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  • Ths Rickety Cricket. Ha. Seriously though, fuck the pope.

  • mooney....jesus...mohammad...b­uddah...prophets

    

  • Funniest person in the world!!!

  • Paul Mooney and Richard Pryor are not scared, they say things that people wish that could say in their everyday lives.

  • Bush+ Gas prices= Money coming out of his ass.

  • Every time I watch one of his videos I scroll down and see people arguing politics in the comments... yawl act like he is President of the United States and what he says it FINAL!! He's a comedian, learn to take a joke and move on. All that bickering and trying to belittle one another is unnecessary. You're only frustrating yourself, when we could all just laugh together, that's always more fun anyway. GOOD VIDEO though :D

  • the US people are lucky .. you think your gas price is high.. you guys get let off easy.. compared to my country.. and its the dam US wall street fuck holes that have caused the whole problem along with your constant medley in the middle east.

  • @slugworth28

    Americans should get off easy with low gas prices.they are the ones who are protecting the countries who own the most oil..Saudi Arabia is one of them. They also helped save Kiawat back in 1991 from Saddam owning it all...It was the Americans who capped all those oil wells that Saddam blew up...Quatar wants their Natural Gas lines protected by having a US Military base in their country. Maybe if your Military helped do the same perhaps you would have lower gas prices at the pump

  • @caspersman59 well since the US invasion of Iraq which was 03. which by the way the world public was told was to nulify the WMD's and Saddam and nothing to do with oil?? which in the end had no wmd and also took the lives of approx 3800 soldiers by the time saddam was killed in 06. One man cost your country over 3000 lives this does not include allies... since 03 prices have gone from $65 barrell to $145 barrell... i hope that helps you feel better that you have the cheapest gas at the pump.

  • @slugworth28

    Who cares what the rest of the world said...they all blamed it on Bush when in fact almost every Western Intelligance agencies including Russia said Saddam had WMD's. Since Iraq has the 2nd most oil reserves in the world and that's all America was after they would have invaded Iraq in 1991 and took it all...same goes for now. And if that's the case here in 2011 Americans would be paying alot less. It the world's speculators is one of the reasons why Oil is so high..continued

  • @caspersman59 i did mention wall street in my first comment but you decided to miss that part and attack the middle east medling part only. the two problems go hand and hand. atleast you acknowledge one half. by the way if you think we have that many deaths a year in car accidents you have little knowledge of my country.

  • @slugworth28

    And all those countries in the Middle East that are causing all those problems like Libya is the other reason why the oil is Sky-Rocketing. And about people getting killed I bet more people in your own country get killed by car accidents each year than what "One" man did to US Soldiers. Again after killing Saddam & Bin Laden and all those nuts who are trying to destroy the Western side of the world Yes, I think America should have the cheapest prices at the pump. Not you people

  • wonder what paul thinks of the gas prices now lol

  • Fun fact : Vatican City has the highest crime rate per capita in the world.

  • that part kills me "when the pope die they celebrate as if he was draculah"

  • It aint been a drive-by in 3 months LOL

  • fuck the pope. They convert us to Christians then they tell us we're not good enough to be a fucking pope. Hypocrites.

  • well gas is back up the prices it was back in 2008. i swear it is going to be $5.00 by the time May/June comes around..bullshit

  • @NiVeA5678 I wouldn't doubt. Gonna invest a damn smart car.

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  • rickitty cricketti!!!!!! lol

  • i assume he's talking about Desmod Tutu as the "nigga pope" in waiting lmao!

  • he didnt know what he was watching it could have been barber shop lmao

  • lol nigga pope

  • ...and when they shoot at the nigga pope, he'll be shooting back!" HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • Lol I can't afford to kill that muthafucka

  • "I can't afford to kill that mothafucka." LMAO.

  • somebody gotta get the whole thing up. PLEASE!!!!

  • this guy is THE WHITE MANS DREAM why dont he call the white people crackers so he can balance that shit

  • @LotBountyHunter

    Oh Please...Mooney is racist enough! Calling white people more names does him no good...sorry for the dissapointment negro.....

  • @kimjonil9999 will you shut up you WETBACK,CHINK ,whatever you are slanty eyed fucker

  • Is it just me? is it? is gas high?Do you read? Do you read?!?!

    There ain't been a drive by in L.A. in six months. I can't afford to kill that mothafucka.

    hahaha. now that is funny.

  • holy shit,i know the curent pope is german.but you have to understand that every single pope who in power of the church was italian.

  • I wanna be the nigga pope, I'll have black & white people in my crew. We'll be jet-flyin' rolls-royce ridin' beer-drinkin' girl-chasin' s.o.b.'s... Then mel gibson would call us a pack niggers & I'd get stripped of my title. XD

  • ye ye, make a joke of the pope.. lol

    He's like one of those fish you mount on the wall, he is symbology.

    What he represents.. well, that's what's been ass raping you your whole life.

  • are you fucking dumb mooney! the pope is italian not white.how would you like it if i just called you a black person. for fuck sake.

  • @we232 The Pope is from Germany if he isn't white then WW2 didn't make a lot of sense then.

  • @andrecryer and he's still white because of the color of his skin. Dosen't matter if he's german, italian, from sweden....got it? Good.

  • @Yin157 the color of your skin has nothing to do with what race you are many in the south of Italy and Sicily are decended from africans and People from india and the middle east are concidered the be caucasin. The space across the bridge of your nose is the only differnce in the races . White people have a narrow bridge. Hispanics are also counted as being white but of a different ethnic background not race. You grew up in America so your ignorence ios undrstandable.

  • @andrecryer ooh. wow. 32

  • @andrecryer But why so serious? And oh yeah, you spelled "is" wrong ,dumb ass. LOL LMAO

  • @Yin157 You argue like a woman, if you can't "dispel" the thesis of my statement, attack the premise of it's content. And LOL and LMOA are a lazy way to comunicate, dumb ass.

  • @andrecryer Look who's talking. Coming from another woman who dosen't know any better. Sigh. What are the odds?...And quite frankly, i resent that remark.

  • @Yin157 You'll have to forgive i'm a little upset I woke up this morning and found that my ovaries where hanging beneath my very oversized cli.... the point is that you can't seem to dispute the fact the Popes skin has nothing to do with him being White. Stay on point, what is so important about different skin color in a world where people are judged by the content of their heart.

  • @andrecryer The fact is that German people live in Germany and Germany takes place in what country? EUROPE! That's the white man's native land. So basically, even though he's German, they (the white people) would still treat him better than African americans. If he and a black man go to jail for commiting the same felony crimes, who will get a lesser time in jail? The German guy. It's all about what's on the outside (the color of the skin) not his ethnic background

  • @Yin157 So if a BM where to kill like Joachim Georg Kroll (German) 14 children and eat them he would get a worse sentence, would they kill him twice? Oh wait Black people in America don't do sick shit like rapping killing and then eating their children. Must make you real proud to be part of a race who can do that to their own. Do all White people have an urge to eat children or is that just a few of you who do sick shit? I would hate to judge you all you like that , it would make me a racist

  • @andrecryer I'm afraid so. But quite frankly, when was the lat time you heard of a black man eating another human being? Never. You've seen those Hannibal movies. The white man is pretty much the only human being that has enough nerve to eat his another human and do other crazy shit like visiting Grizzly bears, swimming underwater to see the sharks, going into space, mountain climbing. Every human race has done some sick shit, but the white man always overdo it.

  • @Yin157 the white race did not journey into space two white men Goddard

    and Von Braun made the leap forward to space flight with the backing of the most repressive govt of the 20th century (Germany, USSR, and USA) with out the slave labor that supported them White people wouldn't of got off the ground. It took 8 yrs to get to the moon in the 60's with slide rulers, but to do it today they had to plan for 15 yrs to return with the help of supper computers. White people are getting dumber

  • @Yin157 mate jusk look for amazonian tribes, and you will see that even nowdays are cannibals, and there are also african tribes that until XIX eated theys enemys hearts.

  • @Riper7 Yes...that's probably because they didn't have much to eat. If the berries or other fruit don't grow and the animals migrated or traveled some place else, what else do they have to eat? Other human beings (I can understand that.) They're not very fortunate like we are in the US, Australia and other countries. But there's no excuse for having cannibals in the US. We have all the food that we could wish for, then all of the sudden, what do some people want to eat? Other people anyway.

  • @Yin157 yes you have a point in your response, there is not a rational reason for cannibalism in the US or other devoloped countries, but just for the record, the cannibalism in south american indian tribes is a cultural question, not because of the lack of food. thanks for your response, is nice to find someone that is not a internet troll :) happy new year

  • @Riper7 You're welcome, big guy! Happy New year to you too. :D

  • @we232 he's german

  • @we232 german u idiot

  • @we232 lol thats still white though

  • "I can't afford to kill that motherfucka" LMFAO!!!

  • Mooney is so funny. We got a Nazi pope.

  • ahahahha lmfao xD

  • @seymourbrest

    You sound like a disgruntled white man.

  • bury it!

  • I think Paul Mooney's point is not to hate each other but to come together and just admit that the social condition around the world is goofy enough to poke fun at. Etiquette is always messy when pretentious people create it. He's most likely calling on us to get real and stop being fake. That doesn't mean curse one another out - rather change the social paradigm/structure so we're actually kind and not 2-fased and phoney.

  • I love how offended the obvious Caucasians are on here. So sensitive! lol

  • @azure708

    Offended at what????

    This Black racist ass?

    Negrow please.....

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  • Its comedy. Its a joke. I don't think its meant to be a serious indictment of the popes life before he became a priest.

  • Mr Mooney is funny as hell and on point as always. WTF are all up arms about the nazis. Hitler didn't do anything more then other white male leader in history. the white man has exploited and murdered millions around the world thru out history. So hitler is no more evil or any less then people that tortured and killed the Natives of the americas and the natives of africa.

  • but the thing is, he WAS different. HE was the most vile, villainous man in HUMAN history, not just white history. And you make it sound as if African tribes of the past weren't also a very violent people. Anyway, what made him different was the fact that he trapped and killed Jews, burning them alive-- men, women, children-- and almost obliterated a very large group of people single-handedly. As sad as Sudan and Rwanda are/were, that genocide was way more disgusting, and on a mass scale.

  • @hiphopbwwsoccer It's a deflection tactic....white men don't like being reminded that they are the posterboys for genocide, rape, pillaging, and a general disconnect with anyone unlike them. They point to atrocities to deflect away from the fact that they (white males) are worse than any (non white) despot, ruler, oppressor, etc. there is no equivalent to the evils committed by "white men".

  • Not all white men perpetrate oppressive tendencies, just those who refuse to acknowledge such things exist, not to mention those who actively speak and act against other ethnic groups...I'm a light skinned black dude who grew up around a lot of white kids, a fair amount of them were/are actually cool about shit....when you know history you know white guilt isn't unfounded or accidental

  • @hiphopbwwsoccer No he wasn't. Stalin and Mao killed far more than Hitler ever did.

    But Hitler lost the war, so people ignore the others, and claim Hitler was worse.

    He was a complete, mass-murdering dick. But there were worse.

  • it dose not matter if he where in the nazi youth or not. bottom line he was a nazi, he marched in the parades and he screamed hail hitler. maybe he didnt kill jews but iam sure he probley performed acts of hate toward geman-jews. he had options he could have run away from germany. he was a nazi bottom line

  • germans were not all bad people, everyone in the nazi party was not bad either.

    Americans, brits, could have been in the same boat.

    Italians dont get any punishment for being part of mussolinis forces.

    so perhaps your a player hater

  • "everyone in the nazi party was not bad"

    yes but the majority speaks for the minority, maybe everybody body in the nazi party was not bad. but what did they do to stop hitler ? there are maybe 50 attemps on hittlers life by german people. 50 attemps is not nearly enough to stop the one of the sickest people to ever live.

  • @majortom321 "everyone in the nazi party was not bad either." Bahahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahaha hahaaha haahahah ahahahaha hahahaha ahahaha hahaha hahah......stalin was misunderstood too right? you know you're painting yourself into a rhetorical corner when you say something like "everyone in the nazi party was not bad either."

  • my family fought against the nazis.

    not all american soldiers are good, not all nazis were bad

  • Who doesn't have family who fought against the nazis??????? I'm sure your inverse logic makes sense to you, that doesn't mean I'm buying it....I have military on both sides of my family, just because i'm morally opposed to killing people, doesn't mean an army isn't necessary, I don't like it but it doesn't make it different than what it is....All nazi's were bad, imo, even those "just following orders."

  • the drive by in LA joke killd me.. lol "i cant afford to kill that mutha fucca"

  • @datboicuz niggaz "just leave they cars on the freeway and just start walkin"

  • he is really funny but i wish he would use the N word less often

  • He stopped using that word a while ago already. Look it up!

  • i love it when he laughs, he looks really bad like he's going to get into something, causing mischief!!

  • love him

  • He was Hitler Youth- which was MANDATORY for German teenagers at that time.

  • they paraded the pope around like he was dracula

  • Yh, he was in the Hitler youth

    True fact, look it up

  • But he hated it, and never attended the meetings.

    I'm sure there were KKK youths that were against it.

    Well, maybe not.

  • hes still a nazi hes an extreme right wing pope and if you dont belive me you should watch penn and teller bullshit vatican on youtube it can tell you about the vatican that not everyone knows about

  • @Danovio you can't believe everything y ou see on tv. its all for show, they just want ratings

  • -_^

    lol

    you should watch penn and teller bullshit Vatican

    and you will see what i mean

  • he is not joking!

  • he was a Nazi youth

  • White ppl definitely worship the pope

  • Catholic white people not all white people... I dont follow that Nazi leaden religion.

  • @ZuluWarriorz he is not a nazi, do your research before you have diarrhea of the mouth and defame ppl

  • Why dont you do your research before you spout of about a "pope" you have no idea about!! He was in the Nazi youth,do YOUR research yewt..

  • Exactly a Nazi Youth which was MANDATORY for all German youth, he did not agree with their ideals.

  • And how do you know that?

    You have no idea what his beliefs where at that time,just like i dont,but i know enough about him NOW to know he aint what he makes out and his Vatican pals are the same..

    Fire pon Rome.

  • yeah you probably only researched the athiest point of view but whatever your not worth it, aya tu.

  • Oh yeah im an Atheist....i suppose all people who disagree with you are.

    Course my yewt..Go educate yourself before you try to talk beyond your years and preach like you actually know what your speaking about.

  • @np494609 even though your comments a year old...im white and i...could really care less if the pope fuckin had a heart attack while a 7yo boy was blowing him....see what happens when you generalize or assume things?...i could just as easily say jesse jackson or al sharpton are both dual emperors of all black people...but i know itd be retarded...sooo..i dont say it, anyway...have a wonderful assuming day

  • @np494609 dont be racist :P RELIGIOUS white people worship the pope :P

  • @Hrko1992 pope = catholic = mexican.

  • @np494609 Just the stupid ones that don't mind paying people ten percent of their incomes to rape their sons.

  • hahahahah end was perfect

  • ''i cant afford to kill that motha fuckah''

  • lmmfao..... this is insanely hilarious.... mooney has to be the funniest muthafucka on earth

  • i've seen people leave their cars on the freeway and just start walking!"

    LMAOOOO true stories

  • yo paul mooney is so funyyyyy

  • they could have showed him barber shop!!!!!

    hahahahahahaha

  • "...not all this prayin' I done done."

  • shoot back

  • ''The pope shot back'' LOL

  • that's how it should be

  • Oh man this guy is too funny.

  • he says whats on everybody's mind.and makes it funny like Richard pryor.

  • HE WROTE A LOT OF RICHARD PRYOR STUFF

  • "They paraded the pope around like he was dracula" LOL

  • "they shot at the nigga pope this morning he shot eight other people"

  • who else could wear that cape and that jewelery.....BUT A NIGGA POPE!!!!

    HAHAHAHA hilarious

  • @cattdaddy22 lmfao !!!!!!!!

  • lol he didn't even know he was the pope!!!

    fukn paul your the best!!!

  • I can't afford to kill that muthafucka....HA HA Lol

  • They shot at the nigger pope and the nigger pope shot back!!!

  • "I can't afford to kill that motherfucker" lmao

  • "Who else could wear that cape and that jewelry!? Only the nigga Pope!" LMBAO Pual you know you're a fool!! XD

  • That iz tru about da black Pope LOL

    Braaaaap!!

  • "You aint gettin this jewelery, not after all this prayin I din done." lmao

  • The end had me crying!!! hahah... Please put up more.

  • I love that man!

  • i cant, i cant afford to kill that muthafucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l­ol that shit is so fucking funny

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