Ninja Fantasy (1986) Exploding Ninja Fish!!

[windsofwaste]

two things i notice about this film.1 ger shorts are so far up her ass.2 it turned into a ninja wet tshirt contest.

[Bryanshi1234]

I thought ninjas can stand on water?

[Explod1ngNinja]

exploding ninjas are cool

[9d9percent]

this is great thanks for uploading this! some of the funniest shit ive seen

[nebirhos]

Fossball Ninja Duel

[littlewitchboy]

BWAA HAA HAAA ... that orange goof ball of a ninja is wearing black shorts. This movie kicks ass.

[JoePineapplesable]

There was a ninja movie... Mole ninjas going through tunnels under the earth. Can anyone remember?

[benito0815]

@JoePineapplesable

i think it's "ninja: the final duel"

/watch?v=AxhIFNI4HXk (at 3:40)

[benito0815]

@JoePineapplesable

or maybe "mafia vs ninja"

/watch?v=fhbV9hXqI-w (around 1:17:00)

[JoePineapplesable]

very kind of you.. thanks

[schuriken]

"This is really something Lex..."

[BillyLo1995]

THIS DIRECTOR HAD MAGICAL ABILITIES TO MAKE BULLSHITS !

[116Bears]

It's a ninja wet pajama contest!

[illustriouschin]

I only have two problems with this, first, you really shouldn't walk in water with your shoes on because then you have to walk around all day with wet shoes which is very bad for your feet.

Also you can't fence with katanas unless you want to ruin your sword.

[psykotiskalf]

@illustriouschin you use the flat side to block with.

[illustriouschin]

@psykotiskalf Only if you want to break your sword in half.

[Davidkevin]

This is the stupidest movie sequence I have ever seen. Ed Wood made movies better than this.

[GiulioMa]

Ridicoli!

[ralphirons]

Well, at least the beach and the sea are beautiful.

[Ilovegirlotsandlots]

And that's why acid is bad for you boys and girls.

[700bees]

what happens ad 2:37 and the 3 attacks after that are all like.. what?

[brunty11]

The special effects at 1:27 should have won an Oscar...

[ZyncheStrikesBack]

fucking epic at all levels

[runescape206]

I wish my butter knife had sound effects like that.

[zee339]

This is all Live Action Cartoons.

[pastrychef1985]

CODfrey Ho working his magic

[thecheeze9001]

I lost my shit when he jumped into the water to attack those fish

[blazejames47]

I love how he shoves her to off screen

[pantraxl]

1:27min :D

[EPsuperFan]

@pantraxl taking fish slap to a whole new level

[pantraxl]

@EPsuperFan

pissing my pants :D

[aaronjm94]

Look like ninjas. Sword fight like pirates.

[Lemali91]

EPIC!

[coreum]

hahaha an oscar winner movie:)

[pun089]

that will be the day when fish get their revenge on humans fishing them over and over

[Zookieb]

hi

please does any1 know which film it is (i think harrison is in it) where two ninjas are fighting and then one of them makes clones of himself? I guess it happens in a few films so any would be really appreciated.

thanks!

[toledovf]

Thank you for posting this! I had to buy the movie thanks to you and it was great. I have been a Godfrey Ho fan since 1985. Better and less expensive than therapy.

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Andrecadent]

I have classified the meanings of an alternate kitchen with so many Super Mario Bros for the NES that i now have the super power to work in a hi-fi system full of exquisite cuisine com as tuas doses de experiência, mas assim assado com várias sandes de caralhada. Eu já worked in a padaria com bué, mas assim bué pêslos do bigode do Destak, mas sempre com clemência de bué ecrans e algumas doses de Life of Brian in the SHITS OF EQUALIZER.

[COMP3LLED2KILL]

Wow, How did Godfrey Ho come up with that amazing sequence.......such a visual eye for directing, the guy's a genious.......NOT!

[kekle3]

These movies are simply just some of the best entertainment in the world..

I mean, fish attack toi the back!?!

Ps. Go download Ninja Condors (13) it have the worlds most random ending,AND best B actin ever--

[Capjae10]

Wait, is that catfish and goldfish? since when they live on an shores?

The lesson here people is that ninjas doesn't wear orange because it makes them looks queer (the scene where he toss around with blue ninja in the water doesn't help either) and that ninjas like to flop around in water doing... nothing... obviously. I feel like beating the director's up with a big fish for making such a very crappy movie btw.

[maricheau]

I remember looking at this movie in the late 80's

[blowbubblesnotbombs]

best 3 minutes of my life

[DaTaBASE3089]

So childlish... Ninjas that turn into fishes.. Only thinking about that is ridicilous. Its stupid enough to actualy make it worth watching lol

[chidoriookami]

.....

[CultistII]

lol 2:32-2:49 they're fighting like retards.

[chidoriookami]

yup. xD

[ohwaylon]

Can't find this one online. Any tips?

[Megakrishna]

Did these ninja's still mammals?

[XzNightWalkeRzX]

ninja fish eh? i have these in my pond at home!

[conradragzoff]

Just don't over-feed them.

[lipstickgoblin]

Awesome. Ninja fish!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QShaque]

this was so BAD, that it was awesome

[ChevalierAguila]

Godfrey "God" Ho working his magic once more.

[Nicompani]

Vaya truño de pelicula (como todas las de ninjas de los 80 xD).

Quizás la estupidez que es que los ninjas sean peces nos distraen de los tremendos fallos de raccord de la escena. Por ejemplo en 1:24 tiene la mascara bajada y en el plano siguiente la tiene subida u otro ejemplo, en 1:40 están peleandose agarrados en el agua y al momento siguiente están a tropecientos metros de distancia y con las espadas en la mano xDDDD

[ThatSatyr]

I was born in 1986.

Guesse I was born in the year of the exploding ninja fish.

[MikeHuntagape]

LOL... swish clang splash swish clang splash !

[RawChristianSuperman]

oh my gosh....i could hardly keep my drink in my mouth....this is definitely one of my favorites HAHAHAH

[deadsg1]

you made me lol.

[Meadras]

2:44 The Red Ninja actually had his sword against the Blue Ninja, but then pulled it back - Very well Choreographed scene And again in 2:47. Wtf? If it's about Ninja and it features white people - Just stay away

[RawChristianSuperman]

What happened was, at 2:42 the cameraman thought "This movie can't possibly get any worse." so he yawned and rubbed his eyes.

[Hawaiianon]

1:28 WTF!

[dragonswing23]

This is what happens when you die.

[nujabe]

ok this is ghay ninja's would never do that

[theuprightman83]

Too many Naruto weeaboos in this thread.

[DarthMorbius1977]

Wow, and I have seen some BAAAD Ninja Movies in my time... but I MUST OWN THIS!

[groovayness]

power rangers! Ninja force!

[solidkingcobra]

Dude its called a summoning jutsu or some animal form jutsu. this is the best way to explain this.

And the enemy is an orange guy because he is the opposite of blue. They're trying to make a deep statement like that!

[Kfied]

That does it! I'm gonna go and get IFD and Filmark logos tattooed!

[retardskull]

Ninja Fantasy? Sounds like a porn.

[TaddeoValestra]

wahahahahaha!!!!!

[Filmriss]

omfg

[Blackbeltexplosion]

Real ninjas would use things like kusari-gama and things like that... katana is for the samarai.

[naryldor]

Yes, ninjas were known to use long range weaponry like poisoned shuriken, that's why they were deemed as cowards by the Samurai. But AFAIK ninjas were also skilled in hand to hand combat, including the use of katana and wakisashi in case they needed it.

Pay no attention though to these movies, they were cheesy 80s B-series. I loved them though, even now they're still funny.

[greenhowie]

B-series is going a bit far... films like this were given away free to companies who wanted to show action movie stuff like rambo - they were intended to be all flash with hardly any budget = supreme ninja power!!!

[dagrimreefah]

Thank you sensei for teaching what everyone already knows about ninjas.

[ShinobiMystic]

Very Wet ninjas. I wonder where this was filmed? And I hope no real fish were hurt filming this.

[midimaster]

This was filmed in the Phillipines. I think fish were hurt unfortunately. Low budget almost always guarantees lower standards, on many levels :)

[XBOXHUEG]

Um, do you guys really care for fish?

[midimaster]

haha, i feel bad when living ones get killed, but I love me a fish fried in batter with some hot sauce! :)

[ninja1shinobi]

lol

[falabellaisme]

@XBOXHUEG yes



[CaptainARR]

@ShinobiMystic

What fish? They were obviously desguised ninjas.