Hall of Justice - Superman's Dark Secret

[Tomasz0216]

only 100,000 dollars? Stupid villain...

[brandonman2k]

just kill obama



[SacredSoul1990]

Isn't 100k like pocket change to lex luthor?

[Madvillane]

LOL.

[kocfkocf]

I came...

[kevisafan]

Do you think one of the characters from the Marvel universe is a racist as Superman?

[luigi56k]

lol superman is such a racist!

[LaDijounMustard]

Wow. Really nice comments guys.

[Originalman320]

A lousy 100 grand?

[ironmantis25]

green martians are like the white people of mars

[ZahirOfAGeisha]

100 000 $? srsly? lol

[JMcH]

Obama ain't black.

[shaider1982]

@JMcH Huh? How much "afro" DNA you gotta have to be considered as such?

[JMcH]

@shaider1982 - How much white DNA do you have to have to be considered as such? Obama is as much white as he is black, but everyone treats him as if he were 100% black. Why is that?

[shaider1982]

@JMcH Because he looks and acts like one? Or maybe its his PR machine that portrayed him as such.

It could have been worse, Hitler said that the Aryan race is the master race even though he himself hardly looks as such.

[JMcH]

@shaider1982 - I wonder if Obama could've gotten away with it if he had ended up looking more like his mom.

[shaider1982]

@JMcH Well, Hitler wasn't exactly the poster boy of the Master Race and Aryans were supposedly more like Middle Eastern people (South West Asia). He also could have gotten a permanent tan before going into politics=).

[Originalman320]

@JMcH Because the gene for being Black is the dominant gene. The gene for being White is recessive.

[JMcH]

@Originalman320 - So what? 

[Originalman320]

@JMcH So what? That means that Black is the stronger. So that means he's Black, no matter his complexion.

[JMcH]

@Originalman320 - You know, racism is ugly no matter what race does it.

[Originalman320]

@JMcH What racism? There's no racism in my statement. I only stated a fact.

[JMcH]

@Originalman320 - By your "facts," someone with genetics that is 0.00000001% black is black even though they might look like, oh, Conan O'Brien because "black is stronger." Yeah, that's racist.

You know, I personally don't give a rip about Obama's skin color. His skin color is superficial anyway and has nothing to do with how he's destroying the country. To me, a human is a human is a human.

[Originalman320]

@JMcH Can you show anything that proves it wrong? Of course not, so you resort to calling me racist. You know, i personally don't give a rip what you think, period. I'm done with you.

[Originalman320]

@JMcH The law of genetics from Mendel says dark skin is dominant, light is recessive.

[Originalman320]

@JMcH Oh yes, they are Black.

[Originalman320]

@JMcH By the way, jackass, this country was being destroyed long before Obama even thought about running for office. In fact, it was marked for destruction even before Obama's parents laid eyes on each other.

[patch5129]

10 people though Obama was Tiger Woods

[Matz0]

lulz



[Death2Fanboys]

Marvel Made Spiderman black....Superman FTW.

[wolfbrother1080]

@canadianguy0987 WHITE WRITERS!

[pimpdadysuperman]

@canadianguy0987 Yeah but I don't know if it would be worth Lex's time and effort if it was such a paltry; sum for him at least.

[davincent98]

I'm with Lex on this one.

WROOOOOONG

[pyrogyra72]

Someone get the kryptonite.

[Vendetta645]

Loved the white-martian vs. green-martian analogy. And yea, please make this a series.

[FluffytheRodent]

Very funny. I will never look at Superman the same way... lol Besides Marvel Superheros are better.

[EvokedDarkness45107]

How is Jonn even smoking?  That would kill him.

[Slashercon]

The White Martians are like the Asians LMAO XD

[Lupucillo]

Hahaha, soooo politically incorrect, Superman.

[poppy87]

y would a billionaire want 100,000 dollars?

[Wunderburn]

@poppy87 When super friends originally aired Lex wasn't a super rich evil business man, he was a mad scientist, but as the times changed mad scientists didnt seem as scary as evil business men who caused people to lose all of their money and ruin their lives. At least thats the explanation given by "Look, up in the sky. The Amazing story of superman" A documentary on the history of Superman

[karaoket]

7 people didn't get their own water fountain!

[Lostwinddragon]

But you know Black Vulcan dose have a real resin for not going in to the water. One stray lighting bolt and everyone in the water gos belly up.

[Cap285]

This is Gold!

[PiemanXX]

I fucking knew that was DOB.

KNEW IT.

[futurestoryteller]

..."that's why you're endangering the mission? Because he's black?"

"What!? No, I'm endangering the mission because he's Muslim."

"That's actually worse..."

- "Why's that worse?"

XD

[Ladyasha09]

LMAO!

[evan002]

goddamn it's just so funny.

[colts327]

@bosshog7169

you mean the same Batman that spent 10 years of his life training abroad with nearly every different culture and religion to obtain both physical and spiritual enlightenment?

[wblstudios]

Superman's hatred for Muslims would explain that one time he fought Muhammad Ali.

[batmanishere2093]

@wblstudios But not how he won....

[pimpdadysuperman]

Only a $100,000 for the presiden of America? A bit small time for the likes of Luthor and a lil cheap for a world leader.

Lol at Superman and his unwillingness to save people though.

[MrHoppers002]

100,000 in 70s money is alot. lol

[pimpdadysuperman]

@MrHoppers002 I didn't know Obama was a president in the 70s? What about the Tiger Woods reference?

[MrHoppers002]

i was just trying to make this video seem more plausible. lol

[pimpdadysuperman]

@MrHoppers002 Nice try though.

[MrHoppers002]

I actually liked superman in this video. lol He seemed so straight forward unlike his usual self. lol

[pimpdadysuperman]

@MrHoppers002 I know. It seems parodies like to play up Superman's douchyness.

[MrHoppers002]

But Superman's a cool douche. lol

[pimpdadysuperman]

@MrHoppers002 So true.

[felixjazzage]

Batman is the voice of reason but Wolverine saves the day.

[jameskennedy80]

Disgusting, denigrating a great super hero, how dare you.

[bosshog7169]

I think Batman is more likely to be the racist republican.

[felixjazzage]

@bosshog7169

O.K., I'm not a hardcore comic book reader, but isn't the mother of Batman's kid Arab-Chinese in origin? That's weird behavior for a racist. *LOL*

[NitroNate6]

O....M....G!!!

too fuk'n funny!

[caylin519]

My childhood was just DESTROYED...but i'm okay with that.

[cholo11]

Make more this was awesome.

[thepatcat]

You know you're a comic-book geek when you think, "Hey! There WERE black people on Krypton!" (Seriously -- Google 'Vathlo Island'.)

[NitroNate6]

@thepatcat

when i get some free time, i plan on writing a fan fiction story about this issue.

[colts327]

@thepatcat and we all know what happened to them

[TofuPenguin1]

Obama was worth the rescue.

[Slashercon]

My final verdict = FUNNIEST S@#% I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!! THE WHITE MARTIANS ARE LIKE THE ASIANS LMAO XD I never like Superman, but this right here takes the cake.

[rebelgamer]

That needed more Swaim & less overarching racial humor...

[NapanTR]

@rebelgamer Agreed

[IIntruder]

LMAO

MAKE MORE!!!!

THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!

[Zibbele]

Ha, I recognized DOB's voive right away. You may now worship me. XD

[Yaalah]

MOAR!

[mylightside]

Omg. MOAAAAAR.

[geezer6970]

Hahahahaha! It's funny because Marvel owns DC. Oh, and there's the whole thing with Superman being a racist.

[andrechi]

@tstbb it was a joke :)

[einat1622]

LOL !

[tstbb]

Obama isn't Muslim, he's Christian. Get your videos right....please.

[andrechi]

@tstbb

[Dubzoomember]

@tstbb

That was the joke.

[Ioannx]

@tstbb that's precisely the joke dumbass

[nosorab3]

@tstbb

You're a little slow, aren't you?

[GeorgesVI]

@tstbb but most racist ppl think he is muslim, mostly because these are a lot of blakc muslim in united states

[RattleheadIV]

Lex Luthor sounds a bit weird

[Grimlock64]

And once again, Superman proves to the world he's a dick.

Also, Marvel heroes picking up their slack was hilarious. XD

[VirtuesPenumbra]

I wonder how many people jumped to the conclusion that they were making a "black people can't swim" joke, when in actual fact, he's probably scared of the water because his powers are electricity based.



[jstingray]

HA!! Awesome. Please make this a series. Please make this a series. Please make this a series.

[AvengerXP]

This is surprisingly excellent.

[armegeddis]

Racist Superman is hilarious. :3

[armegeddis]

Epic. :V

[McFlippyhoo]

The Mayor Of Boultimore *Superman turns off Laptop*

[Zyphes]

It's like someone created a paralel universe where all funny shows are bad and all bad shows are funny, made Family Guy and posted it on Youtube. Fuck yeah.

[oddsource]

dont pay... lets record him getting his ass cut up first president public execution!

[qchpffff]

I hope this is going to be a series; come on Cracked.

[BobCassidy]

@qchpffff Ah, It would soon get tired. Its great as one off.

[Cracked]

@qchpffff

Maybe...

[JadedIcon101]

Why wasn't "Black" Vulcan ever just Vulcan? I don't remember a character that had the name Vulcan first.

[AserHapi]

@JadedIcon101 He was the first black Super Friend back in the 70s...you make your own conclusions

[Sasoriemo]

@JadedIcon101 Emperor Vulcan ? War of Kings ? You know , Cable's Uncle ? Eh , I get you mean DC just being a dick . See they have a hard on for capitalising on 'diversity' . Thats why every few years we get an old name replaced either by a lass , or someone who , by law , is required to talk about their heritage every 5 minutes . Really does more harm than good .

[Mantonization]

Poor Aquaman. You're talking about a guy who can go toe to toe with Superman, command any type of aquatic life and can give seizures to anyone with an aquatic ancestor. Yet everyone remembers him for the Super Friends.

[santodevaca]

@Mantonization I think he's doing OK. I don't think his feelings are hurt or anything. Because he's fictional, mostly, but also because fish don't feel.

[thekillerz12345]

HAHAHAHHA

[StillAware]

Nicely done.

[rcon1012]

green martians are like the white people of mars. I just ordered a t-shirt with that on it. on the back it says that the white martians are like the asians. my life is now worth living again.

[storymaster23]

That is just amazing.

[TheStupidDoor]

lol

[RaiohTheHunter]

Y'know, he didn't want to be called Black Vulcan. He wanted to be called Supervolt. You don't see Aquaman being called White Fish.

[ArguingPizza]

@RaiohTheHunter is right. We must correct this greatest injustice and rename White Fish!

[1472583690666]

@RaiohTheHunter It's all about power.... in his pants