face.

[keekeeko]

i'M JUST GOING,

tO ROLL AWAY,

[XxEmoMuttxX]

muffins are just ugly cupcakes.

[kyokittychibi]

@XxEmoMuttxX you take that back

cupcakes are just whores that were too much makeup

when i said fuck cupcakes i meant it

[zapheil]

@kyokittychibi D4V3 1 THOUGHT YOU S41D YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO H4V3 CUPC4K3 B4B13S THOUGH

[kyokittychibi]

@zapheil tz we both know that it was never going to happen

betty is a cheating whore and thats why we divorced a long time ago

dont you remeber

[kyokittychibi]

@zapheil *remember

( oh look now i feel like someone else xD;; )

[XxEmoMuttxX]

@kyokittychibi XD nevver!

[Kittywolfspirit]

I. LOVED. THIS. TOO. MUCH!

[FrigginFluffyFursona]

A [S] Cascade's length of time to put jelly on a hot dog. Ironic but awesome :)

[3GirlsAnd1OwlHat]

why does the camra person keep saying its ironic? nothing in this video is ironic!!

[zapheil]

@3GirlsAnd1OwlHat 4ND TH4TS TH3 1RONY OF 1T! >:]

[joriefulxo]

i pretty much just paid attention to the beauty of this house omg

[FailureGurl]

slippery and cold and .... round... u planned that

[SoPoRsLuRpEr]

5:03

what was that bro

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK WAS THAT?

honk

[Nagami122]

XDD this vid is a win

[andieemo25]

10:13 its nolt soap dave its not soap >:B

[andieemo25]

TEREZI HAS NOT SEEN ME NAKED D:B

[andieemo25]

STRIDER STOP INSULTING PYROPE PYROP STOP BEING STRANGE AND WHY ARE YOU IN A HUMANS FUCKING HOUSE

[zapheil]

@andieemo25 1 W1LL N3V3R STOP B31NG STR4NG3! 4ND 1 GOT MYS3LF 4 HUM4N "HOUS3" TO BL3ND 1N W1TH TH3 N4T1V3S! D4V3 S4YS 1 SHOULD ST4Y H1DD3N FOR NOW SO 1 DONT STUN YOU 4LL TOO B4DLY W1TH MY SUP3R1OR B34UTY THOUGH

[andieemo25]

@zapheil im just to bluh to saty ic lol i luv u both ur crazy as fuck <3

[anime2kph]

iloveyoudave. <3

[Epicroller8745]

@kyokittychibi its amazing what you can notice when you PAY ATTENTION (not you other people) also your voice is deep(ish?)but it has that ring to it that disitincts guy from girl

[Epicroller8745]

Dafuq Dave is a girl

[kyokittychibi]

@Epicroller8745 yes i am in real life thank you for noticing

im surprised no one has pointed out there are moment where you can see my damn sports bra through my shirt

[andieemo25]

@kyokittychibi WHAT WAS WITH NOT SHOWIN TEREZI?))

[DMLunatic]

see, we dont have food in our kitchen

we have shitty swords

and puppets

so

many

fucking

puppets

[BlackTearsArtist]

That is a giant ass kitchen. You live in a mansion, bro. a MANSION.

[poemarks123]

Also, I saw terezi in the reflection from daves glasses!!! Mwahha!!!

[zapheil]

@poemarks123 NOOOO YOU H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D MY S3CR3T! >:O

[kyokittychibi]

@zapheil it wasnt much of a secreter tz

[poemarks123]

I hate frosting too!!! We could be twins!!!! Yaaayyyy!!!!

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

i would eat it

XD

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

"THEN...fuck that shit"

[Shoe0nHead]

"shut up..dude..im gunna like...kick your face" looool

[OriginalAxel]

Btw.. I saw you in the reflection and you are the cutiest Dave ever XD

[OriginalAxel]

I love you for this now... it's funny cause you fail without "Bro" around. I should tell my Dave to do stuff like this.

By the way.. COOL voice cracks <3

[MermaidAiera]

Why the fuck would anybody ever do this in the first place? Who cares. Because it's fun.

[gaaradesertdreams]

Dave hits puberty. I counted how many times his voice cracked. XD

[KillerofHate]

'..and Karkat naked '..good to know you know what he looks like naked Dave!

[Bublegumcharmander35]

XD I love this video XD

[BinderMade]

I watched it all. All of it. Time well wasted.

[AnimeCrazee13]

@BinderMade I watch it every day. SO MUCH LIFE WASTED. XD

[kage64love64]

"What is that thing?"

"It's a toaster!"

That's is not a toaster."

"It's a earth human toaster"

"It is not a toa- oh, it is a toaster"

[PortalShy]

I...I want to try this.

8D

[intellectualAquarius]

ewwwwwwww it does look like someone had their fuckin period all ovver that plate!!

[doseusa]

This is not Dave, it's Equius in disguise 5:37

[ghostasesjumponit]

0.0 umm.. Oh je2u2... O.o

[FinnahShella]

10:41 'and with your cocaine this is this testing' LOLWUT CC

[zapheil]

@FinnahShella Huh? Neither of us said that.

[FinnahShella]

@zapheil It's the transcribe audio option~ :D

[Allanauzumaki]

i lost my shit on 'thats what she said'

[FlyingZamora]

... D4V3, YOU'R3 SORT OF 4... W1MP...

[AnimeCrazee13]

Dude, I love your kitchen...

[KasperInvisable]

shut up or I am gonna kick your face LOLOLOLOL

[KianaTheWarewolf]

Damn dat kitchen be Small!! DX

[KunoichiKazuko]

1.38 Where's a muscley bro when you need him to open such lamely stuck jelly jars???

[rikuxsora2]

what the hell dave?

[BonnieTiiChan]

ive seen that kitchen before >:0

[zapheil]

@BonnieTiiChan ...I'm curious to know when you've seen my kitchen before XD

[silverallure13]

So... Dave how do you feel about the fact that 13 year old girls all over the United States can open jars of jelly? Yet you... are a special case.

[kyokittychibi]

@silverallure13 shut up man

that jar of jell was like so goddamn wet

jesus my hands arent big enough to hold that piece of shit jar

and no

the small hands are not realized to the junk in my pants

i swear

[samsflight]

this is amusing(o:

[IIsUltimateFailurez]

"Fuck Makara with nutella all over his body." 5:01

YES PLEASE.

[AshxSquirrel]

.. terezi said "i like knives, they make me feel all tingly"

was that a reference to ygotas

[CloudedRain1331]

I think you guys are just, amazing. I watched this a few times to see if we could actually see Terezi in any of the shots where there was a reflection but, even with Dave's glasses, its too dark we can't see TZ. And was it really kind of okay? Besides the overdose of sugar, I mean, did it not taste that bad?

[zapheil]

@CloudedRain1331 1T W4S D3L1C1OUS 4ND R3D! BUT 1 B3T 1F TH3R3 H4D B33N TH4T SO4P STUFF ON 1T, TH3N 1T WOULDV3 B33N 3V3N B3TT3R! >:]

[XIIIUndeadInsanity]

I looove this.

And just another thing, I love your kitchen!

[TotalDramaSisters]

this was uploaded after my bday :DD.... best...present...ever xD

[411angelgirl]

XD did he say "go put it all over sollux" at 4:06

[lisa47309]

@411angelgirl yas. yas he did.

[411angelgirl]

@lisa47309 lol, oh my gog

[andieemo25]

@411angelgirl 3EYUP SOLLUX WONT MIND SEINCE ITS NOT MIND HONEY

[ArisenBlue]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE REALLY ORIGINAL.

[kyokittychibi]

@ArisenBlue OMG YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL. YOU DO REALIZE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ORIGINALITY SO WHO EVEN GIVES A FUCK BRO. IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN WITH IT. JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE AWARE OF REALITY.

[ArisenBlue]

@kyokittychibi I hope you do realize that saying that there is no such thing as originality is just an excuse people use for bad, unoriginal work. There IS such thing as originality. I can plan to dress up various elephants as Brittney Spears and send them to Hawaii on water skis. That is an original plan. When you directly take an idea from someone who has been alive in the past 100 years, it is simply common courtesy to credit them. "Just wanted to make sure you were aware of the reality."

[zapheil]

@ArisenBlue We knew this wasn't an "original" idea when we planned this. But we still had fun with it. Why are you guys being jerkish to us nowadays, weren't we friends? And since it's Homestuck it sort of by default gets credited to Hussie, if that's what you were getting at.

[Romzyx]

Dave: "My hands don't work well with wet things!"

Me: *giggle*

[andieemo25]

@Romzyx

dave ur suposed to use a spoon :

tz: dave shut up its ironic

Me: *spray sour as hell lemonaid from nose and flail on floor *

TZ: do what i showed you this morning

me: lol

[Homestuckk]

Ahaha wow, I can't believe that Dave actually ate it, that thing looked disgusting XD It was funny to watch though.

[kyokittychibi]

@Homestuckk i cant believe i ate that fucking thing either

but honestly dude the stuff that was on the hot dog didnt actually taste half fucking bad

it was that gogdamn hot dog that tasted disgusting

i wouldnt ever eat it again even without the jelly and shit on it

[Valkryies]

"My hands don't work well with wet things."

That's what she said.

[OMGItsEroKoneko]

So FuCkInG mIrAcUlOuS ~ <3

[aquirethefire7]

"this hot...god."

yes

that is a god

and it is hot

[lessy652]

H3 H3 H3 D3L1C10U2

[ZappitezXan]

What fresh hell is this? 

[kyokittychibi]

it was too fucking sweat

like eating the homosexual rainbow that is john's anima

just gross

apart from the nutella