Man Poops Outside of Ashton Kutcher's Office

[dontevercomehere]

i did that i was homeless at the time

[savageblue25]

OMFG they should call the cops because this very,verty,very,very bad. HE J-WALKED

[zaxaroboubou]

Hilarious video! Thank you(u made me laugh).

[1andOnlySoniaBegonia]

HILARIOUS!!!!! 

[wadaxfxup]

this was seriously one of the funniest things i've ever seen haaha.

[gell7]

GOOD BEST THING HAPPEN!!!!! 2 ASTON , YOU OVER BROWN HOLLY WOOD ATTENTION GRABB ING DICK HEAD

[kalinghust]

Hahah "when I watched two girls one cup..."

[YerDatsMe953]

haha i love ashton :) his reaction is so funny :) i love how he just laughed off that someone took a shit in front of his building

[stay7891]

omfg love ashton's reaction!! soo funnyy

[Tactual]

@stay7891 Haha yeah, I probably would have just called the police

[kawaiikate123]

LMFAOOOO thats fucking funny :)

[karenlostabet]

homeless or not the guy knew better then to shit in public. eeewww i would have done the same thing as Ashton!

[jb4700]

why isnt ashton pissed?

[jesusfreak2ful]

I love ashton way to go with the banana man!!

[Poopcorn0]

ashton is a dick. too bad the guy didnt shit inside his office

[mepluskutcher]

@Poopcorn0 ur jealouse of his sexyness!!!!! =P

[cookiemonsterxx1205]

HAHAHAHA omigod ashton kutcher CRACKS ME UP

[sage4000]

wish I could shit infront of ashton kutchers officer door. not because I hate ashton, it'd just give me a great story to tell

[lo0ov3rx3]

i love ashton!

i love how in the video hes like talkin bout how he saw two girls one cup!

hahahah eww

[M40kc]

the guy was sending the message that ashton kutcher is a pile of shit

[mepluskutcher]

@M40kc ass hole..

[M40kc]

@mepluskutcher I guess..

[TheApplepie650]

I love the guy standing there eating the banana . Lmfao. Bahahahahaha. Lol 

[MegaHockeyChic]

she brougt in the poopy variety??

[spnfan01]

John who??

[akemi86]

omg thats just awesome. they arent really making fun of the person tho they're trying to figure out y hes taking a dump there.

[garytheintern]

What

[cptm90]

hi im a rich white american im disgusted by the idea that homeless people actually have to defecate

[misshaleynnicole]

wow.. really ...

youre so much better arent you. you just have it that good dont you.

good for you

[VicRules666]

@cptm90 Yeah but cant they use one of the thousands of public bathrooms or go in the fucking bushes? I would kick a homeless person in the face then rub their face in their shit if I saw them doing that in public.

[marla141]

Ashton,

That is rich! So, you've been PUNKED! only not in a fake sorta way. Looks like a new show for you to pursue. Wish I had your job, and staff, they look like a fun group. Wanna lend them to me for my film festival?

[factsoffishing]

This is crazy ! I love they way they break down the whole crap lol.

[gstrike79]

Fake and Gay

[MrGetabrain]

cccfish can go to hell. He doesn't even know what he is talking about. Someone asks questions, people are just answering and cccfish thinks they are bragging. Yeah, right cccfish owns a business. It doesn't count when it's out of your parents basement where your bedroom is. Grow up, get a real job, move out on your own, and don't make judgements about other until you have some experience. You're a stupid child.

[1080HDMedia]

Dude this is the best viral vid.

[meattube13]

i cant believe this

search "Fat Guy Wins Race vs Skinny Kid"

[quaqmireful]

I dun get it, why is he so hyper abt it? I mean, he's obviously known that that the guy is going to poop there, the way he acted is sooooo corny, se couldn't make it at least believable that the thing is not staged...

[Scorpion85629]

That is disgusting!!!

[AlHayta]

HAHAAH! IT's already funny that the dude took a crap....but what's even funnier is the commentary and Ashton's discovery of the events as they play out. HILARIOUS! as for compassion...FUK that...he SHIT on front of their door. There's no compassion for that. If i was homeless and shit on your porch... you woudn't be happy...and all that politically correct bullshit is what's fukn wrong with this country... I would have whooped his ass if i caught him doing that..

[firesinged]

Such serious comments on a funny video. If I was homeless I would poop in a bag and throw it away not on someone's stoop. And if he isn't homeless, that's the ultimate show of disrespect.

[mstherrien]

Thats good stuff..haha! & 2 the folks under me...ITS NOT ABOUT U!

[gell7]

climatedate

[MrCommonsense46]

I'm asking or suggesting that perhaps the person they are making so much fun of could be homeless. That makes the most sense. In any case, instead of ridiculing this person and making fun of them, go to a shelter, not only during the holiday season, but all year round and assist those who are less furtunate than ourselves. Please think about it.

[gell7]

@MrCommonsense46 i agree posted is i ju added on aston facebook pageQUTOE:

hey ashton the guy homeless dot u get it man

oh sorry u dont get it as of 2day im unsubscribing from

u u jerk

climatedate is all over the newswire'and all u can bitch bout is some poor homeless guy taking a dump

[therealUG]

yeah people shut the fuck up they are having a good time. people like you SUCK. lol sorry but fuck off if you dont know how to have a good laugh.

[quaqmireful]

@MrCommonsense46, well said bro :)

[ayjayyextraguetto]

@MrCommonsense46

common sense...even to a homeless person is

"DONT SHIT IN FRONT OF A DOOR OF A FUNCTIONING BUILDING"

so whoever did this, homeless or not, needs to be ridiculed, and now you just joined him.

poopysense

[gell7]

@MrCommonsense46 FINAL::pass it around as you see fit (if link not showing just cut and paste in your url address browser.. if you are not comfortable clinking on links then just type that address i n too Google and it wil ltake you to my site

[zaxaroboubou]

@MrCommonsense46 you can go to mcdonalds and poop...jeez!

[danielle111693]

i dont get why everybody is gettin so offensive bout this. gosh!

[cccfish1022]

you would have came off better if you just said it's not cool to make fun of people. some people cant help the way they are and that you should be ashamed of the way you are talking about them......see thats the mature way to do that, not sit there and put someone down calling them names and judging them. appearantely Ashton is doing pretty good at acting or he wouldn't be where he is. It was pretty cool he used to live down the road from me in southern trace in shreveport, la a while back.

[MrCommonsense46]

I'm not concerned about "the way I come off". And you are complaining about me putting out there that I'm "ex-military", (when asked, BTW). But yet, you throw out the name of your LLC and that you are an ex - something. Doing the math in years, I think you're lying. I just answered someone, while you are making something out of nothing. Get a grip, stop making things up about yourself, and relax. Hit that bong again and you'll be ok, in your book.

[MrCommonsense46]

All I was saying is Please consider that the guy might be homeless. Don't get crazy because I brought the fact that he might be. Just consider him and the thousands of others out there who might be this Holiday season. Please help those who are less fortunate than we may be. Best wishes to all.

[MrCommonsense46]

To cccfish; The fact that you are attacking me, personally just shows you don't know the difference between debating a topic and getting really rude, ie; "calling me a faggot"? What was that about? First off, you are degrading yourself when you say something like that, (he sent this personal response to me), you are not only showing your lack of education, but your lack of tolerance. I suppose you'll say that you have some degree in counseling, why not. Block me? How do you win by that?

[cccfish1022]

i could care less if you work 2.5 jobs...im 23 and own my own business. I'ts called Crafty Innovations LLC. congrats on being ex military, but i am too. im 23 and a dissabled marine corps vet but i dont go around throwing that card out there like im something. who cares if i served, its a job that i choose. i have compassion for the homeless. half of them are homeless bc of bad decisions, the other half bc of bad missfortune......

[cccfish1022]

mrcommonsense sounds like he's so insecure about himeself that he has to put down other people to make himself feel better. get off the couch, loose some weight, get a girlfriend....if u can, and be happy with yourself. you are no better of a person then they are if you are judging them.... to my boys still in the suck semper fi 2nd battalion 8th marines echo co. 2nd platoon second squad. i miss yall big time be careful. kill some muj for me

[MrCommonsense46]

Huh?! Take a look at the big picture. It's a man who has nowhere else to have his bodily functions. I'm only pointing their shortcomings out because they made fun of a homeless man. I'm not on some couch. I work 2.5 jobs. I'm ex-military with honors. They made a horrible commentary, I have the right to respond. I'm quite secure, have an MA, and am not worried about what you said, only worried about your lack of any sensible reasoning. Does it make me bad to care about the homeless?

[MrGetabrain]

cccfishass, you suck! You were doing a lot more put downs than anyone on here. Get a life. You're disabled in the head. I bet our country is paying your way now too because you got an boo boo! Grow up and get a real job.

[atomicsharpiie]

Looks like "Mr. Getabrain" has PMS.

[BabyKillingUnicorns]

I just made a hilarious video, a SPANISH SONG ABOUT POOP!!

watch it on my channel!!!!

[brandoncoolio]

id laugh if anyone took a dump near my door and i caught them on tape.

[chamchamyum]

wow

[clementineization]

banana.

[MrCommonsense46]

It's sad that the homeless are so funny to these high society ass holes. It's also sad how Ashton is so talentless. He is only where he is at due to his thinness and looks. He learns to act, (roughly), on a trash TV show, can't act enough for movies, so he does this crap. He's still so insecure that he has to date an old woman for notoriety. What a piece of shit he is. Hope he learns what it's like to struggle some day.

[rosettastoned451]

Dude. Someone just took a shit next to his door. He's not laughing at him because he's homeless.

[MrCommonsense46]

How do you know that? Why would someone have that need to do something like that? Were you there to ask the person who was excremenating, (sp?), in order to know the whole story. Unfortunately, the media, ( and i'm using the word media loosely to include these morons), likes to show one side of any accounts. This person could have been in a very low place in their life, they never made mention of that? Have some compassion.

[rosettastoned451]

I could always use more compassion, but there are plenty of public restrooms, especially in a big city like that.

You're telling me if someone took a dump outside of your front door, your only reaction would be "dang, poor guy has nowhere else to relieve himself."

Bullshit.

[MrGetabrain]

"Dude", who say's that anymore? This guy is not saying that they are laughing at him because he is homeless. Read the posts. He is saying, Have a little compassion for people. They don't know the guy's story. Asston just see's what he could make some money on. "Dude"

[rosettastoned451]

The word 'dude' is not yet out of style, last time I checked. Unless you're like middle aged... then it's weird.

[MrGetabrain]

Ah Dahh, Rosie, do like, some more, like checking, cause, like it's historic, like unless you're Fred like Flintstone.

[MrGetabrain]

OMG! You haven't replied for like 6 like hours. You must be like "middle aged" or something!!!!

[MrGetabrain]

And "ASSTON" Clutcher- you are no more than a video whore. I've never seen anything intelligent out of you. You may have the young girls' looking at you. Little do they know that you are into career promoting bodies like "Dumbi" / "Demie" who cares. You'd be with a male rabbit if he promoted your career. You are a media whore. That's very obvious. Too bad you never knew the value of a respectable life. Your loss. Cause it's nice, Dermie bitch.

[rosettastoned451]

You can just fuck off, sir.

[MrGetabrain]

Now Now Rosie, that is a quite juvenile expression. Did you learn that this year in like Junior High?

[thedancer241]

wow OMG

[redaznpwnage]

lol wtf moisture on side walks?

these people are retards

[barbariss100]

OMG OMG OMG...

[miguelon321]

BURNED !!

[ausrytew]

sweet jeezus lol oh come on dude find a park to shit lmao or at least check if there are no cameras around

[southparkknights]

The funny thing is i usually eat bannas when i take shits

[bicyclecommutermike]

Too bad the guy didn't shit in Ashton's fucking mouth, what a douchbag. What kind of fem name is Ashton anyway? It's not really that fucking funny, the guy does not have a home be it bad decisions on his part or just really bad luck.

[MadTomOfBedlam]

everybody who is ashton kutcher can suck a dick

[katiebenson3]

THAT IS F'D UP. The city of Los Angeles wonders why people do this, it is because public bathrooms are almost non existent. This is not really funny...it happens every day. I hate being denied access to bathrooms. IMAGINE having to walk home in LA everytime you have to piss or otherwise purchasing items you do not really need. What an asshole Ashton is to make it a joke, he probably never had to hold it in longer than 5 minutes. AAARGH

[Tr4cert]

Funny, how many people can be busy over some shit

[MadTarnsman]

Oh, yeah...they're ALL so mega cool!! Fuck, I hate that douchebag, his cougar wife, everything about the shithead!!!

[ibrake4rappers]

ashton is such a douche

[greatboniwanker]

MEDAA25...

...Sounds like you have the poor thing tied to a pole in the basement......Reminder:

If your old enough to remember what the weather was like on Black Tuedsay, Oct 29, 1929...you really shoult'na hat'na ought'na be putting your "wrinkly butt" anywhere near a 16 year old MINOR!

[tampabayproductions]

Ashton probably ate it when everyone left.

[MsShygirl01]

i can't believe that somebody would actually go poop in front of ashton kutchers office. i think that they should make this in to a movie and promote it, because it is so funny and they wlil get alot of posts and comments for it!!!!

[foolkillerx]

They should make a movie out of this and maybe then they would make more money

[BlackDragonsChasm]

@foolkillerx how the poop saved xmas!

[blazak]

This may be the funniest thing Ashton Kutcher has ever appeared in.

[kevinrowie]

Nice one :D

[hardeharry]

the best i have ever seen

[mikelikesbeer]

Ashton Kutcher sucks!!! he's not funny

[severina1]

oh i agree 100% ive never understood why people think hes funny, i hope in all honesty that the guy who droped his load knew on whos door step he was doing it, the guy deserves it,hes made a living shitting on other peoples lives..

[jbBuckn]

he said profile vomit. dumbass i projectile vomit when i watch his movies lol

[dunderdennis95]

OWN3D

[CFCNOTBUMMER]

Im disapointed how gay Kutcher is

[duvnasfilm]

HAHAH guys you have to watch mine movie "duvnasfilm"

[carterblizz]

omg thats so crazy i guess security cameras aren't all bad...

[CanadianHitler]

Ashton married a MILF

Thats a stretched cunt-its worse than the poop

hahahahah

[AmmberSexyy]

wanna find a fellow who can satisfy my needs... Lol.

[RandomCensorship]

get a dildo bitch. lol

[chinezyxx]

fuckin' A !!!

[rocketman6464]

i cant believe that faggot is bangin demi---lucky prick

[CanadianHitler]

demi is a MILF-Used material

[JAIDesoto]

He seems like a likable guy. People don't flinch or anything when he gestures to them.

[northernlights58]

Crap, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time..... hilarious!

[hobo59]

Of course no one can smell it, it's outside Kutcher's offices which always smell like the shit they produce.

[Billabongs122988]

That was his office?.. Looks like a cargo room.

[diah4]

oh yeah. That was classic.

[elnegroid]

if i knew where his office was i'd take a giant shit in front of it too. seems fitting to me.

[garciac1212]

Is it just me or is Ashton full of himself?????

[hobo59]

Hahaha boy do you got that right.

[phillipmontag]

Dumb ass said "profile vomited." It's projectile vomited you dweeb!

[Unbeautiful97]

ew thats fuckin gross

[storkvana]

i wish he would of shit on ashton's head

[rawurrt]

troll

[greatboniwanker]

But can she say the same thing about you? Not Bloody likely...Eeew. (btw wrong blog prevert, you need to be shopping in the "barely legal" sections)

[shomedamony]

Thats was so funny!!

[Steve612]

Would you have let the man inside your office to take his shit?

[conic3330]

it's payback for all the shitty movies you make

[gonxsylar]

es GEniaallll... muy comica la situacion, Ashton no lo puede creeerrrr... jajaajajja xD

[MnMSpencer]

lmao that is hysterical

[marfrpm]

jaja que fuerte es este video!

y el chico del platano?? lo mejor..jaja

[XxLipsOfCrimsonxX]

LMFAO that is some funny sht! Crazy vid.

To: Top40Mod why can't you keep stupid comments like that to yourself?

It's plain rude. I'm 20 and more mature than you. I am married to a man who turns 30 in March, couldn't be happier. Know something age doesn't matter, it's all about how happy a person makes you feel and how much you love that person.

-BaBeE mIa.

[bbbiiiggggggdave]

I now know that there is an ex Brat Packer that doesn't get to enjoy a deep tongue up her booty by her man. What a waste of good ass!

[0evilbunny0]

lol.funny sh*t

[FREENAMEFTW]

Someone likes to scream alot and be heard and seen by everyone in the office.

[Ranukim]

The man who Poops there should be arrested, that's totally criminal.

[davedoug]

he was commenting on kutcher's show

[misscoolanna]

A person I met once shat in a phone booth sigh when nature calls

[geeisthisnametaken]

Who is that giant woman next to Ashton? She should be playing basketball and/or volleyball instead of working there.

[ranna83]

That is SICK!!! Made me barf in my mouth...nasty ppl!! This is the second time I c someone do #2 on a public street in LA...Saw the first one when I had first moved to LA, talk about welcome present...Now the workers will pass every day and think of the man who took a dump outside their workplace...nice way to start every morning haha

[stizzletreez]

SICK SHIT!LITERALLY!LOL

[Noremae]

so funny but the gross thing is so shit!

[Noremae]

so gross.

[realramm]

Should be right up his alley.

[caryra]

Ashton that shit is gross man! lol

[silvike]

The guy with the broom.. a few braincells short of a genious? Way to spread the shit around, dude! *applause*

[Loterhausen]

Good video but ashton kutcher is the worst attentionwhore i have ever seen.

[HeavyLikesSandwich]

Homeless shit is the worst kinda shit!!

[anair0222]

ahahahaha :D

[teziiii]

lmaaooo!!

[Dreelamb]

Yuck! This was unbelievable. I gave you a 5 Star because it's so Funny. Thanks! ~Andree'

[35Giggles]

wow what a story huh

[celeste7717]

hahahha aw fuck thats gross

[BernierMorgan]

LOL

[RasticBoola]

Omg thats sick! mmmmm Ashton is crazy :)

[DoubleAFalcons]

the paper should have ripped and got mess all over his hands

[lauralvl]

Ashton is hawt! <3

[leotau12]

ahahaha...OMG! this soooo groooosss..! CALL OF NATURE! LOL

[elleamor]

that's sogross man.

[XxTatchexX]

Toooo Laught!!! XD And gross ... xD

[cougar923]

lol this is awesome!

[Petastic]

HAHAHAHA,... USJ

[lover0of0twilight]

omgiod this link was on Ashton's twitter, so i just HAD to watch. gaaaaaaaag! blech! srry, i just threw up a little in my mouth

[queenjanine43]

LMFAO! OMG! I am like you Ashton I was gagging watching this!

[nvalenti90]

WOW that would only happen to Ashton

[ilovesandcastles]

thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Waldo1411]

Wf! What a guy! But you got it by the Cam. You should ask him to clean his mess. hehehe

[kalamantas3]

ashton kutcher is a dumbass , i would pee & poo & spit there

[frankieinlights]

wow wtf?

this is so grimy. like, ew, seriously?

[hannahm043]

this is sooooo funny omg he thought it was dog poop

[jeffmhorner]

greasy

[djtbone001a]

lmao @Ashton

[wrtiger16]

eww thats gross!

[robincx]

HILARIOUS!

[Recanon]

A true office brings beer to the office and clean's up poo. I'll remember that when i want to get promoted =')

man i cracked @ Ashton. He really couldn't handle it =')

[jillysworld]

shit happens.