Lines You Wouldn't Hear in a Costume Drama - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[kateldomful]

franks a ledgend

[smokeeeeeeeee]

She's fit.

[PoisonMarigold]

Everyone always assumes that female comedians are rubbish, but I love Lucy Porter, she's my favourite female comedian.

[vroom82box]

Where can I watch pride and extreme prejudice?

[DjTokenMusic]

i love how Hugh can just insert a car insurance gag into any of these. and its still funny every time.

[richarldluva124]

see a dislike bar? neither do i. SO BRING BACK FRANKIE

[RealRoulette]

clamidiiiaaaa :~))

[TrueSkyl1n3]

There must be a lot of awkward people on here...

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

Chlamydia could actually be a girl's name. Hey, I heard a woman in the supermarket calling her daughter something that sounded an awful lot like Labia once O_O

[avtomatklashnikova]

Lucy Porter is lovely :)

[RhunDraco]

@avtomatklashnikova She certainly is.

[WOLF8MIL]

Frankie <3

[WentMillerGal15]

I'd have fun too working for Lord Strapon! xD

[frenchclaire28]

i dont get it, its like a cryptic crossword

[animelover5076]

the awkward moment when i read awkward comments about awkward people commenting about an awkward subject in response to an awkward comment that was read awkwardly.

[Michaeltomlin97]

why are all the women on this show shit ?

[A5HzD12]

Henry Tudor - But why did he chew her?

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

..... Okay this "the awkward moment" joke has been overused.. but to be honest, I almost typed "the awkward moment when every freaking comment is a 'the awkward moment" joke"

[TheDevil1912]

The awkward moment when people talk about top comments more than the video itself.

[Vekoma1261]

The awkward moment when everyone is bringing up an awkward moment....

[MintyBadgerCast]

the awkward moment when the top 2 comment contradict eachother

[rtozier2011]

The meta moment when the top two comments talk about themselves.

[librahim2]

w8 a minute those arent spears .... i miss frankie boyle

[ryeable]

The awkward moment when you realise the awkward moment.... Fuck.

[TheEinsteinReplica]

The dislike bar is the size of Lucy Porter.

[jackster11997]

@TheEinsteinReplica She's got a cracking pair of tits aswell.

[StaraziaSelin66]

the awkward moment when the top comments contradict each other.

[SweCats]

You know, frankly, Clamydia is a great girls name.

[BringMeSunshine31]

what is with Hugh and those adverts? :L xx

[Kilanna]

The awkward moment when...I took an arrow to the knee.

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

That akward moment when you realize the top commnet is spelled wrong.

[happygang6]

first time i'v laughed at a female comedians joke!

[BiscuitSaw64]

TOP COMMENT IS AMAZING!

[TheTenners]

THE LAST JOKE WAS HILARIOUS! FRANKIEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Alex7457]

@ImPeccableMedia, lucy porter?

[DuelNexus]

you know when frankie laughs its funny.

[thyjesse]

@DuelNexus You know it's funny when Frankie laughs. *fix't

[DuelNexus]

@thyjesse no. just no.

[SoBettoBetto]

ha chlamydia has 69 likes, now because ive mentioned some bastard is going to fuck it up >.>

[lol100101]

@SoBettoBetto dat was me :)

[itspennysboat]

why is frankie isnt in the show anymore?

[seitenshow]

Fuck Frankie is an intelligent funny fucker. This show is lesser for not having him anymore.

[TheNathanNS]

I can see the top comments becoming the same again :/

[imogenbr0wn]

The awkward moment when the top comments actually aren't the same.

[TheMoonPower]

"I'm your fifth wife! Wait...divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, be- oh shit."

[jerrymczingerdoodle]

@TheMoonPower the only good joke by a female on this show

[SiriusPunk]

When frankie strolls up to the mic you know shits goin down :L

[ellenmelon771]

lol love how Hugh Dennos is obsessed with accident at work and comparison site ads! xXx

[ellenmelon771]

Mr Darcy, I DO believe you've poked me on facebook....

Ooooh, what I wouldn't give to poke Russell Howard on facebook! XD xXx

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

Ha Lord Strap-on

[ConnVolpe]

0:28 Year 4 - I did 'the Tudors'. I wish I heard this joke then.

[fallout732]

"Henry Tudor but why did he chew her" EPIC

[fallout732]

"Henry Tudor but why did he chew her" EPIC

[ellenmelon771]

Henry Tudor. But WHY did he chew her?

Hahahahahaha Hugh Dennis is such a legend!

XD xXx

[IvPPe]

"Wait a minute! Those aren't spears!" XD XD XD XD

[dar3keternal]

@popazz1 ok, ok

[popazz1]

@dar3keternal ,

Just explaining.You asked!

[dar3keternal]

@popazz1 meh

[englishguy2010]

Frankie and Hugh totally own this round.

[kildresskid]

wouldnt mind working for lord strap on

[HaloPlayer96]

my daughter has been itching to meet you, CHLAMYDIA!!!

[aisharaven]

CHLAMYDIA!!

[XaleNol]

@popazz1 frankie Boyle's one of the best!

[popazz1]

Frankie Boyle=Mute button!

[TheRD3D]

@popazz1 Seriously, what's the point on going on loads of the MTW videos just to hate on Frankie Boyle? :/

[popazz1]

@TheRD3D ,

Seriously,why does this bother you,exactly?!

[MrKoiking1]

@popazz1 trolololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­olo. does this bother you? troll.

[MrCrazedmaniac]

Lord strap-on... Lol

[Knightrobo4]

@MrCrazedmaniac it should have been lady strap-on

[MsAbixxx]

ooooh Mr Darcy, I do believe you have poked me on facebook ;)

Costume drama's are always the same, they could use some of these lines! XD

[kitaarmes]

@flowergirl921 i lol'd x

[heaphcakes1988]

"WAIT A MINUTE!! Those arent spears!" hahhahaha

[thrawnsbro]

Are you paying to much for..blah blah blah. Heard it a million times from that cunt!!! STOP IT, it hasn't been funny since series 1!!!!!!

[WoodymanTHEJ]

A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore! XD

[whitwhoo29]

I miss Frankie on MTW, although he didn't let the other comedians get a joke in edgeways... :/

[pcruler0]

the awkward moment when somebody points out that the top to comments are the same and gets likes

[samtheman485]

the awkward moment when the top comments are the same

[blondeybaby23]

@samtheman485 the awkward moment when the top comments change and no longer are the same.

[joshsear1]

@samtheman485 The awkward moment when 'the awkward moment' jokes get used too much and are no longer funny.

[JIGSAWHOFFMAN11]

@samtheman485 the awkward moment when no one gives a shit

[codfifaskills]

@JIGSAWHOFFMAN11 the awkward moment is when three comments are similar

[kinglynx]

"HENRY TUDOR.... BUT WHY DID HE CHEW HER " LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dinesh2hell]

Someone care to explain the Mr. Darcy Facebook poke line? I'm not British, and I sure as hell don't know who Mr. Darcy is :/

[emmylou2310]

@dinesh2hell mr darcey is one of the main characters off pride and prejudice the book and film and the perosn talking is ment too be elizabeth another main character and obviously its set vicotiran times ish (im not too sure ) when they didnt have facebook hope that helps :)

[dinesh2hell]

@emmylou2310 Ahhh.. that makes sense. Thanks! :)

[Glitter99x]

@dinesh2hell Pride and prejudice

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@jeracaruna9 True I forgot about that, as most of them don't know what a job is unless it has the word "blow" in front of it! lol

[jeracaruna9]

@JapaneseSniper1983 XD

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@jeracaruna9 The Jason Bent (sorry Stevie G :P) bits are quite funny :)

[jeracaruna9]

@JapaneseSniper1983 "I'm not being greedy or nothing, I'm just asking for shit-loads more money" - Best interpretation of a football player I've ever seen.

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@jeracaruna9 lmao I know "if I was to earn what I'm on now for the rest of my career I'd only have £58 million."

[jeracaruna9]

@JapaneseSniper1983 I wish he did more with him, rather then Lee nelson :(

[bladerunner12]

Mock the Week has a fixation with Chlamydia, don't they?

[doodadamlol]

lol press 2 then three

"I do believed you poked me on facebook"

"oh shit"

[jkftuk]

Whats the female comedians name? she is just too cute. I dnt care if shes not funny, shes freakin sexy.

[leapoffaith20]

@jkftuk Her name is Lucy Porter. I thought she was quite funny in this one.

[chillipeanuts]

this is the best game show ever.

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@chillipeanuts It's not a game show...

[chillipeanuts]

@WoodymanTHEJ what would you call it?

[afkj2507]

are..you.. paying.. too..much..for..your..car..ins­urance!?

[EmosRus2011]

hey henry im ur fifth wife wait, divorced beheaded died, divorced, beheaded... oh shit :) love that

[CoolKidsTonight]

wait a minute. Those aren't spears. :'D

[kght222]

that last one was epic.

[SunShineNotAvailable]

Love Russell Howard's eyebrow raise after the Mr Darcy joke :p

[ofxxxthexxxflowers]

wow, that was the first female comedian's joke I've seen on this show that was actually funny!

[blahdiblah2010]

AHAHAHAAAA lmfffao at the last one HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[aqu1r3]

CHLAMYDIA! 

[sepsepsep12]

@aqu1r3 the exact same thing i was thinking hahaha its brilliant

[aqu1r3]

@sepsepsep12 haha i know gotta love frankie boyle :)

[kitaarmes]

Henry Tudor.... but why did he chew her? XD

[AnnaTheRetard1]

HENRY! im your fifth wife, wait. divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded. oh shit.

[louisgworld]

HENRY TUDOR!.. but why did he chew her?

[FleetingProductions]

Who is she?

[saskid100]

@FleetingProductions Lucy Porter

[LokkerG]

14 people apparently don't liker this kind of humor.... everyone has their preferences.

[SamStar42]

Lee Nelson should not be allowed near a camera, yet alone a great show like this. Unfunny cunt.

[liamhayden1]

lee nelson should go on this

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@liamhayden1 Why?

He's not funny...

[liamhayden1]

@JapaneseSniper1983 yeh he is hes hilarious. youre probably the only person who doesnt find him funny.

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@liamhayden1 How? He's a fucking talentless chav...

And who else finds him funny?

[liamhayden1]

@JapaneseSniper1983 if hes not funny then why do millions of people watch his show and,lots of people go to it.

[liamhayden1]

@JapaneseSniper1983 if hes not funny then why do millions of people watch his show and,lots of people go to it. hes good enough to go on mtw

[JapaneseSniper1983]

@liamhayden1 Because they obviously don't know what funny is. I bet you like Gina Yashere.

The show's on BBC3... it says it all really.

[liamhayden1]

@JapaneseSniper1983 no matter how old u r lee nelson is well cool and hilarious, and has millions of fans. i dont no who th fuck gina yasheere is all i no is that shes some black women

[antbubb]

@liamhayden1

You do realise Lee Nelson is not actually a real person right?

[liamhayden1]

@antbubb yeh well simon brodkin should go on it then. and he is real

[antbubb]

@liamhayden1

Yes, Simon Brodkin is the guy! lol

I do agree with you. Although his Lee Nelson character might not be that funny, I do think he is a very, very funny comedian (esp. stand-up) :)

[jeracaruna9]

@JapaneseSniper1983 Lee Nelson is a stage-character, he's a lot funnier once you know he's taking the piss out of chavs.

[TheSI3DRemakist]

*Inserts Funny Quote from the video we all just watched hoping to aquire lots of thumbs up*

[missyemzy]

14 people didnt get poked by mr darcy

[MIKEYBLAZER4]

Look we heard the jokes in the video so we don't need you to repeat them in the comments!

[MultiTIMETRAVELLER21]

frankie boyle russell howard fucking legends

[matsmilan]

Russell howard sucks

[LiraelRyelle]

"Next, Pride and Extreme Prejudice, where Elizabeth is suprised to hear Mr. Darcy's views on queers and Jews".

[HomebrandMusic01]

haha, lord strapon

[Arzaker]

let me read the signal from the victory

are you paying too much for your car insurance?

[Dukesy50]

@Arzaker its a british advert

[DandizzleUK]

Victory = horatio nelson's ship. The car insurance bit is used from a british advert from a group called admiral insurance. :)

[Arzaker]

@DandizzleUK

i guessed so

[xUKCONNORUKx]

"Wait a minute, those aren't spears..."

[ligoma3]

"So King henry im your 5th wife, ang on divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded Oh Shit!" LOOOL

[jamie1989ification]

oh shit

[wtfisw00t]

0:50 russel howards laugh xD

[Alexmo555]

HENRY TUDOR!

But why did he chew her?

[LoxiDays33]

Ah, there's hugh with his usual car insurance joke ;P

[curlzferrero]

"Ah Duke! My daughter has been itching to meet you, CHLAMYDIA!!!!!!!" XD

[daithi1978]

@crazykidboom, i will check out the jonathan ross video there in a minute,

he would have been fired alright id say.

not really lovin his tramadol nights show on channel 4

its a wee bit top heavy on the incest and child abuse jokes.

[daithi1978]

bring back frankie boyle its not the same without him

[SuicidalStickmen]

1:28 , pause and read

[TheCasablanca707]

@SuicidalStickmen hahaha, how the fuck did you pick that one up?

[SuicidalStickmen]

@TheCasablanca707 Its cause i'm ninja :P

[TheCasablanca707]

@SuicidalStickmen hahaha, props amigo. you totally made my day:)

[SuicidalStickmen]

@TheCasablanca707 There is another one which has liek country in the title, and its like C(Frankie)UNT(Goes of screen) Which is some lolz indeed

[madbar4lifexo]

@SuicidalStickmen wait read what?

[jammidodgaa]

CHLAMYDIAA!!!! lmao ^^

[dim432]

and after pride and predijuce extra theirs pride and predijuce and zombies on BBC four

[MrNeekappa]

Lucy Porter super fox

[KrytenMark]

1:06 has GOT to be the best one! X''D

[thegreatgatsby35]

"HENRY TUDOR... but why did he chew her?"

[Siveywiveyx]

Hugh ALWAYS uses that 'car insurance' line! xD

[NewSuperAvenger]

@Siveywiveyx probably he pays too much for his car insurance

[Siveywiveyx]

@NewSuperAvenger Haha yeah, I bet he does! ;D

[Challenger160]

@Siveywiveyx HAHA i love that line and "do you like the music... of... SHAWADDYWADDY!?

[Siveywiveyx]

@Challenger160 Yeah, that was hilarious too! Hugh's great xD

[TheKrazyJoe]

my best time was working for lord strap-on hhahahahahahah !

[SilentKamiKazi]

@theharjsingh yes, but she said 5th wife. 5th is beheaded

[jamesreilly100]

@theharjsingh yeah...meaning his fifth wife was beheaded

[kvEik]

"i wurked for the duke of wellingtun, when he invented the wellingtun buut..."

priceless :D

[Rikairiify]

Lord Strapon FTW¬¬

[calummcnab]

@ toastbagelandjelly I sooooo agree he's hilarious