this is the funniest Somalian comedy video ive seen today, and the good thing about it is, its send a message to fellow somalians that tribalism black-on-black crime by robbing our own kind, is UN-Beneficial and very un-productive so yeh this video is both educational and offcourse funny, that is if you even understand my eastern-Kushitic language = Soomali
@beastfromtheh0rn Idiomatic expressions are very hard to translate. For your info, its a parody of a classical and sweet Somali song. The actor and singer, "Jayte", AHUN, tells about an encounter he had with another bandit and how he managed to escape from him. But some days later "Jayte" managed to take his vengeance on his rival.
Allaha U Naxariiso Nuur Cisman. He was a funny man so sad they had to kill him. This is a funny movie and i cant believe they're using real AK-47 almost shot that guy in the head.
tahay ayna ku xaqireen it does,t mean in ay caqli yar jihiin balse adiga ayee ku xaqireen mar bro ii raaxeeso hawiye kuuma jiido i am sorry about that
hawiye waa dadka somalida ugu xun ilahay aa ucarooday dad waxba galamsanin ay dileen culumadii wey layeen dhiig muslim ah na daadiyeen maanta waa arkaysaa dhib iyo qaxar ay ku juraan waa caro ilaahay jeer ay alle cafis way diistaan somalida kale daarood raxanweeyn iyo jareer cafis u fidiyaan dhibku wuu sii socon comedian somalidu oo dhan jeceshahay ay dileen dadkiina laayeen qaxootina nagadhigay all of the globe.Ilaahow noo hagaaji dalkeena nagadhig kuwii dalkoodii iyo diintoodii u halgama
@tuujiye1978 been ma sheegin waxa maanta ku dhacaya hawiye ilaahay aan ka magan gelnay,wixii ay geysteen iyo ka badan ayaa ku socda jahwareer,iyo ibtilo adduunyo ayaa la geliyey oon la ogeyn goorta ilaahay ka qaadi doono,somalida inteeda kale dersi ay wax ku qaataan waa la tusiyey,war waxaas ka joogaa markii la isku soo noqdo hawiye deris yaa la noqonaayo,dadka intiisa kale hal meel ay isku kuusaayaan hawiye kaligiis meel la dejinaa siligna waa lagu wareejinaa sida xayawaanka dadka cuno ya amina
@TheWaiting22 duliyahow....aduunyada inta kaaga hartay ku dhameyso neceeb qabiil iyo cuqdad..nolosha aa ku urtay.duliyahow isnacay..god inta qodatid is dil...ileen ciil iyo calool xumo kama baxeesid camal kale ma lehid aan eheen inaad qabiil 24/7 ka hadashid mooyee dameerka isku caqli tahiin..haduusan kaa caqli badneen....cudurka HIV/AIDS wax ka daran la dhaho qabiil ayaa ku haayo....waana laga gubaa qeybta qabiilka.....waa la socdaa curyaan inaa tahay lacag yar lagu siiyo homeland office
@baxuur hawiye waligeey ima warin....ee isagaa is waray horena waxaa u wari jiray daarood ismaaciil. boqortooyadii majeerteen soo garan meeysid...dabcan awoowayaashaa baa garanahaya si wanaagsan uga wardoon hadee nool yihiin.
waris hawiyo afka iyo dabada haka fulo shuuba yahay shubada dhashay xibnahaga hal hal u wasa afka kala bax naaya mesha ra, yigaga ka dhibo ama shut up whore foqol whore waxid qalxeero adiga gay ad tahay qalka gus ka galina hawiyo hadi ad afkad danbe ku so qado gay yahoy gaygu dhalay viva hawiye all haters guskeyga ka dulaan
Aragtidaafu waxaad ku dhiiban kartaa adigoo dadku hal doon ha wada saarin, qabyaaladduna adeegsanin. Tan kale Soomaali iyagaa is-dooxay oo waxba isku reebin, ha noqoto Woqooyi, Bari, Bartamaha iyo Konfuurta.
Typically, it's supposed to be art imitating life. In Mogadishu, it's the other way around. How unfortunate. If I went to Mogadishu the first thing I'd do is probably pee in my pants. lol
niin dhora aho xalay ban bursaday niin dhora aho markusu iga galay luqluq an aqon hadan markalan dible uu arkoo kuudadiyey xabad hahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
abdi1131 2 months ago
Jeyte One Of Our Best Sharactoole Ever In Somalia Allah Hakuu Naxariisto
Moralli5555 6 months ago
jayte one of the best R.I.P
darbi85 7 months ago
this is the funniest Somalian comedy video ive seen today, and the good thing about it is, its send a message to fellow somalians that tribalism black-on-black crime by robbing our own kind, is UN-Beneficial and very un-productive so yeh this video is both educational and offcourse funny, that is if you even understand my eastern-Kushitic language = Soomali
SomalianCushiticMale 8 months ago 3
nacaskaan hawiye ku haayo waa duq aa tahay dhaliyaro maba tihid qabiilka ilaah ku cadaab ma ku dhahaa waraa chill out nin yahow
xxeerex 9 months ago 2
subxaan hawiye dadkii cun dalkii cun wax deeqaaya majiraan bismilaahi ilaahow yuusan anaga noogu imaan qaaradakale
xasan210 9 months ago
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suldaanabdi 11 months ago
Please tell me what the song that he is doing the parody on. Thanks
beastfromtheh0rn 1 year ago
@beastfromtheh0rn Idiomatic expressions are very hard to translate. For your info, its a parody of a classical and sweet Somali song. The actor and singer, "Jayte", AHUN, tells about an encounter he had with another bandit and how he managed to escape from him. But some days later "Jayte" managed to take his vengeance on his rival.
XasanBurhaan 7 months ago
Halyeeeey Ayuu Ahaaa Jeyte Allaah Hakuu Naxariisto Gacan Ka Xaq Daran Baa Dishay
Moralli5555 6 months ago
Allaha U Naxariiso Nuur Cisman. He was a funny man so sad they had to kill him. This is a funny movie and i cant believe they're using real AK-47 almost shot that guy in the head.
MadhibaanMaxadBarre 1 year ago
qalxeero bro hawiye ku ma yaqaano hadii uu caqli badan yahay iyo hadii kale ba
asaga ayee anfaceesaa ha isku wareerin hadii aad minoratigii lasoo ceershay aad
tahay ayna ku xaqireen it does,t mean in ay caqli yar jihiin balse adiga ayee ku xaqireen mar bro ii raaxeeso hawiye kuuma jiido i am sorry about that
mohamed00786 1 year ago
great video thanks uploader
koodka 1 year ago
waaruntaa abgaal wuxuu dhaqdaa dameerka mar haduu dhaq dameerka
maxaa ku haray xageena sheeg anaa kuu sheegaaya waxaa xagiina
kuharay dameertii waxaad ureebatay is waydii
m1999g 1 year ago
hawiye waagob inta kalana waa maacuun
sida iidoor oodabaala iyo kuwa cuna caynta
m1999g 1 year ago
hawiye waa indhi hii soomaaliya tu saale ariyoo dhan idhahood
waa aricad sidaa daraa deed inta kalena waa ido
m1999g 1 year ago
hawiye waa dadka somalida ugu xun ilahay aa ucarooday dad waxba galamsanin ay dileen culumadii wey layeen dhiig muslim ah na daadiyeen maanta waa arkaysaa dhib iyo qaxar ay ku juraan waa caro ilaahay jeer ay alle cafis way diistaan somalida kale daarood raxanweeyn iyo jareer cafis u fidiyaan dhibku wuu sii socon comedian somalidu oo dhan jeceshahay ay dileen dadkiina laayeen qaxootina nagadhigay all of the globe.Ilaahow noo hagaaji dalkeena nagadhig kuwii dalkoodii iyo diintoodii u halgama
tuujiye1978 1 year ago
@tuujiye1978 been ma sheegin waxa maanta ku dhacaya hawiye ilaahay aan ka magan gelnay,wixii ay geysteen iyo ka badan ayaa ku socda jahwareer,iyo ibtilo adduunyo ayaa la geliyey oon la ogeyn goorta ilaahay ka qaadi doono,somalida inteeda kale dersi ay wax ku qaataan waa la tusiyey,war waxaas ka joogaa markii la isku soo noqdo hawiye deris yaa la noqonaayo,dadka intiisa kale hal meel ay isku kuusaayaan hawiye kaligiis meel la dejinaa siligna waa lagu wareejinaa sida xayawaanka dadka cuno ya amina
TheWaiting22 1 year ago
@TheWaiting22 duliyahow....aduunyada inta kaaga hartay ku dhameyso neceeb qabiil iyo cuqdad..nolosha aa ku urtay.duliyahow isnacay..god inta qodatid is dil...ileen ciil iyo calool xumo kama baxeesid camal kale ma lehid aan eheen inaad qabiil 24/7 ka hadashid mooyee dameerka isku caqli tahiin..haduusan kaa caqli badneen....cudurka HIV/AIDS wax ka daran la dhaho qabiil ayaa ku haayo....waana laga gubaa qeybta qabiilka.....waa la socdaa curyaan inaa tahay lacag yar lagu siiyo homeland office
MrXXKINGXX7 1 year ago
@MrXXKINGXX7 ilaa iyo hadda cabaad baad joogtaa ilaa aad ka xaarto ku dhaafimaayo adiga oo kale oo baac ah,dabaal,nacas,doqon,zaange ah,duufle,carabka la,casharo badan baad u baahan tahay iyo dhaqan toosin.markii hore waad carartay qolbaad isku xirtay yaa kaso saaray sow dharbaaxadeyda ma ahan wax badan hingo iyo hinraango waad ku waalan afsomaligaaga ayaan arkaa qashiin inaad tahay hadal jileeca sida dumarka jooji ama gondaha i qabso isku kalibaro ma nihin
TheWaiting22 1 year ago
@TheWaiting22 abaayo macaan...waan ogahay inaa i jeceshahay,..waxaase la yaabay intay kugu qaadatay inaa kasoo jawaabtid...ilaa muslin aan ka dhigo oo qabiilka aa joojisid..cubeedkeega aan kugu karbashaa..laxyahee..qabiil ku walaatay oday inaa tahay zac zac ah..bax magacaga google garee waxaa kasoo baxayo hawiye neceeb lafaha kaa galay..nin youtube qabiil ku calaacala waa qof liita somalidii manta qabiil waa ka tagtay adiga iyo wax ka liita ayaa qabiil dabasocda..
MrXXKINGXX7 1 year ago
abgaal dameeraleey iyo tuugadii iyo kabacaseeyaashii habargidir baa dalki baabi'iyey. Bal eeg xamar sida maanta u taal, waxaad mooddaa duur xayawaan ku nool yahay. hawiye in la xukumo maahanee xukun iyo dowladnimo garan mahayo.
qalxeero 1 year ago
ilaaaaahow somali nabad kayeel kana saar qabiilka
jacayl14 1 year ago
stop talking please ku lahaa caadi ma aha kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
wiilwaal155 1 year ago
ala ha u naxariisto jeyte
tan kale qalxeero hawiye ma hada ka hor beey ku wareen miyaa waaba iloobi
weysay soom maaha loooooool
baxuur 1 year ago
@baxuur hawiye waligeey ima warin....ee isagaa is waray horena waxaa u wari jiray daarood ismaaciil. boqortooyadii majeerteen soo garan meeysid...dabcan awoowayaashaa baa garanahaya si wanaagsan uga wardoon hadee nool yihiin.
qalxeero 1 year ago
UUUUUUUUFFFF Fuck Hawiye Animals They Killed Nuur Cisman Jeyte !!!
Hawiye Only Fink Abt How I Can KiLL Dis Dude .. Hawye Animals Haiwye Dugaag Hawiye Dameero!!! Dameer Dhaqato Maxa Lagala Hadlaya Stupid Moron Ppl !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waris99SideKick 1 year ago
waris hawiyo afka iyo dabada haka fulo shuuba yahay shubada dhashay xibnahaga hal hal u wasa afka kala bax naaya mesha ra, yigaga ka dhibo ama shut up whore foqol whore waxid qalxeero adiga gay ad tahay qalka gus ka galina hawiyo hadi ad afkad danbe ku so qado gay yahoy gaygu dhalay viva hawiye all haters guskeyga ka dulaan
Akki114 1 year ago
@Waris99SideKick why the fuck would they kill him if he was also hawiye saruur.
pitchblast300 2 weeks ago
qalxeero dameer yahow hawiye afka kala bax waxaa waa ruwaayad naca syahow cuqtada qaba jaahil fooqal jaahil yahow hawiye kulahaa waraa naga ilaasho aba a
xxeerex 1 year ago
@xxeerex ruwaayadu waxay ka turjumaysaa xaaalda dadka soo maha soomaliduna maxay u caytantaa marka runta loo sheego.
hilibruuge 1 year ago
somaliyeey vidoga edeb udawada qabyalada ad meelwalba latagan tihiin iyo aflagadada daaya ilah kaxishooda afkiinana edebuyeela to qofka qoray commentigan MAHADSANID
nemo4755 1 year ago
xasan burhaan saaxiib ninkan jeyte illaahay haw naxariistee wuxuu ahaa majaajilayste weyn inkastoo aanan anigu intuu noolaa aqoon u lahayn hadana halkan waxaan ka daaweyday dhawr majaajilo oo la yaab ah wuxuu maqaam la fadhiisinayaa boon xirsi cabdi haybe iyo meecaad miigane markaa hadaad majaajilo oo uu leeyahay hayso ku tuur saaxiib
4471897 1 year ago
naagta caadi maha waxeey dhahday xaa God God ah
MrAbdulkhadir 1 year ago
Sidaan ayaa reerxamarta loo dhici jiray. Dharka ayaa laga furan jiray, saacada iyo kabaha ayaa laga furan jiray.
Sidaan arkeysaan waa wax run u dhacay.
shinasu1 1 year ago
is nice comedy,kkkkkkkkkk very funny no qabiil
somaliland2dalkeyga 1 year ago
Somalian Comedy and Somalian Comedians.. i love it.. keep posting more videos...
CushiticSomalianMale 2 years ago 4
somaliyeey nabadu waa dahab
caaimaadkana kasii daran
labadan isdabayaal midana maynan danayn
taas waxka sii daran qarankeeni burburiyo qaabdaro ina haysata
gobonimadu waa qaran qaxootinimado waa qaabdaro aan qalbigayga galayn indina halkaa naad qabiil qururuxinaysan
qalbi adkaa ma qaxootinimada ka keentay mise anigaa is indha tirayo away qarankeeni iyo qosaysaskii is qadarin jiray.
ninkii damiirleh wuu dareemayaa hw am feelin right now!
sweatyee 2 years ago
wakaa caqli hawiye. aqoontoodi iyo meheradoodi waxu ku ururay qorigaas aad u jeedaan. nabad iyo dowladnimo laga sugi mayo.
qalxeero 2 years ago
Aragtidaafu waxaad ku dhiiban kartaa adigoo dadku hal doon ha wada saarin, qabyaaladduna adeegsanin. Tan kale Soomaali iyagaa is-dooxay oo waxba isku reebin, ha noqoto Woqooyi, Bari, Bartamaha iyo Konfuurta.
XasanBurhaan 2 years ago
qalxeero..
badoow adiga oo kale ah somalia soo qaribay qabiil iyo caqli xoola nimo aa isku darsatay..
ciltire05 8 months ago
qalxeero..
badoow adiga oo kale ah somalia soo qaribay qabiil iyo caqli xoola nimo aa isku darsatay..
ciltire05 8 months ago
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qalxeero..
badoow adiga oo kale ah somalia soo qaribay qabiil iyo caqli xoola nimo aa isku darsatay..
ciltire05 8 months ago
qalxeero..
badoow adiga oo kale ah somalia soo qaribay qabiil iyo caqli xoola nimo aa isku darsatay..
ciltire05 8 months ago
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qalxeero..
badoow adiga oo kale ah somalia soo qaribay qabiil iyo caqli xoola nimo aa isku darsatay..
ciltire05 8 months ago
hooyada sida loo wasanah waan naqaan aight
axmedk4 2 years ago
@axmedk4 habargidir miyaa tahay? iyadaa hooyo wasitaan iyo wax daran sheega. war ma iljeex baa tahay?
qalxeero 1 year ago
war midkaan naacuudkaa oo qabyaaladdu ay qaab darrada ugashay muxuu ahaa?
Qaarleex miyaa ladhahaa reer baadiye bullshit dnt talk abt clan u mota fcker
cibaar10 1 year ago
@qalxeero sxb iyadaaba fariin siddaa riwaayadda maxaa kugu qasbooya inaad cid u nisbeeso waayo somalia meel kasta isbaaro waa taaley
jamaal2071 1 year ago
@qalxeero shut the fuck up, qabil weli qalbiga miyu kagajidhaa???????????????? adiga xaad tahay DAROOD XUN AYAD TAHAY, FIDNADA SOMAALIYA ADINKA AYA BILAABAY
sujman2009 1 year ago
@qalxeero waryaa dhaadhaan orod is daweey, cudur baad qobtaaye,
weli maku fikirtay dadka aad arkeesid iney yihiin fanaaniin wax jilaaya, mise waxaad ku jirtaa cayayaanada ku wareera, runta iyo been hawaaska?
ilaah haku caafiyo waad dhiban tahee
bersanji 1 year ago
@bersanji hawiye waa iska xayawaan raba kaliya inuu wax alla iyo waxii indhihiisa qabtaan inuu calaliyo ileen caqli laga sugi mahayee.
qalxeero 1 year ago
@qalxeero isku xishood xayawaanyahow wali waxaad wadaa qabiil, cuqdad iyo qashinkii laga soo tagay...go and read books doqonyoho!
suchw 1 year ago
actors kan filimka digaya ma awoodi karaan in AK been been ah isticmaalan. Waxaay dul mariyeen xabad real ah ninkay qabsadeen.
MrPunisher1983 2 years ago
Allaha kuu naxariiso NUUR CISMAN JEYTE
skyparticle 2 years ago 5
mar hadaad qorigaan haysatid adaa gar leh. lol. waa wax jiro hada
cabdull 2 years ago
cabdull waxa sheegisa 'law of the jungle'
and yep waa wax jira just look at fucking usa and the way they behave supporting israel.
MrPunisher1983 2 years ago
haye, iska nefsada
reersomaliland 2 years ago
xasan burhaan waa ku mahadsantahay bro riwaayadaan waxbadan ayaa raadinaaey
abdikani08 2 years ago
Typically, it's supposed to be art imitating life. In Mogadishu, it's the other way around. How unfortunate. If I went to Mogadishu the first thing I'd do is probably pee in my pants. lol
ogaal83 2 years ago
ILKACASE alaha daayo lakiin malaheli donaa alaha unaxaristee ninka aan aragiisa ku qoslijiray ookale alaha unaxaristee NUUR CISMAAN JEYTE:..
muufo80 2 years ago
the is a reall gun shoot, almost hit him in the head. omg, think they are both dead by now their own weapons.
God help us
oamaer 2 years ago
walee waa run
snmherokoodbur 2 years ago