Peep Show - Mark and Jez's Phone Messages

[darkamotions66]

It was Mark's Blackberry that got stolen : / not a Nokia lol

[olliemad]

wow this is brilliant, how have i never seen this. series 3 extras ?

[ThePurpleMangos]

You do know every phone has a tracking devise in it so you can call the cops and they will track your phone and come to that person's house. So you can call your phone and say oh hi you stole my phone. I hope you like it because the cops are coming to get it back right now.

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

"The weak eat... the... strong?"

Haha!

[olofus]

haha nothing sad.. muggers, eat shit!

[freddy2fan]

In the early stages...

[AAMLfan]

You know what's the hilarious thing about this? The fact that the guy listens to all the messages instead of just hanging up when he sees Mark's face. :P

[ikkuj]

the hilarious thing is how much of a loser the thief is. sitting by himself drinking a lager. sitting by himself eating crisps. sitting by himself smoking a fag. playing football by himself. its sad

[XiaoPow]

You're sad, if you think someone's a loser soon as they're not in the company of others. Though this mugger's a complete wanker your attitude is just ridiculous.

[ikkuj]

hahaha, defensive much?

[XiaoPow]

yes, you hart mi feelingz.

[DreamerKay]

Well, XiaoPow does have a point. Muggers are losers, but loners are just introverted, and contrary to popular belief, there's nothing wrong with the latter.

[AAMLfan]

I don't think anyone would like to be told they need mentoring/counselling. :P

Love how Mark wants to try and convert them and send them on the right path...uni, british museum and all. :D

And the last bit with the voice. Why, Mark, why?? LOL

[Rwag69]

hahahaha ye, the last bit was pretty rediculous

[mjhjunior]

Peep Show is the greatest & this is excellent. He's a pee-do... I am not a pee-do

[Avtkai]

How come I haven't seen this vid? I thought I saw the first season...

[markdr123]

It's a DVD extra.

[Avtkai]

That it explains it! Thank you for telling me.

[MaZZaFaKKaH]

3.26: that was super hans

[ardiar2011]

Yeah, no, no we ARE different, that's clear. But, er, maybe we could have a Christmas Truce in the class war.

[AbiH31]

Hahah! Thanks for posting!

[PrincessGarnet85]

ohhh i've never seen this before :D

[Geraldon1]

lol the yardies. why is it always the yardies jez

[mmmmathe]

mon the peep show series 6

[WKaliber1]

i would line up chavs against walls and shoot them in the heads

[limeclementine]

You might mug me a little bit but you'll grow out of it. LOL!

[LucyferBurton]

i love david mitchell

[ElijahsImpact]

That's the Gosepl!

[diuytre]

99% of chas are dickheads

[greenday21]

99% of PEOPLE are dickheads

[flamingzeros1337]

not really its chavs who mug people on the hole

[greenday21]

i think its more london gang wannabe turds

[flamingzeros1337]

nope it's chavs mate that said i'm friends with some of them there are the odd few safe ones.

[andydoch94]

2:40-2:47 well class

[andydoch94]

yeah or well cum round n fuck u up u arse breezing shit munchers!!

[CHRISO7654]

fukin funny

white man wiv an air pistol lol

[WowAQDF]

mmm Not all chavs are complete wankers some of them are well alright about 20% are well alright =)and 80% are cunts

[UKGangstas]

no no, 100% of them are complete wankers

[TheGriffin1988]

that was so funny oh by the way the scum known as chav had different names for different regions. CHAV stands for Concil houses and violence

[leonwelchthesex]

fuck off chavs

[xptos1]

"the weak eat the strong.." LOL

[GreasyMess]

all chavs arnt bellends, but most bellends tend to be chavs

[HitmanKno]

I fucking hate chavs

[hipnipslamblegs]

C.H.A.V. its one off them acronym things means council house estate violence. just they cant spell very well getting there e's and a's all messed up and that.

[vrealrad]

lame

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

LOL Chavs are c*%ts cizzydo.

[reappears]

wow this dragged on just little bit i think.

(didnt mean to offend the die-hard peep show fans there ..)

[pax171]

I cant realy spot a chav, im scared!,

[jamessymonds1989]

dont you just hate fucking chavs!!!!!! why do they get away with everything!! peep show make the most of it though :D

[KiwiAndLime]

THANK YOU SOMEONE ELSE WHO HATES CHAVS, YOU SHOULD SEE IN THE SCHOOLS ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKING CHAVS !! Apart from me I'm the non-chav pupil YAY !!

[cizzydo]

OMG WTF!??! U guyz h8 chavs 2? Wow, I fort I woz the only 1!!!

Not really, you're both idiots, stop perpetuating the medias negative stereotypes of the working class. Chav is a derogatory term used by the middle classes to vilify and criminalise the lower classes. It's damnright offensive, and anyone that uses it is a bigot.

[uberspoonage]

well YEH okay but... stereotypes happen for a reason? and there are a lot of scumbags who deserve that label tbh. chav isnt a working class citizen, it's somebody MUCH lower in the british sociological hierarchy. honestly. they're just so annoying. god. HAHA

[monseurkez]

Alright mate, well when you're walking down the street and someone in a tracksuit shouts at you n starts bowling after you, proceeding to call his mates n kicking you in with football boots (+ Studs), then you come back and see if your opinion on them changes.

[irwinfawn]

Not all lower class are bad obviously but chavs exist, they ruin peoples lives and they are a problem.

[ledgeja05]

cizzydo, a working class person and a chav are two completely different people. The "working class" is the name given to a class of society in our country.

"Chav" is the name given to the scum that ruin that society.

[davesmith7891]

Cizzydo reminds of the people of San Francisco as they were depicted in South Park. "We're a little bit ahead of the curve?"

I got called a fucking queer by a white-van chav today. If he'd care to check the contents of my hard drive, he'd see that's a blatant untruth.

[Restayvien]

Haha it's called projecting

[davesmith7891]

Ah, I see. If I'd known that, I'd have shouted "No, you're the queer. Come on, admit it. It's okay - people are cool with it now."

[eastofski789]

Nah mate, the term 'chav' isnt a blanket term to describe the complete lower classes. Nobody uses it to describe honest, grafting members of the working class.

A bit ironic that you're trying to defend chavs as 'working class' when half the time, that cheap cider and those tracksuit bottoms you see round any U.K town were bought with taxpayer's money, rather than 'work' of any description.

[elnitro1337]

IM A CHAV SO FUCK YOU ALL

[ledgeja05]

I'm a chav and so's my wife!

[jimboshizz]

/sister?

[IndieJohno]

hahaha is this an extra, i never seen this but it is soooooooooooo fucking hilarious! lol Triads lmao! hahahaha "cock munching shit tizzlers!" hahahahahaha Love You Jez!

[drantb]

cock munching shit twiddlers

[jawswithpaws]

A white man who has access to an air pistol and doesn't give a shit anymore

[headhead9]

best show on ta telly

[ellabridgie]

got to love mark, i cant decide if i want to hug him, or punch him in the face lol x

[curtisle]

Thank you!! I've never see it before and I have all the DVDs.

hehe..Mark's lady voice at the end of the clip =D

[theno1Panda]

i bet you cant even get ur foot on the property ladder

[derangedband]

this is fantastic! :D

hahaha! i love this!

hmm--he shows his face so many times--surely after that, he would have instantly reconised him at the cinemas! hahaha!

hahahahaha! brilliant! this is one of the best modern comedies! :D

IM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!

[kingrowan2nd]

this is funy lolz i havnt seen it before but i have seen most episodes ? any help plz

[electroforpresident]

yeah this is on the extras, well not on the extras as such, kinda just an extra bit listed under the scene index on this episode on the dvd

does that make sense?

ok fuck off

goood bye lol

[deloford]

I could mentor you..

hahahahaha

[klaos9999]

never seen this before! awesome, is it on the extras or something

[LittleNerd]

Oh my god! This is brilliant! hahaha. So funny!! Fanbloomin'tastic :D So many laugh out loud moments and the ending ahaha!! Dear me! Amazing.

[chugg11]

YOU COCK MUNCHING SHIT TWIDDLERS!!

ha!ha!ha!

gotta love em

:P

[thebigman16]

ok fuck off goodbye ......thats a classic

[manueldaman]

This is hilarious!

[fahimshariff11]

lol!

[laurindax]

Aha! "the weak eat the strong!"

[jackalomoss]

I've seen the mugger episode and I don't remember this...

[ledgeja05]

(see below!)

[jackalomoss]

Erm there's nothing below.

[ledgeja05]

Its on the Series 1 dvd below the scene selection for episode one.

[YourMotherSaysNo]

haha the first video one was really funny! peep show is the best thing on tv!!!

x

[alexgmcm]

Hahaha Peep Show is the best programme, ever. I hope it has like 12 series.. they should put it on earlier though so it gets higher viewing figures.

[chrispoll01]

Ive never seen this before, and i cant remember this being on the extras. Is this like a hidden easter egg?

[ledgeja05]

You'll find it below the scene selection for episode 1

[headhead9]

oooook fuck oofff ggggood byye

[Zjwrsa]

"cock munching shit twiddlers" LOL

[koopa1210]

peep show was the funniest thing on tv. hope its back soon

[srtjx]

Okay FUCK OFF Goodbye.

[88carlos88]

The actual mugger looked like a Rat!!! Only croydon could SPAWN the best comedy in the world.....

[headhead9]

lol the end bit

call me plese .....u shudent off said that

[billysharp15]

i cant remember this bit

[sunz600]

peep show rulez!

[baattenburg]

i love the look on jez's face when he first gets angry with them on video call. its great haha

[AcridPeter]

Absolutely brilliant!!!!

[io504]

we're after u. u fucking pricks!

[Bluetonic18]

"Those are the parties I go to. Mad parties. With the triads dancing. With knives. As the yardies shoot at them."

Hahaha, ace.

[sonakoya2001]

great stuff...

[LEEJAY888]

Total genius!

[harry2pelle]

love the bit when he says im a person with a air pistol who doesnt care anymore

[sympathydevil]

Ah, alright, cheers.

[sympathydevil]

Don't remember this episode.

[ledgeja05]

It's an extra on the Series 3 DVD.