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  • I TOOK A BLADE TO THE FACE!!!

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  • THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE WATCHING IN 2296!

  • shit now since were in 2012........ OH, i should go back in time and hack MrPrednil and make ME the toppest comment, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,..... To freaky? :/

  • I Can't Believe this was back in 2007. time goes so fast

  • U cant sit on benches in the new ac games so lame

  • @nerad1994 yes you can?

  • thumbs up if your watching ths in 2013!!!!! :D

  • I used to be thumbs hoarder like you. Then I took a hidden blade to the heart.

  • omg ty! i have been wanting to find a simple summary for this game, because what i heard is AC2 is better and this one is just very repetitive, but you need to play it to get the story straight. I dont want to buy the first one if i dont have to, you know? i've watched a total of about an hour, when i couldve just came here and watched THREE FRIKIN MINUTES AND SAVED AN ASS-LOAD OF TIME!!!

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2025 !!!!

  • @Scorcm83 me 2026 :P

  • i wish there were more of these vids :)

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 6969!!!!!! :D

  • Thumbs down if you're watching this in 2013!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this 3246

  • who gives a fuck what year any body is watching the video in! just shut up and enjoy the video

  • 0:41 LOOOOOOL i just cant stop laughing :D Altair's EPIC FAIL :D

  • Thumbs up if ur watching this from planet Auir in Star Craft.

  • thumbs up if your watching ths in 2079!!!!! :D

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this but don't know what year it is.

  • Robert de Sablé,not difficult to pronounce [French Troll Face]

  • thumbs up if you are reading this

  • Thumbs up if !! .. Oh wait, I have a life 

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 1977!!!! :D

  • @WAP2319 nah.

  • @Bullockman99 Cool story bro.

  • @kwelch60

    How come ?

  • after the second game. they ruined the series.

  • I'm watching in 2012

  • Nope 3058...Oh shit...wrong dimension....

  • did they make the same type of thing for the sequels?

  • how much video you plan to do more?

  • thanks, this helped me a lot. very entertaining

  • I wonder, is there any more "Assassin's Creed in 3/5 minutes" for the other games?

  • This vid is awesome

  • My name is Talal LOL

  • thumbs up if your watching ths in 2012!!!!! :D

  • @MrPrednil No, I'm watching this in fucking 1943. Shit gotta go the Nazis are at my door... dumbass.

  • jedi knight XD

  • Thanks for posting this. I played Brotherhood first, and then went to play the 1 AC. But the first is so boring that I can't stand to play it anymore, so; I've quit that one and now I'm gonna play the seconed. Anyway; thanks for telling me about the story, that was the only thing I wanted to know while playing the first ^^

  • why is there ezio

  • Mind if I call you Alty?

    ...

    Okay, nevermind.

  • and I love 2:00 :3

  • i absolutely love 1:05 :)

  • FreddieWs BF Commercial was before the clip!:)

  • Graphics are waayyyyy better in AC1 than AC2 and brotherhood

  • @xxSWORDINATORxx whhhhaaa...? have you even bothered to compare? trust me, as a game developer, i know how much they worked on between AC and AC:BH. its like comparing a 8-bit sprite to a 16 bit. just because they made AC foggy in the distance all the time doesn't make it better graphics.

    Serisouly, no offence, but we game developers work hard to improve the graphics. just take a second to actually compare side by side.

  • @ShadowNinjaMaster93 yer, you have a point, but somehow the first assassins creed had more depth to it, i mean the character designs, were more realistic than in AC1 than in brotherhood,

    Dw, I get your point

  • i really wish games would have sensible, followable story lines.even in gaming, not everything is just a game...thsi review reminds me of the mass murderer anders breivik. he never mentioned it, but this fantasy sounds a lot like his own.

  • u talk fast had to watch it 2 times to get it

  • like the video if u notice the video is not even 3 minutes:)

  • Altair still my favorite assassin!!

  • Please can you put the subtitles french to this vidéo ?

    Merci d'avance

  • thumbs up if your watching ths in 2011!!!! :D

  • @TannerManFrith Can't bro, sorry :/ Watching in 3987

  • @TannerManFrith im watching it in 7000000000 bc on my irock

  • @TannerManFrith hell no i'm watching this in 2012

  • @TannerManFrith i'm in 2012

  • @TannerManFrith 2012 :p

  • @TannerManFrith 2012 :D

  • @TannerManFrith i watched it 2 days after 2011

  • @TannerManFrith Im watching in 2012 :3

  • @TannerManFrith No, in 2012 =)

  • @TannerManFrith 2012

  • @TannerManFrith NOPE, 2012 :D

  • @TannerManFrith 2011? that was soooo last year. 2012 ftw

  • @TannerManFrith @mrprednil 0.0 maybe you two should check the top comments on this video

  • Even though I got the straight dope on AC1, I still have trouble wrapping my head around it. Whelp, time to play 2.

  • @TheBostar99, the whole trilogy of the assassins creeds all connects with desmond miles so ezio is atair's brother too because in their creed says they call each other brother so when atair died, ezio auditore de firenze was born. Thats why ezio sees atair and can use eagle vision.Ezio and Atair are related and so are the games

  • @legodude101able ezio and altair are not related theyre from different family boloodlines. the writers explained this. also theres no way ezio is that closely related to altair since they were born hundreds of years apart. (12th centry-15th century is a good 300 years)

  • this is worse than machinima

  • @TwoFriendsPlayGames your worse than machinima.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZiiiing!

  • ASSASSINS CREED IS FUCKING AWESOME. THE STORY IS KINDA TRUE TOO

    :(

  • @50kT In a way yes but the POE bit is not well actually it might be true but unlikely

  • Now make one Assassins Creed first three games in 5min! Was looking for one before I start playing Assassin Creed Revelations to catch up on story but couldn't find the specific video.

  • @moahmaster07 duuuhhhhh

  • Thanks

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  • aah that explains jade raymond

  • Access The Animus is on of my favourite pieces of music. And one of the best created, imo. :D

  • The Abstergo is a "company", who kidnapped Desmond Miles to a secret/secured place, they need him to get a spesific infomartion. The info I'm talking about is that Desmond has the DNA from Altair. They want to know where the rest of the POE is located on Earth(Peace of Eden). Why, cause Altair is the first who discoverd the Orange-hologram map wich came from the "Apple of Eden". SInce Altair disoverd first, he knows where POE are located, if ALtair know it and remember it, it is saved in hes DNA

  • And after sending his DNA through generations, it came to Desmond! Now the Only Desmond wields the DNA and the valuable Infomartion. "Whats so special with the thing called "peace of eden"? Cause it makes the story line in the game more fun to play and know some cool stuff, I`WICH REALLY HAPPED In THE REAL WORLD?

  • Ok, maybe not really happed...But Abstergo really want the Info. And they said their goal was order in the world, you know everyone gonna get the answer of the filosofi question (maybe some of you have heard it before) "whats the reason/meaning of Life?" The Apple of Eden has a fucking-powerfull contain of power who was wield by the Greece Gods, dont't know why, but if u want the rest of the how it goes from start to end, play the game :D

  • Ok. Desmond Miles is a normal american person who has the DNA from his ancestor (his grand-grandfather, Altair), and with that DNA he has the memory, wich belonging to Altair. He can experince the memory with helo of the animus. The Animus can "open" up the memory file inside the DNA and experince it.

  • can someone explain the story properly?

  • thats not 3 mins

  • well done. this is the only plot summary i've seen on youtube that's actually worth watching. :P

  • The music makes the IGN guy unclear and it's hard enough to understand since he talks so fast..

    I have beaten the game a long time ago, but I couldn't remember the plot that well.. So it kinda got me back on track..

  • still dont get it....

  • @14e Seriously that was a shitty video, it didn't explain anything.

  • A Jedi wizard. LOL

  • sexy

    

  • I always looked at Altiar as a medieval master chief. Seriously to you here is voice

  • Alty! THATS FUNNY!

  • NO! ac2 has WAY better graphics!

  • Spoiler alert: Everyone dies.

  • assassins creed 1 has good graphics than the other ac games

  • the barcode in 2:19 is: 12212012.

  • awesome

    

  • (Some times Altair's life is as thrilling as sitting on a park bench) 1:05 xD

  • the funniest part in this whole video was when Altair got backhanded at 1:30 to 1:40 like if u read and watch it over again

  • the funniest part in this whole video was when Altair got backhanded at minutes 1:38 to 1:40

  • @YourGuy95 LOL +1

  • i went outside once, the graphics were good but the game wasnt

  • @mealex6013 best comment EVER

  • @mealex6013 to bad graphics dont make a game

  • @mealex6013 spoken like a true champ, i salute you sir

  • @mealex6013 the game is good

  • @mealex6013 i dont get it

  • @YourGuy95 no you don't wish that...:))

  • O my god thanks so much for this video!

  • @YourGuy95 errrmm...You know that thing he lies in when his going back to a other life right? it got some holes in it. Its your chakra´s. Not like naruto. That gives you fucking super powers. Its more like you get in contact with god. Or use your chakras, or use your "third eye" this is all the same with diffrent names. But you can learn it with some traning. But i cant help you with that.

  • thank god i found this it explains a fair bit and honestly assasins creed the first game is soooooooooo damn boring im trying to play through it now before the 15th buts its slow repetative and boring compared to AC 2 and AC: Brotherhood so if i get to bored and dont make it through i wont care so much now lol thanks

  • Wow.. now people can do the whole story in 60 seconds! lol

  • "who cheats a bit by turning into a Jedi wizard"

    LMFAO xD

  • my head hurts

  • shit i hv to play a assassin creed game .

  • update this for revelations even though i have played the games do it for people who haven't played them

  • thanks a lot! i lost my assasins creed 1 cd and wanted to stat the second one so i could play em all before revelations

  • Finally understood it :)

  • 1:05 so epic

  • @YourGuy95 but in the game world 2012 the world ends and thats in the assassins creed story

  • Jedi Wizard,LOL

  • lol

  • ohhhhh i get it

  • @YourGuy95 bro i should meet u that wtf i want lol

  • finally i get the story....

  • @YourGuy95 You can... Its not that far from reality...

  • i like the way that AC 1 had better graphics than 2 or 3

  • @xXselfstarXx graphics who cares about graphics its about gameplay

  • @xXselfstarXx there is no assassins creed 3

  • @xXselfstarXx There's no Assassin's Creed 3 yet,you dumbass.

  • @xXselfstarXx Thats cause they went to actual cutscenes. And AC2 was pretty bad for it, I agree -.-

  • @xXselfstarXx not sure what games your looking at lmao

  • @xXselfstarXx are you stupid? no it didn't

  • @JEUXolim yes it did. have you even played AC 1 ?

  • @xXselfstarXx lol, I have it and I have played the story twice. I can tell you now that it didn't and that if you think it did, that's fair enough, it's your opinion.

    I just find it very strange.

  • @JEUXolim go back and play AC 1 and then play AC 2 you can clearly see that AC 1 has a lot more better graphics

  • @xXselfstarXx Kid, your a fucking retard if u have a tv that is better than 360p then you would see that it AC 2 and AC 3 have far better graphics than AC 1. nuff said

  • @XtremMunkiSnipr dude im not kid im 21 years old. and my tv is 1080p and i can clearly see that AC 1 has better graphics than 2 or 3 has. i think that you have never even played AC 1

  • @XtremMunkiSnipr No, i've play AC 1 and i was just reviewing this video to refresh me before Revelations, comes out, and my tv is 1080p and my xbox is hooked up with a HDMI cable, and your 21? shouldn't you be doing something better with your life then commenting on youtube videos?

  • @xXselfstarXx Srsly? That's such a bullshit. + 3 hasn't came out yet. -.-

  • @filipkrsticsmed yes it have number 4 2

  • @theicecoldtank brotherhood is not number 3 to the story, its going on from number 2, revelations is still not 3 or 4 coz its not an entirely new story, if you think about it they are all 2

  • @xXselfstarXx what do you mean 3 its not out yet

  • @roostersrule2 well i meant brotherhood

  • @YourGuy95 you d olive in that world, just not the right time! ;)

  • @YourGuy95 amen

  • part the red sea.why does that sound so familier?oh.....TOBUSCUS

  • Straw dogs looks co

  • @YourGuy95

    Really? I thought I was the only one...<3 cool beans, bro!

  • i keep getting the resistence 3 ad

  • 1:37 BITCH SLAP!

  • omg always getting this "STRAW DOGS" advertisement

  • Assasins creed coming to wii u

  • Honesty, the only good things about this game were the mechanics and what little story there was.

    But I still managed to play it for like, several months!

    Ubi made a blind shot in the dark with this game, and they hit the target square in the middle, (or for this game, right in the jugular) ;D

  • hells yes! One here in NY!

  • this game kicks ass

  • The first Minute would've been a perfect review

  • 3 Minutes is all ya need to play it for...

  • it doesnt explain how he took progect 16s memory o ezio cause ezio is project 16 not 17 right

  • Do this for AC II as well!

  • dude, could you do a bit more research before making stupid statements? Abstergo didn't ALLOW Desmond to snoop around the labs at night. instead,

    SPOILER ALERT!!!

    his good friend, Lucy, monitored and deleted all his "night time snooping from Abstergo" (real quote of Lucy)

  • ezio or altair?

  • @YourGuy95

    I wish I lived in the pokemon world :\

    

  • @DemonEyesDara

    I wish I lived in the power ranger world.

  • @superghost6 i wish i lived in super mario world 1-1

  • nice video.best one y not 5min always liked the 1st.game hope revelations sheds some.light on subject 16 whos is he really.hes back story when he was at obstergo or even.b4 that

  • its is a difficult game then assassin's creed 2 and assassin's creed brotherhood

    assassin's creed brotherhood is the easiest game i think then other two i'll END

    both games assassin's creed 2 and assassin's brotherhood

  • HILLARY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA