Whales

[sexilexi06SQAIDS]

NUKE THE WHALES!!!!!!!!

[RuRak76]

dont be hatin on the whales we have japanese people for that

[ArtFReaK94xx]

what about seals? :] those things are awesome

[theduce8]

We should all FUS DO RAH the whales

[xXMoniMayhemXx]

thought Canadians where suppose to like whales........ lol

[maestroAlucard]

Muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo­ooomaaaaaaaaaa dory the fish from finding nemo

[mariahleona]

press 4 repeatedly!! (:

[MegMcGTV]

@mariahleona Press 6 for eh's

[Sexilexisweetypie010]

HEY HEY HET HEY HEY HEY DOLPHINS ARE AWESOME

[JustJaida]

Lol I know this video is old, but this is one of my favorite videos of yours. That dolphin part gets me every time. Haha

[Telamon8]

@MattG124

The only useful thing whales do is eat fish which balances the oceans' ecosystems.

[StfuWanka]

Nuke the whales! :D

[speedemon574]

that picture gave nightmares

[iamcannibal18]

... whilst watching this a whale watching commercial came onto my tv screen.. xD

[SikeTheSky]

whoah i wish i could speak whale!

[poochyenawolfy]

WAITWAITEVERYBODYWAITIWASN'TDO­NEYET. 1. killer whales....they're really not gentle giants, in fact they're worthy of their name. 2. Beached whales can't get back to the ocean because they can't move because of their blubber and they go up above water to breathe, not show off, they have lungs, not gills. 3. Idk how smart whales are, but dolphins are rly smart, their smarter than dogs and some primates......okay imma done now :B

[poochyenawolfy]

I actually think they're awesome, because they're all....gigantic...and humongous...and gihumongous.....my point is they're really huge and make loud noises that are like supersonic roars :D and they burst out of the water at random moments and make huge waves.....it's rly awesome to think about ^^

[ThatOneGuyDino]

This should make you feel better, beached whales carcasses fill up with Carbon Dioxide all day so that when the body is touched to much, it fucking explodes.

[XxRommonaXx]

Whales used ta have leg's (thats all i know, now i dislike whales to)

[geeghoul]

Yeah I don't like whales XD

[MismatchedConverse]

I love whales! D:

[CeejaIsADinosawr]

Ive seen 6 dead whales>.< Its disgusting o_O

[JulieNicoleSays]

i learned that dumb whales know when they are gonna die, cause they are dumb, and go to this dumb magical place where they all die together. im NOT kidding. -_- gross, right?

[BreezIsMe]

PRESS 4 OVER AND OVER!!! XD

[funhouse1997]

you must of hated free willy

[9Txsy82G]

The whales r having an orgie

(the picture where they r all together n have horns.)

[Tiffacheez]

dead whales get eaten by fish, sharks, other whales, etc.

[oJUDAYALo]

omg you're right. i never thought of where dead whales go

[Instrumental1st]

If I had to choose to be in a tank with a whale or a tank with a shark I would choose the shark...

Whales freak me out so bad...

Watching a whale documentary is like watching a horror movie for me...

I know EXACTLY what you are talking about Matt

[ADTRsavesme]

if i hear you say out again im gonna die cause your accent is extremely adorable

[hope4me100]

hahahahahahaha



[aerofreak44]

You will never encounter a whale unless you are deep sea diving. like in the middle of the ocean. in a really deep part. and they control the amount of bacteria in the ocean. they dont eat large fish, they eat krill.

[samittany123]

The "whales with horns" are Narwhals there underwater unicorns.!!!!!!!!(:

[Trampoline131]

Dead whales. Such a good point!!

[lunagirl52]

I <3 whales!

[Dinozilla626]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? WHALES ARE AMAZING! THERE BEUTIFUL AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY OPINION. Now i understand the opinions of people "dislikeing" whales and thats fine. But wanting to kill them? COME ON! They are an endangered species so we should protect them! NOT KILL THEM! GOOD LORD!

[ChozoSpacePanda]

@Dinozilla626 It was a joke.....

[Dinozilla626]

@ChozoSpacePanda Which one? The thing about killing whales or the video?

[ChozoSpacePanda]

@Dinozilla626 I was talking about the video <3



[Dinozilla626]

@ChozoSpacePanda Oh. Just to ask, how do u know that? No offence.

[SweetRandom123]

Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean. Causing a commotion. Cause they are so awesome.

[babyxbluexbubblez]

all whales need to die.

[gothgirl4813]

actually When whales notice another whale is beached they try to get it back in the water. Nice noises though! Your pretty good at that.

[micNhav]

They're narwhal, matt.

[micNhav]

There narwhal, matt.

[BindiBoo01]

Your whale and dolphin noises were great. I almost died laughing. And Narwales are pretty amazing... They are pretty much the result of a whatever, and a unicorn having sex. :

[ItSeMiLyBatCh]

Oh my god. I almost pee'd myself when he made the dolphin noises..

[MashBananaPirate]

Thank god, Whales scare the shit out of me

[JustJaida]

2:51 best part. lol

[homopathetic666]

You can blow on me anytime <33

[zyx1237]

there narwhals

[pladandstripes]

the reduce the chance of increase of population in celp. without whales there would be thousands of crazy celp species in every body of water!

[hman659]

fuck you

[AwesomeCherryKidz]

not a big fan of whales either...but narwhals are pretty kool it's like the fish version of a unicorn

[GiGLES33344]

"What are they doing? why do they have horns? What does a whale need a horn for?"

-my exact thoughts

[mkoerss]

I have a genuine phobia of whales. In Ottawa there is a theatre with large whales dangling from the ceiling, I had to run to the bathroom and use another exit.

Think about this: the average room you are in is about the size of a whale. Or smaller. nasty beasts.

[bluejable]

you realy hate whales to make a like 6 minute video about why u hate WHALES!!!!

[3oh3PwnsYourPants]

my cousin made me go whale watching with her and there was a dead whale just floating there...everyone on the boat r like "oh poor whale" some ppl were crying (?) and ppl were gasping but i was laghing because it was on its back and u could see its penis...haha penis xD

[tiaT80HD]

NARWHALS!!

[Kaylahstfulaquay]

FREEEEEEE WILLY :D

[Kaylahstfulaquay]

i like whales :D

[skrapFA]

wat stupid retared animal gets cuaght in 1 of those

[skrapFA]

93 people missed the like button

[StrawberryM00finz]

I agree with everything!

Except about the dolphins.

They are smarter than whales. (:

[kkooccooww]

hello dear,

i would like to say that i used a lot of your references to whales in a speech in my english class.

i would also like to say i got one of the best grades in the class.

[kabuto600]

I really hope your not trying to be funny ... cause god knows your not

[hman659]

@kabuto600 god says shut the fuck up and agree with matt

[regidor1hender]

whales are the worst creature in the world. they should all die on the bottom of the sea.

[theheidibrooks]

Oh god. I can imagine you in bed :|

[13TroubleAnnie13]

I saw somebody with a 'Save the Whales' t-shirt.

.....I told them to find another hobby.

[Xo0boy]

canadian?

[skelachibi]

lmao! xD

Whales are pwetty!!!!! :3

And killer whale uh....Free wheely!!!!! No! Wait Shamu from sea world xD

And i do like Whale they are freaking awesome! =P

[ItsKelsbot]

1:18 i belive those are called narwhales... and they are epic creatures...

[chickayah17]

MASSIVE ORGY!!! with our horns xD

[judiesedano]

God made them not just some random person.... How kan u hate something God made. ?

[WTFitsvanessa]

whales are terrible. not beautiful or majestic. e_e

[erinwashere1235]

I wanna be the 999th like!!!

[Shazaamtothemax]

They freakin disintegrate you nerd. kayyy baiiiii

[xPinkFrostedDonut]

Wait. You don't like whales, but you have collection of pictures of whales. Why?

[DevonMonkey2493]

u should watch whalewars

[LizzardBrain97]

NARWHAL = EPIC. All I have to say.

[KissesOfHearts]

u should go to die

[soniclover8888]

whales suck sharks aer awsome

[hanahbbycks]

NUKE THE WHALES!

[ChirigamiMae]

whales get beached when they get caught in the current and dragged to the sand...

it's kind of sad really...

but this video still made me laugh :3

[jazzd49]

funny videos !! :P

suscribe!

jazzd49

[Buddysaur]

Pfft.

The ironic thing is that there IS a documentary on Discovery Channel that find a dead whale at the bottom of the ocean.

But yeah, totally agree with you on that. I hate their dumb teeth bristle things. ):<

[xXSteph11Xx]

i actuallly started to cry of laughter!xD

[KelseighKaboom]

narwhals. <3

[HaliandKiki]

whale with horns aren't whales, there narwhals and narwhals are bad ass!!!

[MRSWAGGER2012]

eat me alive how fast or SLOW:)

[MrEmokid354]

yes i aksi read national grephic but for the boobies

[zkinggz]

dead in china. and in the food that is said to be not whale

[Andrea9514]

The water that comes out of a whales blow whole is actually FULL of bacteria. My friends cousin got some in her eye when she was at Sea World and it gave her such a bad infection she had to get an eye transplant! I'm not even kidding!

[MegaLolpoop]

well they did have one show with like 1 minute of a whale at the bottom of the ocean

[raptorinator]

the narwhal horn is actually a tooth.

[Plutopancakes]

NO NO NO.

matt those "whales" with horns arnt whales.

there narwhals. narwhals are amazing.there the unicorn of the sea:)

and i dont like whales eaither but i loveee narwhals

[Nick4563880]

Whales may be pointless to an extent I guess but I garuntee you humans are a million times more pointless

[TheBackOffNetwork]

Whales with horns are narwals and i love narwals

[SmashSister425]

i see where your coming from, but there are some things you can actually thank whales for. we woulnt have sea world if it werent for shamu, i guess :D

[sage817]

@SmashSister425 yeah but shamu killed people like the employees at seaworld ha lol

[SaRawRin]

Narwhals ftw.

[enjoiskate22]

haha 2:48

[phoenixhart17]

The killer whale us not a gentle giant. It has attacked humans before. It eats seals and other animals.

[SmashSister425]

@phoenixhart17 thats true the killer whale is at the top of the underwater food chain, it even eats sharks O_O

DONT MESS WITH SHAMU!!!!! D:

[GEORGIEP00]

First of all, time for me to be a smartass.

Second, whales are mammals, not fish.

Third, thats actually what happens, they sink to the bottom of the ocean, where crabs and other bottom-of-the-ocean creatures eat them. Whale gets devoured and dissapears.

[HiImJennaMarie]

NARWALES!!!

[lennyspizza]

your good at making noises with your mouth

[T3chnoTaco]

@lennyspizza Thats What She Said. :D

[Megan433539]

I've always wondered the same thing about dead whales.

[krazehkatz]

lawlz... at least you didn't have to watch Whale porn in science class ~o~ they were making WHALE NOISES O_o it sounded like it was dieing or something >___< i wanted to shoot myself ~o~

[TheTaintedDeath]

Three reasons whales are cool:

one) You can live inside of them! Dude, remember didn't jesus live in one of them or something? are you telling me you don't want to live in a huge fish? lol

two) You can eat them... its just illegal

three) they control the krill population and a beached whale isn';t really funny/ what if u were a very large, armless and legless mound of fat that is stuck and slowly sufficating and boiling in the heat?

P.S.

You got stuck in the pop-thingy, sherlock XD

[chickchickboom626]

lol

[ktlayt1]

if we didn't have whales then the japenese would starve. whales scare the crap out of me too o.o

[RawrraSaurusRexx]

LOL those are narwhals. :D

[jonascraze1234]

loving the whale noises :P

[cdnstudman]

i fucking hate whales, i want to blow them all up, and make lipstick out of them. ahhh, fuck them fat fucks, kill them all

[ompalompa1112]

@cdnstudman are you one made chinese?

[GoldenEggProductions]

but dolphins are the porpoise of life.

[Kylanathecute]

I actually feel that way about giraffes. I think they're just as pointless and dumb. <.<;; I mean, have you seen a giraffe give birth? It's standing up while it does it! And the baby drops like 6 feet coming out of the womb. How brutal can you be for a mother?! XD

[khk96]

aww i love narwhals!!! but i also love mattg!!! :D

[Canogirl05]

2:46

ok.. what type of stupid human being throws away their trash in the ocean? huh? If we're so smart... then why cant we walk.. oh what? 20 paces.. to a trash can? huh? and not even walk! these days we drive every where! whats so hard about that? huh? what are you handicapped? huh? ignorance is not really a disability...

[KaruraLovesSasuke]

i hate anteaters..wtf the name is so kindergarten.!

[nintendolovee]

thank you Matt G.

I'm not alone in this world of whale hating.

I think I'll keep you around for a while Matt.

[cancerbatsfan12]

LMAO :

"BEACHED Whale."

[PyroSpartanM98]

I never really thought about it

[LizzardBrain97]

Lol besides being ugly

[Pingoo124]

whales don't eat fish so they couldn't mistake you for one and eat you. does that make you like whales now?

[rhylovesjb]

I absolutely HATE whales!!! They are retarded, and one just killed a lady at seaworld last week. And that same whale has killed other people before too!

[Canogirl05]

@rhylovesjb

well maybe if they had set it free the first time this wouldn't be happening.. HEY! HERE'S A BETTER IDEA! SET THEM ALL FREE! STOP IMPRISONING AMINALS..

[rhylovesjb]

@Canogirl05 Hey princess, shut up, everyone has an opinion in this case yours is wrong though.

[Canogirl05]

@rhylovesjb

*looks at watch* huh.. i didn't know pre school let out so early now a days.. well... Hun... ( hope you don't midn I call you that) But... well... I didn't know you were the owner of what people can post on youtube... But hey.. your a retard ... I personally think you have nothing to do, but go around and talk sh8t bout other ppl's opinions... hey.. how bout you go get a boyfrend.. ok go get some... & if u to damn ugly to get a gurl frend.. t

then.. thats why u have two hands :D

[rhylovesjb]

And I stil feel the need to throw up just thinking about you and what an idiot you are. My opinions are great, and you know it, you just get jealous and you have nothing better to do then fight!

[Canogirl05]

hahaha... you know.. its sad that i must agree with you... what an idiot i am.. here i sit.. waste my tym.. arguing with an other idiot... who thinks that he is king of the world... huh.. wow... you know.. i think you're right.. how much more can i embarass myself..? I can only lead the horse (in your case an a**) but i cant force him to drink, right? but.. b4 i let u go on w/ ur useless life.. Do you know how stupid you sound? looks likeyour getting emotional.... but thnx.. you wasted ma tym :)

[rhylovesjb]

@Canogirl05 I will waste your time anytime hobo!

[Canogirl05]

@rhylovesjb

hahaha.. wow.. so.. its over... i won already.. well.. ur were no fun... but.. i have 30 seconds to spare for your so u can be id... so.. go on...

[MyJustin55]

Fuck u

[THESCREWStONCHiCK]

OMG! i never thout of tht~~were are the dead wales??!

[mad4rockgirl]

dude..... something dead doesn't suffer ... lolz xD

[peanutbuttervampire]

all the dead whales are suffering in Taiji :( watch the movie the cove plz and see why whales and dolphins are impotent PLZ WATCH IT I'M BEGGING YOU =*(

[PyroSpartanM98]

Why did god create whales? whaT purpose do they serve? WTF?!?!?!

[jessIbb4]

I think that the dead whales that don't get beached and blown up get eaten by sharks or something.

[WildDevices]

Killer whales are gentle giants??? Try telling that to a seal or a penguin! :[ Not gentle.

[MapleChickenWafflex]

you look so much liek jake here

[meatismurder60469]

whales don't eat fish. They eat plankton.

[brownie95844]

I would disagree about dolphins, scientists have done tests and have found that they are pretty intelligent. And they fight sharks! XD But whales are kind of useless, they may regulate the krill population but otherwise... IDK. They don't bother me so I can't say anything bad about them. :)

[fersure6181]

those were some pretty sexual sounding dolphin noises lmfao

[toashadowed134]

they have horns so they can get horny XD

[FunnyMonkey205]

whales are pretty creepy....0-0

[DisfunctionalRiot]

ugh whales......

[Susiex]

@RiahxxWhispers

i agree... he's soooo hot.

[Susiex]

this is probably my favorite video i've ever seen. it's so funny. holy crap.

[RiahxxWhispers]

Dude, you're hot as hell. And funny as fuck:) Hahahaha XD

[Sonllygoster]

You should do stand up.

[hotbebe231]

@Sonllygoster

i agree

[vinnydougherty]

they made a movie about a whale... i guess thats kind of cool? haha

[themahoneymonster]

reason why whales aren't completely useless: they regulate the krill population that would otherwise be bothersome to fish.

[sk8erman7887]

nobody likes whales

[samanthaFIREENGINE]

i thought i was the only one who was scared of the narwhal lol (whale with a scary ass horn on the front end of their face!)

[sk8erman7887]

dude i saw one once and i almost pissed my pants so you are not the only one lol

[PeaceLoveAndText]

ohmygosh he looks so different now in his new vids.

[kieranlabbe97]

dude your a PIMP

[bellanjess]

Ummm...weren't whales the first mammals on earth?

[xoRowie]

Well, sure, whales are useless.

But people are pretty much useless too. ;DWe only try to benefit other humans.

There's probably a whale somewhere right now saying "Ohmahgawd, humans are so useless. All they ever do is sit around staring at us with stupid grins on their faces. D<"

Except, you know, in Whalese

[matucana4]

jajaja es muy cómico que todo el video sea sobre ballenas y que las estes bardeando

[lonlysumo]

whale sperm used to be made for candle wax! how dare you insult whales! lol

[kmanikkavelu]

lol 3:20