How to Bluff at Poker For Dummies

[staypress]

I have bluffed twice so far and won and also lost twice because the player had a better hand than me shucks man

[GobiLux]

I feel like I just lost all my poker knowledge by watching this vid!

[staypress]

@GobiLux me 2

[Sharpharp88]

Yes...top 10 signs of bluffing or they have the nuts...

[nedim062467826]

WHAT IF I PLAY TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER ON FACEBOOK ???!!! HAAAAH' SUCKER ! :S

[TheAmericanDane]

@nedim062467826 then it doesn't matter to u, your most probably a donk and wouldn't understand tells on betting speed over the net let alone live lol newwwb

[slicer1028]

that blonde chick can stare at me all she wants..i dont give a fuck about what she has for cards..i just hope i get a read that she wants to suck my dick lol



[staypress]

@slicer1028 hahahahaahahhaha

[Supparapperboy]

dumb ass there somethin called a poker face dillhole lolz

[vengeance17000]

this is so stupid. some of what i heard were indications of strength, not bluff tells.

[NineSnacks]

so basically if you do anything... your bluffing

[TheGustoman]

Wow thanks. Before these videos i was a break even player, but now. I'm proud to say that i consistently get my ass kicked.

[staypress]

@TheGustoman me 2

[Shirazae]

I've found that a middle-aged man born in January will scratch his beard with his index finger when he has middle set in a 6-max no-limit game on Saturdays, but only if the table is green

[edgeofblade]

Let's be honest. Tells mean different things at different times and you have to understand the psychology and physiology behind those events. Compulsions, overacting, breathing changes... they all mean different things even for different people. A tell should be your sign "something" is happening. It's up to you to deduce what they are actually doing, who they are, and what ideas they have about what they think what they're doing means.

[acesneights1130]

@edgeofblade Oh my Jesus, there's actually an intelligent person posting a comment on one of these poker videos??? I think I've flopped more royals than I've seen that...

[Nogoals92]

ewww grosssss a ginger nigger!!

[phillysfinest94]

this is for idiots, i fake people all the time by acting like i dont have something and i blank stare people to intimidate them i dont show any emotions...it works guys try it.

[doygalut]

I BET AHAHA

[doygalut]

haha more on comedy and iloveit:D

[MsMusicCreations]

this is called poker for dummies b/c only dummies would believe this crap shaking hands equals strong hand shrugs/sad voices equals there only acting trying to make u think there week when there strong, looking away equals strong hand they just dont want to look like their strong so they look away, i play this game for a living and these videos are seriously stupid. take it from me these videos suck soooo bad!

[artysmokes]

I think it's safer to grind out a long game, so you don't have to bluff so much. If you never bluff, then no one will see any tells.

[OldBoyBatman]

@artysmokes yes but its obviouse you only go in on good hands

[jaallee92]

Suggestion, learn WHEN to bluff instead of thinking about how you fucking put your chips in.

[MrIesuGrist]

Looking away from the flop usually means he has a good hand. looking at their chips after the flop, shows that theyre happy with what they see. shaking, knee pumping usually means they have a good hand.

[jparkfosho]

shrugs and sad voice and saying i bet, means he got super strong hand, he's obviously acting, he would not sell weakness and then bet

[DarkSphinxx]

that chick is hottttt

[doug5421]

God, she's hot

[valentinemonique3255]

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[jerestial]

black guy got mangled for bad acting

[the3bigreddevils]

shaking shows more along the lines of adrenaline. meaning they probably hit a mosnter

[nocaon]

and if they look at your boobs, that means he´s willing to do the motorboat on your rack

[deitschman231]

This video is how I won WSOP 2010

[DarkVdk]

"A blank stare" lol. Like Phil Ivey or Tom Durr?

[doognadoshi]

i have to say this video has helped my game a ton, winning a bunch more now

[EviLzLiKeNeO]

If you think you can learn to play poker by watching "For Dummies" videos, please tell me where your next game is at.

[dannyoo2]

@EviLzLiKeNeO binion's horseshoe casino table 4 12 o' clock sharp

broke ass son of a bitch

[EviLzLiKeNeO]

@dannyoo2 I wouldn't dare gamble against the high roller who plays at a luxurious 2 star hotel & casino like Binion's. I heard they're giving out free nights and an all you can eat popcorn buffet...

[dannyoo2]

@EviLzLiKeNeO you're obviously another homo nerd who think he knows how to win by sticking to strategies that other people invented, get the fuck out of ere before you get yourself wounded fucking homo

[fp5carbon1]

is it me or is that blonde really hot

[irelandcool1]

how about if a player is pretending too bluff  but have very good hand how can you telll that

[vince117]

shaky hands, sighing, looking away = MONSTER hand

[george474747]

superb

[Rassamdul]

go check out Daniel Negraunus guide instead... this sucks

[Subzero9922]

What a bunch of crap

[captcool420]

garbage. don't listen to this or you will lose money. if you are so new to poker that this vid seems helpful please don't even try to pick off bluffs. play good hands and c-bet against one opponent in position, thats it. half these tells imply the player has a good hand anyway. fuck.

[jacobiversen1]

this is bullshit, they could just do that naturaly.

[Faygo069]

No way! A shaky hand doesn't not suggest a lie, it's more like the person is excited because he has a big hand.

[bandet888]

@Faygo069 I would be nevious either way.

[JODEEBALODEE]

this is comical

[MiaTmK]

dang if u call that a "hot babe" then i guess u did not had a woman in your life <.<

[skellyscribbles]

You're on youtube, you don't have to pretend that you're cool here.

[bry10us]

horrible video. they are really stupid cuz at least half of these tells could also indicate a monster hand not just a bluff

[chimapalooza]

LOL i was just thinking the same.

half of those tells are prime examples of a monster hand.

christ-o-mighty. everyone thinks they are a poker pro now. even the dummies at "for dummies"

[RompeChocha305]

what if i do all these tells on purpose and i have a monster hand?

mwahahaha

[flashback09]

That hot babe..I'd poker..xD

[bash20002000]

I'm gonna play wit her all day all night idnt care if i lose, i just want her to stare at me always! =))

[FCule]

hot babe

[rus2y]

And if they scratch their nose with the middle finger of their left hand then they have two aces!

[simonfrouws]

lmao

[dookica]

funny as hell :D

[staypress]

@rus2y or they just have an itchy nose



[Rotciv1219]

I mean all you have to do is have someone marginally experienced and knowledgeable about poker involved in creating the video to avoid embarrassing your company like this. Instead they have someone who has probably played poker less than 5 times in their life flip through Caro's book and pick out random tells thinking that anything called a tell means that your opponent is bluffing. Pretty sad.

[captcool420]

@Rotciv1219 so true.

[topshonuff]

Every action is an opposite reaction.. It's just funny that basic stuff like this, people will try to counter and the rules will change.. The only way to get better is to play with different people and watch and learn.. Exp is the key and math does help..

[noraprutianu]

exactly, it's rookie tips! you don't regularly look away if you have a weak hand and you're bluffing, on the contrary! as well it's much more probable that your hand is shaking precisely because of a good hand and not the opposite!

[supbo13]

rookie tips

[mastahlone]

mmmmh i dont know...well you got to pay for information cuz mike caro say that if someone look away its because he got a nice hand...i remember i use to do this when i have a good hand