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  • Jesus, he legitimately HATES women. :(

  • He hit this topic the last time I saw him live..and lo and behold there was some woman who kept talking during the show.

  • most shocking part of this is when he said beers were $8 ....

  • women have been doing it a long time. look up the " The Women's Petition Against Coffee 1674". basically they didnt like the men getting together to socialize, because it was to "frenchified". the petition basically said that it was mens place to do their job and say little, unlike women. this controlling behavior is not new.

  • @tomtomvader Haha! And feminists say women weren't people or oppressed! You hear facts like that and it makes them squirm.

  • hahahaah @ "bill burr can suck my dick" - Notadood

  • Bill Burr can suck my dick.

  • He's right on the money

  • Damn vaginas.

  • @themusicmatterz wow i'm jealous,where do u find such an awesome woman,i want one too :D.

  • Woman can have woman only clubs and no man would make a request to join but you have a men club and you have woman just begin to join. What's up with that. Can we have our boys and men clubs anymore.

  • @shojingod Yeah, and when they get into the men clubs all they do is complain about how stupid it is lol.

  • @carlinsaves That's not the point though. In modern society men aren't allowed to have anything themselves, women expect to be apart of it. However, women are allowed things for themselves.

  • its funny how every time you see bill burr even slightly look towards the camera the clip ends because you know hes gonna flip a shit at the homeboy recording this.

  • They're all cunts, even your mom and the so-called "virgin" Mary.

  • the one celebrity id take relationship advice from

  • This is the truth. A woman has a girls night her boyfriend might say, "O, well you have lots of fun tonight and stay safe!" and mean it. A guy goes on guys night she never wants you to have any fun at all without her...

  • Women are ruining his bit on women ruining shit, POINT PROVED.

  • @QuickdrawandKabong , exactly.

  • Who likes golf?

    Men play golf to hide from women, not because the game is any fun.

    Watching grass grow is more entertaining but you'll get hit with a flying honeydo unless you're watching that grass grow - you guessed it - on a golf course.

  • Bill Burr is a criminally underrated comic. He should have his own show, not that stupid joke stealer carlos mancia.

  • @youngice6004 he has his own show on sirius xm i think

  • I have a remedy for all of this.

    Don't take things too seriously.

  • Women are so full of it and you are not funny either. Unfortunately men are attracted to you. That's what make us imperfect.

  • Where are these women who bother men? I always get the other way around, but I'm sure it's both ways.

  • It's AMAZING how girls talk shit about their "friends" behind their backs. Hilarious, really.

  • man, i've been checking plenty of this guys vids. He sounds so damn bitter.

  • @ChocolateORE ...that's his schtick, fuckwad

  • @ChocolateORE Nah he's just doing his thing.. which isn't bitter

  • @ChocolateORE he does sound like he hates woman

  • @RetiredYet  He doesn't, he's in a pretty happy relationship right now...even considering the end game. It's just that there are a lot of useless broads out there screwing it up for the few decent ones.

  • @drumgol that's cool, he still uses most of his stage time to bash woman, if he had an hour set and used 45 min of it to say how much he couldnt stand cheese i would think he hated cheese...

  • @RetiredYet Women bash men 24/7, 365 days out of the year.

    Yet the one time a man bashes women for laughs, women like you show up, why is that?

    I get it, its only funny when men are the but of the jokes am I right?

  • @ManSpeakOut if u checked my channel you'd know i'm a dude. I never said it wasnt funny. just cause it sounds like he hates them doesnt mean he does.

    ... it's butt of the joke not but

  • @RetiredYet Ever heard of a typo?

    Its obvious I mistyped and did not put the other t in butt.

    I make typos all the time because I type fast, like any human would, nothing wrong with that.

    If you seen the way things are men get mocked all the time in the media, yet you only draw the line when women are targeted and not men?

    I think the jokes involving men are funny, but women should be targeted as much as men, but its a taboo to make a joke of women in todays society.

  • @RetiredYet are you retarded? Bill is like the best comedian and most understanding comedian. He even treats hecklers well, better than they deserve.

  • @GROMSF I dont think so, but i've never been tested. i said he sounds like he does cause alot of his comedy is about bashing woman, i never said he hates woman. I've never heard him talk to a heckler so i cant say either way on that one

  • @RetiredYet A comedian tells reality like it is but in a comical way, thats what comedians do.

    If you listen men and women were laughing in the crowd.

    Women can laugh at themselves, its only you thats having a problem with it.

  • @ManSpeakOut when did i say i had a problem with it? I know he's joking, but for those who dont know that he is joking it sounds like he hates woman. I'm sorry, i never thought i'd have to explain my original comment this many times

  • @ChocolateORE After you ever seen Carlin? STOP RUINING COMEDY!!!!!!

  • @ChocolateORE That's what makes him a good comedian. Dipshit.

  • @ChocolateORE We are expexted to sacrifice for them and many men feel their getting the short end of the stick. He speaks on things that he doesn't understand, and you have to admit some women do things and can't even explain why they do it. It's like when something is bothering them and we ask what's wrong and they say "nothing", then they go tell their "friends" and portray you as uncaring. How would you react to that?...

  • here's some tips on how to spot the type of chick he's talkin about: she listens to kanye west and kesha(but "says" she loves ALL types of music), she will promote girls nights out(so she can talk shit about her other chick friends she didnt invite..just for that purpose),proclaims how "great and caring of a person she is...while telling her ex bf about how her current bf is such a loser on facebook(dont you ladies even deny you do this shit..ive seen it) then has that bf pay her cell bill, cunt

  • @BlakeTahoe Dude! You shouldn't even CONTEMPLATE TOLERATING any ONE of those things!

    No woman like that is acceptable man! It's not even acceptable to consider them women!

    Seriously! That's like "beastiality"!

  • @BlakeTahoe lol is that you? true tough lol at the abusive boyfriend on Facebook lol

  • beer

    

  • Women cant stand to see a smile on a mans face that neither she nor some other woman put there. thats why women want to ruin things that are exclusively male dominated, such as Golf.

  • @SorenK1987 Maybe women want not to be discriminated against.

  • @eregan87 Okay, men getting together and having a good time, in the absence of women, is considered discrimination.

    It doesn't even have to be men getting together, it could be a guy just playing video games alone, for some reason, it pisses women off, especially if the guy doesn't want to be bothered.

  • @SorenK1987 Look up the Women's Petition Against Coffee. a historical example of what your talking about.

    Women don't like the idea of a men having an interest in anything that doesn't involve or benefit women, and if the interest is actually beneficial to his personal development, they really hate it.

  • the fucking sad sack femenist made 21 acounts just to vote this video down

  • He's correct about the women thingy though. I was at a restaurant the other night and a table full of these douch bags were loud as fuck and when they laughed it sounded like eddie murphy with a streped throat.

  • it's true! women get away with murder!  ha!

  • they dont know when to shut the f up

    they stick with losers and abusers and continue popping out kids with them even after they realize the guy is a loser, liar, cruiser abuser, but run the other way from a decent guy

    they talk incessantly about boring crap like celebrities, their men problems, their looks they backstab one another gossip constantly

    they don't take their jobs seriously, just waiting for some guy to come along and take care of them like a child

    no loyalty to their friends

  • @feewaybilz

    Someone is a frustrated chump =/

  • @Slaushster --and someone should hopefully get hit by truck...namely you, Slaushster!

  • @DestroyerofSouls666

    How adorable, hahaha nice attempt at trolling. 

  • @Slaushster --not really.

    Just giving the finger to the feminist turd burgler. 

  • @feewaybilz ---Thank you for saying what thousands and thousands of men are finding out every day.

    Modern women = uterine garbage.

    And y'all can quote me on that!

  • LADYYYYYYYY

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  • @chocomamma81 How about the ghetto which is run by state welfare and single mothers?

  • @daridp Yes because its every womans dream to be a single mother! Most dont become single by choice! Bravo men!

  • @chocomamma81 Almost every single contraceptive choice is in a woman's hands. This also includes choice of partner. So cry me a river yeah yeah ooooooo. =)

  • @chocomamma81 Bullshit....women trick men......................

    Women also have more of a natural (biological) tendancy to WANT kids...while Men.....well, we could hold off till we are in our early 40's....

    I know "it takes Two" to make a child but its usually only One who is thinking that far ahead. = Women, lol

  • @chocomamma81

    yeah, cause it wouldn't have anything to do with these single mothers picking loser assholes...but luckily, there aren't any female loser assholes, so you can stand on your soap box safely...bravo to that!

  • @chocomamma81 Without Men,.. Women would be Eaten alive by packs of Lions.....ya'know "Carnivores Animals" AKA meat eaters?

    Lions Tigers & Bears ... Oh My!

    All the protection and nice cozy comfortable surroundings has been brought to you by Men of this earth.

    Lets learn to take the Good along with the Bad ..eh?

  • @chocomamma81 Lest we forget that many women 'love a man in uniform'

  • @dubified89 they just love being able to whore it up while he's busy risking his life.

  • why didn't he just kick that stupid cunt in her head.. Manhood101. com <--keeping CUNTS in check

  • @sardonicbynature LMFAO, No problem. I will DEFENITLEY have a better life since I don't have to put up with a man. All I need is a dildo in my sock drawer and that's all the man I need :D

  • @missyah101

    "I'm too ugly and have such a boring personality that I can't get married. It's cool though, I'll just play it off like I never wanted to get married in the first place. My parents don't want grandkids. I should probably lose some weight...no wait nevermind, I'll comment on youtube videos all day trying to reassure myself that marriage isn't for me."

  • you are the ball and chain because you're nuts

  • society tells me that if i get married, i am just a ball and chain. so why the FLYING FUCK WOULD I WANT TO GET MARRIED? FUCK YOU! YOU ARE THE BALL AND CHAIN AND I DON'T WANT YOU.

  • @missyah101

    thanks for doing us a favor honey. have a nice life.

  • LMAO 0:55 when he asks if women can fuck off for a couple of hours, you can hear some lady going no!!

  • If women can ban men from working out at "curves gym" then I don't see a fucking problem from banning them from the Master's tour.

  • When he asks ,"Can't women just fuck off for a couple of hours?", of course you hear the joyless feminists cunt in the audience say "No".

  • @RCTPatriot75 Holy shit, I heard it. I imagine her being this broad with her hair cut short and her arms crossed as if to say "you're not funny, you terrible, terrible man". I'm convinced that the reason why some women act like this is because they secretly want a dick. They want to have an actual penis and that's why they're upset. I've met some cool chicks that disspell this theory and some who prove it to be true so it's not isolated by any means.

  • @RCTPatriot75 LOL

  • @fsignup

    RIP, Hicks.

    That man was funny. A little to arrogant for a comedian, but still funny.

    His religious jokes are, IMHO, the best.

  • @RCTPatriot75 I HATE LOATHE and DETEST feminazis right, but in that particular situation, is it really fair they ban them from the tournament?

    :\

  • @RCTPatriot75 I guess when a girl says men should "fuck off for a couple of hours", you're sitting there nodding yes like a good boy.

  • @divertiti no, but I'm willing to take it as a joke seeing as it's a comedy show. I'm not gonna be Courtney Love at the Pam Anderson roast and stand up and talk back to every joke.

  • @divertiti Ban us from the hairdressers and the clothes shops, we would'nt give a shit.

  • If a woman's brain was put into a man's body, that dude would be what other dudes call, an asshole.

  • @luchador1764 and a stupid one at that

  • @luchador1764 more like an annoying pussy. assholes are just assholes.

  • NICE UPLOAD QUALITY DICKHEAD, THUMBS DOWN.

  • @9DragonMaster lol are you okay?

  • @OscarMaris DONT IMPOSE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IM PERFECTLY FINE, WENT TO A GIANT WATERFALL AND SWAM WHERE FAIRYS LIVE, FOR 9TH ANNIVERSARY OF 911, WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY???

  • @9DragonMaster you don't sound perfectly fine.

  • @OscarMaris IM PERFECTLY SANE, IN AN UNSANE ENVIRONMENT. WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE IT MEANS IM NOT INSANE. UNDERSTAND? NOW, SILENCE. YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME, SO WHY'D YOU ASK.

  • @9DragonMaster I do care.

  • @OscarMaris prove it. and without asking if im "okay" okay is like th word fine, its bullshit.

  • @9DragonMaster lol okay how do I prove it?

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    ɯʇɥ˙xǝpuı/ıpɐɥɐs/ʎɐpʎɹǝʌǝ/ʎɹɐʇ­uǝɯɯoɔ/12/20/6002/ɯoɔ˙uuɔ˙ʎǝuo­ɯ//:dʇʇɥ

    ɯʇɥ˙xǝpuı/ıpɐɥɐs/ʎɐpʎɹǝʌǝ/ʎɹɐʇ­uǝɯɯoɔ/82/20/6002/ɯoɔ˙uuɔ˙ʎǝuo­ɯ//:dʇʇɥ

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • LOL Im just here for the $8 dollar beer..funny stuff

  • This is what happens when a cunt comes out of some cunt's cunt.

  • @tyler0896 ripping off louie ck are we

  • lmfao 1:20 - 1:28

  • Women they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Nietzsche

  • @HalloFusilli "are you going to women? don't forget the whip "- neitsche

  • I'm just here for the 8 dollar beer.

  • Woman are just jealous of us men.. and when they want to be treatted equal.. they just bitch and moan which is no surprise.. their useless creatures really.. stick the the kitchen and sandwich making for crying out loud.. i know this sounds harsh but its the truth! and im not afraid to speak it!

  • @frentable2 dammnn & i thought I was the only one who thought this...

    i dont know about useless cuz my penis needs to be soaked somehow some fucknig way... & PALMela HANDerson (get it) aint doing much to help..

  • @13l4CK Yeh man i hear ya, thats all there good for, fucking and sandwich making

  • @frentable2 not all woman bitch and moan about having equal rights..most of us women go out and earn it and take our equal rights by getting educated and having good jobs, cause we all know knowledge is power

  • @SuzSeptember funny, Your kind of bitching right now

  • @frentable2 LOL nope ..just making a statement..as you are doing the same thing

  • @frentable2 I was stating a fact about women...it doesnt mean I was bitching. Everyone esle is making their statements ..so can I

  • @frentable2 You guys need to start specifying which kind of women you're talking about. Women are half the world's population, it's specifically the annoying bitchy feminist ones that fit the profile

  • real bitches like to suck a cock ..lol suck dat big black cockbitch ..suck it dry !

  • @blastergrillmaster you lost me there buddy. What you on about?

  • "..LADY !!"

    heheeeeehhh

  • Blame the media. Bill Maher said it best, "Its easier to make women nod. Than it is to live in the dog house." Or something like that. I also agree there are amazing chicks out there, but wow there are some that give me urge to throw up.

  • This is just completely degrading...I'm just here for the 8$ beer =))) rofl

  • yes. women are encouraged by their environment..and they are soo easily persuaded by what they see on television or by their surroundings..its a shame...that most of them are like that..trust me .there would be less of a divorce rate and more loyalty among both partys if only.

  • amen, us men are fairly easy to please, and look for logical, simple things in the right mate. Women obsess over all these ideals that are unreal of whats natural and useful for a man to be. Women dont understand that chemical high is supposed to wear off and there's compromises to be made, and in my generation (the Y gen) very few women understand compromise and instead are constantly going from guy to guy seeking that chemical high. Once she has what she sought from you, shes as good as gone.

  • Women ruin fucking EVERYTHING....

  • Just kidding! You should have men only places.

  • You won't let us in the tree house? Boo hoo hoo hoo!

  • Offense can only be taken, not given.

  • i like that phrase or whatever

  • i like how everyone just knows they're right

  • "I'm just here for the 8 Dollar beers!!!" hahah

  • His crowd is whack and he's got funny material.. this crowd sucks.

  • "I'm just here for the 8 dollar beers" that's great

  • "uhh...uhh...I'm just here for the 8$ beer" he's fucking great!!

  • I liked Bill Hicks, even though I didn't really think of him as a comedian. I wasn't all that fond of George, but he did occasionally have some pretty penetrating insights (occasionally he was also borderline insane on some things). I am glad Bill Burr is not either of those guys. He just comes off as a regular guy who isn't afraid to say whatever he wants, and that makes it easier to like him and relate to the things he says.

  • As a woman I agree that we do take things a little too far sometimes.And ladys I up witha bunch of guys,trust me let them have some "Man time".They tend to be less edgy and willing to please if you let them work off the extra testosteron alone.

  • yep. let me watch football, drink beer and play some xbox in peace and i'll do pretty much anything my wife asks of me.

  • He does have a point regarding the NOW organization. For example, as some you know there thing called "Promise Keepers" where it is basically some christian thing where these men gather at stadiums and make attempts to improve themselves (well that's what they are trying to convince that) At times NOW would protest at these events claiming "a threat to women's rights"

  • Women do not snore, burp, sweat, or pass gas. Therefore, They must Bitch, or they will blow up.

  • the reason why women have smaller feet is so they can get closer to teh sink to do the washing up lol

  • LOL!

  • They don't poop either.

  • ROFL!

  • @DGTinderbox4lif3 HAHAHA! I love that, gotta remember this. :P

  • @DGTinderbox4lif3 they don't do those things ???? How naive !!!!!!

  • @DGTinderbox4lif3

    HAHA~ I laughed out loud at this.

  • yeah just leave us the fuck alone

  • Yeah. First 20 seconds or so is the best. I mean why would start a conversation or finish a conversation where you are suppose to be paying attention.

  • first 20 seconds of this n i waz already crying lmao

  • Now that George Carlin passed away, Bill Burr moved a-top the comedian world. He's a genius, and his humor and dialogue comes off to me as perfect. +1. Bill Burr's the man.

  • Yea I don't like that apologetic tone Burr has.

    But, I fuckin love him. His perspective is unique and I relate to it even more than I do with Carlin and CK.

    But, the the about his apologetic tone sometimes... I think he tries to portray everything as not a big deal.... as to where Carlin and Hicks used to show huge disgust. (Carlin still appreciated disaster though. Which is a great mind set to not giving a fuck.)

    The top skilled funny wise is Louis and the best all around is Louis though.

  • Really good points.

    I grew up hearing Carlin so he has great meaning for me. And he really addressed the BS of America and of just interacting with the world. I've seen in interviews that he understands why people thought he was angry because he was working as a performer and heightening for dramatic effect (interesting to hear a comic talk in those terms) but it came from disappointment instead of anger. And offstage he was reported to be a very nice guy.

  • Yea... it's easy to call someone a cynic when they're really an idealist.

    I think Carlin had the best perspective. He honestly enjoyed humanity's disasters.. and I think that's the key to not giving a shit about what's going on.

    I think Hicks showed more disgust cause he also saw where we were going in the next decades. Which is understandable really. For all he knew he was gonna live out these decades.

    It's really good to hear someone else support CK in this light btw. Best alive for sure

  • It's flabbergasting to me how people will judge stuff like that. Even though he says all these things everyone thinks but doesn't say, and does it with humor, it's not enough because his tone isn't asshole enough.

    Regardless of his insights, George Carlin always came off as a huge douchebag to me, and that made me care less, because he hated everything. Bill Hicks seemed like more of a politician that had missed his calling and went into comedy to work on his public speaking and improv skills.

  • no Pryor dude? come on now you can't mention all those pasty motherfuckers and forget Pryor!

  • Yea but I'd feel like an anti-profound, redundant cock if I mentioned Pryor. It's like dudes that go onto Kobe Bryant videos and try to argue that Jordan was the greatest. It's like dude... obviously. That goes without saying.

    Louis though has accomplished what no other comedian has ever accomplished. He comes out with an hour every year that ends up being arguably the best comedy set each time. He exposes the darkest truths and makes it funny and relatable in a whole new way.

  • Oh I love Louis as much as anyone, he's fucking hilarious, I just thought that pryor deserved a mention with the other greats. I hold him in the same esteem I do Carlin... well, almost.

  • seriously..cant you women just fuck off for a little?

  • Hey! Lady! There's too many channels!

  • He's a comedian that jokes about different things. This time he made a crack about women. Another time it might be about politics or religion.

    If you don't like the type of comedy he does then don't watch his clips. It's really not that hard.

  • please dont hate on the greatest comedian on the planet!!! ha

  • thank you bill burr!

  • "Can't women just fuck off for a litlle while"

    HERE! HERE!

  • wow, you sound like a lot of fun. What are you doing on the internet anyway, shouldn't you be folding laundry?

  • Why do you take this so seriously??? He is a damn comedian that makes people laugh. You are just a melodramatic victim who cries foul every time someone says something that you find offensive.Try and relax, life is to short to always be finding the bad in everything. Smile.