Don't Touch Poop

[jasontheogre]

runny days makin fart clouds all day

on my way to where the air is greeeeeen

can you tell me how to get

how to get to sesame scat

po....op..........poop!!

[HmmThatWasntChicken]

At the rate we're going in this country, this will be a whole class offered to high school kids within the next 100 years.

And the final exam will be...

1. What should you not touch?

2. Should you touch poop?

3. What is your first name?

4. What is your last name?

Each question worth 25 points.

[Deathshke]

ok i wont

*goes into the bathroom completely igonres what you just said*

[tiuleiyasing]

wth???????

[steyntjuh]

2girls1cup

[johngorgis]

omg fuck me

[TchCokesify]

@johngorgis lmao

[foxysquerl]

But what if i want to?

[GretchenDawntreader]

but....what if you *have* to touch poop...

[batman8463]

i what 9 secs of my fucking life back you horing bich

[mitts61]

Love your vids. Who edits them? What editing software do they use?

[Duhast111]

bahahhahahahahahahahaha

[EKObinx]

damn, if only i watched this......... :P

[janicebru]

me too

[bfroggy22]

XD I ♥ this gurl!

[n1nj4z3r0]

finally B00BS!!!!!!

[mayi360]

just wasted 9 seconds of my life.... sweet

[omgiheartpie]

IMMA TOUCH POOP NOW KTNKSBYE

[kara6080]

i think im old enough to no that i shouldnt touch poop!

[TheSuperGuy101]

i want 9 secs of my life back

[HellQuadRacing]

don't usually believe in chain comments, but this one is pretty cool. u don't need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :)

There are 20 angels in this world

10 are sleeping

9 are playing

1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!

[sobekenobie]

wow, that was fucking awesome : )

[ALERTNEWSNOW]

wtf

[jacko222lovejasmine]

funny not

[MusicBubz27]

thank your for that, i keep that in mind. But i dont get it? Why are you so shit at being interesting on the web? Sarahxxlou is entertainment :D

x

[lizzie55love]

pooop !!!! ok we get it!!

[missdarkblade123]

urm.....im confused...was that meant to be funny or informative? coz it was neither.....just a waste of our time, and 9 secs of video.

[SimplyPaul]

I guess that's my poop-juggling act down the pan then. So to speak. Thanks for sharing :)

[redhotohsnap1]

lol

[IBESPIFFIN]

...thx for da advice...

[rakelandembla]

hahhahha

[camtra1]

Eat poop.

[ExpendableLad]

how funny I wonder onto this video when I am working with infectious cow poop

[trillamanilla69]

now 2 more views! =/

[crackask8]

my surprise she has 7,000 views..one more because iwatched this peice of shit

[Skewballzz]

an ugly woman talking about an ugly thing. Horrible video...im sad my view added one number more to this crap

[paigelz04]

Shes not ugly.. shes great!!!

[part2themovie]

LOL. It's funny how people get pissed off for "giving" views.. damn. No wonder the Aliens stay away from humans.

[bhatian]

you are soooo right

[bhatian]

she is hot

[xzainer]

Gaja ganha juizo yah!!!!! sem comentarios

[adstephan]

bad tattoo

[nicometalo]

xmmm...ok

[CrazayDancerr]

i dont get it...

[16408]

Someone have a bad sexual episode?

[ReverendPeaches]

I touched poop...what do I do now?

[SOFLO95]

Whaaaaaa? PSA - FYI or part of the Emergency Broadcast Network...?

[robbatkinson666]

Don't worry. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole.

[hursty810]

P. Diddy could use this advice!

[PDXvlog]

Interesting little uh...PSA there. o_O Hehe, good job!

-JP

[starzship]

I tell my 8 month old grandson that all the time!!! LOL!!!

[EyeCantSee]

I get it now.

[ncooldude716]

wow i watched this probobally 1000 times now and i still love it i think im going to start over hmmm 1.....2....3...4...(a little later) 1252...1253 ok im tired i go to bed now lol this is great jill keep it up

[bukemdano24]

you're retarded

[jlozano1980]

i wish i wudda known that yesterday...

[riverjustin]

I will do my best!!

[WeskJago]

good advise!

[rosebud1985]

lmao

[snoogans23]

LOL. Words to live by. Short and sweet. You should definitly upload more.

[littlefatbird]

Don't eat yellow snow!

[Nj17]

quick but gooood

[MatTube29]

um thats what she said. haha sorry. jill you rock! this was histaricle

[perfectlittlelife]

Considering what you just put up on your other channel, are you preparing your viewers for ads like this? I'm not sure what it has to do with WreckandSalvage, but it got me to go there at least. I love your creativity, and I think it's awesome that you get paid to create something like this, but I think you'd get ripped apart by your viewers on xGobobeanx.

btw, I'm coming home in less than two weeks so let's do something before it gets too cold.

[perfectlittlelife]

After watching it again, it really was a fun video, whatever it was for. :)

[DarkDennis1961]

Sometimes we get so caught up n the minutiae we forget the basic fundamentals. Good safety tip, thanks!

[TexanRebel08]

lol

[artlab]

NOW you tell me

[hrecka]

good point,

nice dress!

are you up to some kind officiality:-)

[locologan187]

boobs = more clicks = more money!

[nitemareglitch]

HAHAHAHA. I love your sense of humor, think I am gonna make that into a ring tone!!

[GOWK24]

Thanks for the good advice!

[PTKilowatt]

Ah, fundamentals. You think they would sink in with the general population...

[MattBlytheTheOne]

damn I rated!

[drmstrums]

1) yes!; 2) yes!:)

[RRV85]

what if i'm a proctologist??

[mountindew]

Its O.K. to talk to it, but if it responds then you got troubles. hehe. Nice editing. Adobe? Vegas? just curious.

[Stuka87]

And knowing is half the battle...

[mrbuchanantoyou]

ok i wont but y?

[ColevanFilms]

In reference to this video... really?

[Crazycardfreak]

What amazing information -

[soicanpost]

sound advise to live by

[c0c0abutt3r]

ok i guess i wont for now on, but only cause you told me not to.

[booya62056]

lol I dont plan on touching poop!

[disasterpastor45]

Eat Shit Sandwiches And Die - anthrit, YT music video

[jryan9307]

lol

[Xethor1]

WHAT THE????

[DeniseVlogs]

Yeah? Okay, I wasn't sure but now I know to definitely not. Thanks for the tip! <3

[rudedogcarney]

Jill, didn't explain why!

RudeDog

[irishguy7218]

ok then its a basic idea dont touch

[RSbart123789]

lol??

Thanks for the advice.

[czechwindboy]

Good idea. Thanks, Jill :)

[Dog480]

Always a good thought...

[filmester]

but why? heeeeeee! awesome! yes upload all! fucking gr8!!!

[dannye60]

I like it a little

[xSamanthaNicole]

haha =D you make me giggle :)

[andhisband]

Back to basics, eh? LOL! Sure, do more, it's a hoot.

[willdabeast88883333]

i think you should upload more!

[Justinmazing]

Yr such an editing whore. But I luv it! Do what makes u happy and fuck everyone else.

[GoboSpeaks]

i didn't edit this ;) look at the description!

[Justinmazing]

Duh! I'm like the worst youtuber.

[mcgaugh57]

HAHAHAHA, well said.

[GMS77YT]

I can imagine Beavis & Butthead to this:

"hehe, she said poop".

[koolgirl9988]

wow ur funny

[Diveydavey]

are you allowed to touch poop with ur tongue? yum yum =]

[GuliblGuy]

Wait, DON'T touch it? I've been doing it wrong for so many years!

[trafficdreamer]

Stepping on POOP the same?? O_O

[bedoboy]

thank you Jill I nearly touched poop there. See you later on blog tv hopefully

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

I actually do kinda like it! Short, sweet, and a good demonstrative exercise in the practice of editing and the results that follow it.

[Misterbeef187]

Def upload more of these. They are random yet informative!

[vclamp]

but then how am I supposed to fling it?

[zanny4me]

THANK GOD, I saw this, I was about to touch poop! I heard nasty DYKES, love it...

[jeffrobdun]

alrighty then

[zanny4me]

WON'T touch you then...............

[JDI180]

zanny4me:

Make a note, be sure not to scratch your own head either :-)

[JDI180]

OH THANK GOODNESS I saw this!!! I was thinking of going over the edge--you know--to actually touch some. However, this public service announcement has made me think twice.

Thanks SO MUCH!! I won't have to expose myself to shigella, dysentary, or Hepatitus A now in order to have fun. I've turned a new leaf. Thanks Gobo!! :-)

[pickles2626]

Man I almost touched poop...good thing I watched this vid haha