Added: 1 year ago
From: crtclrp
Views: 52,895
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (180)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • this is my paki stan lol

  • hahah, they are so stoned

  • What Diz's jacket

  • lmao at the "you are my paki'stan' " that line was fuckin awesome

  • omg, this is brutal assrape

  • dizaster murked that dude so hard man...

  • @3732334 haha yo holy shit its like actually hilarious how bad he merked him... what makes it even funnier bro is that hes laughing the whole fuckin time haha then u hear the other dude rap and ur just like wtf is dude talking about? he prolly waited his whole life to see dizaster and spit those bars too haha fuckin herb

  • Dizaster battling a gnome

  • @ryantimmins99 do you realize that is what a freestyle is , "freestylin" is a must to an emcee. and if you defense is he battled a stranger then me and every one else will laugh at your defense. hahahaha

  • Comment removed

  • @Aloosh12 first of all soldiers do not wear that type of camo. that is a hunter pattern. so if he identified nature as a tree nature is gay? nothin gayer than someone dressed like "nature"? how does tha even make sense?

  • @afewpoisondarts dude you realize diz was rapping a stranger he knew nothing about. and destroyed him. he cant come up with anything genius.

  • @afewpoisondarts The camo is the design of a tree. Camoooooflageee

  • Ok diz lover get off his dick he sucks fagets stop responding to my opinions

  • @1om3ssi1o walmart

  • you are my paki...Stan. Dope.

  • ha...... dam that was funny

  • ''man.. is this really battling?'' lol

  • anyone see the scared geek in diz when with his nerdy laugh

  • Both suck

  • @salvacharlie13 search DIZASTER VS DNA and look if he really suck u fucking hater

  • @ThePapitas123 he doesnt suck guy he just fucked up in has last 2 rounds he was freestyling most of round 3 he forgot his shit nd dna just came with it that day....

  • @ThePapitas123 dizaster is the best and most active battle rapper out

  • @salvacharlie13 You dumb ass.

  • anyone know the song at the start? feeling that vibe it has

  • why is dude mumbling

  • ok. am i missing something? this battle the one on this hu haaa haaaa video is horrible. "nothin gayer than someone dressed like a tree"???? wtf ?????

  • @afewpoisondarts ure aware soldiers wear this type so they can camouflage with nature. so Diz as a sarcasm identified nature as a tree and that guys dress is just weird anyway...

  • Dude was not battling, he was babbling!!!

  • pakiSTAN lol

  • dizaster is a beast, i was expecting better from him

  • @SkelingtonOfficial

    he was obviously having fun with this

  • @PassionPrevaiIs true enough but i was expecting a complete bodybag and i didn't get it lol

  • @SkelingtonOfficial

    lol yeah, i unno, i found this hilarious stoned, but mos def i have to agree he is beast, definitely one of my top favs

  • dizaster is an erm...disaster

  • @afewpoisondarts wow...id love to see u battle haha

  • wtf? both those dudes suck i was waiting for the second guy to "destroy" someone then i realized the first guy supposedly "destroyed" him waste of time.

  • @afewpoisondarts Do you know who Diz is? I mean, saying that Diz sucks, is like saying that Henry Bowers is bad at english.

  • the camera angle and the goofy looking dudes in the circle besides dizaster makes this video hilarious

  • you aint fuckin with me

    aint nothin gayer in the world than someone dressed like a tree

  • Fucking both retarded if u ask me hahahahaaa is hahahaha he hahahahaha trying hahahahaha to hahahahaha ur funny not

  • Why would you even try to battle diz infront of a crowd of his fans and whisper when u rap.. dumb ass lol.

  • dizaster is a fucking beast.. straight up

  • Hahahaha dude ass sucks

  • The man brought written bars and still lost?

  • the guy in the camo was SOOOO FUCKING BAAAAAD

  • Can somebody please tell me where can i buy buy dizaster sweater ?

  • Vem är han i röd jacka?

  • @edvin981105 en glad kille

  • @edvin981105 Sajjk

  • that kid had written bars and dizaster shit on him with throw away freestyle bars LMAO. the beginning of dizaster's second was the best part

  • whats with the overly awkward laughing dizaster keeps doing?

  • huhh haha huhh

  • lmfao this guy is soooo funnny. his opening bar had me in fuckin tears. "your gayer then a stiff dick up a male ass crack" LMFAO!!!! god damn i fuckin laughed sooooooo hard at how gay that sounded.

  • Comment removed

  • You Uncle Buck in the middle!

  • hey that guy was saying some raw shit if you hear closely

  • man i think that guy in the middle whit the red jacket is a fucking fat ass.

  • @starlydead with

  • @crtclrp faggot

  • it is an honor to be murdered by diz

  • lol that little freak spit for 16 seconds in a barely audible voice, yet somehow thinks he's dope

  • song in the beginning, anyone?

  • Virgins in that circle.

  • Was there a point in uploading this haha?

  • go head your turn

  • indeed this is homosexual

  • this is so gay..

  • ooooh shit dizaster's crackin me up all the tiime

  • 2 ppl disliked this vid cause Dizaster said "PAKI-stan" COME ON NOW!! that line was great!

  • Either im buggin, Or is Dizaster and company all on shrooms and this nigga is talking and laughing at a tree ?

  • you are my paki-STAN... thats a fukn good line.

  • "im hyped as shit" *braindeadvoice* lmao

  • Comment removed

  • this is like some amateur battling a professional

    the professional barely gives a shit and the amateur prepares for weeks and the professional still wins lol

  • @platty4 this was completely spontaneous

  • I cant hear the tree ????

  • who is the other guy?

  • I bet High Collide would destroy Dizaster in a battle.

  • aint nothin gayer in the world than someone who dresses like a tree haa

  • Mmm i give round 1 to diz round 2 to diz close battle tho

  • "Raw meat make me sick"

  • "mahammed atta with stupid chicken nugget ears" had me dying....THIS was an embarrassing battle...diz was CLEARLY having some fun...while the other dude was seemingly all serious with that low-pitched lameness

  • this guy is such a tool the little bearded man.. speak up or shut the fuck up

  • You are My Paki Stan

  • he prob was high but i think the cold is what had him all wiggin out and shit

  • you are my Paki - stan hahaha

  • Wow dude in fatigues whispered 4 generic bars that sounded like he bit a Cam'Ron song from 1999...but it was close battle tho I think Dizaster edged it lol

  • Lets all be glad the other guy was quiet that shit was weird im not shit talkin but dizasters funnyness just outmatched him and dizaster wasn't even trying

  • terrible 1 quiet as a mouse the other high asa house

  • its good to see diz giving people a chance if they wanna battle

  • I aint no fag or anything but wouldn't u guys give dizaster a mean blowjob?

  • @nostadrinky yo u fag nonone wants to read that shit u dont haeve something knowledgeable to say shutup

  • @nostadrinky no...only because i would have to wait in line behind your sloppy mother...and i don't like waiting

  • I like that, diz ain't a diva

  • why is the dude so fucking quiet speak the fuck up so we can hear you. dizaster was barely trying and still killed him.

  • you are my Paki-stan.

  • that dude needs to speak uppppppppppp u cant rap battle and be quieter than a girl pissing

  • yes...he looked high and giggling

  • Dizaster would be the coolest friend to have. You can never battle Dizaster & win hell yes

  • your raps are lame..... everyone of u fags the same. get off my dick and go crash a plane! i pissed laughter!

  • idk what they're sayen on da intro but dat shit's knock'n........and dude brought it on his self knowing dat dizaster do dis rap battle stuff for a liven..........plus his american Lol!

  • Hey, it's the 'Oh SHIT!' guy

  • oh man this is classic dizaster shows his personality i love diz man i would suck his cock

  • @nostadrinky ....

  • Dude looked like he was ready to go huntin not battle. He was awful

  • "you ain't fuckin with me. there's nothing gayer in the world than someone dressed like a tree. " lmao

  • Dizaster is The best freestyle mc on earth atm!

  • @kileman94 you must of missed him against nocando a few months ago. NOCANDO.

  • Diz wasn't even serious, he was just having a laugh at that shit. lol

  • "ooh shit" vita tjockisen

  • this was real funny hahaha the way Diz was just standing there looking down and laughing at him through rhymes was just too funny

  • Hes trying be my Paki-stan

    damn that was an ill line

  • @simplelife88393 he used that versus HFK if I am not wrong. And Eurgh used it way before in 08.

  • @KJtheMC

    oh really i didnt know that sick line though!

  • @simplelife88393 I DONT UNDERSTAND

  • @cwatson41

    You know what a Stan is? like the Eminem song... obsessed fan boy type shit, hes calling him a Paki-stan like hes obsessed with him and play on the words pakistan

  • halarious shouts to diz

  • this made me lol

  • lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • freestyling > writtens

  • smh

  • dressed like a tree >

  • ahahaha

  • Svär den här snubben hade exakt samma kläder på ett jam för ungefär ett år sen...

  • Lmfao....Dizaster doesn't have a fuckin CLUE where he is...he's just rambling and it's somehow rhyming....

    I half expected him to say ""I am WAY too high for this""

  • Hahaha this was to funny both of em did terrible but the other dude was tryin to be seriouse hahaha Diz made as a joke

  • Diz is a bit of a Bevis in this clip

  • Search Shazaam vs Tony Knocker on youtube.

    Tony Knocker i the arabic dude in the movie

  • That short guys name is Tony Knocker

  • Dizaster is the master!

  • Good shit Diz

  • dizaster does it again..

  • "Ever since i walked outta here he wont leave me alone" LMFAOOO

  • you can NEVER battle Dizaster & win !

  • @Ascatratproduction PH,Illmaculate,Locksmith,and TheSaurus was too tight to call a clear winner...

  • @Ascatratproduction unless you're ph or locksmith

  • @Ascatratproduction but if you do....your chances are slim....

    thats like crashing on the titanic, only to be that one guy that crosses the atlantic and swims

  • @Ascatratproduction but if you do . your chances are slim

  • @Ascatratproduction but if you do your chances are slim

  • @Ascatratproduction lol locksmith...

  • @Ascatratproduction well PH, thesaurus robbed.. i mean WELL YE UR RIGHT nocando.. as well... BUT YOUR RIGHT!!

  • @MrFatalBeast Yeah, he lost long time ago only. stop mentioning ancient battles.

  • @Ascatratproduction ...He battled LockSmith and lost! LOL

  • @SuperTruthful Stop mentioning old battles. Dizaster is unbeatable now (especially in unlimited rounds). Diz will destroy anyone if he wants to try (so far he hasn't tried once and says he will try his best when he vs this overhyped "hollow da don"))

  • @iAnglesClan

    Dizaster is buggin if he thinks he could be heat Hollow Da Don. He can go unlimited rounds all day. DIzaster should consider himself lucky to even be in the same conversation as Hollow. People like Loaded Lux, and Murda Mook, and Iron Solomon respect Hollow. They never even mention Dizasters name. He is a good battler, but hes dreaming if he thinks he could beat Hollow or even DNA. And yes, I am from NY.

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Yes they did mention Diz's name in couple battles but Diz is going to win. Sorry but it's true.

  • @iAnglesClan

    This corny shit he tries will not work against a street rapper. Lets look at Diz's past competitions, Ilmac, Arsonal, Thesaurus. Hollow's competition, Big T, Goodz, Arsonal, and he held his own against all of them. Diz should be lucky if Hollow even gives him time. Hollow will kill him without writtens. Diz is a good 'GrindTime Rapper" but not a good enough rapper.

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Ahahahahahaha, nice joke you got there. But really, Diz won't lose. Sorry to ruin ur dreams but trust me, he won't lose.

  • @iAnglesClan

    Have you ever seen a Hollow battle? It's like rape on Youtube, no matter how good his competition is. Dizaster chokes in almost all his battles, and says some corny shit and the crowd just laughs. And he can't intimidate Hollow either. NYB, LOM, and Hollow are gonna have Dizaster shitting bricks. Will be a good battle, but Diz will not win.

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Yes, I've seen every single Hollow Battle. It's "NOT" a rape on YouTube, it's just "aiight". Seriously, Hollow Da Don is the most hyped up gun battle rapper there is. Dizaster never choked in almost all his battles. Dizaster battled over 20+ opponents in just couple months/weeks and haven't choked. I would LOVE to see Hollow Da Don spit as fast as dizaster and not choke once. Sorry, but Diz is a monster. Diz was "good" back then, but Dizaster NOW is a monster.

  • @iAnglesClan

    All of Diz's 20 opponents do not add up to even 3 of Hollows opponents. And Diz choked against HFK, froze up agains Nocando and he thinks he can beat DNA which is out of his reach. Diz cannot beat Hollow da Don, or DNA. He is a scrub, a fucking Grindtime scrub.

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Ahahahaha, you're funny. Stop naming ancient battles, please. And, DNA can't beat Diz. Sorry to ruin your dreams. Hollow Da Don is the most overhyped battler ever. If I ever a gun line one more time from him then....lol. That's just what it is. Diz will win. Doesn't matter what you say. Diz will win and that's that. Oh and btw, Diz is going to challenge ANOTHER battle, Cortez. Watch Cortez get stomped. Diz will win. Cya~

  • @iAnglesClan

    First of all, I'm from NY and I know Cortez sucks, Math Hoffa and Hollow write for him. He's trash. But Hollow is not trash. Dizaster doesnt know how to spit personals. he says lines that can be said to anybody. Hollow gets personal and he know how to get under peoples skin. When he battles Loaded Lux, then everyones gonna be on his dick. Dizaster cannot beat DAN or Hollow period!!!!!!!

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Hahahahahaha, sorry Hollow won't win. Trust me. Diz will win.

  • @iAnglesClan

    Diz couldn't even handle Illmac, and Hollow made Illmac look like a scrub, so case closes. Hollow wins 3-0.

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Uhm, first of all. That's NOT how you compare battles. Second, the only reason Hollow beat Illmac is because Illmaculate did 3 BATTLES in one day and that's why he illmac had trouble remembering his lines and stuff. Sorry, but Hollow wont win. Oh and didn't I tell you to stop mentioning ancient battles? Sorry, but diz will win.

  • @iAnglesClan

    Lush One- "That was a sick battle, make some fuckin noise....*crowd cheers* The winner is Hollow Da Don.

    Diz is trash, and he cannot beat any1 from NY, not Conceited, Not Hollow, Not DNA, Not Math Hoffa, not Murda Mook or Loaded Lux, or Iron Solomon. No one can hold a candle to NYC battlers. Diz will lose to Hollow, I'd be surprised is he even shows up. He was scared of DNA and his crew, go watch the video.

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Diz isn't scared of DNA and his crew, more like DNA was scared that Diz will jump him (that's why dna called off the battle). And sorry, Diz will win. Doesn't matter wut u say, u will never change wut I think. Sorry though, Diz will win.

  • @iAnglesClan

    U saw a vid that said DNA was scred of diz, when i saw a vid where dna said diz was acting like a bitch. Hollow and DNA have bars for days while dizaster is known for choking and rambling and making no sense. Hollow and DNA arent easily intimidated, and they will go into LA and battle diz and win. They know how to get under their opponents skin, and Diz cant stand that. when nocan was inturrupting his verse, he started bitching, and he lost to NOCAN, so he cant beat Hollow or DNA!

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Dizaster is known for choking and rambling and making no sense? No, let me correct that for you. Dizaster is known for rapping EXTREMELY fast without choking and rambling. Dizaster ALWAYS makes sense while he raps fast and mix in freestyles with it too, it's just that the haters are on denial. Dizaster NEVER lost to Nocando, Nocando's ONLY good line was the Jin line. That's it. Everyone agreed that Dizaster won and even the debate poll said that Diz won. Diz will win Hollow, fact.

  • @iAnglesClan

    Watch Diz vs HFK, all he did was ramble, watch Diz vs Illmac, all he did was ramble and scream ayo yo y o yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. He did lose to Nocan, idc what the polls say, he lost. Hollow would leave diz in tears. His whole gameplan is to intimidate his opponent, get in their face, and Hollow won't have it. Plus Diz came with all wriittens against Swayve, no rebuttals AT ALL. Hollow will kill him with off the top raps. Diz will be destroyed the day smack makes that battle happen!

  • @DNSRizvi61241 Nope. Diz didn't ramble against HFK. Diz vs illmac, I agree he did lots of "ayo's" but he did rap longer than illmac. And what did I tell you...? I told you to STOP naming ancient battles. Diz is much much better now. And no, Diz NEVER lost to Nocando. The only person that says Nocando won is you and diz haters only. Real battlers stated that Diz won, the crowd stated that diz won, the poll stated that diz won, even the audience and internet says diz won. Diz will win hollow

  • @iAnglesClan truespeak! nocando is a great freestyler, thats all he is, he never prepares for battles which makes his verses less entertaining

  • @Hallaladies Yes, Nocando isn't known for writing. He is a freestyler only and he's good at freestyling. 

  • Comment removed

  • Dizaster is so stoned and just doesn't care lol.

  • lmao that poor bastard. Good shit Diz.

  • make me proud babes!! Love You!! ♥