Stupid Things

[4208jason]

one night i peed in the corner of my bedroom but i was drunk but other then that no

[ZombieQueen93]

Yeah sounds like me, haha but it's whatever, it happens to everyone, i suppose lol.

[Zarbod]

I do stuff like this all the time. The other day I went out to my truck and then had to go in because I forgot something. I went back and forth 3 times because I kept forgetting things.

[Nicatroubadour]

iteresting question, nice story, glad its not just me. once i locked myself out of my car on a snowy winters night in the countryside with my dog inside with the car with heating on full.

[snotpokkit]

oh no! I hope you weren't too far from a spare key (or your dog was really talented, haha). Thanks for your comment! I love reading these stories :)

[Nicatroubadour]

i was far away and had to phone my dad for spare key but he didnt have his phone and was out. i closed the car door and that second froze and went 'AHHH'. yes, putting water on your cereal sounds like a classic case of dosy-ness. I should know, lol. i think we get less dosy as we get older, or at least, we hope we do

[ROBwithaB]

I was negotiating a lease for an industrial building. The tenant's phone rang; it was his wife. He apologised to me and took the call. Mundane domestic stuff. Yes darling, no, my sweetie, okay, my dear etc.

He ended the call.

Then said to me:, "Okay, where were we, my darling."

I pretended not to notice.

[snotpokkit]

My husband has *almost* done that in email and IM, because when we were long distance we'd write and chat so frequently that he'd get used to automatically typing "love you" at the end, haha

[Elinitsam]

Wanna know what I did when I was 5? I peed in the bathroom garbage can!! I was two steps away from the toilet but couldn't hold it in. My father later smelled something bad and I received a spanking as a token of gratitude! I had a wonderful childhood!

[anon2U224]

Dunno if I should admit this one: I just returned from a 2 mile walk down public roads. When I got back I realized my fly was unzipped and the contrast between the color of my inner wear and the color of my outer wear was stark.

[snotpokkit]

hehe that's a good one too! If you haven't yet, you should read all the comments here - some are absolutely hilarious.

Just remember - there's a price to pay for wearing exciting underwear ;)

[randy0987]

Wow, i dunno, you sound kinda out of control spitting into the trash like that.

btw, good brushing technique, your dentist would be proud. ;)

[snotpokkit]

haha OUT OF CONTROL!

[UncieThulhu]

LOL I seem to do those things all the time, well, it feels like I do.

[snotpokkit]

I probably do but then I forget most of them :)

[TheWaterScorpion]

I always have those moments. Ever hear a great song on the radio and try to turn up the volume, and end up changing the station? I HATE that! :(

[snotpokkit]

hehe I don't have that problem. Maybe you still have muscle memory from an old stereo that had the dials in different spots :)

[GuruMN]

I've put the cereal in the fridge. I've grabbed a pair of jeans and was about to put them on when I realized I already just put on a pair of jeans.  I've grabbed my digital camera instead of my phone to make phone calls. I've called people and then forgot why I called right when they answered. Stuff like like doesn't work very well but it's just the odd brain-farts of life, mostly when i'm really tired. I'm happy to say that I've never had to look for my keys for more than 10 seconds though.

[snotpokkit]

Oh, I've looked for keys for more than 5 minutes, only to find them in a pocket! I especially like the story about the digital camera :) How is yours doing by the way?

[GuruMN]

The camera is doing well. When I have the hard drive space to store and edit videos, I will post the video of how I fixed it along with all of my gathering vids and then I should be able to start a somewhat regular release of videos from there.

[Chivalryaintdead]

Haha I do wierd stuff like that sometimes. I remember one time when I was a kid.

I lost a little football I used to play with,

I put it in the refridgerator for some reason.

[snotpokkit]

It seems really common for people to put things in the fridge by mistake.. especially after reading these comments. I wonder why that is?

[Chivalryaintdead]

I don't know really something having to do with habits of putting things away.

[belcantosoprano85]

Gosh I have so many of those...I can't even think of them. I very often would put the remote in the freezer or fridge...and I think I have totally done water on the cereal. HAHAHA you are funny! Miss you!

[snotpokkit]

wow.. I wonder if it could get damaged in the freezer...

[ariestheramone]

I dry-heave when I brush my teeth.

[funkwurm]

I once put toothpaste on my brush and tried to shave with it...

My thought for a split second were: "Hm, this feels weird, how come I've never felt this even though I do this every day?"

Only to realize: "damnit I'm stupid".

[snotpokkit]

hehehehe thanks for sharing that one :)

[Blews4Blesus]

I had to pick my friend up once, because he was talking on the phone at the gas station & he accidentally put diesel fuel in his car. (His car is not a diesel, btw. I actually made a video about it. LOL)

[Cadwaladr]

Once I was talking on the phone while driving, and didn't realise I'd missed my exit until I got to Florida.

[snotpokkit]

haha that's a good one too :) Have you ever heard of the radio show "Car Talk"? Once a lady called in saying that she had accidentally started to put some diesel in her tank, and decided to fill the rest with premium to "even it out".

[kwbsystems]

Stupid things: You mean like putting zit cream on your tooth brush, or making coffee without grounds in the coffeemaker, or leaving a book in the frig or washing your MP3 player or buying a computer with the Vista operating system.

[snotpokkit]

hahaha that's awesome! (well, except for the Vista part... that's a mistake you've got to live with for a long time). You know, they JUST stopped offering computers with XP. I'm so glad that I bought my new compy when I did - about a week before the cutoff.

[TormentedByDemons]

Two days ago, instead of taking the garbage bag out from under the kitchen sink, I obliviously (1) tied it closed, (2) set it back down under the sink, (3) grabbed the cabinet door handle, and (4) proceeded to exit the kitchen.

A very loud *CRACK* and I suddenly found myself standing in the middle of the kitchen holding a cabinet door, wondering what the hell just happened.

So yeah. I know what you mean. :)

[snotpokkit]

bwah ha ha ha ha ha haaa!!! That's awesome! I've never done one that bad. oooohhh hahahaha

[Karanagi]

Yeah, plenty of these sort of things happen, I think it's amusing. :)

[dl737]

For me, I call them senior moments - and they get worse the more senior I get. I just laugh at it and move on. Life's too short.

[snotpokkit]

It's good to laugh :)

[Cadwaladr]

I never really put things in the wrong places; I just forget what I was going to do. Why am I in the kitchen, and why am I still holding the TV remote? That sort of thing.

[snotpokkit]

haha, I do that too.  I'm like 90 in the brain.

[funkwurm]

hahaha, the TV remote, yup, been there.

I went to the toilet with the remote, of course needed both hands for the wiping and stuff, left it there and ended up searching for hours.

[brojoghost]

OMG at my last job I was a driver for an expensive remodeling company, I was delivering supplies and equipment to a house 70 miles (115 km) away from the warehouse, and when I returned from the delivery, I noticed something was still in the back of the van! It was THE machine needed to complete the job! OMG I was lucky it was a slow day, and I was not punished for it either!

[brojoghost]

just this week I had eaten something in my room and I took the plate into the bathroom to rinse it off and then realized I should have brought it to the kitchen! And last week I was about to put something in the microwave but I almost put it in the fridge instead :p

[snotpokkit]

I don't think it would get very hot in the fridge ;)

[funkwurm]

I once put a glass in the microwave and had it heat up for a minute highest power... without any content.

Mixed up the order of put-water-in-glass and put-glass-in-microwave there.

[Magnulus]

LAST!!

No, wait...

All I can say is that the first place I look when my wallet's not where I thought it was is my fridge.

[snotpokkit]

hahaha that's AWESOME!

How's it feelin' at one week away?

[Magnulus]

Feelin' good. Gonna be nice growing old with Marit.

[anon2U224]

Congratulations!! I did not know this was the time. The summer, like life, is slipping by so fast. Where did it all go?

There is nothing more wonderful in life that being with a good partner. You are very lucky, and very deserving. Noa speaks very highly of both of you. I can only speak of you, since you have wisely kept me away from Marit ;)